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  • Okay! do touch it! just..stuff it back into me" *goes and tries to stuff it back in* Lmfao that made me crack up xDD

  • So. They changed the end. Interesting. I knew that they had, I just didn't quite know how.

  • i still have shivers running down my spine when she says neurotoxin

  • In soviet russian, portal is a half-life 2 mod.

  • GLaDOS:Deploying surprise in five,four,...

    *Morality core drops*

    GLaDOS:Time out for a second.That wasn't supposed to happen.Do you see that thing that fell out of me?what is that?

    Chell(player):Your virginity you troll...:P

  • Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU How does that make you feel. LOL that part was so funny

  • Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU How does that mke you feel. LOL that part was so funny

  • Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU. LOL that part was so funny

  • red one is a goblen

  • 2 plus 2 is 10. In base 4 I'm fine. Ha!

  • Aw man, this is one BORING boosfight

  • What did you use to capture the video? I actually think the weird pixelation looks pretty cool.

  • hm 4 years, and my best speed run(OoB) is now 18 mins :/

  • You murdered her. You monster.

  • @nikludel: if you have apple or android phone I believe valve made an app about portal 1 and 2. And mentions there are 2 facilitie.

  • this is only portal, no half life 2.

  • Wait that doesn't make sense in portal 2 you wake up in the testing grounds but in portal 1 you are lying in the road in the ending.Pleas explain!!!!

  • @hunter12211 Portal: She's not lying on the ground. She was blown outside by GLaDOS' explosion. Chell gets dragged back to Aperture Laboratories by the Party Escort Bot, I remember GLaDOS saying that the Bot would escort her to her "party" when she tries to escape, thus making Portal 2. Portal 2: GLaDOS just wants Chell gone, so she actually releases her back to wherever the heck she came from. It was probably another exit. A really far, far exit.

  • @hunter12211 Portal: She was literally blown away by the explosion, and the Party Escort Bot drags her back into Aperture Laboratories, thus making Portal 2.

    Portal 2: GLaDOS just wants Chell gone, so she sends her out. Another exit, I guess?

  • @hunter12211

    They edited Portal 1's ending back in 2010, so that you get dragged back into the lab...

  • "IN BASE FOUR I'M FIIIIIIIIIIIINE"

    lol

  • is the cake a lie?

  • SPOILER ALERT: portal 1 and 2 have a very cool and sad at the same time except the co-op ending for portal 2

  • Dude, 4:13 IT'S WHEATLEY!!!!!

  • @ThePorpoise24

    that's not wheately . . . its the core which says the ingedients to the cake. wheately is a completely different core :L

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  • I had got my companion cube back in Portal 2 :D

  • What did you record this on, a potato?

  • were is the down load for the game?

  • Computer hate Fraps?

  • I'm assuming that this is being played on a laptop or something with integrated crap graphics lol.

  • @mustbehiggy i can play portal on my laptop and it looks perfect. the quality is probably just because of whatever he's recording with.

  • portal 2 she has different voice

  • @SuperAllenMario no, it's the same voice actor.

  • its supposed to be portal 2!!!!!!

  • Am I the only one who likes these graphics in the video?

  • portal unleahsed???

  • it was a thing to stop me, after i flooded the centre with deadly toxin, to stop me flooding the centre with deadly toxin....get comfortable while i arm the toxin.....SO FUNNY!

  • ooh. it said something about black mesa. this is connected with half life. cool.

  • @jonthebest334 yeah made by valve

  • Portal 2 (the official one, not one of the many third-party mods) has been announced :D

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  • I lol at that second eyeball thing is just repeating "What is that?" Like that computer program did.

  • dose anyone notice the typing stuff says some thing about black mesa so then what happen to the portal gun (the gravity gun looks a lot like it) more importantly where was it taking place and when

  • why wouldn't you consider this a game? it has 20 levels, and tons of free map packs even a couple prequels and sequels.

  • whats the diffrence between portal unleashed and portal

  • How to get it eh?

    upgrade_portalgun and impulse 101??

    Please help.......

