Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU How does that make you feel. LOL that part was so funny
Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU How does that mke you feel. LOL that part was so funny
@hunter12211 Portal: She's not lying on the ground. She was blown outside by GLaDOS' explosion. Chell gets dragged back to Aperture Laboratories by the Party Escort Bot, I remember GLaDOS saying that the Bot would escort her to her "party" when she tries to escape, thus making Portal 2. Portal 2: GLaDOS just wants Chell gone, so she actually releases her back to wherever the heck she came from. It was probably another exit. A really far, far exit.
@hunter12211 Portal: She was literally blown away by the explosion, and the Party Escort Bot drags her back into Aperture Laboratories, thus making Portal 2.
Portal 2: GLaDOS just wants Chell gone, so she sends her out. Another exit, I guess?
years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
it was a thing to stop me, after i flooded the centre with deadly toxin, to stop me flooding the centre with deadly toxin....get comfortable while i arm the toxin.....SO FUNNY!
dose anyone notice the typing stuff says some thing about black mesa so then what happen to the portal gun (the gravity gun looks a lot like it) more importantly where was it taking place and when
you don't understand this is the first time I beat the final level.. so I was trying to figure out yah you caught me =P and I wanted it out on youtube as fast as possible because someone else could of put one sooner then me.
As for crappy quality sorry my video card is really bad.
Sspoke, you're disgusting. The Orange Box was extremely well worth it for the quality, and I'd spend it again.
In fact, I have. I own 2 copies of the Orange Box, one for PC and one for XB360, so I can play some TF2 with my friends. Every single person (7 total) that I've introduced this game to have borrowed or bought it.
Jerryplabs' flag was misguided, but you are more so. "Still Alive" is not to be given away for free ( I believe) nor the radio mix in-game (definitely not). Flagged.
No, the only name for the game is "Portal", and it is the one and only true name. "Portal-Unleashed" is a pirated release of the game. As in the fact it's the game Portal, but it was released as an Unleashed version, free of having to use Steam. It's also illegal.
I actually gave myself a vomiting migraine trying to finish off the last orb.If you're not a seasoned gamer,this probably isn't the game you want to start with.Very hard.
If you make a portal above the incinerator and bring the circle thing with you to open it, then shoot a portal in the wall and drop the thing in it, it is wayyyy faster
Portal was originally included just as a bonus game. It was made by a couple of students and Valve caught wind of it and decided to use it. It turned out to be a great game in my opinion. A little on the short side, but im not complaining.
Portal has its own story, it is even set in the Half Life universe, you will see that playing it in HD where you can read many things that appear in the computer screens or the walls during the game.
The song was cool. I complete the game, but my methods were a lot...harder. I shot a portal under the machine(doesn't work all the time) and I used momentum of gravity and tried to grab the last one in the air. It sucked how easy it is now to me from watching this.
I know, where does someone find the time for puzzles when the world has been conquered by aliens, why haven't the combine found the computer? this is weird
Okay! do touch it! just..stuff it back into me" *goes and tries to stuff it back in* Lmfao that made me crack up xDD
yoknow3THESENSATION 1 month ago
So. They changed the end. Interesting. I knew that they had, I just didn't quite know how.
KrisKillam 1 month ago
i still have shivers running down my spine when she says neurotoxin
NikosKalai 2 months ago
In soviet russian, portal is a half-life 2 mod.
VitorHunter12 4 months ago
GLaDOS:Deploying surprise in five,four,...
*Morality core drops*
GLaDOS:Time out for a second.That wasn't supposed to happen.Do you see that thing that fell out of me?what is that?
Chell(player):Your virginity you troll...:P
plasmahunter 4 months ago
Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU How does that make you feel. LOL that part was so funny
longterrence 8 months ago
Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU How does that mke you feel. LOL that part was so funny
longterrence 8 months ago
Mabey you should marry that thing if you love it so much,Do you want to marry it WELL I WANT LET YOU. LOL that part was so funny
longterrence 8 months ago
red one is a goblen
kcrigar1 8 months ago
2 plus 2 is 10. In base 4 I'm fine. Ha!
jamesgowdy 8 months ago
Aw man, this is one BORING boosfight
thefiddler46 8 months ago
What did you use to capture the video? I actually think the weird pixelation looks pretty cool.
