Hellsing Abridged Episode Five: Shits & Giggles

[sephirothfan1996]

portal refernce too

[sephirothfan1996]

army of darkness reference at the begining haha

[Sakerasuijima]

I love 6:00 i watched it like five times



[Hazzardevil]

I meant deserved.

[Hazzardevil]

The soldier that said the cake is a lie desrved to die.

[Chrona876]

Is luke really integra's brother? that plot actually made sense.

[Pooky1991]

Goddam Jukes Disco fight is just genious!!XD Such great timing!

[wigster600]

.....but it is a strange place to keep a jonas brothers poster.

[loveislikeclockwork]

oh shit all i did was knock

[jpceragon]

WAIT FOR IT...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[X0ia]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SERAS? SHE WOULD NEVER LIKE TWILIGHT.

In the first episode of takahata101s she kills bella.

Plus, SHE (unlike any twilight character in any way) IS AWSOME.

[Romanticideitzcoatl]

And I am afraid All our guest are subject to a cavity search.

Just like private school! XD

[CrusixBlade]

Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun.....

I remember my friends sister saying that...and sense then we call her man....

[JessesanMan]

By the way, i knew immediately where the "Babe with the Power" thing come from. Labyrinth used to be my favorite movie as a kid.

[JessesanMan]

I swear Seras your the nastiest person on this show.

*farts*

[iPwn411]

jungle boogie

[AzmodansHell]

David Bowie and Leroy Jenkins in one Abridged episode?! OH HELL YEA! :D

[iamnanosec]

luke: the man who will spill your blood everywhere, but his suit.

[Reezy909]

and what wuz jan music

[Reezy909]

what wuz luke music called

[steelrosealchemist]

GO LABYRITH!!!!!

[vampiregirl1423]

LABYRINTH REFERENCE FTW

[KiwiNOVAEx3]

5:19 - 5:26 .......I just laughed so hard to the point I couldn't breathe. the cast has amazing humor! :D

[alabamabeaver]

Hellsing meets saturday night fever. Wonderous.

[ahlam33]

2:47 to 2:54 was BEAUTIFUL!!!

[alucardxinuxvampluv]

i thought i heard the song alucard was singing haha

[LolitaLexi]

Labyrinth+Hellsing+Thinking about davids bowies pants=WIN

[freetorule12]

Oh shit, i just knocked.

[gaAssault34]

beware the disco dance of DEATH!! and good choice with jugle boogy

[wildfirefox444]

I have been waiting for the return of "stoooogiiiieee, liiiight"..my life is now complete.

[SoulEaterLver]

Your videos are hilarious! Oh and whats the name of the song when Luke and Jan are talking on the phone?

[martengirl75]

LMFAO At 6:00

(breaks a Wall)

Luke: Oh, Shiit! All i did was knock :o

[zera738837]

i love Labyrinth! :D Luke does remind me of the babe, tho. =w=

[MidNightAngel987]

wow alucard with the voice of david. epic awesomeness!

[Centerpoint108]

"H-he's here to settle things the old way, isn't he?"

"Yes, the old way. With a dance-off."

"I played him at DDR once...we're all going to die..."

LMFAO

[aangandtoph4ever]

Why does Jungle Boogie sound so fitting for Hellsing?

[giratinatamer6579]

Never underestimate the power of disco.(perfect amv idea)

[endingitallinc]

"I played him at DDR once.... were al gonna die"

XD

[sypherblade345]

STOOOGIE

[sypherblade345]

THE DEADLY POWER OF DISCO!!!

[Jaynefan235]

seriously where did the bruce willis shit come from for this series

[TheHellPuppi]

Alucard with David Bowie's voice?

...can't handle...the awesome...potential...

[blade19961]

the white valentine is using windows paint X(

[giratinatamer6579]

Why can't vampires like disco like Luke?

[kikiox4]

Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake! The cake is a lie...

[coroixiwa]

dance magic dance~ i love that movie....labyrinth~ but combined with alucard.....epic

[faisal277]

seriously is dat narrator hugh heffner

[wolf604]

3 People had to learn about hygiene from Walter. . . . poor sobs.

[succubusmistress]

I....fucking....love....pengui­ns!!!!!!11

YGOTAS XD

[Brutalyte616]

5:27, best, mind fuck, ever!

