PAYMAN'S SHOPPING LIST PRANK!

[Underoath9874]

lol reindeer pap smear

[CHEERxEMMA]

banana boats, cannonball gate, hello kitty collectibles for men, barney suit, cherry flavored deodorant,ask"how much does a dollar bill cost?,MCDONALDS PRANKS, Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”, skateboard to the drive thru and order, take a bunch of straws nd blow them at people JUST SOME IDEAS PLZZ TRY EMM:)

[OrionCinemas]

amish boxing gloves

[biaeen]

Hey, Frank, I got a guy named Payman Jafar Houssain, he'd be PERFECT for the Captain America part!

[angellus09]

I laughed out loud when he said "do you have the internet?" xD

[Mikethedit22]

i tried to google search : "a Hat with a picture of scrambled eggs on it". i couldnt find anything....

[Mikethedit22]

0:45 in between him and tha asian, it says 6-9.... heh, 69...

[Mikethedit22]

0:46 misfortune cookies... asian guy walks past as he says it LOOOOL!!!!

[MooseJessi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA......hahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!­!! AWSOME!!

[Grandyman413]

Wen he laughs at shaving salsa, I die of laughter. Lol.

[Rawrtanika14]

testicle clamps, and chest hair extensions, i have those!

[polkapu]

''yea i just need a cucumber and packet of XXL condoms?''

[xXAceofSpadesFanXx]

Do you have shaving salsa? :D

[C2CONTINUE]

Have a nice day.

[FlyoO0]

Hes not asking any one....

[MysticSummer22]

Nice one!!

[15trilliums]

chest hair extensions...... how did they come up with these things?! its hilarious!

[Jmanheroboy16]

Is it sad that I could probably provide all of those things out of my own house?

[fabor987]

DUDE my name is also payman!!!

[SICKTRICKSFB]

im subscribed just for the tesicle clamps

[MrPhlipy]

Shaving salsa.... hahaha

[nasrozo]

do you guys have aaaa... subscribe button ?!

[xhotsizzlex]

Reindeer pap smear

[HotJenny92]

Of course there's an asian guy after he says "Mis fortune cookies?" haha(:

[ThePrinceneezey]

PAYMAN IS AWESOME

[noahsark50]

ointment for floppy face?

[Nomad22280]

prenatal vodka, that about killed me ROFLMAO

[CODBlackOpsMasterC88]

I burst out laughing when he said the internet! HAHAHAHA

[slupine]

You guys need to work on your pokerface for some of these. LOL Game is lost if you start laughing even before the employee does. At least know how to fib your way out of it and say "sorry my wife made this list I have no idea what she's talking about on some of this stuff" :P

[TheRoyalFreshness69]

Hahah Payman is Persian! wooohoooo!!!!!

[uncoilcord]

LOL!

[raptors11111]

lol Pope Soap

[TheMrBlackopsBoys]

YAY my name is Scott and all i seen was a load of Scott tissues behind him all i thought was wait i dont remember tht

[Serkix]

fail. all were asked on one person and can't even see the person being asked, no to mention he's cracking up while asking.

[Metalunited101]

Testicle Clamps XD Thats gotta hurt damn it! LOL

[16Grantf]

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE! MF <3

[walsworth33]

Funny but would have liked to see employes reaction.

[09wukd1]

35 dislikes are from the employees in the store

[Ancel4]

35 people have misfortune cookies.

[whalesshimi]

Hilarious.



[HEATERHeatley15]

u mean people don't actually shave with salsa? damn... have i been doing it wrong

[QuanticChaos1000]

I can;t start my day without my Shaving Salsa!

[teamstrand1]

It's not everyday that someone is funny and bald.

[skillcosby88]

so this is what kolak kolak does on the weekends...

[chapsuk]

I need to stop watching these videos in the morning and laughing so much I literally have no energy left for the rest of the day.

[charismatickarma]

@chapsuk but it's so worth it!

[canadiangr1mr33ap3r]

pope soap FTW!!!!!

[KingHeathen]

Awesome....so freaking awesome.

