Singin I'm No a Billy, He's a Tim starring Colin Little

[MrRabit109]

Born Scottish

Always scottish

i agree them people who think there iresh can get back tae ireland

[SmurfxMaster]

quite simply your british/scottish not irish so i dont understand the SCOTTISH celtic fans who wont have anythin to do with a brittish flag,im a rangers fan and honestly sectarianism doesnt belong in football nor does racism and deep down every fan in both old firm teams know that. theres good and bad in every set of fans in the world so booing the people that fight for OUR countries is an appsolute disgrace and those people who honestly say they are not grateful of what they do are a disgrace.

[jonnbag06]

That's it...am moving to Canada !!! lolz

[timdup66]

i am a tangarine bannana LOL

[joywil1]

Dvd of the live performance on sale now.....check out YOU TUBE Singin Am No A Billy Hes A Tim Trailer...for a sneak preview...cheers

[MrSeanrfc1]

this is the funniest thing it ever!! :)

[TheDundN]

celtic!!!! best!

[aaronwelsh505]

Coatbridge , ahahahahhahahhahaha

[joywil1]

Dvd on sale from Nlp Theatre Company....

[JaMiEbHoY2011]

anybody know where i can download the dvd ?

[joywil1]

Live dvd on sale now from myself

[cazaline1000]

My old english teacher Mr Dillon wrote this! best teacher i ever had at St Modans RC High School! Proud of you Sir ;D xx

[linoma57]

@cazaline1000 By best teacher, does that mean he used to fondle you the best.. haw haw

[cazaline1000]

My old english teacher wrote this des dillon used to teach at St Modans RC High School! Proud of my heritage my faith and now ma auld teacher ;D xx

[joywil1]

Dvd of the live performance on sale from myself.......

[joywil1]

Dvd of the live performance on sale from myself.......

A new company are bringing this paly out but remember its not the same show as this one......

[eirezrevenge]

C,MON DA BHOYS HAIL HAIL KILL ALL HUNS 

[Deanontoast]

@eirezrevenge no.

[spikeyalan]

3 in a row ya prick

[CraigM1740]

@eirezrevenge

Its champiHUNS if you dont mind my good sir

[oceallaigh2003]

The Scoti who were Irish raiders first settled the west coast of what is now called Scotland,they raided Roman settlements in various parts of Britain, and eventually created the kingdom of Dal Riata in the 5th century on the west coast.Scotland gets it's name from these Irish settlers.By the way I live in Canada where everyones culture is respected as it adds to the richness of the country,here we have Irish-Canadians,Scottish-Canad­ians,French-Canadians,Greek,Ge­rman,Poilsh etc,it works for us.

[MRAK47ification]

the famines over why dont you go home... tramps

[MegaBrianwoods]

HOY YA ORANGE WANK IF A SEE YOU IN MA HOME DOWN COATBRIDGE AM PITIN MA FIT UP YER ARSE YA HUN FUK HH TAL UP THE RA

[eirezrevenge]

KILL ALL HUNS

[42Adam199642]

@eirezrevenge you are a  WANK

[SenocularMedia]

@eirezrevenge KILL ALL TAIGS !!!

[jimmyworkman]

Wheres does the name Scotland come from?. I was always told Scotland got its name due to a tribe in Ulster called the Scotties who either invaded scotland or colonised the west of Scotland. Theres, Ulster Scots, Scots Irish, Irish Scot. The fact remains, theres a common language between Celts, a culture and an identity. Good play though.

[sum41intoodeep]

irish people cant wait to leave ireland cos its shit, but when they leave they're all of a sudden so proud to be irish. If your so proud to be irish, stay in ireland. No-one else wants you.

[1984ioc]

@sum41intoodeep no one else wants us,lmfao,thanks for the laugh,irish people are liked all over the world u fucking idiot.and guessing ur english,everyone fucking hates ye,be honest and check it out.and lol,we beat ye in the cricket yesterday,yer game and celtic winning last night,feeling a bit of resentment today are we.loser

[JKRFC1873]

AN Irish Scot lol lol lol

[ToniiKidd]

hahaha!

[PardonMonFrancais]

I am proud to be a Hibs supporter from Edinburgh and I don't class Hibs as an Irish or Brittish team. any team located in Scotland is a SCOTTISH team. all this balls about sectarianism is a load of immature "I'm a hardman" show. it's FOOTBALL not politics or religion. Old firm, time to wake up?

