Perfume is too high just for 1 body, you will spend your whole pay check just to smell like fruits and shit. She is right about being in a relationship for a long time, women will always be jealous. This bitch said "Get that checked out" LOL>
lol "so you're brad pitt. THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH." "so you're a rocket scientist. that don't impress me much." XD i remember that song. i used to love country music.
i like her, her voice is nice to hear some of the chich comedies are terrible with the voice talking way to loud in the mic XD terrible shes not populair yet.
n 1908 sally ruse died looking for her dog. a ghost came and killed her. In 30 minutes you'll find a bloody ghost in your closet. it will kill your family. if you put this in 6 videos in 30 minutes you will be safe.
n 1908 sally ruse died looking for her dog. a ghost came and killed her. In 30 minutes you'll find a bloody ghost in your closet. it will kill your family. if you put this in 6 videos in 30 minutes you will be safe.
sory but this just freaks me out! dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 m
A girl named Ashly Kingsworth was looking for down a well and a ghost pushed her down the well. now that you read this you must Copy and Paste to 2 Other Video's or else tonight at 12:00
she will stand at the end of you're bed and pull you down the well she died in
the reason shania twain isn't impressed with ANYTHING! is because she's simply to shallow to understand what the **** he's saying. basicly that song is 'i don't care who you are, just sleep with me!"
I watch Maury in the afternoon, but it depends what channel. It's either WGN if there's no Cubs or White Sox game in the afternoon, or KTLA if there is an hour later.
she don't give a shit and that makes her good - kept on even after everyone wasn't feeling it. only coz she's not familiar to them) too soon? wtf should it matter?!
I saw her for the first time a few days ago on a 2001 episode of Just for Laughs (which I rarely watch) and she made a huge impression on me...finally remembered her name and youtubed her!
this bitch is ugly lmao
MsJamesbond222 8 months ago
Perfume is too high just for 1 body, you will spend your whole pay check just to smell like fruits and shit. She is right about being in a relationship for a long time, women will always be jealous. This bitch said "Get that checked out" LOL>
livinglife22ful 8 months ago
She is funny. About singers, I like maury, it so sad but funny. It's crazy.
livinglife22ful 8 months ago
sooooooooo freaking funny!!!
sarahtantt 9 months ago
she is hilarious! especially the perfume bits!
lostluver23 10 months ago
lol "so you're brad pitt. THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH." "so you're a rocket scientist. that don't impress me much." XD i remember that song. i used to love country music.
red1half 1 year ago
@red1half that's shania twain :D:D:D:D:D
ariesandcandyagDolls 9 months ago
Yeah, I saw an ad for Paris Hilton's perfume. I think she wanted it to be all French and fancy so she spelled it "scanq" or something weird like that
NinjaInConverse 1 year ago
I thought it was said "Shay-nah Twain"
D:
LonelyDita 1 year ago
Paris Hilton for men smells pretty good if you ask me.
MrPacman818 1 year ago
i like her, her voice is nice to hear some of the chich comedies are terrible with the voice talking way to loud in the mic XD terrible shes not populair yet.
HatethisplaceX 1 year ago
I love this!!!! I also like Herry springer, mostly for the fights.
AndrewLover117 1 year ago
awsome comedian!!!!!!!!!!!!! perfect!!!!!!
anaruxandra 2 years ago
hahahahahah i heard that song it bugs me XD
idorantes27 2 years ago
Awesome comedian, horrible audience.
FrozenFireDuck 2 years ago 40
Totally awesome, so funny!!
VolcanicDrum 2 years ago 7
OMG LOLOLOLOLOL
ertreri 2 years ago 8
hahahaha! yeah thats true. but really gross when you think about it
hisangelindisguise 2 years ago 2
LOL
BooDotBoo 2 years ago
gah i love shania twain!!!!!
zamiri4 2 years ago 3
I love that song :(
annybelle143 2 years ago
it only hurts when i breathe LOL
blueboywater 2 years ago 2
One of Britney's perfumes actually does smell nice. Kinda fruity and sweet.
Raaawwrr 2 years ago
the skank paris hilton perfume joke was taken from south park....fail
djj343 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
skaaaaaaaaaaank! hahahah
LovingYouMore316 2 years ago 7
I like this chick; she's cute. More of her!
xjennxiferx 2 years ago 7
hahaha, burger king has a purfume now... guess what it smells like!!! BURGERS!! wth, who wants to smeel like that?
