ketchup and strawberries?

[EthanStrummer]

Oh god the saltine cracker challenge I tried that with 4 since that's all I could find I was an idiot and tried to eat them all at once and ended up coughing out clouds of cracker dust lol I couldn't even swallow any it was basically mush sticking to the top and bottom of my mouth and dry cracker dust in the middle

[FluteStar09]

in grade school when we had cookies for lunch i used to take choco chip cookies and put ranch dressing on my cookie and eat it.

[FluteStar09]

ever tried nutella?

[sbort]

why SO MUCH KETCHUP?! omg jess. omg. it was the quantity, not the doing.

i almost hurled for you...

[smellydonkeyfeet]

Ketchup on the Crackers haha i love it !!!

[TheresNoRulebook]

Ewwwww..... Its torture.

[XMegrevX]

it took 1 min and 25 sec.

[spreadyalikecheese]

Omg the MJ made me laugh so hard. I thought my stomach muscles were going to explode... implode? Yeah... Hahaha :)

[noemisaysso]

:) i so enjoyed this video i cried of laughter .. that ketchup with strawberries.... no comment

[softballluver90]

86 secsonds

[adri92239]

Yay! You only went 27ish seconds over? ^_^

[ItWasUnderTheBed]

i love the way that when she said "i haven't even swallowed them yet" and realised that it was a 'that's what she said' joke, she immediately looked for Mary B. You guys are so cute together.

[Minikeek]

"that's what she said" <3 Jess!

[cornstarch27]

oh man that's disgusting. the poor strawberry. and just the idea of eating any condiment plain grosses me out. nice job. i don't think i could do that... :]

[123MikeyGo]

Jess, You are one brave soul!

[jeuberoo]

Jess, this isn't really a dare, but I think you should totally try chubby bunny. Actually, everyone in the beaver bunch SHOULD try that.

And see who wins :)

[hannaiscool22]

omg! i love you. ur so awesome!

[GottaLoveMel]

I said "aww" when I saw the first photo- the one of you as a baby in the dress. But wow, have you changed since that photo of you in the college shirt and the one of you with the shaved head! I also can't believe you ate that strawberry with ketchup. I mean, EWW! Ha ha.

Okay, so when I saw you suqirt the ketchup into your mouth while you still had saltines in it, I said "Aww, gross!" Out loud. I mean, come on Jess! Seriously? Eck.

[kmimproductions]

haha. well at least you got them all in your mouth by the minute mark.

[BusHitStudios]

With your vid I got an ad for anti-aging O.o?

[cautiousplay]

lol i guess i'm getting up there :)

[MegActMus]

So gross -take another bit- oh god so gross -take another bit- HAHAHA!

[noobiedudud15]

you said ralph no one says ralph that i no of - i like hehe

[Katiesue888]

RIP Michael! =(  good vid. though. Nasty ketchup and strawberriers

[Strattiee]

1 minute and 26 seconds =p

[d3itch]

this is weird. i hadn't seen your vid jess until today, the timing of me watching this video today...of all days o.O RIP MJ :-(

[brittgirl94]

ohh darn!!, u look like the prison lady from prison break:the final break.!! oh em gee.

[woweq]

I'm just wondering how many people (after this video) - tried to eat those crackers with ketchup and strawberries ?:)))

[nicanewnew]

All I could think of was COOKIE MONSTER! Me looooove coooookie! Crunch, crunch, crunch! lol

[CSULB15]

JESS YOURE A LAKERS FAN!? whoa...i just kinda lost a lot of respect for you....idk if i can watch anymore...

[cautiousplay]

haha i was about 9 and the hat was my dad's. i don't think i'm a fan of any specific team, actually.

[CSULB15]

alright, i guess i can keep watching then. being from sacramento ive got an inate dislike for the lakers.

[twinklewonderkid91]

OMG tht ketchup stuff was dirt mate. Also shaved hair+Michel Jackson=Epic fail! haha aaw no we love you anyway.

[centerpics]

It took a min and a half give or take a second or 2 to eat those saltines...very impressive considering no water

feelinemo1- Get a grip Jess is FAR from being fem...she's not even on the same wavelength as fem...as for her Hair...it looks great the way it is.

[aquarius129]

That was hilarious.

[tenthingsqueer]

you are crazy with that ketchup jess! xD i think you secretly loved it :p

[pjparty911]

damn jess, the last bite of the strawberry was fucking sexy, but then it looked like u were about to barf... xD

[feelinemo1]

baby you already look like a fem.. that's why everyone wants to fuck you.. sorry brutal truth.. Oh, and katchup and strawberries are delicious.. PS: you need a hair cut... muah!I love the beaver bunch!

