MADtv - asian super powers

[sting1056ify]

why r all of ya hating on all the white people

[TheWhiteOp]

white people have the power to exploit other peoples powers and wealth for there personal use it's sorta like having every power in the world :P

[capncrunch0123]

they were watching naruto lol

[DrVidBoy]

i am asian as well when do i unlock my super powers? :'(

i need them as soon as posible since there is a bitch in my class that i need to kill.

[gabriellug1]

i love how he is doing it with a plastic knife

[Rotouzi]

i wanted to grow up and join Mad TV and be the 2nd coming of Bobby Lee but NBC crushed my dreams

[prophetisawsume13]

@Rotouzi SAME HERE I MIGHT GROW UP TO MAKE ANOTHER MADTV SHOW

[NotTooWellKnown]

@Rotouzi

Mad TV was on Fox...

[lagook]

meanwhile cpt america does stuff no one says anything

[Animefanwhoisgerman]

38 people safed that secret for years, even infront of their friends^^

[MeRou666]

QueensBlvdPro

[HeyChickaBumBum100]

White people can get rich. :\ BTW. "Sup bitch?"

[shairaptor]

I'M GAY AND I'M LOVIN IT! :)

[Refining1]

WHO is the other Asian guy (not Bobby)?

[lowkeytuner]

WHY BOBBY?!?! WHY?!?!



[cashmike1118]

SUP BITCH !

[niknikprodutions]

0:12 i think they were watching dragonball z

[EricaHolloway2009]

@niknikprodutions dondging bullets running on water and flyng... yes that is dbz! XD

[Gam3rzAzn]

out of all the noobs i've been through... KOREANS DONT HACK PLAYING STARCRAFT..

[CanadaKing450]

So Funny

[bluezelnoc3000]

I'm Greek, Italian, and Black so wats my power?

[Gam3rzAzn]

@bluezelnoc3000

Good Leadership, Killing koopas, and can run supa fassst.

[ac7491]

@bluezelnoc3000 you can get very very angry

[cRazYn1nja44]

I think the message here is that all Asians are ninjas and all black people are good at basketball

[Serpico261]

man that was funny as hell

[runsaber1]

Bwahaha... white people super powers

are to become your gods... and make all other cultures their mindless cannon foddar, minions, and slaves.

[aquahell]

I've made the conclusion that all asians are either aliens or robots.

[female115]

white people suck

[0baka01]

boo no don't do it bobby

[Shin27ecstasy]

I don't know why seeing bobby lee have to step down off something (for height) makes me laugh xD

[sirjohan8]

well blacks are good with basket asians are fast, and whites? We make great empieres:)

[calforrai]

@sirjohan8 empire as in ............ annexation, colonization or imperialism !?

[112cla50]

white people qre good serial killers

[xeetrov]

Sorry for those white people......you guys suck dick,not like us ASIANS.... sorry again

[RemusLupo]

@xeetrov

maybe thats cuz we actually have big enough dicks to suck......since were using racial jokes here :D

[93hothead]

Mad tv is cancelled end of story

[sing2milo]

...and white people can't do anything... :-(

[tomandant123]

@sing2milo stop being raciest

[TelekineticDrake]

@sing2milo TELEKINESIS :3 anyone can do that

[80spopQueen]

@sing2milo ha ha

[qazwsxedc562]

did an one notice at 1:33 he has a plastic knife

[Wallpaperer285]

i wish i could be on mad0-tv

[Che762x39]

ROFLMAO

peace

[SidneyVang]

"We don't want to brag" LMAO! -True

[TheScorpiokorea]

the asian in the green is cute

[blade853]

i has the button hole eyes

[CUCProductions]

Yes, and all jews can calculate large numbers in their heads, all canadians can play hockey, all black people can play basketball.

Now what do white people do??

[wonderman227]

@CUCProductions All white people have the power to create racial stereotypes!

[chinifilyjeremy]

@wonderman227 You mean all people in general because you just created one yourself

[kilupirukas]

@chinifilyjeremy Maybe he's white?

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@wonderman227 and enslave other countries and colonize them against their own will

[lilHippo]

and all white people are good at :

Math: NO

Sports: NO

Prapaganda: Yes

Killing other racist: YES!

ANNOYING: YES

[FreshMyFeelings]

Asians are sexy!!!

[PHOwnage1337]

Sup, bitch?

[SoggyFrenchToast]

I wonder what mexicans can do XD

[VincentLovesU]

@SoggyFrenchToast

obviously they can do other peoples tasks for a buck? ;)

[DontComplain]

@SoggyFrenchToast hop fences?

[ydneah13]

awesome! lol Bobby is the best

"black people can't play basketball, that's ridiculous" lol

[ComicRelief17]

Sup Bitch?

