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  • That Muslim guy is right, I saw two angels at home depot buying a hammer, along with them going to Kinko's to get pictures of Muhammad, followed by a trip to the pet store, to buy snakes, but these snakes were evil, so its time to convert to Islam, so I do not get hit with that hammer. I do not mind snakes, but hammers really hurt.

  • Fuck yeah, Avatar clips! :D

  • AHHHHHHHHH!!! Magical devil snakes are swarming all over meeeeeeeee!!!!

  • "Praise God & Zeus, Jupiter...Xenu"

    I couldn't help but notice that the Flying Spaghetti Monster didn't make the list. Or was that too much of a mouthful? ;)

    I'm pleased that Dagon made the list, though. But are you refering to the Assyro-Babylonian fertility god or the Lovecraftian ocean terror god? Or am I asking questions about pointless stuff here? :p

  • @4:19 i want that pic

  • @2:48: HOLD THE PHONE. So, if you've been a good Muslim, you've avoided all images that might be of Muhammad...but then getting into heaven is contingent on being able to pick him out of a lineup?!

  • Avatar, Kill Bill, and atheism. Awesome.

  • wow im in love

  • @muzzyscum Yea that helps lol

  • You are so smart, you should get a Ph.D. but for such stupid talk, even you beloved scientific world wouldn't give you a recognition :)

  • You are better then TJ and thunderfoot!

  • What are you more likely to believe, we arose from microscopic organisms after 3.8 billion years or that we arose from dirt in about 3.8 seconds?

  • Snakes with 9 heads? Meh, I've killed scarier shit playing Starcraft. I mean seriously, mr snake man, go google "Hydralisk".

  • hee hee, way to burn these creationist, proof is proof, and prof shows we where evolved, and i believe in god, but i am not a blind idiot, you can be a christian and have common sense you know

  • ZOMGHELLSNAKES!!!

  • She's hot but i hate her voice.

  • @ilisbaani You hate her voice or her accent?

  • Damn! Cute, smart, and funny!

    P.S. We were genetically engineered by aliens, or some other life form.... visit my channel.

  • Or you could use the Moral Obligation argument( I do not agree with it), the Ontological Argument(which makes me believe), the Teleological(okay, not the best) argument or the Cosmological(which most people are convinced by) argument. hahahaha

  • 1:34 - 1:40

    Can someone tell me who is she?

  • @jiteshvora 2rocker4life (formerly 2rocker4u).

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  • where is the full video of the muslim telling us what happens when we go to hell???? i want to see it

    what a load of bullshit

    lol nice vid

  • @paranoid788 paranoid788 you must believe in Allah and her word....a scorpion will get you in the afterlife...Allah...praise Allah...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! JK XD

  • @gaylolful ahahaa xD

  • @paranoid788 Justkidding lol! But seriously I think religion is crap :)

  • @gaylolful yeahh, t'is indeed xD

  • i love this video...brilliant......lol....­..lol.

  • where is to "how to be a good creationist part 1"? I am sorry if you have already stated where it is

  • JESUS LOVES ME YES, I KNOW! CUZ THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO!

  • Snakes from hell! And if that's not bad enough....The snakes have got nine heads! Oh no!

  • enjoy your videos! very intelligent, witty, and funny! thank you.

  • What a wonderful "Reciprocal Altruist" : )

  • I am the devil and you should be my slave woman...

  • You are amazing!

  • THese are AWESOME!

  • lol Sokka facepalm FTW; i love your videos Criss, you help keep me sane. I don't have a religion per se, I'm sort of fumbling with a mish-mash of atheism, Wicca/Neo-Paganism and philosophy.

  • I want to marry you!

  • Wait, do you have the Kill Bill soundtrack? I think you do...

  • Haha Shawn tries to convert atheists. Hilarious stuff. Like he had any fucking clue what he was talking about.