    0_0

  • bit crap graphics dont you think

  • actually, its just the video, the game has prett good graphics

  • actually you can turn the graphics down

  • Have you ever seen Half-Life 2, Counter-Strike: Source or any other game based on the HL2 engine? Graphics are really good.

    Actually, I suppose this guy just has like 20 fps, because that video didnt look very clear.

  • the song at the end is aswome still alive

  • my speed run on this game (no countiing loading time, plus death only once i got stuck in the portal on this fight) was 55 minutes

  • cool someone did it in 20 minutes.

  • holy shit, damn, what did he do?

  • @sspoke someone else did it in one minute

  • @sspoke Someone did it in NINE minutes.

  • Bad quality -_-

  • lol,"that thing is probably a raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it." lol

  • wow GLADOS is a real dick

  • what is the diffrence beetween Portal and Portal Unleashed??

  • Portal Unleashed was the unreleased beta it came out FREE on the internet before the original Portal game was sold in stores.

  • was it still a full game tho?

  • yah only difference was u didn't need a stream key or have stream installed

  • well that sux for the ppl who bought it :(

  • @sspoke its steam not stream

  • @sspoke you mean steam?

  • wasn't GLaDOS singing "still alive in game"?

  • yea it was

  • pause at 2:27

  • black mesa

  • Ok,here is a tip for future end like uploads

    DO NOT act redartingly for more than 1 minute trying to figure how to beat the level

    DO NOT make it in crappy quality

    and finally DO ADD HQ version for the game

    ty

  • you don't understand this is the first time I beat the final level.. so I was trying to figure out yah you caught me =P and I wanted it out on youtube as fast as possible because someone else could of put one sooner then me.

    As for crappy quality sorry my video card is really bad.

  • its sad that u killed her ;(

  • @viewable2

    She's...alive.

  • @viewable2 you dident kill her "shes still alive!"

  • @viewable2 not really she is just gonna be busy being dead.

  • i love the funny eye from the robot, whats is THAT???? lol

  • the "robot" as you call it is called GlAdOs not being mean just giving yu a heads up for fucture indefers kk

  • really? I didn't know it had a name!...... Thanx for the heads up.

  • no problem dude

  • heh i thought it was called GlaDOS

  • fucture? i thought it was future v.v

  • yea thats what i ment to say ^.^'

  • lol its ok ^_^

  • the graphics your comp had were retarded but also interesting. it looked like a PS1 game.

  • JESUS.

    That Computer is super mega huge lagg

  • totally is.

  • Sspoke, you're disgusting. The Orange Box was extremely well worth it for the quality, and I'd spend it again.

    In fact, I have. I own 2 copies of the Orange Box, one for PC and one for XB360, so I can play some TF2 with my friends. Every single person (7 total) that I've introduced this game to have borrowed or bought it.

    Jerryplabs' flag was misguided, but you are more so. "Still Alive" is not to be given away for free ( I believe) nor the radio mix in-game (definitely not). Flagged.

  • Wow, you really need to mind your own fucking business.

  • wow holyshit lol.. no joke.. phoenix man.. these copyrights are so 1970s no one care anymore.

  • sorry if this sounds stupid.. but based on the lyrics... I think there is gonna be another one...

  • "what is that that fell out of me? i've never seen that before"...ROFL!!! awesome. ^ and a computer that uses conjuntions... cool.

  • ur such a idiot lmao

  • rofl.....

  • can i rofl with u on him?! xD lmao

  • Good, do that, Then they have someone to laugh at!

  • Sry, I was trying to reply to jerryplabs.

  • you did heh

  • Strange, it doesn't seam that way on my computer.

  • That robot is funny omg

  • what is the diffrent in portal and portal unleashed?

    (sorry aboute the spelling i´m not so good in english im from swe)

  • portal is slag for the game, portal unleashed is the real name of the game.

  • No, the only name for the game is "Portal", and it is the one and only true name. "Portal-Unleashed" is a pirated release of the game. As in the fact it's the game Portal, but it was released as an Unleashed version, free of having to use Steam. It's also illegal.

  • oh my bad you might be correct I did torrent this game illegally because I believe a bunch of zeros and ones on a cd aint worth 100 dollars.. lol.