[Mohammad4251]

Asian beauties meet hot *lushfmlk.info*

[makinitus]

he's cute!!!!! 1:32

[yasashii89]

that guy isnt even black =P

[pokemanmdj]

LOL

[ShaquilleOming]

"not all black people an play basketball"

"yes we can bobby"

"THAT REDICULOUS"

"wanna see me-"

"yah-"

"ok here we go"

"SSUP BITCHH"

[marcdog95]

y did dey make make two versions of the same video

[demesguitarist]

ssup bitch!!! xD

[RemusLupo]

Hes an Average Asian =D

[mediasansnom]

@starfox15 im sorry all the girls on the show are amazing, debra wilson, nicole parker, mo collins are the best

[NathanMarineau]

Seriously, madlaughter and ipwned, your both being really racist. Just watch the fuckin video and dont fight over which race hates eachother you racist pricks

[alexg3001]

i discovered my superpowers at 9 i fell down 2 flights of stairs and was okey :O and then it happened again i fell out a 2nd floor window at 14, didnt brake a bone or anything , which got me experimenting and turned out it was sods law i should have died but everything went wrong at that moment preventing it :O, now i can fall off tower blocks ,crash at silly speeds with no helmet and dodge bullets :) they call me supersod, anyone can be a supersod too just need to understand how sods law works

[Hazmatt117]

and us mexicans we have super jumping abilities ......i think u know what we use it for

[tommy714pham]

if white people transform 2 whale then we azn will hunt the whales down lol XD (im azn)

[rcc1111]

@tommy714pham Actually most Asian nations don't support JAPAN on whaling. Almost all Southest Asian Countries have declared their waters whale sanctuaries. In East Asia China, Korea, and Taiwan are against Japan in their whaling policies. Only certain Asian Nations which are strangely landlocked support Japan and it's whaling policies like Laos and Cambodia. Most of us Asians hate Japan because they are so racist against other Asians hahaha! Those darn dirty Japenis lol jkjk...

[ChuckN0rrisXD]

LoOL yah watch this sup bitch *makes the shot* looool

[CoyoteArzenik]

all mexicans can drink a bar down and we all can fight with both machetes and guns... while singing

[Ironlak9]

Asians really can go that fast

[IPWNED]

I guess nobody noticed this but the part where bobby attacks the black girl is also some kind of myth that goes around where asians don't like black people.

[MechaRadio]

@IPWNED

No, that's the fact about white people. White people don't like black people. And they don't like asian people. That's why white people are good at killing and manipulating other races.

[IPWNED]

@MechaRadio What the hell are you talking about? Asian people aren't fond of black people either.

[MadLaughter]

@IPWNED so what, my asian friend doesn't like me because i'm black, so i should stop being friends with him because of what you think. grow up fag

[IPWNED]

@MadLaughter I think you may be mentally insane and retard. I said Asian people are not very fond of black people. I neither used the word all or some. I just said Asian people. Furthermore, I'm Asian and I'm not very fond of you so FUCK YOU.

[MadLaughter]

@IPWNED wow your intelligent -_- my asian friend says FUCK YOU too

[IPWNED]

@MadLaughter I AM intelligent. Tell your asian friend to go suck it.

[asianboyitellem]

rofl, all races have their own skills

[locowolf6]

black people can play basket ball

[aplayaz2000]

no problem ;)

[rebellouiscutie]

2:42= Beautiful D:<

[arenms]

@juicebox120 and i will remember your juicy pussy

[samadatha89]

@indisrizzle it was just kind of a joke :] but i'm asian and i can't run that fast xD i can sometimes, but i sleep alot and don't have alot of energy so i can barely run that fast :1

[filopinophenom]

i love how people say i love asains but once you get off the computer your like ha look at that tiny little fucked up chinese retard CHING CHONG HAHAH we know you do it you assholes

[houchi69]

oh ya, everyone can play basketball, doesnt mean they can all make free throws xD

[batseye]

@ 2:03 Bobby is trying couldn't help but giggle a bit...acting is tough :-)

[samadatha89]

ROFL

It is true though about how all black ppl can play basket ball though.

There's this basketball team where only whites were aloud,

and the score was like

0 to 15

[DeeZeeTayy]

who is bobby's 'brother'?? He's beautiful :)

[ompalompa1112]

I'm a whitegirl, but pretty tan from the sun. Can I join the club? asians are the wolds most awesome people =)

[bohrok77]

asian and black ppl FTW!!!!!

[Sythen07]

yea they do im black (^-^)

[OutSkill]

"we dont want to brag"

[OutSkill]

What now white people. Told u we do have super powers. Yellow power !

[AbleToFindThings]

@OutSkill We don't have powers!! We have hacks... Who doesn't know?

[nstrike45]

@OutSkill yea well we got mother fucking chuck norris and keanu reeves what now haters!

[bomerman104]

@OutSkill white people have the power to become fat in a week and lose it in one weight lifting montage

[corwinallmighty]

im fast.

so far ive managed to dispear behind a bus and managed to learn how to speed jump up walls from free running lessons

ive got about 34 people after me all liveing within a 5mile rad from me

they have not seen me in 2 years ~~ well 1 of them has but hey :)

no one is perfect hehe

[asianboi335]

u will never know we could move really fast

[IJustEpicFailed]

Yeah >:D

We just don't wanna brag!

[TheKentuckyCATz]

Lol the black people can play basketball is true.

[rabbott69]

two versions of this skit? one used on handy cam?

