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  • This guy should be the narrator of medieval games.

  • 3:21 Down, Punch Crotch...

  • sounds a little like king julian

  • lol does anyone else think he sounds just like Ask a ninja?

  • I take your laser pointer away from you, and kick you in the back of the neck

  • Ok man. It's good but i saw a better one. And really I do the walkthrough at the 1ºs try. common...

  • gazelle bunny

  • doesnt he sound like arnold schwarzenegger at 0:41. "benethe the starz and the mooon."

  • inb4 stupid faggot repeats shit

  • this game needs weapons

  • This was very soothing to watch.

  • 92 people own a laser pointer.

  • jumping like a gazelle bunny LOL

  • Down, punch,crotch. :U

  • omg i cant stop laughing XDDD

  • the guys funny but he sucks

  • lazer pointer !!

  • "if your computer is inside your house, then you are SOL, or Shit Out of Luck."

    ROFLMAO! love the way he says it

  • lol your hilarious especially with the " i'll be taking that laser pointer away from u, it can caouse permanent eye damage lol

  • 4:13. Kick your computer. If you ever get locked out, kick your computer to come back in your house.

  • Thanks man! I didn't know that you could use steps to get rid of that first laser pointng bastard. Seriously, those guys were complete utter dicks...no...a bag of severed dicks. SNIPER NO SNIPING!

  • you crack me up XD

  • "right in the cornia, very unpleasent"

  • If you ever get locked out, just kick your computer and it will let you back into your house. If your computer happens to be inside your house, you're S.O.L. for shit out of luck. XD

  • If you ever get locked out, just kick your computer and it will let you back into your house. XD

  • sounds like he is saying the bastards challange

  • laserpointer

  • i wana know what a gazzelle bunny looks like

  • kick you in the back of the neck !! lol

  • "And jump like a gazelle bunny" lol that is epic

  • and then jump, like a gazellebunny

  • right in the cornea...

  • lolz the master's challenge is one of the only reasons i've subscribed to machinima

  • "the last time i saw a laser pointer was at a movie theater trying to point out the persons nipples" lol that was so funny

  • "Jump like a gazel bunny" So funny XD

  • I love the master challenge back round music.

  • you sometimes remind a little about arnold schwarzenegger when you talk ;)

  • you can cause permanent eye damage

  • "Kick your computer, if your ever locked out, kick your computer, and you can get back in your house. If your computer happens to be inside your house then you are S.O.L or ***T out of luck" lol just hilarious

  • This is not funny...

  • @ervin2

    Funnier than you.

  • @ervin2 Then you have no sense of humor :p

  • @urmother137 If you find this funny then you certainly don't have a sense of humor.

  • You could cause permanent eye DAMAGE!

  • gazelle bunny, lol

  • LAZER POINTERZ LOL

  • Master's?

    Challenge?

  • @em3rcury

    Comment?

  • @textthing Reply?

  • @twigstik97

    Twigstik?

  • @textthing TextThing?

  • @twigstik97

    Why, yes.

  • @textthing Why, no.

  • @twigstik97

    Now you're just getting boring.

  • @textthing Run, Forrest, Run!

  • @twigstik97

    Fly away, little birdy.

  • @textthing Run closer, big elephant.

  • @twigstik97

    Stand on your pointy little head and spin.

  • WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • good dammit noob lol

  • foot clan XD LOlozauruz

  • Jump, like a Gazelle-Bunny. LOL!

  • Keep up the crotch punching!

  • ILL BE TAKIN THE LAZER POINTER AWAY FROM YOU ! It can cause permanent eye damage lol nice one

  • this guy is awesome ;)

  • I'll be taking your Lazer Pointer away from you! It can cause permanent Eye damage! XD lol

    Key

  • I'll be taking your Lazer Pointer away from you! It can cause permanent Eye damage! Kick you in the back of the neck! "Zooms in with the scope and shoots a Policeman" Right in the cornea. Very unpleasent if you've ever had it happen to you.

  • we saw it, no need to repeat it

  • What?

  • It is almost impossible to beat the game without firing a bullet! Nikki and I were half-way though the game when I forgot we were trying to get the Achivement and I shot a Policeman and I ruined it. Nikki was SO pissed off at me!

  • I hated h Police. They always wasted my time in this game! You are awsome at this game. I could never finish one lever without actually shooting at ne or getting shot at. When I saw the LP"s It nearlly gave me a Heart Attack. It was Portal: Prelude all over again!

  • i dident really get this vid... but its FUCKING HALARIOUS!!!!!

  • juuump...like a gazelle bunny, lol!

  • Aaaand...right in the cornea.

  • "take your laser pointer away from you! you could cause permenent eye damage!"

  • did you ever get the acheveiment test of faith?

  • in the odst ad the guy who gets the flag is the rookie =)

  • LMAO

  • "kick your computer if you ever get locked out of your house" xD very nice ..

  • gazellebunny:D

  • lawl "I will be taking your lazer pointer it can cause permanent eye damage"

  • permant eye damage xD

  • at 1:40 have anyone ever notist that the sniper never shoots at ya when ya going along the pipe - reply of u have too!

  • He did to me... I'm on PS3 though...

    [pg]

  • the game is the same on all platforms, i'm on PS3 btw.

  • What difficulty were you on? He shot at me on BOTH my playthroughs, second was hard.