  • I got it for ten.

    YAY FOR SALES.

  • They are worth something, you know, people were paid for developing the game. But.. well.. U$S 100 is kinda crazy.

  • I actually gave myself a vomiting migraine trying to finish off the last orb.If you're not a seasoned gamer,this probably isn't the game you want to start with.Very hard.

  • ..........so the cake is alie?

  • There is another thing you can do

    If you make a portal above the incinerator and bring the circle thing with you to open it, then shoot a portal in the wall and drop the thing in it, it is wayyyy faster

  • what is half-life anyways???

  • ITS HALF LIFE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • what isnt half life?

  • 2+2 Is ...10 IN BASE FOUR I'm FINE!

  • oh snap aperature(sry for the spelling idk if its right) science made it into hl2 ep2

  • if u didnt know the birthday cake was put in because the game was made by the students a day after their friends birthday. just a heads up

  • Portal was originally included just as a bonus game. It was made by a couple of students and Valve caught wind of it and decided to use it. It turned out to be a great game in my opinion. A little on the short side, but im not complaining.

  • You could just lay that on the edge of the incinerator and, press the button, it falls right in.

  • its not crappy it is short thought :D and portal 2 is coming out i heard..

  • wow u got a really shitty video card....

  • yah i know its a 64 MB video card.. but atleast there isn't any laggg..

  • yes i got it from bittorrent, its the full version

    also

    check out on youtube search portal speedrun he beats all 15 levels in 18 minutes. Takes him a average of 8 seconds per level from 1-13?

  • "it's a extremely short and crappy story" I disagree.

    It is a game.....You play it don't you?

    Isn't portal "unleashed" a bit-torrent version which is an illegal cracked version?

  • are u kiding me???

    "it's a extremely short and crappy story"

    wtf is wrong with u? it was amazing and thier releasing a portal 2

    learn your facts dumbass

  • so what if its short its really fun and im sure portals 2 will be longer so stop beign such an ass hole dumb ass!

  • i was quoting some one im with u dude

  • fraps

  • what did u use to record it?

  • i wonder if the main character lives

  • were i can find that ?

  • Does the Half Life 2 Portal really have a story? I always thought it is more like a gimmick for multiplayer gaming...

  • Portal has its own story, it is even set in the Half Life universe, you will see that playing it in HD where you can read many things that appear in the computer screens or the walls during the game.

  • no portal is not a game its a sample to show this gun out.. it's a extremely short and crappy story

  • but its worth playing

  • the song u use sounds a damn lot like 'the smiths' am i right?

  • O i'm sorry it was played by me on the computer :S :S

  • Portal was made by a different team who valve hired who made an indie game a few years ago...

  • you should have typed spoiler...

  • sorry but yah true

  • What did you expect? It says "Ending fight and credits"!

  • The song was cool. I complete the game, but my methods were a lot...harder. I shot a portal under the machine(doesn't work all the time) and I used momentum of gravity and tried to grab the last one in the air. It sucked how easy it is now to me from watching this.

  • I complete this cool game

  • cool ending :) 5 stars !

  • XD the orange thing when u put it over incinerator it said "do you smell something burning" XD

  • whats this game about i herd it set in the half-life universe is borealis ship that you hear about in half-life 2 episode 2?

    tell me people im confused!

  • I know, where does someone find the time for puzzles when the world has been conquered by aliens, why haven't the combine found the computer? this is weird

  • oh you might like this vid... youtube dot com/watch?v=omdnW_mqckY

  • yah thats awesome for speedruns..

  • gee how did you make a video >10 mins?

  • because I beat this game why shouldn't my vid not get on youtube?

  • youtube has a strict 10:00 video length limitation. so your more than 10 minute video confuses me....

  • shiet happens you learn to relax and java aint bad drink and langauge

  • Click (more) in the video description to download song and follow with lyrics

    This game is really fun btw I suggest everyone to buy/download it.

  • Also a tip for everyone who thinks this is a fun game long to come it's just a way of them to introduce this new gun to the main game half-life.

  • can i play multiplayer on it

  • nope

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