[akkie1210]

dunno what the cletic fans are on here on about rangers fans being british and not scottish...go read up on yer history..battle of the boyne when william of orange beat the english king ..the english king was being helped by the irish catholics....lmfao...helping the english and you sing about being irish ,,go educate yourselves

[ALittleAfraid]

Wait, if he was talking about being Scottish why did he name ENGLISH places?:S

[Steely1888]

rangers sing the british national anthem, singing about being apart of the union ( that is shite) yet funny how scotland games sing about scottish freedom. more celtic fans support scotland than fuckin rangers do

[Steely1888]

talking about blowing "us up" when not once did the stupid hun mention any scottish places yet he talks about being scottish,  yet the flag he brings into ibrox is the flag that fucked over scotland, highland clearances, from the 1820 rising, if hes scottish why does his team sing about an english queen, or william of orange whos dutch.

[1690KWilliam]

@Steely1888 eh? so the fact he mentioned english places does it make it alright for the scummy ira to bomb them??

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - yes, the sad thing is your history consists of 1690, if you knew your history from that period other than your own sectarian agenda, you would know scotland and ireland got taken over by england, scotland got bought and bribed over, and ireland got took over by military force. englands imperialist so ofcourse its ok to cause mayhem in that foriegn land, theyv done it to plenty of places world wide. stupid hun

[1690KWilliam]

@Steely1888 dont come out with ur shite to justify fucken terrorists u stupid irish cunt! my "own sectarian agenda?" lol. thats comin from the tarrier that calls me a "hun!" so was it ok for the ira to bomb places then u irish cunt?

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - for starters im not irish, im scottish. are you irish? as u have a irish civil war date in your youtube name. Yes its ok for people that want their country back from greedy england to bomb hell out of it. england has raped and pillaged its way thru many countries u stupid swine. The irony of a man like u to call me sectarian after your youtube name and your comments...

[1690KWilliam]

@Steely1888 how does my username make me sectarian? its u that started callin me sectarian. if u look through my comments u will see i never called u sectarian. no im not english and im not irish. im scottish. havin an irish civil war date in my name doesnt make me irish. why dont u tell all ur fellow "SCOTTISH" celtic supporters to stop waving irish tricolors?? lol. does that make them irish???? ur the scum of the earth if u think its ok to kill innocent people on any soil!!

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - irelands not scotlands enemy, the scots and the irish get on well. england is scotlands enemy, and always has been. Why dont you tell your fellow hun scumbags to stop waving england flags and northern ireland flags in scotland? why dont ye move to england or northern ireland, and hopefully the IRA blow up the 'innocent' person that u are

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - whats scottish about rangers LMAO, is it 'born under a union jack'? 'sash my father wore'? thats all ulster orangeman shit. william of orange is dutch, the queen is english of german decendent. the fact yous have scottish accents and support being owned by england and obeying the queen is a fucking embarassment. the fact yous are sectarian skinheads hence why ye are scotlands shame

[1690KWilliam]

@Steely1888 u said u r scottish so that means u r owned as well then! lol. u will see more scottish saltires at ibrox than celtic park so who is more scottish now? lol. u r ireland's shame!!

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - i am scottish but i dont want to be owned,  u huns love being owned, so your the retards. again u say irelands shame? i think irelands shame would be someone that has a irish civil war in thir name, and yet it was a dutchman that won that war ... good one. im a proud scot, your scotlands shame which is why im embarassed to have yous bastards in this country. More saltires at ibrox? lmao did u not see the game today, St Mirre fans tellin huns to get outta scotland !!

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - in other words fannybaws, im nationalist, your a traitorous unionist royalist bastard. So eat shit

[1690KWilliam]

@Steely1888 where do celtic play? glasgow which is in scotland which is part of the uk. noiw we already know u will struggle to spot a saltire in the celtic support and u will see plenty in the rangers support. bet st mirren would tell the ira brigade the same! dont u think? ur dellusional if u dont agree! lol. im a traitorous unionist royalist bastard?? haha. i support scotland i dont support a team who wants to be in ireland! celtic fc - paranoia and conspiracy theories since 1888.

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - and is scotland a CELTIC country, theres a saltire and tri colour on parkhead. what the point in yous waving saltires when you ruin it and contradict yourselves with a butchers apron. St Mirren wouldnt care about the IRA, they havent touched scotland, all they did was kill huns and english. Doing the world some good. now jog on ya loyalist wee fucker

[muv1912]

@Steely1888 What is this "celtic" fantacy master race that all irish,cousins of irish, people whos grannies were irish,people whos grannies shagged an irishman and any catholic from Brisbane to Boston who have puked up a pint of Guinness claim to belong to? I'd imagine any St Mirren supporter who had a relative in the British army killed by the ira would"care". Kill "huns"? the ira conspired with huns and offered to fight with nazis! You've been listening to too much pillow talk from your priest

[Steely1888]

@muv1912 - im scottish u tit, what cause i support a irish club over a english bigoted club? the only scots that join the british army are unemployed huns, dont even reply cause i cba with wee fanny loyalists yer a waste of space and im guessin your a ulster wee fanny.

free scotland

uniteireland

eat shit and die u interet warrior hun german english bastard that ye are

[muv1912]

@Steely1888 Scottish?supporting an irish team, paying homage to a German(ex nazi) who enforces outdated Roman values and laws on you,I'm sure Wallace would be proud of you!!!

