I wasn't picked last in gym class; I just wasn't picked at all. Then I got yelled at because the gym teacher hated my ass. Gym teachers always seem to scream at those that either aren't athletic or have cleavage showing (or big boobs in general). ...so I flipped the teacher off, tossed the bat to the side and went, "Sorry I'm not your star. I'm outta here, jack-ass." After he screamed at me and called my parents, my dad told him not to get mad that I called him on his shit that day. :P
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nguyenimproved SERBIAN LANGUAGE ISNT STUPID DANNY DOESNT SPEAKS RIGHT !!! YOUR LANGUAGE IS STUPID U NOOB ANS THAT DJOKOVIC THING OUR TENNISER CAN BIT YOUR TENNISER ANY TIME !!!
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@AramN90 SERBIAN LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE SOME1 SPEAKING WITH A PENIS IN HIS MOUTH...A LOT OF MUMBLING. SPEAKING OF PENIS IN THE MOUTH, THIS SERBIAN KURVA LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP HOOKER LOL. AND DJOKOVIC HAS A HUUUGE UGLY HEAD AND NO ONE LIKES HIM EXCEPT SERBIAN MONKEYS.
I always get picked last which kinda blows, but then the tough chicken shits fail at whatever we have to do cos they're all loners playing it makes me grin and hope they fall so I can burst out laughing while I kick their heads and spit on their face shouting "Choose me sucker!!" :3
Now i have advanced PE this semester then Regular PE next but then my teachers said "scince you already get yalls 30 mins of physical activity in PE everyone without PE go outside" so no more PA for me :(....this year
O______O this makes me wanna go play war game at school. DX too bad i dont have gym this semester O3O but second semester i get gym! *does victory dance* >:D im ready 2 tackle the small helpless nerds jk :P
hey danny can you do a show on paranormal stuff i just want to know im not the only one interested thanks . goodbye my tasty little lemon drop i shall se you again lol
Heh, guyes you know peps come and go, no1's famous forever :XD But he's still funny, if he enjoys what he's doing and if there're still people who think it's funny (Like myself) Then he's job's done :) Anyway, i think you could rock everything up if u made a gradual report about circumcision (Penises) I k4 it sounds gay lololololol but i think you could do a good job with making it hillarious aka Funny :XDDDDDDDDDDD
I was the last picked...having the hand-eye coordination of a potato. *sigh* That and glasses...I liked you waxing poetic on the subject...you're bent like so many yet so uniquely!
i have to be honest,alexz003 i TOTALLY agree with you.
i've been subscribed to danny for probably a year or so now and he is really beginning to lose my interest. these lessons are getting to the point where they aren't funny anymore.just weird.
danny:please change it up a little.your videos are generally the last videos i watch in my subscription box and i dread doing so.unfortunately,i'll unsubscribe soon if they dont get better :( it isn't personal because i LOVE YOU!just giving a suggestion
EECgirlie812, took the words right out of my mouth. Everything you've put is exactly what i think aswell. Danny, please change your style, this is getting boring :(
dude, that was hilarious! lol ! xD i love your shows.
saddvamp 3 days ago
your amount of facial hair changes as the vid goes
doomedsole 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
Damn it!! I just lost the game.
MrSupaPromo 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 5
THAT WAS FUN!
Bexstarw 1 month ago
I just lost the game :(
Bexstarw 1 month ago
PIE.
BieberLover196 1 month ago
@BieberLover196 3.14159
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230rida 4 weeks ago
Hilarious video! --And I'M never picked last because... I never go to gym. Otherwise, it would not be pretty xD
PantherOfStorms 1 month ago
that was fun >:)
myanichole1 2 months ago
you and tobuscus are twins?
dragonpowner49 2 months ago in playlist Meer video's van gradualreport
You look crazy
MavHunter20XX 2 months ago
SUIT UP! the ledgendary words of barney stinson
thefluffiestbunnyuno 2 months ago
I get picked last because people think I'm too lazy when in fact.....I am, I just want to watch the gradual report all day....
murderdolls666ism 3 months ago
Do one on how to have sex.......if u want
Debanhiruth 3 months ago
I'm always picked last because i'm unafraid to be myself and im a quiet loner. Then we did basketball, and there was always a fight over me.