GilbertSmith 9 months ago
hm 4 years, and my best speed run(OoB) is now 18 mins :/
iRuvHateMair 9 months ago
You murdered her. You monster.
reaperdude72 9 months ago
@nikludel: if you have apple or android phone I believe valve made an app about portal 1 and 2. And mentions there are 2 facilitie.
bonzifalls 9 months ago
this is only portal, no half life 2.
VitorHunter12 9 months ago
Wait that doesn't make sense in portal 2 you wake up in the testing grounds but in portal 1 you are lying in the road in the ending.Pleas explain!!!!
hunter12211 9 months ago
@hunter12211 Portal: She's not lying on the ground. She was blown outside by GLaDOS' explosion. Chell gets dragged back to Aperture Laboratories by the Party Escort Bot, I remember GLaDOS saying that the Bot would escort her to her "party" when she tries to escape, thus making Portal 2. Portal 2: GLaDOS just wants Chell gone, so she actually releases her back to wherever the heck she came from. It was probably another exit. A really far, far exit.
Nikiudel 9 months ago
@hunter12211 Portal: She was literally blown away by the explosion, and the Party Escort Bot drags her back into Aperture Laboratories, thus making Portal 2.
Portal 2: GLaDOS just wants Chell gone, so she sends her out. Another exit, I guess?
Nikiudel 9 months ago
@hunter12211
They edited Portal 1's ending back in 2010, so that you get dragged back into the lab...
crabfight 9 months ago
"IN BASE FOUR I'M FIIIIIIIIIIIINE"
lol
kittystar4 10 months ago
is the cake a lie?
jets440 10 months ago
SPOILER ALERT: portal 1 and 2 have a very cool and sad at the same time except the co-op ending for portal 2
64palm128palm2k5 10 months ago
Dude, 4:13 IT'S WHEATLEY!!!!!
ThePorpoise24 10 months ago
@ThePorpoise24
that's not wheately . . . its the core which says the ingedients to the cake. wheately is a completely different core :L
jimmy2296 9 months ago
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ThePorpoise24 10 months ago
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years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
xRangerific 10 months ago
I had got my companion cube back in Portal 2 :D
Godsofhalo1 10 months ago
What did you record this on, a potato?
4568plonk 10 months ago 4
were is the down load for the game?
TheFirraveusCarron 10 months ago
Computer hate Fraps?
HedgehogStudios1 10 months ago
I'm assuming that this is being played on a laptop or something with integrated crap graphics lol.
mustbehiggy 10 months ago
@mustbehiggy i can play portal on my laptop and it looks perfect. the quality is probably just because of whatever he's recording with.
Lollyholly99 10 months ago
portal 2 she has different voice
SuperAllenMario 10 months ago
@SuperAllenMario no, it's the same voice actor.
shazbot16 10 months ago
its supposed to be portal 2!!!!!!
kungfuwho 10 months ago
Am I the only one who likes these graphics in the video?
tazzak98 10 months ago
portal unleahsed???
TheDataMonster 1 year ago
it was a thing to stop me, after i flooded the centre with deadly toxin, to stop me flooding the centre with deadly toxin....get comfortable while i arm the toxin.....SO FUNNY!
Lagolicious 1 year ago
ooh. it said something about black mesa. this is connected with half life. cool.
jonthebest334 1 year ago
@jonthebest334 yeah made by valve
punkforlife20 1 year ago
Portal 2 (the official one, not one of the many third-party mods) has been announced :D
MarshmallowRadiation 1 year ago
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dylandionrakiman 1 year ago
I lol at that second eyeball thing is just repeating "What is that?" Like that computer program did.