    [pg]

  • i played on normal then again on hard, he left me alone both times(on PS3)

    i think it must be when ever he feels like it lol

  • I think it's if you get to the end of the pipe in time he won't shoot. Well... either that or, he just doesn't like me. = P

    [lol]

  • yea he mite have it in for you LOL

  • You cannot win Mirror's Edge without firing a bullet. To rescue Kate you HAVE to shoot the truck.

    [pg]

  • Ive done that achievement :) It was the definition of a pain in the ass but nvm, its over now. And that one shot you have to take doesnt seem to count btw.

  • It's not without firing a shot, It's without shooting an enemy. Well... for PS3 it is.

    [sony!]

  • dude,IF u mean the trophy\achievement, it sais not firing a bullet at AN ENEMY

  • I know this! He said without firing a shot. Look up.

    [pg]

  • yeah, iknow! look at what is said! i said IF he meant that achievement\tropthy :3

  • and i jump, like a gazelle bunny.

  • you certainly like bunnies...

  • hahaha this is funny I am kick ass at this game I'm like in luv with it:))))))))))))))) I'm pretty good not2brag LOL but really I laughed pretty fucking hard on this LOL! Good job:)

  • We must take your lazer pointer away from you,

    It can cause PERMINENTE, EYE, DAMAGE!

    lol

  • i have a barret .50 cal as a skin in CS:S

  • that sniper is Barett .50 cal

  • if ur locked out kick your computer and go back in, if your computer is inside you are soul. shit out of luck XD ROFLMAO!!hahha

  • hehe SOL xD

  • his voice reminds me of the Moon from the mighty boosh

  • oh shiit

  • The one time i saw one of the lazerpointers at the movieez. they were pointing it at the characters nipples LOL ROFLMAO

  • ''They pointed at their nipples'' :)

  • ''my machine gun !' haha xD

  • "and i jump like a gazelle bunny" lol this guy is funny.

  • if ur computer is in your house then you are sol shit out of luck

  • and i will take your lazerpointer away from you

    which can cause, PERMANENT... EYE... DAMAGE!!!!

    lol

  • Kinda nooby gameplay, but funny :3 Lazerpointers

  • my computer is outside my house so good for me!

  • and i jump, like a gazelle bunny lmfao!

  • thet first guy you disarm inside your like *KICK* *LEG WRAP* everytime i do that in mirros edgte im just :O

  • S.O.L

  • the red door to victory of mirror's edge.

  • nice voice

  • lol maybe the foot clan is here...

  • oh god. haha i took a drink right when u said it can cause permanent eye damage

  • You can use weapons, and still get the achivement. You just arent allowed to shoot any guards with them.

  • Love the narrator:D

  • You cant win the game without shooting a single bullet because in one of the missions you have to snipe the tire of a police car to save her Faith's sister from going to the jail.

  • if you ever locked out...kick ur computer and you can get back in your house. if your computer happens to be INSIDE your house....well....you are s.o.L. or shit out of luck. xD

  • Lol.. And i jump like a gezelle-bunny ?? xP

  • and it appears that oh crap someone has a lazer pointer i hate those things haha LOL

  • '' It can cause permanent eye damage'' LOL

  • That place looks like the white room from Kingdom Hearts II.

  • I loved that game.

  • I love the cometary this guy is hilarious.

  • ou shit xD

  • If I ever get locked out of my house, I should buy a computer and leave it outside (hoping no one steals it) and break it if i have to get in. IT"S JUST THAT SIMPLE! He really likes to talk about gazelles and bunnies. "Run like a gazelle" or "Hope like a bunny" LOLZ

  • if i havent of watched the movie i would be soo confused by your comment lol

  • Yeah, like on the "Rainbow Sprinkles" trailer form BF: Bad Company, you have to have played R6: Vegas to understand it.

  • gazelle bunny xD

  • lol

  • "kick u in the back of the neck" haha

  • You can cause permanent eye DAMAGE! lol

  • lolz

  • and jump like a gazel bunny. lol

  • lolz

  • i totally went LMAO @ 0:54 - 1:05 xD

  • LOL RIGHT IN THE CORNIER 1:58

  • Cornea

  • oh shit I was the one pointing out the characters nipples!

    sorry Mr Master

  • I've beat ME on easy normal and hard

  • oh my god. We should all worship you, i mean, NO ONE has ever done THAT before!

  • give u permanet eye damage... LMAO!!!

  • shit out of luck lol

  • lol bunny gazel!! OMG ROFL COPTER OMG WOWOWOWOWOW SOOO FUCKING FUNNY!! seariously!!!

  • And Jump Like A Gazel Bunny

    LOLOLOL

    x

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  • lol love this game

  • lol shot in the cornia

  • Wow, I'm the 1337th rater.. o.o

    Anyways nice vids. :o

  • Like a gazelle bunny! LOL!

  • hahahha lol very funny!!

  • "When you're locked out, just kick your computer."

    "Take your laser pointer away from you! You can casue permamnent eye damage!"

  • some ninja ..... lol

  • "and it appears..oh crap..someone has a lazer pointer..

  • sol also means: sold out of luck

  • right in the cornea! :D

  • lol "if you get locked out of your house just kick your computer"

  • I love this narrating style, moar!

  • lol jump like a gazele bunny,last time ive seen laser pointers were in a movie and there were pointing them at someones nipples XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XDXDXDXD

  • lol

  • shit out of luck lol

  • you fucking twat

  • hahahaha last time ive seen laser pointers were in a movie and there were pointing them at someones nipples ahahahahah that was perfect

  • "PERMANENT EYE DAMAGE!"

  • jump like a gazele bunny

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