[Brutalyte616]

@Brutalyte616 Whoops, 5:56 was what I meant

[Brutalyte616]

That whole power of voodoo schtick is what is called, in the immortal words of darksydephil, a mind fuck.

[xtrem3rd]

"And I swear, if it's Twilight, I'll rip your freaking head off!" GWAHAHAHA, Alucard is a Twilight hater xD

I never watched it though, so I don't really have an opinion... anyway, epic random funny shit as usual.

By the way, episode four is "unavailable".

[Aeritha123]

MILKSHAKE D:

[Uruboros72]

"i think the cake is a lie sir..."

brilliant portal reference...

[loctos123]

seras is the only vampire that appears in mirrors

[Brackman50]

Thanks for bringing Bowie in the end credits, keep turnin em out dudes!

[Bayonetta101]

at 6:00

is it just me or are those almost the lyrics to the song

The man with the Hex ?

[TheFallenChaos]

"I swear Seras, you're the nastiest person ON this show..."

[irekayevatsnay]

who was that in the bruce willis scene really? is he like the guy in harkonnen but with the jackal?

[Brutalyte616]

@irekayevatsnay If he is, ya can't find anything about it.

[keybladeblastcalibur]

Walter`s voice is fucking hilarious!

[logo9130]

"It wasn't me! It was Berkly. D:<"

"MIIIIILKSHAAAAAAKES."

[TheInvshika]

i'm about to puke i'm laughing so hard

[AJNamkung]

that what she said

[megablackguilmon990]

jungle boogey

[SaturnFalling]

No!!! NOT DISCO!!! We're all doomed!

[TinaSempai]

Oh, you crazy genius you XD

Labyrinth? And...new best friend =D

[erika1995]

Oh now I understand that part with Alucard when he was going on about Voodoo and babe XD It's from the Labyrinth XD When I found that out I just broke into laughter!

[DarknessInside12]

Snuggles? Snuggles? thats great!! i like that!

[Aro9313]

Labyrinth references!!!

[shaderavendemon]

...God, Seres had huge knockers.

[Razorwind01]

Awesome, the Luke fighting to Jungle boogie is absolutley fantastic and perectly put together.

[IrisNoelle]

What's the intro song?

[Malakodistudio]

The first song you hear in this episode, the background music to Morgan Freeman is Alex Wurman-Walk Not Alone The themesong for the series is Man-Man-Engwish Bwudd

[TheMacman300]

Harkkonen spirit: It's okay to be sad... when your gonna DIE! (insert hypno eyes)

LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD!

[deaidara]

lol im the guy with the gun

[TheWolverineReviwer]

After I saw this and figured out the Labyrinth reference I had to watch that movie X3 I <3 Jareth X3 And Alucard X3

[UchihaKagome916]

lol Labyrinth! GO ALUCARD!!! :P

[XTheSecretNinjaXx]

Full of so much amazingly epicness, its almost too much to handle. LOVE this series =]

[dragonlibrarian]

Holy crap, a Labyrinth reference. ...That made my freakin' day.

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

Oh shit! I'll I did was knock!!!

[pattonspie]

good , bad , I'm tthe guy with the gun !

[libertycaps666]

hahaha morgan freeman

[pattonspie]

i love penguins

[ForsakenMyName]

Laby reference! Score!

[ItachiLovesAkemi]

"I think the cake is a lie sir..."

LOL Portal Reference X3

[ClearBlueSilence]

Oh jeeze, this whole thing is gold. xD The Luke disco thing almost killed me!

[JoshuaJapsNET]

Kohta Hirano, a Bruce Willas fan.

[JoshuaJapsNET]

Alucard; when you see him, you'll shit brix.

[TheHellPuppi]

I...I think I love you.

[grooder]

we have fun, don't we Willis? XD he's like alu's big brother or smthg

[DakotaLeeCorbin]

Jungle boogie actually went great with luke

[grooder]

rofl, "Miss Integra, I was wondering if you'd like a...STOOOOGIEEEE" also, bowie of epic proportions lmao

[Bobbylegs37]

Haha, no insurence for insineration or animal attacks.