Marlowethehedgehog 1 year ago
dose anyone notice the typing stuff says some thing about black mesa so then what happen to the portal gun (the gravity gun looks a lot like it) more importantly where was it taking place and when
BowedOak1 2 years ago
why wouldn't you consider this a game? it has 20 levels, and tons of free map packs even a couple prequels and sequels.
fancypenguins 2 years ago 3
whats the diffrence between portal unleashed and portal
Foobyking9000 2 years ago
How to get it eh?
upgrade_portalgun and impulse 101??
Please help.......
0_0
Muhaiminsuper 2 years ago
bit crap graphics dont you think
tjksvids 2 years ago
actually, its just the video, the game has prett good graphics
Link1021l 2 years ago 9
actually you can turn the graphics down
b0w5er 2 years ago
Have you ever seen Half-Life 2, Counter-Strike: Source or any other game based on the HL2 engine? Graphics are really good.
Actually, I suppose this guy just has like 20 fps, because that video didnt look very clear.
EnergicCookie 2 years ago
the song at the end is aswome still alive
Mrvcas 2 years ago
my speed run on this game (no countiing loading time, plus death only once i got stuck in the portal on this fight) was 55 minutes
HeroofTime42 2 years ago 2
cool someone did it in 20 minutes.
sspoke 2 years ago 11
holy shit, damn, what did he do?
HeroofTime42 2 years ago
@sspoke someone else did it in one minute
orkkilla5589 10 months ago
@sspoke Someone did it in NINE minutes.
sonicfangamer2 8 months ago
Bad quality -_-
diabalas 2 years ago
lol,"that thing is probably a raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it." lol
thedancingtomato 2 years ago
wow GLADOS is a real dick
97spartan 2 years ago
what is the diffrence beetween Portal and Portal Unleashed??
MasterZURG 2 years ago
Portal Unleashed was the unreleased beta it came out FREE on the internet before the original Portal game was sold in stores.
sspoke 2 years ago
was it still a full game tho?
MasterZURG 2 years ago
yah only difference was u didn't need a stream key or have stream installed
sspoke 2 years ago
well that sux for the ppl who bought it :(
khaos07777 2 years ago
@sspoke its steam not stream
lane297 1 year ago
@sspoke you mean steam?
darklol261 10 months ago
wasn't GLaDOS singing "still alive in game"?
yosh617 2 years ago
yea it was
TornadoMan009 2 years ago
pause at 2:27
nubpwner4545634 3 years ago
black mesa
ZIMrocksTHEhouse 2 years ago
Ok,here is a tip for future end like uploads
DO NOT act redartingly for more than 1 minute trying to figure how to beat the level
DO NOT make it in crappy quality
and finally DO ADD HQ version for the game
ty
gravitygun3 3 years ago
you don't understand this is the first time I beat the final level.. so I was trying to figure out yah you caught me =P and I wanted it out on youtube as fast as possible because someone else could of put one sooner then me.
As for crappy quality sorry my video card is really bad.
sspoke 3 years ago
its sad that u killed her ;(
viewable2 3 years ago 11
@viewable2
She's...alive.
888jchung 10 months ago
@viewable2 you dident kill her "shes still alive!"
ismashudie 9 months ago
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@viewable2
thats what you think :D
jimmy2296 9 months ago
@viewable2 not really she is just gonna be busy being dead.
supervegito2277 4 months ago
i love the funny eye from the robot, whats is THAT???? lol
wolfLink1234 3 years ago
the "robot" as you call it is called GlAdOs not being mean just giving yu a heads up for fucture indefers kk
Mikey6193 3 years ago
really? I didn't know it had a name!...... Thanx for the heads up.
sorarox619 3 years ago
no problem dude
Mikey6193 3 years ago
heh i thought it was called GlaDOS
HackerTHATSME 3 years ago
fucture? i thought it was future v.v
TornadoMan009 2 years ago
yea thats what i ment to say ^.^'
Mikey6193 2 years ago
lol its ok ^_^
TornadoMan009 2 years ago
the graphics your comp had were retarded but also interesting. it looked like a PS1 game.