SweeneyToddLover98 3 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
SELF DESTRUCT AHHHH
HILARIOUS
bart2daman 3 months ago
One of your best
gibbo1112 3 months ago
you have beautifull face on this light,in this room...hmmm happy and piecefull
TheDisizgudforju 4 months ago
47001 FIRST
Beornegard 4 months ago
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This is by far my favorite gradualreport
Critfaced 4 months ago
ha i hate having no personal space
rogerfaty 4 months ago
american schooll suck's,america suck's
mamaica1234567890 4 months ago
@mamaica1234567890 u can even write scool so shup up
MegaFranco1998 4 months ago
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@mamaica1234567890 u can even write scool so shup up
MegaFranco1998 4 months ago
i like my gym class...sometimes...
thewolf12399 4 months ago
HAAAAAA!!!!! I DON'T HAVE GYM ON MY SCHOOL!!!! BOOHOO!!! xD
evildude18 5 months ago
@evildude18 Then i guess ur a fat ass
arxidi666 4 months ago
@arxidi666 no no no....i still skateboard ....and stuff.....so i am nowhere near fat......
evildude18 4 months ago
come check out bed sheets in action @ crazycaitlin196 for funny videos and other stuff !!! xx
Jakey0991 5 months ago
danny, i love you but i have noticed that you did a bad job shaving for this video
norwayfrompluto 5 months ago
watch?v=VBq1EybFVuY
MyBatman1992 5 months ago
@FewSecondFilms,
Heyyy me too Nimitz?
ghostloller 5 months ago
I'm so glad I don't have to take a gym class at my school!
Phailyour 6 months ago
Did Any One Else Notice That He Had A Towel Around His Neck The Whole Time...
TheSecretAgent180 7 months ago
im distracted my ur sexy scruffy facial hair that reminds me of my bfs
animeaddict247 7 months ago
this guy reminds me of sheldon lmfao.
awsomecomment123 7 months ago
Its soooo true
hunter3333333 7 months ago
wow haha i can never watch these videos and drink water hahaha what a mess....
colleen551 7 months ago
SPEAKING THE TRUTH THIS GUY
motleycruequeen 8 months ago
lol theres a fluffy toy on top of the computer screen! :)
missyanu 9 months ago
*creepy face* that was FUUUHHHNN
snowconerangel 9 months ago
Fuck that gym is fuckin retarded
TheShitbird12345 9 months ago
how to make serbian BAKLAVA! i am serbia...(no racist comments)
MrBadgamer101 10 months ago
@MrBadgamer101 Baklava's fucking turkish.....the shit are you on about ? O:
RogTheLefty 9 months ago
@RogTheLefty There's BAKLAVA IN SERBIA :D u sick fuck
MrBadgamer101 8 months ago
how to make serbian BAKLAVA!
MrBadgamer101 10 months ago
dear danny,
can you make a gradual report about facebook?
JustRapiD
JustRapiD 10 months ago 14
@JustRapiD he already did. look up :gradual report, facebook
kittenluvful 8 months ago
he is like jim carey in a series of unfortunate events!
natdot2804 10 months ago
1:51 and yes they WILL!!!!...............
biancavanessa2005 10 months ago
You described gym class so perfectly. Especially the crusty, stanky, i forgot my own uniform, uniform!! EWwwww!
emailamandamo 11 months ago
I wasn't picked last in gym class; I just wasn't picked at all. Then I got yelled at because the gym teacher hated my ass. Gym teachers always seem to scream at those that either aren't athletic or have cleavage showing (or big boobs in general). ...so I flipped the teacher off, tossed the bat to the side and went, "Sorry I'm not your star. I'm outta here, jack-ass." After he screamed at me and called my parents, my dad told him not to get mad that I called him on his shit that day. :P
SerbianAmp 11 months ago
is anyones gym class still like this?
fairfaerie 11 months ago
@fairfaerie Yes
ShadyWolfman 11 months ago
pause at .15seconds! omg! ROTFLMAO!!!!
tinytuttle2010 1 year ago
gym class was my best class and so was science :) big faster stronger better
tinytuttle2010 1 year ago
He sounds like a pirate in this video :)
hdanijel 1 year ago
is it just me that every time i watch gradualreport iat the end of every episode i am like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
lukasenko1996 1 year ago
Wow, you make P.E. sound epic. lol
JellyKandi 1 year ago
Repeadetly Click 7.
