I couldn't stop laughing. This was freaking hilarious. The funniest part was how the Berlin Wall was rebuilt in 1984, 5 years before it was torn down the first time xD
Really now? I don't buy that for a second. Next he will be telling us that fire is hot, water is wet, ice is cold, and that he writes like a concussed hobo. What other things will I be asked to believe?
flag-waving jingoist = the Iraq war was started and the Berlin Wall rebuilt by the evil twin of George W. Bush, the Communist "Shadow Bush," in an attempt to undermine the credibility of his brother and the rest of the GOP.
The story makes sense when you don't think about it.
I wish I knew where I can "Congratulate" the author of this "Fine Penmanship".
WeimTime007 1 week ago
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SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC 2 weeks ago
I couldn't stop laughing. This was freaking hilarious. The funniest part was how the Berlin Wall was rebuilt in 1984, 5 years before it was torn down the first time xD
TwyztdValkyrie 3 weeks ago
click thumbs up for president "regan"
yurianne07 3 weeks ago
"verb-worded"
syke17 3 weeks ago
No... NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOIVETT!
I just about died.
gYnetheus 3 weeks ago
Funniest shit ever.
DoctorObviously 3 weeks ago
How high was the person who wrote this?
SilentPayne 1 month ago 3
Oh. My gosh. I don't even. What a plauge to the cyphils.
elphieofkiamoko 1 month ago in playlist Dramatic Reading Oneshots 2
And, children, this is not how one does satire. Jonathan Swift is turning over in his grave.
FleetingVoid 1 month ago
An adviser... advised?
No fucking shit.
FleetingVoid 1 month ago
So. Shadow Bush REBUILT the Berlin Wall? In ... 1984. Even though it wasn't actually dismantled until 1989. This fic is so educational! 8D
BlueUncia 1 month ago
Uhh...wow. It's a little insulting when an author dumb enough to use the phrase "verb-worded" addresses you as his servant (or servent).
sparklecat03 1 month ago 2
Fucking Commies...
georgesagan 1 month ago
Cerventes really went down after Samus left him.
Kristiekins2 1 month ago 8
...what...just happened? O.o
hollydapple 1 month ago
Im going to cut myself now
liamisultimate7788 1 month ago
Can't wait for the next part, the cliffhanger was so intense.
timebrewer 1 month ago
"this is also a criticism of the Iraq war"
Really now? I don't buy that for a second. Next he will be telling us that fire is hot, water is wet, ice is cold, and that he writes like a concussed hobo. What other things will I be asked to believe?
lessergnome 1 month ago 3
I... I don't even...
SHADOW BUSH?
EclipseMoonXIV 1 month ago
There is not a WHAT big enough for this fic.
SerenityScore 1 month ago
im so fucking confused
TopForkZombi 1 month ago
man, that is the worst political commentary since Captain Planet.
Kolbatsu 1 month ago in playlist Dramatic Reading Oneshots
flag-waving jingoist = the Iraq war was started and the Berlin Wall rebuilt by the evil twin of George W. Bush, the Communist "Shadow Bush," in an attempt to undermine the credibility of his brother and the rest of the GOP.
The story makes sense when you don't think about it.
Tanksareforcowards 1 month ago
That's Not In My American History Book!
durane42 1 month ago 2
@durane42 go to a private school did ya?? ;)
yurianne07 3 weeks ago
Someone needs to forward this to the GOP campaigning headquarters. They'd made millions.
SweetestSweden 1 month ago 2
I'm going to use the term "bitchcracked" more often.
Stevothehuman 1 month ago 26