MapleAwesome12 3 years ago
JESUS.
That Computer is super mega huge lagg
Maniacjelly 3 years ago
totally is.
sspoke 3 years ago
Sspoke, you're disgusting. The Orange Box was extremely well worth it for the quality, and I'd spend it again.
In fact, I have. I own 2 copies of the Orange Box, one for PC and one for XB360, so I can play some TF2 with my friends. Every single person (7 total) that I've introduced this game to have borrowed or bought it.
Jerryplabs' flag was misguided, but you are more so. "Still Alive" is not to be given away for free ( I believe) nor the radio mix in-game (definitely not). Flagged.
phoenixflames125 3 years ago
Wow, you really need to mind your own fucking business.
knightowljoe 3 years ago
wow holyshit lol.. no joke.. phoenix man.. these copyrights are so 1970s no one care anymore.
sspoke 3 years ago
sorry if this sounds stupid.. but based on the lyrics... I think there is gonna be another one...
Zanpakuto87 3 years ago
"what is that that fell out of me? i've never seen that before"...ROFL!!! awesome. ^ and a computer that uses conjuntions... cool.
Zanpakuto87 3 years ago
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im reporting you to valve for making a video without their permission, in the mean time. FLAGGED
jerryplabs 3 years ago
ur such a idiot lmao
sebi123654 3 years ago
rofl.....
sspoke 3 years ago
can i rofl with u on him?! xD lmao
sebi123654 3 years ago
Good, do that, Then they have someone to laugh at!
desu38 3 years ago
Sry, I was trying to reply to jerryplabs.
desu38 3 years ago
you did heh
sspoke 3 years ago
Strange, it doesn't seam that way on my computer.
desu38 3 years ago
That robot is funny omg
SymbioteRagnorok 3 years ago
what is the diffrent in portal and portal unleashed?
(sorry aboute the spelling i´m not so good in english im from swe)
maxsil89 3 years ago
portal is slag for the game, portal unleashed is the real name of the game.
sspoke 3 years ago
No, the only name for the game is "Portal", and it is the one and only true name. "Portal-Unleashed" is a pirated release of the game. As in the fact it's the game Portal, but it was released as an Unleashed version, free of having to use Steam. It's also illegal.
cbajd5 3 years ago 2
oh my bad you might be correct I did torrent this game illegally because I believe a bunch of zeros and ones on a cd aint worth 100 dollars.. lol.
sspoke 3 years ago
I got it for ten.
YAY FOR SALES.
cbajd5 3 years ago
They are worth something, you know, people were paid for developing the game. But.. well.. U$S 100 is kinda crazy.
Rafaelinux 3 years ago
I actually gave myself a vomiting migraine trying to finish off the last orb.If you're not a seasoned gamer,this probably isn't the game you want to start with.Very hard.
blackwhimsy 3 years ago
..........so the cake is alie?
kyeruu2 3 years ago
There is another thing you can do
If you make a portal above the incinerator and bring the circle thing with you to open it, then shoot a portal in the wall and drop the thing in it, it is wayyyy faster
stuneree2 3 years ago
what is half-life anyways???
manaray10 3 years ago
ITS HALF LIFE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sspoke 3 years ago
what isnt half life?
stuneree2 3 years ago
2+2 Is ...10 IN BASE FOUR I'm FINE!
Fjgamer2 3 years ago
oh snap aperature(sry for the spelling idk if its right) science made it into hl2 ep2
t3hsniper 3 years ago
if u didnt know the birthday cake was put in because the game was made by the students a day after their friends birthday. just a heads up
Michaeljordanownz 4 years ago
Portal was originally included just as a bonus game. It was made by a couple of students and Valve caught wind of it and decided to use it. It turned out to be a great game in my opinion. A little on the short side, but im not complaining.
wlindstrom 4 years ago
You could just lay that on the edge of the incinerator and, press the button, it falls right in.