P.S.The Irish and the vatican have more links to nazis than any member of the royal family ever had. Free Scotland, in every packet of cornflakes!

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - oh aye cause ibrox is full of saltires, my arse rangers prides itself with a union jack and red hand of ulster. Aberdeen dispise yous fuckers for waving a flag you bring nothing but shame to. Notice how 2 arsehole teams in scotland are ulster orange ones, rangers and hearts

[1690KWilliam]

@Steely1888 ibrox is full of saltires plus the other 2 flags u mentioned. now is the piggery full of saltires? answer - is it fuck! everyone might think rangers and hearts are arseholes but every1 hates u ira supportin irish wannabees more and u know it!!! lol. i would like to know how rangers and hearts are "ulster orange ones?" lol

[Steely1888]

@1690KWilliam - you fuckin english bastard

[muv1912]

@Steely1888 Your comments are typical of a barrowland "provy" who listens to the gallowgate bile josie spreads after he's signed on and took his shilling from the crown!

[delboyabdn]

aberdeen all the way just shows how fucked up weegie land is and by the way were scottish fuck your english and irish flags remember where you come from

[ronantierney1]

what about the plantation scots who ruined ireland and want the north of ireland to be part of this joke they call great england? stop tryin to justify british imperisilm with stupid role play. IDIOTS

[ShRiNkInGMuShRoOmS]

@ronantierney1 its not roleplay its a play. it toured allover the country. twat

[GAM3RCAMMY1]

RFC TILL I DIE IM SCOTTISH  RaNgErS aLl ThE WaY

[celtic7gers1]

im more proud to be a celtic supporter than scottish...

[XTERMESILVER1]

LOL



[poundback]

seen it....hilarious!

[Quinnbhoy7]

I am proud to be a celtic supporter BUT EVEN MORE PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH!!! we need to see more saltires at celtic park!

[CraigM1740]

the saltie doesnt deserve to be flown at parkhead we dont want to give our fine country a bad name

[CraigM1740]

the saltire doesnt deserve to be flown at parkhead we dont want to give our fine country a bad name

[murray1234567891011]

@Quinnbhoy7 fuck up

[YCV1690]

being born there would be being scottish.

[dunstable]

Could someone tell me what the song is at the end of the show? Went to see it last night, was frickin hilarious.

[joywil1]

Tickets on sale for Glasgows Armadillo for 2011 dates

[joywil1]

HMV have been in touch DVD WILL be coming out!!!

[roonsa]

I went to see this at the Citz in Glasgow and didn't like it at all. Apologist nonsense from Des Dillon. Avoid like the plague if you are a Tim.

[mickiesno1fan]

I Saw Tht Play I Loved It Really Gd

[1873wullie]

is that cunt paddy mccourt fs talks pish watp

[jamesy15]

James "Jim" Torbett is a former association football coach

Torbett's crime became public in 1996 when former footballer Alan Brazil spoke to the Daily Record, revealing that he had been molested at the age of 13 at Torbett's home in Sighthill, Glasgow. The allegations were heard at the Glasgow Sheriff Court, where Torbett was found guilty on charges of shameless and indecent conduct with three juveniles, between October 1967 and March 1974. In 1998 Torbett was jailed for two and a half years

[OhTheRangersAreShite]

anyone know if this is out on dvd

went to see it in secc brilliant it was

[912kaii]

i am a billy no a tim (L)

[joywil1]

brill good ya liked it YNWAIJOSEPHICFC...look at Im No A Billy Hes A Tim Clip

[YNWAIJOSEPHICFC]

saw this last night

funny as fuck

[RICHARD9539]

Just another whinging tim

[joywil1]

check out Im No A Billy Hes A Tim Clip...on YOU TUBE

[LeePhillips1]

a went to this when it was in greenock one of the funniest things i ever see was amazing . patters klass and a good laff aswell .. Well woth seeing !

[dmcmillan88]

Its paddy mccourt :L

PADDY MCCOURTS FENIAN ARMY

[joywil1]

which venue you going to garmla?

Check out Im No A Billy Hes A Tim Clip

[garmla]

cant wait to see the play

[joywil1]

check out Im No A Billy Hes A Tim Clip here too wellfan...which venue you thinking of going to?

[wulkyboy]

thanks for all your kind words and comments

[ja1690ck]

RFC UVF!!!

52 and counting;)

WATP

[groovydolphin136]

I recommend this play to any football fan, regardless of who you support. It's fabulous.