[cautiousplay]

why get a hair cut if i'm growing it out?

[stickergreen]

you're rad dude.

[susanstrange]

WOW.... the ketchup squirt at the end, nice touch.. oh yeah! I would have thrown up for sure.

[ErinForRealll]

hahaha havent heard the word ralph used in forever. new fav.

[thisiskate12]

i love how you tried ketchup on the saltines! "no no don't do that." : )

[emanemanemanem]

one minute,25 seconds :P

you were such a cutie as a kid, jess :3

hah an I love the MJ gig lol xD

x x x

[LaMeIsCoolifURme]

hahaha!! thats what she said joke=the bestttt!!!!

[freakyjay12]

lol do you refredurate your ketchup??

[manduhhxn]

Wait. I have a dare. Try to eat a spoonful of cinnamon Jess xD

[freakyjay12]

lmao

[yuriXloverXhehe]

But is that really a dare? That would be more of a . . ( thinking of right word ) privilege? honor? sexy daydream?

[manduhhxn]

Definitely a sexy daydream, when asked by mwaah.

[yuriXloverXhehe]

Just having Jess read our comments, and decide to do it. And sexy people can eat anything and make it sexy.

. . . although with cinnamon it might be hard. . it tastes horrible when you put too much of it in food, eating it raw would taste horrible. . .

Don't do it Jess!!!!!

[manduhhxn]

Ct, I live right near there. You should have come heree :D.

[jigglypuffgirl]

aww ketchup is gross anyway!!

[paragirl92RIOT]

Just watching you eat strawberries & ketchup...i almost threw up. ew. =]

[thundera3]

Dude... you should have had liquid on hand for the saltines dare, it would have been possible then. I also see that you either really hate ketchup... or you really like it. Either way I am never going to eat it on strawberries,thanks for the heads up...

[cezmr]

'thats what she said' haha im guessing mary b is really dragging off to you with that saying ;p

[studio2605]

How could you eat three bites of the strawberry/ketchup? You're one dedicated beaver!!! :-)

[jularnt]

oh my god, ur so hot.... I just started watching ur videos last night, and i think i'm falling in love right now! ok, 18 year old girl, norway

Julie

[kellybellows1]

Holy Cat, which Michael Jackson song was that? LMAO!

[sweetbutdaring]

Aww, that mean girl :( You were better off without her anyway :P

[krazytaru]

oh gross.. i was so about to eat lunch but i dont think i will now. whoever dared that needs a good smackin.

took ya 85 seconds... i bet you would have made it if you didnt do the ketchup.

[ImNotJoeyRamone]

as someone who has a phobia of ketchup, that was hard to watch. but still i think you're awesome :)

[HeartNotAnatomy]

I know it's off subject, but I love your youtube name!

[colinlikeschapstick]

LMFAO. I love you :D this totally grossed me out, but in a good way. I am so happy I wasn't the one eating strawberries and ketchup!!!

[eevuljeeneuss]

Props for drinking ketchup straight out of the bottle...not sure if i could stomach that

[DAVETYIOP]

Yes ketchup is now a part of your life!

[XxJasminezxX]

ketchup sucks!! XD it has some weird taste.

[sarasayswhat]

Oh god, ok, that perhaps wasn't one of the best ideas I've had, hmm, that mix of vinegary bite mixed in with the sweet mushy strewberryeugghhh, I feel sick, I had some grapes and cherries to wipe out the egg cup of sauce too, ooh the after taste-not good, I think they're getting acquainted with the cherrios I had for breakfast, so hope I dont meet Ralphs english cousin barf! Gutted I am not not your best friend in the world right now, hope this makes up for it!! :)

[sarasayswhat]

Ah Jess, I am SO SORRY! It was me that suggested ketchup n strawberries, it was the first thing that came into my head. I feel really bad, so its only fair that I do the same(yeah, even I havent tried it!) If I had a cam I'd video it, so anyway I'll go do it now, I'll be back......!