[YuGiOhDuelChannel]

"Disputin' Rasputin Talking Doll" had me rolling man haha

[SammySpectacular10]

you shoulda asked if they had a cabbage queef

[QuickieSnipezzz]

Do more pranks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TehraniMitbeh]

Payman's laugh is priceless

[PatBeam54]

look: his mouth isnt even in sync

[ehoppman]

:troll:

[lilCaucasian]

i also like misfortune cookies

[lilCaucasian]

i liked pope soap

[devoniam123]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[Frankieflips]

Payman is so funny

[ODrizy]

the internet one was hilarious

[paymanbenz]

He's gorgeous.

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Hahahaha!!!!! Ointment for Floppy Face!.... I love this video. I almost peed.

[Thattramp94]

I remember this guy from 'Indoor Injuries'

[chingchongnoodles]

" did you know im part of alqueada"

[myf0lk]

lol i like how he looks up into the persons eyes after he reads the item to them XD

[AlphaGinga]

This guys laugh is awesome :)

[RoRyCoHaN]

omgi died of laughter...MORE MORE MOREEEE!!!!!!!

[il0vgreenday]

Yummy-in-my-tummy brand bleach. /dead

[samoanheat1]

Reindeer pap smeer hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[xRazrr]

these guys should be on impractical jokers

[kaboomfamilyVlog]

lol

[Robman1217]

Testicle clamps!!!! LMAO

[MelOnRS]

Chest hair extension LMAO!

[RDMHify]

pope soap lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[therez77]

who is this guy..is it Kollak???

[Daviskd94]

@therez77 Yup! :)

[apocalypticchickenz]

Hey check out my channel im just getting warmed up new series starting weekly starts tonight

[MoGimp]

Does anyone else think he's extremely high during this video?

[paymanbenz]

@MoGimp haha no, I wasn't. If I was high, I'd be asking for more food items, and I'd probably try to eat shaving salsa.

[FreakKitchen94]

-"Do you have the internet?"

-"No, ACTA came and took it away."

[mattmax11]

@FreakKitchen94 that wasn'teven said in the video

[MrWindfall]

Nice!  I really like his Wi-show stuff, but it is good to see him doing videos with you too.

[Itchykid013]

LMFAO

[xquisitaz]

Ha ha! This was was great.

[paymanbenz]

He's such a handsome guy.

[gfkkidzz]

This is by far the funniest videos you make love these!!! keep doing them appreciate it!!

[TheMainMan318]

the funniest thing about this one is it was just him talking and he kept laughing

[0THC0]

hey, isn't that kollak kollak?

[rocknrollman123]

@0THC0 It is

[olvinWTF]

BORING! Unsubscribing...

[MusicLoverForever1]

@olvinWTF Good for you!!

[bob4653227]

U should do a rapist raping a 5 year old painting

[faqu529]

Jesus Cheeses! LOL!

[Kaneato25]

LOL Shaving salsa

[zap1218]

those were awesome! hahaha disputin' rasputin'

[1k1ll3rp0ll0]

Lol h u deleted their reactions?

[therez77]

is that Kollak?

[TheSuperRunner]

KOLLAK KOLLAK

[ke70hibino]

These are so good hahaha

[askeboy]

I love these! Kollak Kollak and Yeshmin Blechin goes shopping, please?

[SinisterSkip]

OMG Payman can speak normal american english!!!

[paymanbenz]

I mean, I simply canNOT believe how handsome Payman is. Hubba Hubba!

[ARMENIAKB24]

LMAO i couldn't stop laughing when this guy was talking!

[rfhudy]

Misfortune cookie...f'ing brilliant!

[EricSmyth14]

@rfhudy there accually are misfourtune cookies at Chineese Restuarants, a 1 in 10,000 shot! They are written in Red.

[swlover1]

i unsubscribed just so i could click the unsubscribe button in the video :D

[PumawombatDOG]

Have to film reaction but great!

[avaelyn]

SHAVING SALSA. That would stick when you nicked yourself.

[dethblud]

At first I thought he was saying "shaving salt", which would have been funny also.

[skittles1800]

I think the best part of these pranks is seeing the reactions of the person reading out the list.

Greg is pritty good at pretending his not laughing.

[wyoming2000rs]

@skittles1800 wow you fucked up like all your vowels

[skittles1800]

@wyoming2000rs My vowels?

I dare say I haven't.

[betaraybrad91]

*dont want to see them get stale

[betaraybrad91]

*dont want to see them get stale

[betaraybrad91]

ease back on the shopping pranks. though they are hilarious, i just want to see them get stale.  but id love to see a yeshmin version.