TranceForEverForever 1 year ago
@TranceForEverForever Repeadetly Click 1:03
DTPivot 1 year ago
@TranceForEverForever Basically click repeatedly anywhere and its still funny
DTPivot 1 year ago
how much meth did you smoke before this ??
Cinderblockish 1 year ago
You sir, are a legend.
Exposetheworld 1 year ago
Thumbs up for Barney form HIMYM reference! :D
aquaphoenixx 1 year ago
=) Omg Bulies are only in america :D if i came there and someone touched me :D id rape him...
ElementaLShamaN96 1 year ago
Do a show on POKEMON
FaithIsTheBladeOfWar 1 year ago
you should get paid for this lmaoo
44centz 1 year ago
if teachers were like u maybe kids would have and incentive to go to school
MeniceMods 1 year ago
imma cry now. that was inspirational
ChocolateyChocobo13 1 year ago
thats an awesome yard!
PhantomFrogsFury 1 year ago
1:08 LOL
jigmesam 1 year ago
Danny - you're freakin hilarious AND you're a pretty smart guy! It's like a mixture of Jim Carry and Life Lessons xD
MNM482 1 year ago
SMEŠAN SI PIZDOLIZAC, U PIČKU MATERINU :)))))
Denis7117 1 year ago
A GLASS CONDOM IN A GAY CINDERELLA BARR AAHHH
Kamibandit 1 year ago
you have a talent. a crazy-ass talent.
english7818 1 year ago
I was always picked last... until they did soccer, and nobody knew I played soccer for years...
brandtaylor93 1 year ago 5
Did Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" influence your lines in this one? :)
asd1asd 1 year ago
hahaha my middle school uniform was a bulldog... this makes this all the more real for me D:
cecisota12 1 year ago
bulldogs are teh most popular mascot and that loner thing was too long
tomcatKxD 1 year ago
"self destruct!" AAAAHHEEEEHH!!!! danny ur hillarious xD
ktockly 1 year ago
Wow, the conquering line right at the end was really inspiring.
COUGHmcCOUGH 1 year ago
He had half a mustache in this lol
UnknownxAbyss 1 year ago
Wow ours is the bulldog too
And haha! we dnt have uniforms we just wear shorts and t shirt thats all :P
happychipper134 1 year ago
Ours is also a bulldog, his name is rocky, perhaps the same bulldog???
awesomeskater911 1 year ago
"self destruct! aahh!" Lol XD
10SweetiePie01 1 year ago 97
ima throw a golf ball at the back of sum1s head
jaguilar7643 1 year ago
I love you! make a show about me :D
ludachamirt 1 year ago
thats true ... lol
NbG8Luka 2 years ago
that guy must be insane
that's why i'm watchin it
carl1johnson2 2 years ago
Was that a Barney Stinson reference at the end, lol
kedalin 2 years ago
OMG awesome report ! As always ! (roflcopter) !
TheKorpiklaanifan 2 years ago 2
gasket of failure ... lol
amazing quote =)
DjEyesOpen 2 years ago
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Daxarac 2 years ago
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Daxarac 2 years ago
It's OK if your jokes get lame, cuz your subscribers already idolise you. But this vid was pretty funny
megirlyouboy 2 years ago
self destruct lol
AramN90 2 years ago
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@AramN90 SERBIAN LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE SOME1 SPEAKING WITH A PENIS IN HIS MOUTH...A LOT OF MUMBLING. SPEAKING OF PENIS IN THE MOUTH, THIS SERBIAN KURVA LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP HOOKER LOL. AND DJOKOVIC HAS A HUUUGE UGLY HEAD AND NO ONE LIKES HIM EXCEPT SERBIAN MONKEYS.
nguyenimproved 2 years ago
dude ofc it sounds like mumbling when u dont understand it idiot
Pacov412 2 years ago
@nguyenimproved really?
Trunksguy333 2 years ago
u really have come across the wrong channel to comment that on u cunt
stefanf40 2 years ago
you understand humanity more than anyone else ive ever seen. yet you act like an idiot. why is this?