[logo9130]

LOL

"o shit... all I did was knock... O_O"

[Kiro0]

Hahahaha! "I played DDR with him once... We're all going to die!" Quite possibly my favorite line from this entire abridged series.

[MadaraUchiha620]

good job this is almost as funny as naruto abridged XD

[reaper22066]

I find certain parts of this to be better then the actual scene... Like the bit where Luke's cuttin' up Generic soldiers.

[billu9999]

this was funny as hell

[gravehart2002]

Dear god bless the genius that bought forth the "labyrinth" reference!

[yaoiloversohot]

vampire anime + David Bowie = epic win!!!!!!! <3

[Virgiliasama]

isnt morgan freeman from half life. are you a fan of freemans mind????

[Malakodistudio]

Lolz you best be trollin'.

Gordan freeman is from half life, morgan freeman is equally awesome though. But yeah I'm a fan of freeman's mind as well as the comic with the head crab. Needs moar crowbar.

[rahsims42]

@Virgiliasama . . . . Morgan freeman is an actor. ._.

Gordon freeman is from Halflife.

[ODST4553]

"thats the spirit...the spear-it " XD

[geasscanceler16]

Wait for it... Thats what she said!!!!!

[keybladeblastcalibur]

Malakodis i hope you abridge the entire series.

[Malakodistudio]

Wootness! Me too!

[serke]

Random Labyrinth reference! All the random references in these are hilarious.

[Malakodistudio]

Lolz yeah, all these references remind me of something...

[Virgiliasama]

why is the cake always a lie why cant there just be a cake for ones......

[Malakodistudio]

one day, beyond that golden plain, beyond that crystal blue sky, beyond that sliding glass door at Wal-Mart, there will be cake. but not today. Maybe.

[phantomsyren]

@ Virgiliasama,

Because there is pie. :)

[BlazeBlueButterfly]

@Virgiliasama It's always a lie because Portals -GLaDOS- says so Mahahahahahahaha

[emogirl123emo]

@BlazeBlueButterfly Well, theres a room you can get into that has the cake, so really it isn't a lie. But its filled with deadly nuerotoxin....

[leik777]

Oh god, the oart where walter falls down on the table and goes "ummmmmmm" (4:36) is the best, my favorite in the episode ...dare i say it,...better than stoggie haha.

[Twilight0Princess]

i smell the blood of an emglish man!!!!!!!!!

[sasukex125]

hee fi fo fum, i smell the blood of an englishman! lolz

[ChaoticVampire]

Jan's voice is pretty freaking amazing, sounds better than the English Dub.

[Malakodistudio]

Why thank you, all of our voice actors work pretty hard, i like him and Luke better than the english dub.

[draith007]

"Are you sure, cuz you remind me of the babe"

"What babe?"

"The babe with the power."

"What power?"

"the power of voodoo."

"Who do?"

"You do."

"Do what?"

"Remind of the babe."

That was brilliant! XD

[DemonHair123]

i kno!!!! im gonna watch tht movie later

[tehcolourpurple10796]

@draith007 I LOVE LABRYNTH! :D:D:D:D

[keybladeblastcalibur]

hellsing>twilight to the max!

[domino9133]

@keybladeblastcalibur hell castlevainia>twilight.

[Guregru09]

Take that back! Luck Valentine

[headshotsalot]

YAY! Disco Luke pwns! X3

[tutudragon16]

5:55 to 6:08

EPIC

the fact alucard could own in both the real ova and this parody,,,is awesome xD

[Pooky1991]

Man I love the timing on Lukes fight to "Jungle Boogie" as the track. Another awesome abridged series!

[Twilight0Princess]

REAL VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!!

[jaysterjay]

i played him at ddr once..

we are all going to die...

[emeraldpoppy]

Wow. It's pretty sad how well disco fits Luke. XD

[Ryder6432]

Sad or Amazing!

[ncmeen]

lol more twilight. god twilight...dont get me started...Great abridged series though! Funny as hell! I still agree with Alucard about Twilight from the first episode. They just keep getting better and better!