OfficerPie 4 years ago
its not crappy it is short thought :D and portal 2 is coming out i heard..
RJBLADERSA 4 years ago
wow u got a really shitty video card....
bdfeder9 4 years ago
yah i know its a 64 MB video card.. but atleast there isn't any laggg..
sspoke 4 years ago
yes i got it from bittorrent, its the full version
also
check out on youtube search portal speedrun he beats all 15 levels in 18 minutes. Takes him a average of 8 seconds per level from 1-13?
sspoke 4 years ago
"it's a extremely short and crappy story" I disagree.
It is a game.....You play it don't you?
Isn't portal "unleashed" a bit-torrent version which is an illegal cracked version?
TomClark2 4 years ago
are u kiding me???
"it's a extremely short and crappy story"
wtf is wrong with u? it was amazing and thier releasing a portal 2
learn your facts dumbass
dayyuu 3 years ago
so what if its short its really fun and im sure portals 2 will be longer so stop beign such an ass hole dumb ass!
runeslave41 3 years ago
i was quoting some one im with u dude
dayyuu 3 years ago
fraps
sspoke 4 years ago
what did u use to record it?
Akkly 4 years ago
i wonder if the main character lives
Magnifico96 4 years ago
were i can find that ?
MortesNoize 4 years ago
Does the Half Life 2 Portal really have a story? I always thought it is more like a gimmick for multiplayer gaming...
DarkReaver1986 4 years ago
Portal has its own story, it is even set in the Half Life universe, you will see that playing it in HD where you can read many things that appear in the computer screens or the walls during the game.
eduardofrances 4 years ago
no portal is not a game its a sample to show this gun out.. it's a extremely short and crappy story
sspoke 4 years ago
but its worth playing
0kazaki 4 years ago
the song u use sounds a damn lot like 'the smiths' am i right?
mylomaster 4 years ago
O i'm sorry it was played by me on the computer :S :S
mylomaster 4 years ago
Portal was made by a different team who valve hired who made an indie game a few years ago...
snakeh2895 4 years ago
you should have typed spoiler...
BuggyRacer3000 4 years ago
sorry but yah true
sspoke 4 years ago
What did you expect? It says "Ending fight and credits"!
Elman1989 4 years ago
The song was cool. I complete the game, but my methods were a lot...harder. I shot a portal under the machine(doesn't work all the time) and I used momentum of gravity and tried to grab the last one in the air. It sucked how easy it is now to me from watching this.
furyberserk 4 years ago
I complete this cool game
lukaszenko10 4 years ago
cool ending :) 5 stars !
Jiucedust 4 years ago
XD the orange thing when u put it over incinerator it said "do you smell something burning" XD
sirdave80 4 years ago
whats this game about i herd it set in the half-life universe is borealis ship that you hear about in half-life 2 episode 2?
tell me people im confused!
HUNTER125X 4 years ago
I know, where does someone find the time for puzzles when the world has been conquered by aliens, why haven't the combine found the computer? this is weird
Eddman368 4 years ago
oh you might like this vid... youtube dot com/watch?v=omdnW_mqckY
iamafractal 4 years ago
yah thats awesome for speedruns..
sspoke 4 years ago
gee how did you make a video >10 mins?
iamafractal 4 years ago
because I beat this game why shouldn't my vid not get on youtube?
sspoke 4 years ago
youtube has a strict 10:00 video length limitation. so your more than 10 minute video confuses me....
iamafractal 4 years ago
shiet happens you learn to relax and java aint bad drink and langauge
sspoke 4 years ago
Click (more) in the video description to download song and follow with lyrics
This game is really fun btw I suggest everyone to buy/download it.
sspoke 4 years ago
Also a tip for everyone who thinks this is a fun game long to come it's just a way of them to introduce this new gun to the main game half-life.
sspoke 4 years ago
can i play multiplayer on it
ascortjkk 4 years ago
nope
sspoke 4 years ago