Dragon Age 2 - Sarcasm Dialogue Part 1

[nwojunkie]

the only thing to make sarcastic Hawke better would be if Eric Idle did his voice.

[xjadedxx]

4:09 HIS FACE! LOL

[teddiesage]

Sarcastic Hawke is the best Hawke of the three versions, in my sincere opinion. Kind is too Gary Stu (Mary Sue) and Ruthless one is just... meh... Too much of a jerk for me.

[hazyphonics]

HAHA

[Historianization]

Main Character of DA3 must have a sarcastic/crazy Scotsman voice. Like Sheogorath.

[MidnightMaiden17]

I prefer the male Hawke. He's just so lovable ^_^

[BlackRoseOfTruth]

"we're visitors too.....but I doubt we're from the same place" :B

[Craz3Eddie]

I prefer male Hawke's sarcasm. I find it funnier.

[HumanMonolith]

Why is it that people who play the female version of the protagonist (Shepard, Hawke) always feel the need to go on vids featuring the male version and state their opinion for no good reason whatsoever?

[TheEternalProduction]

@HumanMonolith I know right, Looks like we'll never be free of it.... Mass effect. Dragon age, no matter which game.....

[HumanMonolith]

@TheEternalProduction

They could get Brian fucking Blessed to voice someone and they'd still complain.

[silverdragon147]

'you kicked my puppy voice" LOL

[Ithyx]

Holy hell, some of those sarcastic remarks... I could swear I was hearing Alistair all over again. o.o Especially in some of the accent/deflections. lol

[xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

massive head trauma bay XD

[LunaWolf64]

I lost things all the time ):

[Pilchowski01]

They've missed the one where Hawke describes his best skill: juggling small rodents to orlesian ballads

[1337ijs]

4:36.

You speak as if ignorance is your natural state.

[Dracowrath1]

fetch the invisible ball, lulz

2:08-2:10 maybe what?

What was that at the end? A litttle something something better not be permanent?

[4thelose]

@Dracowrath1 2:08-2:10 'Maybe count them'

At the end was "A little tour is fine, but this better not be permanent'.

[LigSloof]

Shepard has to take notes from Hawke. Oh my sides.

[NatalyaCousland]

"I don't have enough people trying to kill me. Might as well add all the Templars in Kirkwall"

HAHA I LOL'd so hard when i heard that!!!!

[Maybeeee]

"I'd be a terrible slave. I talk too much" holds knife against neck "and I do this" LOL!!!

[AFLoneWolf]

How do you know you're evil? You can't help but laugh when the joke is inhumanely inappropriate.

[osufwiffo]

The female char does all of them so much better .

[8630733]

Gregory House!

just needs accent



[beautifulpassion]

Fem or Male, I love snarky Hawke. :p

[sega616]

lol sarcastic Hawke sounds like he is a medieval 007 xD

[lozmaster963]

HEY DOES HE SAY KIRKWALL AT 0:27



[Hammerman24]

@lozmaster963 ....Yes.

[lozmaster963]

@Hammerman24 well i live in a place called kirkwall at the top on scotland in orkney

[mattbatcraz]

*beep* Scarcasm Self-Test Compleat. *beep*

[Denathil]

Ok i want to take Sarcastic Male Hawk...Morrigan...put them in a room togheter...and see what happens...Hawk is alot wittier and sharper then Alistair ever tried of being...id pay to see that :P

[Saiko47]

Want that Sir Issac armor. Looks awesome.

[MrRetlav]

His sarcasm reminds me of deadpool _:D

[Renjimonkey]

Is it just me, or does he sound like Tim Curry?

[duelpad88]

Hey! It's the voice actor from Amnesia!

MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA BAY. LOLOL.

[orochinagis]

you should put the captions on..

[camilo101]

Is it just me or does this guy look a lot like Nathan Drake? Especially with the sarcasm...he's like a medieval Drake.

[Tigertylar105]

DA2 in a nutshell

[ThicknSwift]

You know I'm pretty much had it with this lack of maleHawke and maleShep online.

[garstine]

...did you make your merril a non blood mage?

[Ahriman1000]

I had to chuckle at 4:28....

I would totally say that in real life.

[Buddy67892]

how did u get the dog?



[4thelose]

@Buddy67892 Black Emporium DLC.

[Crashandburn999]

@Buddy67892 Far as i know, every game comes with a redeemable code on a piece of paper for the black emporium

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

"Theres so much love here, it's all very comforting."

[businessballer]

What part is that at 1:15?

[ertyqwer]

@businessballer That's Wayward Son quest from Act 1. You get it from Arianni in the Alienage.

[asaqe3]

Champion Hawke is such a sarcastic jerk

[Runningtail]

4:35 is my favorite in this video. so glib when there is a mass of qunari staring at him, lol!

[blazinghen]

ManHawke has the 2nd best VA in the game. Fenris still wins.

[Minaboh24]

"I wonder if that is near the Injured cliff, the Limping Hills...Massive Head Trauma Bay!

hahaha the writers must have done that on purpose

[Metamain03]

Hawke should've risen up much quicker. If not by right, then surely by wit

[Scathus]

"Don't worry! Finding people and killing people are what I'm best at" XD

[1337ijs]

Were you attempting to make a Nathan Drake Look-alike and act-alike? If so, I'd say you succeeded.

[burningvenom]

C'mon! lets play catch the invisible ball!

[soonfamousauthor]

"You're starting to glow again...still creepy." LMAO

[SolonaCousland]

Fem Hawke is better, but this may just tempt me into playing as a dude Hawke.

[marcymariehunter]

@SolonaCousland don't give into temptation fem. hawke rock way harder

[4thelose]

@marcymariehunter There have been a lot of comments saying the same thing, but I disagree. Male sarcastic Hawke talks much faster than his female counterpart in some scenes and in my opinion this is critical for making a character appear quick witted.

The only appealing part of playing as Fem Hawke for me is having tits.

[marcymariehunter]

@4thelose as a femaleI think that tit comment is rude and if you are a chick even ruder. I like ttheslower pace it's more like she thought about it to come up with a good line

[SolonaCousland]

@marcymariehunter Actually, I did play as a male Hawke. They both just kill it in the sarcastic lines. XD

[marcymariehunter]

@SolonaCousland male hawke to me seem less sarcastic and female hake to me has more tude

[0xCIPHERx0]

gamlen can't say good morning without lying twice ,that made me rofl already.

[TheStoutTeapot]

femHawke is better at sarcasm

[ademska]

@TheStoutTeapot lies, she sounds so smug and not in a good way. malehawke can be a ham but he's charming

[blazinghen]

@TheStoutTeapot HAHAHAHA!!!! Wait... You were serious?

[TheStoutTeapot]

@blazinghen I'm not sure which is more lame, the joke, or that fact that you already commented once before and had to come back 2 months later and make a second one.

[JaredDrake]

@TheStoutTeapot I disagree. She sounds too... "High Class" to be really good at it. Male!Hawke is better. She's kinda.. "snooty" sounding. I can't stand it.

[orrestrnden]

part 2 Hawke is still sarcastic

[Lien1]

'I talk too much... And... I do THAT...' Oh God, how ridiculous. XD

[Warribs]

lol.......wow