hisangelindisguise 2 years ago 2
I'm sure you'd get a lot of interest from hungry teenage guys XDD
singingxwhoaa 2 years ago
omg i know that song!!!!! haha "that dont impress me much" :P
randomgothic1 2 years ago 4
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Not funny!your voice is an0yinq and you suck
zuly09 2 years ago
haahahah
skankkkkkk
haha :)
redxbullx0357 2 years ago 4
i like shania twain. but this is still funny. i bet the britney spears purfume smells like alchohol and diapers
katyroxxiasylum 2 years ago
Actually the perfume smells really good. It's like a sweet grapefruit, atleast the one I have is. ^-^
kiriomi18 2 years ago 3
cool! i might try it. thanx.
katyroxxiasylum 2 years ago 2
"And the next line is, 'you think you're Brad Pitt, that don't impress me much' -- what the hell are you talking about??" LOL
jalabi99 2 years ago 6
Sounds like she needs to go blow her nose!
ahahaha
Jessicuhh5306 2 years ago
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jessica0831966 2 years ago
Oh noes! Not a ghost! I hate it when that happens!
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rydude123654 2 years ago
funny but her voice is annoying
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sory but this just freaks me out! dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 m
punkgirlx215 2 years ago
wow.maury is funnier..u should c these ppl!!
DoraDead101 2 years ago
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k this is true but you can die
july. may 20th. 1930.
A girl named Ashly Kingsworth was looking for down a well and a ghost pushed her down the well. now that you read this you must Copy and Paste to 2 Other Video's or else tonight at 12:00
she will stand at the end of you're bed and pull you down the well she died in
rdatlag824 2 years ago
LOL Shaniaaaaaa
XXsarahcidalXX 2 years ago
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This woman really sucks!
solsam34 2 years ago
I remember shania's video.
"So you've got a horse - that don't impress me much"
P0IS0N 2 years ago 2
the reason shania twain isn't impressed with ANYTHING! is because she's simply to shallow to understand what the **** he's saying. basicly that song is 'i don't care who you are, just sleep with me!"
magda101photo 2 years ago
I watch Maury in the afternoon, but it depends what channel. It's either WGN if there's no Cubs or White Sox game in the afternoon, or KTLA if there is an hour later.
TKnHappyNess 2 years ago
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NOT FUNNY, Shouldnt you be cleaning or cooking?? I'm hungry!
aztec7846 2 years ago
whats wrong with you?
just because were women?!
LyssaBabe96 2 years ago 4
loved it! very funny!
EricaScott0 2 years ago
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jake321BlastOff 2 years ago
Very funny!!! Loved it!
butterflysr4u69 2 years ago
Hey, the adverts on the side are horrible...
Buy your woman now. Sick.
Vandalah 2 years ago 3
she don't give a shit and that makes her good - kept on even after everyone wasn't feeling it. only coz she's not familiar to them) too soon? wtf should it matter?!
katyo07 2 years ago
lame
ethesharkman 2 years ago
i love Maury!!!!!
fuzzy97fuz 2 years ago
for some reason she is better than most comedians on this channel. 5 stars!!
tetranoob 2 years ago 3
"Skanque", by Paris Hilton <3
v1de0gamr 2 years ago 5
this video isnt about her looks its about her comedy and its funny as hell
lilbopeep23 3 years ago 28
"I bet it stinks"
lmao
IvanaToke 3 years ago 5
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She's a shit bag. maury is trash. it makes me sad.
nickie2710 3 years ago
You know I've been watching too much TV when I automatically complete her sentence to :(hand over mouth) Skaaank....by Calvin Klein...
archivesbc 3 years ago 3
She is brilliant. Pure and simple.
I saw her for the first time a few days ago on a 2001 episode of Just for Laughs (which I rarely watch) and she made a huge impression on me...finally remembered her name and youtubed her!
Toooooo funny! "Skankkkkk" ROFL
1aredavid 3 years ago 6
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Um. Don't get me wrong, looks don't matter...but, she kinda looks like a...uh...shemale?
I'm sorry if this is sounding like a accusation, but if I were her, I'd get some work done on my looks. Talking plastic surgery.
wildbloodydragon 3 years ago
too funni!
ladybabiie 3 years ago
oh man, she read my mind about that "that dont impress me much" song.
angelapanda3 3 years ago 2
I got a bit of a vibe that she wasn't a Shania fan.
Rosalie392 3 years ago 3
This is really good - ChickComedy, please change the title or just add Shania... PLEASE?
About time that someone killed those lines in her song :)
archivesbc 3 years ago
I love Kristeen's delivery :D
terri22221 3 years ago
Im going to start to strip and get my life together!
FireSmithJo 3 years ago
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shes pretty handsome.
SaruhhSaurus 3 years ago
"You're in danger, Shania!"
argentak 3 years ago 7
that was pretty good, arch nemesis Shania
elise5894 3 years ago 3
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the uglyer the funnyer!!!
Jok3rDicE 3 years ago
"skkkkkkaaaaaaaankkkkkkkk"
southparkgirl101 3 years ago 8
haha this hilarous
surferpulse 3 years ago 8