[sunsetlover]

1 minute and maybe 30 sec

[cld25bu]

hahah that's what she saiiiid. <3

[overeighteenaccountf]

love it, but wayyyy longer than it had to be... sorry jess but you've lost my interest

[iheartyou4ever115]

Totally, this sucked and not in the good way :(

[shaxincat]

haha aw, you're so cute ^^

[KayceKace]

I thought I was going to puke just watching you with the ketchup and strawberry. Then the cracker and you pouring it directly in your mouth. I like ketchup but only on certain things. [*gag*]

[xryuwa]

i can see you love ketchup :)

[WheresMyyToast]

woahhh! meeting the girls rents

pretty serious, girl.

[Yaknowdagame]

" I haven't even swallowed yet...That's what she said!!!" hahaha love that part Jess

[kronicallyindecisive]

jess, it's hard not to be into this fine group of youtubers...you especially make it easy, don't tell mary b. lol

:)

[ateary]

that much ketchup is brutal

[Cindysaywhat1]

Dang it. It took like 1:26 seconds to do it. I timed you haha. It's good to have you back!!

[ElAmigoAlegre]

you were such a girly as a kid :)

[s8ntmark]

Hahaha The MJ song s so cute :D

[AngelicDemonChild]

That poor strawberry :(

[drac16]

I think we should have you sing that Michael Jackson song on the next truth or dare week. I'm pretty sure that that would out-do Lori's dancing.

[xxNICOLE2007xx]

i love jess <3

[Andile1184]

lmoa...In third grade I was dared to put ketchup on these organic oreo imitation cookies that my mom had packed for me (which tasted horrible even w/o the ketchup)...omg it was the worst lol. But the kid who dared me owed me a cherry icy since I did it, so if I was in cali I'd buy you an icy for your effort :)

[STLinMIND]

you were a lot better at the saltines than me. i wonder why... ;P

[Emily91203]

"that's what she said " lmfao

[MadCoolHippy22]

Lol "don't do that" ha with the saltines and ketchup. Ha and that was a great that's what she said moment.

[adorablepancreas]

What was the "that's what she said" moment? I couldn't understand what Jess was saying with her mouth full. =P

[dude225]

"i havent even swallowed yet"

[sonjunkie]

did as a teen*

[sonjunkie]

"uh-uh, uh-uh-, uh-uh...dont do that." lmao.

and you look nothing like you

[MrBananaCheeks]

Hahaha seeing you fem would be sooo weird! Dooo it!

[teacupears47]

Jess you're awesome! You would definately be the #2 truth or dare-er (?). You seemed to reeaaally enjoy that ketchup. :)

[XmandyX3]

haha oh man those 2 things totally dont mix lol

props Jess :P

[mudvaynechick]

What's wrong with shaving your head?

I'm gonna try and do it next year for St. Baldrick's Day....I don't know if it's only that they have this in Chicago but it benefits kids with cancer. It's for a good cause.

[Tifanix]

LOL! Jess you rock ! =)

[ohnoahomo]

I totally have a button of me in my soccer uniform when i was, like, 11. =]

I love the video. You make me smile.

[ClosetCaseLez]

Why, why would you do that!

[Tobie2]

You are a trooper LOL

Good job!

[heathermoneymaker]

One minute and thirty seconds actually. Really Jess, with the Ketchup don't you think the strawberry was enough?!?

You should have danced and tried to top Lori though it might have been impossible the attempt would have been funny.

:)

[polandcentral2]

lmao the cracker eating was so intense and funny.

[twin7819]

I think you may not like this but you looked pretty when you were kid! And you look AWESOME in shaved head!

[carlresse]

do you normally put ketchup on everything?

[technicolor444]

i think the saltines thing was just about a minute and five seconds. didn't look like much fun though...

[exorhi]

9:38

Well.

Tom Hanks did it in the Terminal.

[losr18]

wait, who's hot?

you said ellen but idk if you meant ellen page or ellen degeneres...O_o

[pink2317]

i know ketchupis reallyyyy good it should be the 8th woder of the world but u'r crazy! I´d never eat it with strawberries! =]~ LOL jaja

have a very sexy n nice week =D ...saludos a Mary B.

pd: michael jackson? o.0 jaja ... well we have to give you some points for doing it !!! u'r brave xD

xoxo

[crazymariamlr]

i cant believe u ate that

[harleyfiona]

So glad you posted this evening, Jess :)

[bornadisaster911]

haha i lost track after you squirted the ketchup in your mouth because i got so grossed out

i think it was around 40 seconds.

[xXxDani94xXx]

that whole ketchup thing... thaaaaaaaat's gross lol

[CaptianMajic]

niiice

[twobluepenguins]

lol yay!!! finally.

[aliyahdquiroz]

damn..this video has been up for 16 mins and already 104 views