  • Warning, this is very smart satire video

  • oh yeah I forgot lucky charms and curses

  • Quaron, Bible, buddhism, hinduism, wikkan, pagenism, scientology, catholism, mormanism, celistine prophecy, horoscope, karma, and destiny ALL = BULLSHIT! :)

  • Please explain why Buddhism is bullshit?

  • I'm sorry if I offended you. I just don't believe in any organized religion. But that doesn't mean I disagree with all buddhist philosophies.

  • @lovelyplants Nah it's all good I'm atheist myself, I was just curious

  • @lovelyplants

    *ahem*

    WiCCan, PagAnism.

  • @erinxevolution what's your point? Ypu don't think all that ancient worshipping of the sun and crap is man made?

  • @lovelyplants

    No, my point is that you spelled them wrong. I'm one of those people who constantly corrects others spelling -.o It's like I have spelling OCD >.>

  • @erinxevolution Oh... That's cool dude. ;)

  • you are good girl :)

  • 'oh come the FUCK on" me

  • 4:18

    BAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    Oooooh wow XD

  • HAHAHA PCS reference.

  • About closing eyes... good idea. The proofs for creationism being right are out there, just get out of your mind! 8D

  • u make the coolest, most well thought out, fact based, entertaining videos i've encountered on youtube.

  • funny funny come the fuck on

  • Lol I like Avatar: The Last Airbender and X- Files too. ^___^ 5

  • its funny but didnt scientists prove few years back that Darwin's theory was wrong ? and b4 that they were made to believe that it was right :) ? sweet...who do u believe in ?

  • I was an atheist...and still am one. :)

  • LOFL!!! Zom, this is your funniest video by a country mile!! Pure genius. Zom, it's time that you became a very highly paid television producer. Your talent deserves a huge audience. I hope you make some documentaries.

  • lmfao!!

    "oh come the FUCK on!!"

    lmfao!! that's so funny

  • the scorpion Muslim dude, he is so famous now, who said that being stupid won't help you in life?

    I do wonder, how does he know what happens after we die? lol

  • wow...god sounds evil....devil sounds evil....we're fucked either way!

  • @Babs44sun No were not, because that stupid shit isn't real.

    Accept logical morality and we'll all be fine.

  • @HistorysMysterys pleeeeease don't call religeon logic, logic means adding up the evidence not blind faith

  • @Babs44sun I said logical morality, I never said anything about religion. Does morality mean religion as well?

  • @HistorysMysterys ooo i get ya now. i should have read it better :)

  • @Babs44sun funny thing about Lucifer,according to the Bible itself, he doesn't rule over hell. He is imprisoned there just like everyone else. Imprisoned because he didn't like daddy giving all the attention to the new baby(s) (humans as it were). IMO God = Evil Lucifer = dude who got fucked over and painted evil.

  • That's such a cute scorpion! I can't wait to die so I can see it! :O :)

  • What is your name?  What is your quest? And what is your favorite color?

  • It's funny when you watch the theist's claiming to have been former atheists. If you just watch their body language and their tone it becomes obvious that they're lying, especially that girl at 0:40. Another telling sign is their usually very limited knowledge on the major argueing points for evolution and atheism in general. Either that or it explains how they were converted so easily.

    The laughing baby was hilarious by the way.

  • This is amazing. YOU are amazing :D

    I'm starting to like your videos more and more. They are potent, to the point, humorous... I just wonder what creationists watching this think, though.

  • OMG, the laughing baby made me crack up, your sooooooo funny, and still rly clever.

  • @frankis94 I can just imagine an atheist laughing like that at some of the things theists say.

  • kill bill soundtrack yall!

  • lmao!

    criss u r a genius!

  • 1:30

    "I mean, cosmology, biology - is all same shit. "

    LOL Classic.

  • hmmmm...

    Muslims say every1 not in their religion is going 2 hell...

    Christians say every1 not in their religion is going 2 hell...

    I don't want to go 2 hell but I definitely don't want the friggin' 9 headed snakes or the Hell Scorpion coming after my ass...

    What 2 DO???

    I have it!