[damania]

lol @ Himmler's kosher egg nog

[kop182]

at 1:22 theres a holiday shop in payman's head!?!

[Washeightz]

pre natal vodka lol

[mariomanlite]

Lost it at Disputin' Rasputin Talking Doll xD

[des9n]

"the internet?" ahahahAHAHA

[SkizzySorel]

do u hav hi fat low calcium milk?

[danielsnyder1]

show the employee's reactions!!! come on!

[jumbokevin]

how do we even know you were talking to some store assistant? as far as we know you could've been talking to yourself

[KarapetianJ]

JStuStudios? 

[Mailboxarsons]

Out of shaving salsa :(

[PLFields1111]

I'm DYING!!!! And I pee'd a little.

[felloffthebus]

I miss Awkward Pictures. Tell Payman that. What the crap has he been doing?

[twilight456789]

lmao

[dadinanm3]

Haha, good work

[magicrystalina]

wtf. you suck at filming. you're supposed to film the store assistant's reactions

=.=

[collectivelight]

These are good, but I prefer your other pranks.

[somejackball]

WTF, no reactions? that sucked!

and it was too short

[superhornetpancakes3]

i bought the subscribe button

[ThaSpiderInternetsho]

tha 1st thing on tha list was so crazy good stuff OMG!

[tombroadful]

I has testicle clamps! U wanna share?

[loudan1991]

AWESOMEEE DO MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[MsLinziKirsch]

hella short

[HaiEvree1]

these are hilllarious!

[IStoleVashsDonut]

YEEEEEEEESSSS I LOVE Payman!!! :D!!

[whamslam3]

shaving salsa omg lol

[julianh100]

how do we know you are talking to somebody :P we can't see the employee

[NavyAviation2016]

he laughs at his own jokes..wow

[zconn25]

@NavyAviation2016 they weren't his jokes, someone else wrote the list and he was seeing it for the first time.

[RyanReesOfficial]

@NavyAviation2016 he didnt make this list, he didnt know what would be on it

[mliniman]

@NavyAviation2016 not his own jokes.. some1 else wrote the list he has to ask the people who work there for the stuff

[watcher8o]

@NavyAviation2016 Somebody else wrote the lines he's reading... so they aren't really "his own jokes"...

[omgwtfitsjesus1]

@NavyAviation2016 They are each written by the other 2 guys on separate pages. He sees each one for the first time.

[futurfry]

They are coming at me too fast, I was laughing too much to breath!

[thejman022]

i don't know why this doesn't have more views. it was funny as crap! prolly funnier than the main one, but you gotta see the main one first for this one to make sense...

[misslavey]

@thejman022 so.. 302 views and 556 likes doesnt tip you off that maybe youtube isn't actually calculating the views correctly at the moment?

[coryoreo25]

shaving salsa HAHAHA

[nvle5]

what if he wasnt really talking to a worker?????

[JJessiEngel]

i like him better. keep him

[TUBESTEAKNIG]

Disputin' Rasputin

ahaha

[JuniorlikesTechno]

MAKE ANOTHER PLEASE



[Brisc2]

His laugh is so funny!

[paymanbenz]

I can't believe Payman is SO handsome!!!!

[KimiHeBaStTSBS]

he the guy from AwkwardPictures!!!

[kaseysworld]

Amish boxing gloves!!!

[paulleason]

you suck'

[ISAYLORI]

why no reactions? comon thats the best part...

[justin80199]

fake.

[MRBOWFISHINGKING]

this isnt even funny at all its like he is fake laughing or laughing for no reason just sat here with a blank face while watching this.

[RPMXLII]

Should've put "Grapes" as the last one.

[xis10ce]

lol misfortune cookies

[chriswel]

Payman's so bad at this :D Still, funny as funny can be! Keep 'em coming from time to time :)

[Td0ubleO]

Lmao do you have the internet

[jwktje]

Do you have: Knock Knock.... Did you get it?

[AlwaysBeMyThunder21]

HAHAHAHA

[AgentDuckMan]

Kollak Kollak!!!

[siedlikmasterek]

He is talking to himself !!

[x0scimy0x]

The Jesus cheeses made me laugh so freaking hard XD And the Reindeer pap smear made me laugh just cause he was trying so hard not to laugh

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ROFL. And he's cute too.