[alucardcrazyfan]

and now for the third order of the day wich one of you pincel dicks broke my ipod shuffle and there will be no pizza untill i get a confession.

LOL THAT FUNNY

do you have any more of these vids

[donggiao3000]

Holy shit! Milk shake XD

[Zangetsu2201]

Nice job with the "Voo Doo" part and the editing of Jan farting in Integra's desk. Those were both awesome scenes and I can't wait for episode six! So, good luck in making it!

[chokicar]

hellsing abridged ftw the best thing i ever saw

[RukisxGoldxPants]

lol Luke and Alucard do the dance magic thing from Labyrinth!

"I played him in DDR once. were all going to die..."

haha epic!

[Pooky1991]

OMG!! Make more please!! I gave it 5 stars as soon as I saw the first 3 minutes!

[trashcan5555435]

My favorite parts were March of The Zombies lol and the "Thats what she said" part.

Thats what she said x 5

[werewolfhugger911]

OMFG! This is soooooo great. The Labrith reference and Bruce Willis! Make more please!

[Hiei127]

You Should Do A Fan dub Of Hellsing Ultimate OVAs After Your Done With this, Just A Idea mate

[gtavian29]

hmmmm

Queen Elizabeth? xD

[Ryder6432]

but of course

lol

[manwiththemachinegun]

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

[writingwolf14]

3:56 OH NO! Some broke Integra's Ipod! (I died when she said that) This episode was great!

I can't wait to see what you do with the battle between Luke and Alucard!

[gtavian29]

Alucard: Oh my god!

it's...Bruce...Willace :D *applause*

[sschimitis]

Please make a 6th one:)

[DerFuhrerMichael]

Did das idiot Luke just gave away mein name und organization?

[CabalCorporation]

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the comment.

Very well played sir, very well played.

[kapnobatai]

Um, what?

[hellsingfan117]

guys and girls i was on steam the other day and i found out SERAS VICTORIA IS REAL AND SHE SOUNDED SAD ANY IDEAS TO CHEER HER UP????

[kalishiva18]

last I checked....Seras is someone's imagination that was drawn up both in the anime world as well as the manga...

YEa, I have a single advice..take her to the psychoward

[pinkjacketaddict]

Phenomenal work on part 5, matching the hilarity of the past four episodes. Loved Alcuard's reference to the "royal we". The splicing of the clips to create "Luke's official backstory" was really cool. I love the recurring theme of the dance-off and am wowed by the timing of Luke's attacks and the music. The Walter dental floss joke gets used a lot, but you were able to take it to a whole new level--"Those piercings will damage your teeth and gums in the long run". XD Episode 5 is a keeper! ^^

[Archer71013]

I didn't find it as funny as previous episodes. But the jungle boogie scene was the most awesomely awesomest thing ever.

[tehSnark]

wow, what a coincidence. I just got done watching Labyrinth.

[Writer10389]

"Was that an awesome enough entrance?"

"Oh, hell yah Walter!!"

I lost it at 6:03. I had to pause the video.

Please, please, keep making these!!!

[master10999]

OMFG i loved it you think of the best jokes

best abridged series ever

[manwiththemachinegun]

Labyrinth shout out FTW.

[MechanicalLime]

I think I just shit a brick... or like thirty this was friggin' epic. Just when you thought it couldn't get better, THIS!!!!

[gunsnNhellsing]

is it just me or did luke have an irish accent for a second? lol

[Hiei127]

Maybe i don't know it sort of changes when i do the lines

[GummieRazor]

LOL who do? u do

[traillbits]

YESSSS ITS UP! lol i almost thought u got hit by a bus =o

[grecktar]

This was just too good!

Harkonnen: Also you better wake up before Luke kills everybody with the deadly power of DISCO!

Disco, we all knew it was deadly, this is just proof!

[SaiyaUnleashed]

It took me a good while to get that Hellsing was spoofing Bruce Willis XD Hilarious stuff dude! I loved the BeeGee montage! Another episode gone perfect!

[Larfe517exe]

i lolgasmd