    I'll convert 2 BOTH religions goddammit & by Jesus Christ Allah Almighty & God the Loving Father (who sends his children 2 hell) & screw any1 who says I can't b both

    Friggin' A it's hot down here...

  • So hot... so hot.

  • Appealing to their senses, by saying that they used to be an "atheist" (quotations purposely inserted) just like Mr. Kirk Cameron says in his speeches. After hearing much Cameron's gibberish, I cannot fathom that he was actually an atheist. He has no concept of what is up or down, in essence, a complete fool with the banana guy.

  • I've had enough of these MF snakes in my MF grave!

  • *poof*

    LOL.

  • My brother's step-sister became a Christian because she was in a terrible, mentally-scarring car wreck, and she latched onto Jesus as, basically, a way to smother the horror from this tragic event.

    And she thinks I'M going through a phase because I'm not a Christian.

    Uuum....

  • I dont know about the 9 headed snakes but... a Hell Scorpion would make a perfect pet!

  • I was there when GOD caused the Universe to become--It was an Act of GOD.

  • The New Testamente is to be understood in the Spirit of Jesus not in the spirit of athiesm.

  • shows there ignorance when they state evoloution doesnt say anything about how life began.

    Ofc it doesnt its a theory of HOW LIFE EVOLVES!

  • oh and muslims believe that all the people will go to hell but the muslims .. christians think the same .. in islam there are between 70-80 different sections and they all disagree with one another and they all think the others go to hell ... guys hell and heaven are on earth .. and if you are hoping to get 70 virgins keep dreaming because when you die you will have no penis....

  • hey people are changing religion on daily basis.. christians becoming muslim and vice versa .. both becoming atheists on daily basis.. i have tunrned many people into atheist or made them think about what they are believing..

  • As a Catholic and a scientist, thanks for arguing for reason. There are far too many people against reason and that many of them seize on religion is not a great thing.

    PS: We will have to disagree about the God bit.

  • Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful. I don't follow religion. I study and follow history and science which are all through the scriptures if you get a good translation and actually study it.

  • @TabbiBmore

    Why is it, then, that god would prove himself to you and not to others? Assuming that god existed, he could appear to everyone on the planet, simultaneously (by definition, he is omnipotent), and in doing so prove his existence once and for all. Why would god want his existence to be disputed? I find it suspicious that, apparently, god only appears to a limited number individuals behind closed doors, and there is never a shred of viable evidence to prove that it really happened.

  • Most religions are just wierd.

  • oh oh said hell hope the snakes dont get me lol

  • i love the angle u have used to explore this, hehe bet there are a few diests out there moaning like hell lol.

  • I'm gonna go make some anti-atheist videos using your advice, thanks!

    Closing your eyes to all the evidence---shit, why didn't I think of that sooner???

  • This is beyond hilarious! I'm gonna watch all of your videos! XD

  • i think God have a big purpose 4 u, u just havent seen it yet

  • The fuck I'm closing my eyes!

    I've got them stapled open while I'm watching ZOMGitsCriss... I don't even want to blink.

    :-D

  • lol, brilliant as always...

    of course there's the argument that due to the insanity of religions ruling the day, we may all ready be in hell.

    or... that hell would be a welcome alternative to spending eternity in heaven with millions of religious nuts... wait, wouldn't that be hell too?

  • i respect you n njoy your attitude of spreadin knowledge, ofc some may understand it otherway .. everyone find what he searchez for ;D

  • 90 snakes

  • Ooh, that mixing evolution, abiogensis, the big bang, star formation, etc. etc. always works! Nothing better than showing people you don't have a flippin' clue what real science is!

  • You're giving some pretty bad ideas those bastards! STOP!

  • FFS, will you piss off with your spamming!

  • I love what you are doing girl!!! Keep up the good work and fuck all you people talking shit... wake up and think for yourself!!!

  • ZOMG, she asked me to close my eyes, and I couldn't do it!!!

  • Most attractive woman ever. And I don't just mean in the physical sense that most people get confused about... Sadly people don't realize that there is more than one way to be downright sexy... this girl... Has it all!!!

