Dwight Schrute Weapons

[freedombear79]

Dwight was pretty clever with hiding those weapons! Blow dart in the toilet LOL!

[LocoRico89]

Well Danger is his middlename

[andresparra]

The last statement is so true

[mininow]

No spy should ever be 30 feet from a backup weapon.

[GangsterHutterite]

What about the compound bow and arrows hidden under the couch?

[mrTacroy]

Video games difficulty levels:

Easy

Medium

Hard

Expert

Impossible

Dwight

[Legba85]

@mrTacroy Question? If you can't get past Impossible, how will you reach Dwight? Dwight is Impossible.

[cudionelove]

a fucking blow dart in the toilet... brilliant

[ScottyKnowsNAO]

Hes gonna MuckDuck someone.

[mruck05]

dwight killed 1 person

[ihateanime123]

everyday i go to work with a can of pepper spray in my desk, a pocket knife strategically placed in the heel of my shoe, a knife (a little different than Dwights) strapped on my left leg, and the most dangerous weapon in the world: a MOTHERFUCKING BELT!

[iCHAWY]

LOL I die everytime he barely unsheathes the katana. His face is priceless. Same with when he holds the blow gun up. LOL

[jedimastergimli]

@iCHAWY That's not a Katana.

[iCHAWY]

@jedimastergimli LOL whatever the fuck it is....a sword. Who gives a fuck. lol

[elgostine]

@jedimastergimli i thought the same.. chinese jian?? wierd....

[Legba85]

Where's the next one? Up his ass?

[Nyarl3]

That blowpipe was badass!  Want one.

[Wildcat425B]

@Nyarl3 Find a better hiding place than in the toilet though.

[Crowbars357]

@ushockey08 actually, the I should stand for Insane

[ushockey08]

D-Determined

W-Worker

I-Intense

G-Good Worker

H-Hard Worker

T-Terrific

[Quartzzzz]

The scary part is that what he says kinda makes sense if you think about it.

[modjrisawesome]

which 1 was these

[hawkeye3938]

lmao

[dwiilaster]

im gonna start doing that

[TheJoeconrad]

A blowdart in the toilet? Genius.

[wickandde]

dammit why can't I have a co-worker like Dwight

[MrDrSrekalnaf]

Kevins face in the background at :09 is priceless

[livbgluvbg1234]

"its better to get hurt by someone you know accidently, then by a stranger on purpose..."

[Mordocyanide]

Dwight: What is your weapon of choice?

Andy: My bare hands....

Dwight: That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands.

[RSXemperor85]

Who thinks Dwight Schrute should be a boss character in the next Soul Calibur game?

[mattnashisgay]

Too bad Jim would confiscate all of Dwight's weapons later on, to stop him from killing Andy.

[Cobain0925]

@mattnashisgay Yeah that is sad because if there is something that the office lacks it is murder ;) They should really CSI-up the office, that would make it the greatest show ever!! :P

[MrShakenbake46]

@Cobain0925 false

[lelo819]

@Cobain0925 There has been a murder I declare, lol

[Zalfazar]

@mattnashisgay But that was earlier on in the series, we have to assume that he got them back and re-hid them around the office.

[LotusDragon09]

A jian in the ceiling tiles? I should have done that...

[StyrbjornStarke]

The most dangerous man alive

[detahdomo]

there is so much brilliance in this video

[AfrojacX]

Keep alternating between 3 and 4 for Old Spice.

[Leos215]

Dwight gives a epic stare after using the blow dart.

[768sonic]

LOL at kevin when Dwight pulls ot "Mr. A Knife"

[Blindsniper1788]

what episode is this? what season?!

[Cobain0925]

@Blindsniper1788 season 4 ep. 7

[ClashCollage]

@Cobain0925 Wrong, it's season 3 :p.

[Cobain0925]

@ClashCollage I beg to differ Sir! It is from the episode 'Survivor Man' (ep.7 season 4) as you can see if you were to google the very last thing that Dwight says in this clip: 'it’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose.' or you could just watch the episode and then admit that you're wrong. Lawyered!

[DeathbyTechno]

@Cobain0925 lulz, somebody watches HIMYM.

[HAHPPYmee]

@Cobain0925 it was definitely season 3 episode 19. that was the episode that roy tried to attack jim because of the whole kiss thing and dwight saved him with the pepper spray.

[Cobain0925]

@HAHPPYmee Bitch please! Watch the episode you think it is from and you tell me if there is a single shot of Dwight using an effing blowgun in a bathroom in that episode, I think you'll find that there is not, ergo it could not possibly be the episode you think it is. ;) Do I need to say it again? LAWYERED! :D

[jpd782]

My God. This was me when I was 16.

[streetgangtm]

@jpd782 I'm 19 and it's still me

[Tol1as]

Season 5,episode 11 reveals a sweet-ass bow under the couch near the entrance!

Also a scythe is seen being carried by Jim, but not it's original hiding place.

[Sycamorai]

I like how he keeps the only weapon which he has to put his mouth to in the toilet.

[SOCOMSoldier01]

@Sycamorai it'd be the last place anybody would look...

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

@Sycamorai exactly what i thought!!!!!!! xD

[indxtc112]

@Sycamorai wow i didn't even think about that....that is so true!

[wildenboy]

@Sycamorai Exactly my thought hahah

[PoliceOnlineMoniter]

@Sycamorai

lol

[piratebri]

@Sycamorai you realize that the part of the toilet its in is not the part you shit in right?

learn plumbing

[Sycamorai]

@piratebri I realize thats not the part you crap in... but I still wouldn't want to drink the water from it.

[DUHKK]

Mr. A. Knife LOL

[batmanaa03]

My favorite weapon of his gotta be that blow dart gun.

[PaulKimster]

@batmanaa03 Great place to hide it too!

[OneWayMediaTV]

One of my favorite clips. Exactly the clip I was searching for.

[flocuo]

@OneWayMediaTV same for me, thank you uploader

[enburst]

Nice this is the clip I was looking for

[Steve0016]

lol