WyattLanz 2 years ago
Lol I have a bannanna tree thing as well
ADTRGNR 2 years ago
omg your so tall!!! hahaha awesome
loved the vid :)
xoxo
ZiNk010010 2 years ago
Suit up? Awesome?
Someone's been watching How I Met Your Mother
kedalin 2 years ago 2
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is it really so bad for the nerds? cuz I would rock if I were an american teen xD weeee I'd be slapin' dem nerdies haaard :D
jasamcarcina 2 years ago
i think you were possessed by brian blessed for a fair amount of that!
btw nice wink at 2:27
moolie987 2 years ago
rich schools with rich kids have yoga for girls who don't want to do gym class O.o
PixieStuff12 2 years ago
@PixieStuff12 score :)
buopo 2 years ago
smjesan si u PICKU MATERINU!
Tin047 2 years ago 54
@Tin047 English please:D
blablabla123570 8 months ago
LOL big white eyes
DopeBulletZ 2 years ago
I always get picked last which kinda blows, but then the tough chicken shits fail at whatever we have to do cos they're all loners playing it makes me grin and hope they fall so I can burst out laughing while I kick their heads and spit on their face shouting "Choose me sucker!!" :3
Jorgenator1 2 years ago
hey how i met your mother quote....WIN!!!
AwSmSaucE 2 years ago
lmao FUNNNY!!
naruto4195 2 years ago
it was fun?? how fun was it??
timmysrule 2 years ago
yo man ur hilarious
creepermatty 2 years ago
Make one about goths
luckyluke793 2 years ago
Can you make one on the meaning of life
deathcommulticom 2 years ago
Epic, epic!))) This is SPARTA!)))
Furious6frog 2 years ago
Woohoo! My mascot was a bulldog! Go Queen Creek!
ASUnicyclist 2 years ago
"It's important that you not look at those hairier than you...'cause they will KICK YOUR ASS!"
Love the way he said it...XD
freddylovejoy 2 years ago
SELF DESTRUCT xD
MasterDavid665 2 years ago
wut in tha world
dominicano45678 2 years ago
Amazing, so poetic.
No, no. It was poepic.
chickennuggetmobile 2 years ago
I have nothing to say
pr697 2 years ago
is that shakespeare?
33dgtp 2 years ago
For some reason.. I completely forgot what you were talking about for like 2 mins. But your still amazing lmfaoo
MikezJunk 2 years ago
hhmm...i just realized, nobody ever plants fruit trees in their front yards..how selfish! maybe you could mention that in a video? haha
37pbj 2 years ago
you should be a gym coach
MrKAWASAKIS 2 years ago
Now i have advanced PE this semester then Regular PE next but then my teachers said "scince you already get yalls 30 mins of physical activity in PE everyone without PE go outside" so no more PA for me :(....this year
luckyluke793 2 years ago
O______O this makes me wanna go play war game at school. DX too bad i dont have gym this semester O3O but second semester i get gym! *does victory dance* >:D im ready 2 tackle the small helpless nerds jk :P
xxchibirockstarxx 2 years ago
T-T but i'm a helpless nerd...
susuwatari42 2 years ago
That. was. poetic.
bluellama23 2 years ago
My gym class is almost over. It was an elective class this year
TmanV717 2 years ago
Got to love gym class only nerds cannot handle it X-D
300tunes 2 years ago
god i hate gym class
ortho259 2 years ago
D ..one of your best. :)
Bravo Slađana!
pipsi1107 2 years ago
"THAT WAS FUNNNNN!" :D
freddylovejoy 2 years ago
ohhh pls cehck my channel out, subscribe. not as funny as danny, but its stupid funny lol.. check it out pls :)
tangentimmortal 2 years ago
hey danny can you do a show on paranormal stuff i just want to know im not the only one interested thanks . goodbye my tasty little lemon drop i shall se you again lol
samiscoolyo 2 years ago
Wow, I never had that many problems in gym class.
xfallinglikesnowx 2 years ago
currently doing arm circles... the one "exercise" that did absolutely nothing
BlaznLatino 2 years ago
i love you...but not your finest hour.
stormyatlantic 2 years ago
i love that monkey
loveNmemories64 2 years ago 2
seriously. this isn't funny anymore. :S
Mannu271 2 years ago
poetic
hogwarts12328 2 years ago
you seriously just made me scared of grade 9 gym. i dont wanna do gym next semester anymore :(
FalloutMontage 2 years ago
o grow some ballz its perfectly fine gym is the easiest class
gummi555 2 years ago
Livelaughlove244 is right. you shold do a show on twilight!!!