  • truth

  • I am totally in love with this woman. Great video.

  • the fact you have sooka facepalming =auto 5 stars :p

  • Hope that we can read history and learn from it not only reading with out learning.why the church owned that era of time because they were strict to their religion , and why othmaneis after that ruled the worled becuse of islam if you and think a little and once they started to change they fail exactly like the church and most of the strongest nations through out history are started with a religous motive.( sorry my english is not that good ) :)

  • Personally, I've never met someone honestly claiming to have been an atheist once and then having been converted to Christianity. I met a priest once who told a fabulous story of a dying man, a life-long atheist and an abortionist doctor, who repented on the death bed. It was so riddiculous that I doubt any of the 10-year olds he told this story to ever believed him.

  • Christians are fucking nuts!

    Ever see the video of the crazy christian lady?

  • "No creationist is a good creationist unless HE preaches his wisdom to the ignorant" (my emphasis) - what about the female creationists, eh?

    Just kidding. Awesome video. 5*

  • I think you r living in the hill fire right now cus you cant decide your way in life

    your are clever and open minded but not fair.

    you should know alot b4 talking about Islam pleeeeeeeeeez read Quraan first your self not from what other say. and pray from your heart for guidance.

  • Having learned alot about islam...i know that what the guy on the video said was bigtime bullshit....but that doesnt mean god exists...and its about time you go to your brain for guidance...and leave your heart for pumping blood

  • So u r depending only on your brain for guidance !!!!!!?

    The brain that cant stand beeing awake for more than 2days, we are human we are sooooooooooooooo week think of it and admit it . we need some one to guide us who we are, why we are here where we from, and where we'l go ( our brains cant reach such answers by themselfs) and the argument will never end. lol  :)

  • You do know that the brain functions while you sleep too, don't you?

    Maybe you need that invisible guidance. Some of us do fine on our own. When in need of guidance, because it's human to need help once in a while, some of us seek it in objective sources, such as loved ones and actual real people who have experienced the tribulations we're going through before. So don't assume that just because you find peace in X, others will too.

  • What kind of medieval ignorant mind do you have?

    Its about time someone told you that your brain functions 24/7 and you sleep to rest your body firstly and your mind secondly.

    and we are weak because we don't explore our minds...no wonder we only use 10% of our brain capacity...because so many of us are completely brainwashed with complete BS.

    as for guidance...if you need it from a non-physical entity that threatens to burn you in "hell" if you don't "obey"...then YOU ARE A FAIL

  • Beleive me I've learned the sleep cycle but its an opinion of mine and no harm I wanted. sorry if I hearted someones feelings. just to show how week we r . And by the way , If you r discussing a point of veiw dont be arrogant brother, either Iam convenced or u r convenced or if neither, no harm. sorry again.

  • First question: what... is your name? "Creationist"

    Second question: what... is your quest? "Saving souls"

    Third question: what.... is your favorite color? 'Blue. No, yellow.... AIEEEEEEEEEEEE"

    PS: orlibonurb: you're a f'n idiot. Hope you find out sooner than me :)

  • i absolutely think that you are the most awesome person that i have seen on youtube yet! 1) your proof, reason, and thoughts are so completely sound that i really want you to debate these dumb fucks in real life... only to see them stutter! it would be magnificent!

    2)You are hot! just that (i hate to say this) will convince many to join your cause (and mine)... i'm sorry but im stating facts here

    #3 will be the next comment. i ran out of room

  • "I'm a scorpion from Hell." HAHAHAHA

  • I don't want to close my eyes, Criss. I want to keep looking at your beautiful face.

    Another great video. Let's see the believers in Pascall's Wager deal with that one.

  • Kill Bill soundtrack for the win!

  • I think I'm in love

  • Brilliant work !

  • The muslim guy is a good creationist according to video 1

    :))

  • That muslim vloger guy is halariuuus

  • 4:18

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Beauty, Brains and humor.