[vtboi1234]

@Jetbus90 ass hole

[Jetbus90]

@vtboi1234 Fuck you

[vtboi1234]

@Jetbus90 you want to fuck me

0.o

[ywang14]

Whos the other hot asian in the video?Anyone knows his name?lol msg me. Thanks

[droach1985]

the original is better and uncensored. \watch?v=3cgGNJYsZVE&feature=r­elated

[inuyasha116]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD i love asains

[camsayam96]

I play sum goddam basketba

[indigoplaya23]

2:08 - 2:35  "one eye" 2:43 "his position and hands"...illuminati

[th4tDavedude]

@indigoplaya23 oh yea he turned left handed

[purewaterxx]

LOL!

Keegan : "sup bitch!"

*shoots*!

[chouji13]

haha my bud n i always use this vid to prove a point to black ppl on our football team.

[AceofDlamonds]

The only thing stopping him from moving that fast is his weight LOL

[543297]

THE TWO BEST ACTORS OF MADTV

[pokemon1781]

hahahaha

[4everness2010]

are there like two different versions of this vid? haha

[eikira]

yep there are.

[wtf133713]

keegan is my name >:D

[SillyKWilly]

although im asian i find this very very hilarious lmao

[jmagat21]

its funny , and its not hurtful... im an asian too.. a Filipino

[DeltaSquad451]

ZOMG hilarious. That's all I have to say.

[Crumb68]

wata ya reckon white americans can do? lol, transform themselfs into whales...

[maffia240]

lol

[WhiteTiger225]

@Crumb68 Nah, we just rape the laws of nature. For example, I currently am eating a taco that my digestive system is assimilating into a train. I will be shitting an entire new railway system for the UK in about 2 weeks.

[OhaiMike]

@Crumb68 I transform into a fucking gazelle. :D

[3t3rn4ldr34m1ng]

@Crumb68 lol...

[kingkong8974]

@Crumb68

they can go to tanning salons

[AkiraNoBaka]

@Crumb68 i dont think its immediate more like a gradual super power they develop into whales :D, well just americans in general

we all tend to be bigger

[MechaRadio]

@Crumb68

white guys are good at molesting children

[EdTheBadass]

@Crumb68

and then squash you

[asianbeverage]

@Crumb68 more like a bucket of water

[jasmina560]

Hahaha

[ejoker167]

white got hockey

[marheaven3]

true true :3

[SmileyHate]

We asians can a thing or two

[Exsoldja]

@SmileyHate We asian can Breakdance

[kindboy1996]

Asian = math, science techonology

Black = basketball, boxing, running

White = ???

[RemusLupo]

white = racist

[nightcrow90]

white = scard to be called a racist haha

[MisfitsToFreaxxs13]

@RemusLupo you racist stfu don't hate on us whites.

[RemusLupo]

@MisfitsToFreaxxs13

ok

[AmazingSuperStar1]

@RemusLupo most of the time true

[davidallany1]

@RemusLupo I have seen racists from every nationality. Chauvinism travels among us like solar wind travels among planets.

[RemusLupo]

@davidallany1

that would be so beautiful if ...it wasnt about racism...and if I knew which comment you were replying to.

[BadCompany98]

@RemusLupo

Because that statement somehow isn't also racist?

[RemusLupo]

@BadCompany98

i dont know which comment your replying to....

[TOmli87]

White = majoring in Arts. haha

[VBAadmin]

Blacks might be good basketball, but they sure as hell gotta know their geography, because that's how they know where to get away from the cops.

[coffeeishappiness]

Hardy har har. You forgot they can become presidents as well, har har.

[levin81]

@kindboy1996

are jew considered white? well they are extremely good in business.

[zoey0456]

the guy that help the girl take out the fork out of his eye he was cute!

[MrWana10]

i lov da part when he says whats up bitch ^^

[hackleback]

whos the other asian dude?

[Hilokilo06]

Neoohhhhhggggg

i donno, i was listing to music

[Hilokilo06]

I am Asian and I think Koreans and blacks are very cool.

Yah...

[Tangatron21]

yes Asians rule. =)

[Hilokilo06]

I am Asian and I think Koreans and blacks are very cool.

Yah...

[nikeshocksshocks]

haha! LOL!

[angryinternetguy991]

black people got the huge wangs and pwn at basketball... asians like invented math and are super fast.. what the hell can a white boy do

[totallnewbiefan]

we can read minds

[annakin96]

everything else :)

[Hilokilo06]

I soooo agree with u lol

[Snako85]

we can be jealous, thats our power

[ajluvsKH]

lmao. nichole was there liek the whole time.

this was funny as hell. xD!

[Ertragen]

Blacks eating Watermelon is incorrect stereotype.

Nobody eats more watermelons than Koreans. I am one and I should know.

[wandongluv]

Omg, that's so true! I'm 'Black' and I visit a Korean church like 3 times a week and they pull out like 5 watermelons every visit!!!! I was amused and surprised...

[Ertragen]

Yep. Wanna come over for some watermelon and Crown Royal? I'll pick you up in my Lexus, hang out at a golf course, and later go drink at a karaoke bar.