[wellfan1991]

@groovydolphin136 do you know what the age limit is for this play

[groovydolphin136]

There were a range of people there from 10yrs old to about 90!! There is a lot of swearinf tho if you're taking a child.

[wellfan1991]

cheers my cousin is 13 and hes prob heard every swear word before lol so thats no problem

[joywil1]

Brill video guys...some reactions here lol ...Im No A Billy Hes A Tim Clip have a look...took at Hamilton by someone with their mobile phone..audience seem to love it!!!....

[TheDavie1688]

boo hoo? coming from a tim thats very fucking rich!! Fuck your stinking nazi pope and yer maw. WATP

[joywil1]

Im No A Billy Hes A Tim Clip YOU TUBE for more

[joywil1]

thanks to all who have seen it for the feed back..

[joywil1]

well all comments welcome

[weejc1690]

what a shit play!

not good play acting anyway.

being an orangeman is a british thing!

[Che870]

What a hun fud : )

[Che870]

Moron just another shit for brains hun moron : )

[weejc1690]

i hope you die a long and painful death you little prick, why do you insist on pestering me?, i take it you DONT have a life?

hun fud? what does that make you then you stinking dirty fucker.

dont give me the bullshit smart arsed comments.

catholics arent the innocent ones in all of the bigotry in the world, they are the ones who trigger it!

[Che870]

Oh boo hoo : ) poor hun cant handle it : ) well then your the one giving it the big one here arsehole if you cant handle it then crawl away : )

[Che870]

being an orangemen is a underclass thing : )

[weejc1690]

quit tring to be something you are'nt, you are what makes orangemen proud to walk the streets on the 12th, so see your comments stick them right up yer arse because they mean fuck all to me!

Fuck celtic and fuck you!

[joywil1]

go to Im NO A Billy Hes A Tim Clip here for another bit of it lol

[joywil1]

see this play...... on tour of Scotland 2010

[123adam321mcnally123]

hahahahahah 3:25 he said we blew manchester up their scummy fans destroyed the full fukin city lol

[weejc1690]

Fuck the pope and the IRA, catholic child molesting scum!! fuck celtic!!!

[lewismurray1]

congratulations, you can swear

[Che870]

Nothing more that a hun fanny :  )

[cruztours]

Saw this play at the Tyneside Irish Centre in Newcastle last week. Hope all you sectarian loons learn something from this. "Old Firm" ....making money from division...so sad!

[123adam321mcnally123]

dont you start your shite you dirty jordy fuck your in the most humiliating league in england

[cruztours]

Grow up man! ....as for the fizzy pop league, yes it's crap, but Celtic would struggle in it , take out McGeady and you are shit. As for embarrassment I hope you horrible twats are never invited to Newcastle again RE; Beardsley and Shearer testimonials , you were a disgrace...... just like those other bigots you share a city with ....in my opinion. This play sums up the mentality of you lot...I've worked in Glasgow loads of times, so I'm not just spouting off.

[sandshoo]

lmao this vid was pish but funny lol

[dingwallgentleman87]

haha this is class. im a celtic fan and this video really does sum up the attitudes that some of our fans aswell as rangers fans have. eejits. at the end of the day. the only thing that matters is we win and everything is just nonsense.

[xweelauraarrx]

haha amazin this has been filmed in the royale :)):)) x x

[stuartmcinov13]

this play is fucking great

[hoopsfanno1]

I'm Scottish, not British. Born a Scot, raised a Scot, die a Scot. YNWA.

[McCann22]

Fair play but you do realise mate that Scotland is part of united kingdom ... Great Britian might not like it but its true if you go on holiday british passport am proud to be scottish ... but am proud to be british . Follow Follow ;)

[hoopsfanno1]

I was just saying i'm proud to be Scottish and not proud to be British, i just don't like it when people class me as British which may be attributed to the fact that i'm very patriotic , its just the way i was brought up, and to be honest I don't want to get in to more of an argment as doing so is just pointless as everyone has thier own opinions on matters like this. Lets just agree to disagree on this one and end it here.

[allyg321]

looks like a load of pish.

[gulmur6HTID]

Absolutely Amazing play. Saw it in Hamilton town hall , never laughed as much in all my life , does any1 know if there is a dvd out on it heared there could be >??

[e3hammer]

Although I'm a Rangers fan, very proud to be British etc, etc... I was pleased that neither of the characters were given the upper hand. Both come across as clueless idiots.

However the real truth is; there's a large cultural movement that follows the supporters of both clubs, which I'd say the majority were aware of.

[groovydolphin136]

Saw the play on Tuesday in Aberdeen, excellent, hope it comes back again .

[loyalrangersbears08]

i laughed so much at this play my ribbs were sore for 2 days lol absalute brilliant play

[raynedrops]

yay scott =]

loved this play! cant wait to see it again!!

[plat123]

I've seen this - Absolutely Brilliant