    Love it!

    x

  • I think PCS loves Christianity because they have to hold "god's chosen ones" above themselves. I just got done reading a blog comment on Ray Comfort's blog where "Vera" goes on about how she doesn't talk about being Jewish to other Christians because they put her on a pedestal. The ego is sickening.

    "God, the original racist." ™

  • Aggressively religious commenters pretending to be smart is adorable!

  • 1:52 - Avatar win! Great video!

  • bible gave you over 11,000 prophecies for a reason, but i don't think you know that. you'll be heading for a big surprise and you'll surely not be making these videos ever again .. wait and watch

  • How about you cram the thinly veiled threats about eternal damnation somewhere really dark and stinky? Her videos are awesome. She is insightful, educated and creative. By the way, there aren't anywhere NEAR 11,000 prophecies in the bible. What prophecies there are require a great deal of intellectual acrobatics to make them work. How about being just a -little- more honest and less "you're going to hell or else!" threatening.

  • calling this girl insightful and educated is beyond ridiculous .. i'll give you the creative, but we all are. she is as dumb as it gets and needs to realize the truth .. the same truth that will knock at her door very soon .. i will say again, VERY SOON.

  • I'd be more inclined to call her a woman and not a "girl," so let's be a little more intellectually honest and respectful. Secondly, why don't you enlighten me about what "truth" will be knocking at her door. Thrill me with your acumen.

  • "I'd call her a woman if she acted like one. In fact, i was being respectful by calling her a girl, since she barely makes it."

    How Christian of you to evaluate her humanity. Maybe you could try this one before going to sleep tonight:

    Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

    "About the truth, since you don't care about it, dont? worry .. you'll see it soon."

    So the truth was provided for you and not me, right? Don't back down. Tell me what you know. Enlighten me. Don't be a coward.

  • The truth is provided for the entire globe, only a few want to know it. Read the Bible, research Bible prophecy. You know about the upcoming new world order 1 world government, which was predicted as the last kingdom before His second coming ?! The prophecy called: Daniel's Vision which you can see in this video "new world order foretold". Want truth ? Bible, Bible, Bible & more Bible.

  • Now in a more seriously way, you have the power of choice. You can choose to mock it, ignore it, whatever - you have that power. Noone will take you that, that's for sure. It's just a BIG mistake but hey, life is made of choices right. The power of more than 11,000 prophecies and the power of the Holy Spirit inside you when you are "born-again" let's you know the truth, that is all really. Take care, feel free to reply, i'm not going anywhere.

  • Kill your children if they are rude to you.

    Matthew 15

    15:4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.

    Christ speaking of killing non-believers.

    LUKE 19:27 KJV

    19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

    MATTHEW 10:33 -36 KJV

    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

    Not crazy at all.

  • Subjugation of Women

    1 CORINTHIANS 14

    14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

    14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

    1 TIMOTHY 2

    2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

    2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence

  • Genocide

    HOSEA 13:16 RECOVERY VERSION

    13:16 Samaria will be guilty, For she rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword; their children will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped up.

    Rape, Theft

    Isaiah 13:16 And their little ones will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; Their houses will be plundered, And their wives will be attacked.

    I could go on. So, Mr. "bible, bible, bible," how about you READ it first, THEN form an opinion?

  • I thought you weren't going anywhere.

  • I do not understand what you mean.

  • tell me, what makes  your religion so much "better" than all the others, especially the ones like Judaism, which was around far longer than yours.

  • Jesus Christ is not a religion, He is the truth & salvation, that simple.

    We will all find out that very, very soon.

  • Think he'd have told us now if it is important. I'm glad to see at least you admit the Bible isn't much to go on.

  • how soon exactly, and dont say "you'll know when it happens"or some shit like that.

  • "how soon exactly"

    and

    "dont say you'll know when it happens"

    Logic & common sense must be your middle name.

  • I can tell you something .. your days as an "atheist" will come to an end, VERY SOON.

  • LOL. Oh, you.