Nuclearwombat699 2 years ago
Dude... overdose of WoW? :)
tolerancija 2 years ago
WoW? WoW Sucks stfu xD
Oblivonkilll 2 years ago
So you say... :) I know better...
tolerancija 2 years ago
Sorry, your video's aren't funny anymore man...
sumfortyone 2 years ago
do a vid about how to be a rocker
erwin133360 2 years ago
did you go to romeo?
DancingStar320 2 years ago
do a vid on how teeth yellow/whiten lolololololololololololol :)
love you.. but no homo..
bigplayer2382 2 years ago
Elementary school was the Rantoul IL Bulldogs
cdb1972 2 years ago
the bull dog is our maskot too
IrishHeadBanger999 2 years ago
"Sure, freddylovejoy! I'D LOVEJOY TO!"
LOL, it's pretty bad that I'm laughing at you for making fun of my own username...XD
freddylovejoy 2 years ago 5
You should do a show on Twilight hahahah. xD
Livelaughlove244 2 years ago 2
i still like em vids, but i guess a change won't hurt
artemide68 2 years ago 2
Heh, guyes you know peps come and go, no1's famous forever :XD But he's still funny, if he enjoys what he's doing and if there're still people who think it's funny (Like myself) Then he's job's done :) Anyway, i think you could rock everything up if u made a gradual report about circumcision (Penises) I k4 it sounds gay lololololol but i think you could do a good job with making it hillarious aka Funny :XDDDDDDDDDDD
Moonheart801 2 years ago 2
I was the last picked...having the hand-eye coordination of a potato. *sigh* That and glasses...I liked you waxing poetic on the subject...you're bent like so many yet so uniquely!
Be well!
UncleBym 2 years ago
PLEASE!!! do a show about why guinee pigs eat their babys!!!
budahman36 2 years ago
he is starting to lose my interest. The stuff he does isn't as funny as it was in 2 episodes i saw,
how to kiss, how i know your gay
alexz003 2 years ago
i have to be honest,alexz003 i TOTALLY agree with you.
i've been subscribed to danny for probably a year or so now and he is really beginning to lose my interest. these lessons are getting to the point where they aren't funny anymore.just weird.
danny:please change it up a little.your videos are generally the last videos i watch in my subscription box and i dread doing so.unfortunately,i'll unsubscribe soon if they dont get better :( it isn't personal because i LOVE YOU!just giving a suggestion
EECgirlie812 2 years ago
EECgirlie812, took the words right out of my mouth. Everything you've put is exactly what i think aswell. Danny, please change your style, this is getting boring :(
Craebozzie 2 years ago
"Self Destruct.. AHHH!" LMAO ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE!
xXxCHARG3RxXx 2 years ago
"SELF DESTRUCT!" XD
freddylovejoy 2 years ago 2
thanks for asking him this, this video is hilarious :)
333lovergirl 2 years ago
i was always picked last. Shame really, cos i ended up fucking massive.
KuNGFoOCHaRLiE 2 years ago
yo man , u need to make chanel only for language lessons :D but perticualy serbian !
MrMihoci 2 years ago
Awesome, it actually was that bad for me
cyberaleksa 2 years ago
Perfect !
jozafax 2 years ago
Sounded like a pirate...HAHA ..."That was funnn!" xD Love it love it!
CenterJustified 2 years ago
lol be a poet :P
Beauty12870 2 years ago
this is way too deep.
Kdri21 2 years ago
your computer monkey makes me hawt (:
xxalisuicidexx 2 years ago
creeeeeeee-eeeeeeeperrrr
: |
emlesley 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA! "Self destruct...AAAAAAAAAAA!"
I actually like Gym class. Especially in Senior High.
lazylank 2 years ago
Your amazing danny I love you XD
Sterces 2 years ago
GREAT VID
RICHANDROS 2 years ago