Chloe "Birthdays"

[noemiSlee]

OH MY HAHAHAHAHA

[Balenciaga18]

0:44 LMAO

[inechaime]

i received the sensational root of crotch monkey tree which is essential in warding off the ghoulies. secondly, i was given plenty of coffee cake baked with love by the royal chef paul blumenfeld and plucked from the beard of zeus. thirdly i got a month's supply of jergens foot lotion complete with noxema and malyasian bowel truffles. i also got a round trip elephant ride to Ifranistan in order to dine on the divine curry milkshake. last, i plucked a little baby with a gut from the cabbage patch

[titsforhits]

Congrats, you were able to write down a quote. You get 200 likes!

[ExtremeSquared]

It has recently come to my attention, that I love Chloe Sevigny's hairy underarms, circa 28 seconds.

[catattack24]

i bet she got a pocket full of hawthornes, to conceal her penis

[josezoster]

@catattack24 genius

[SkankExpose]

I've actually met/partied with the real Chloe' and the bitch acts just like this LOL

[MrSlate112]

Birthdeez...

[Drewski217]

DED at Imitation pants

[thenameislex]

but chloe, what did you receive???

[jmachi24]

I seriously laugh out loud at this. i have no idea why i find it so funny

[uutuber431]

I LOVE BIRTHDEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxchloeeddiexxx]

why u dressed up as a girl u freak

[coreygames]

@xxxchloeeddiexxx

Why are you hatin?

[jukodebu]

@xxxchloeeddiexxx why u watching it?

[DavisMcDavis]

That was pretty awesome. 

[maxisussex]

Eating out drama camp,haha. I knew it was him =D I think =O

[twattyplaps]

and a toilet

[kevin2you00]

0:28 pause, you see armpithair

[DamnitsVan]

Permission to Never speak to Jeane Tripplehorn again. LMAO!!!!!!

[DohaRoha]

lol. "Is this thing on?"

[Squirrelunderabus]

The mad thing is, she lists all these names and I always want to know who she's talking about, but googling "shorei agadashalu" didn't make me any wiser. XD

[CocaineHabbit]

@Squirrelunderabus

shohreh is an actress from pakistan. shes bloody good actually, and absolutely gorgeous.

[espinozafren]

what's the song in the background. i remember watching the video but i can't recall who the artist is.



[privatejosh1]

@espinozafren it's fisherspooner

[FDAapprovedd]

... And a toilet.

[liralmogadi]

nice pits man

[damovan1977]

Everyone's getting 'Chloe' for their birthday this year....

[judithandjudis]

@damovan1977 that is all I have been giving people on FB...its brilliant!

[acediscovery]

@damovan1977 I made a Chloe birth-de card. Here: twitpic. / 5ecssf (can't post urls in youtube comments)

[hotboysumer]

haha those stand up classes are working ^_^

[MadonnasMrDj]

When is your birthdee, Chloe?

[krbtwo]

and Tweet.

[bugcomics]

Not the Chloe Sevigny I was looking for but funny nonetheless!

[rojo15diablo]

"Just kidding, she's not here, she's in the hospital with hepatitis C"

[HetKonijn]

a bottle of cumshotka?

i can see his armpithair btw P:

[gabbis]

I fokkin Love You!

[DMXCII]

First of all I got a vintage half caftan by Vivian Westwood Gold Label, imitation pants by Cacharel and a high heeled purse by Little Tic Tac, seared pork fingerlings with a scuppernong aioli, permission to never speak to Jeanne Tripplehorn ever again, this ironic art smock by Balenciaga le Dix, a bottle of Kamchatka and a toilet, a champagne brunch with Anne rice, Shohreh Aghdashloo, and Tweet, stand up comedy classes- knock, knock / who's there? / Natasha Lyonne / Natasha Lyonne who?

[karlx17]

it has recently come to my attention that iiiiiiii love...birthdees...

[mmr11027]

I thought the punchline would be Natasha Lyonne who?... I know...

[amyxxxbaby]

aah-! the song is by fischerspooner!!!!!

[Lalizzire]

Imitation pants,... :)

[tymcbee]

Oh man, I can't take these freaking hilarious skits...ima pee in my pants!

"Just kidding, she's not here, she's in the hospital with hepatitis C"

GROFL!!!

[TheGilima20]

Permission to never speak to Jean Tripplehorn ahahahahah omg lol

[Sevigny70]

the 16 people who "disliked" this video are retards.

[FashionistoIRE]

Knock, knock..

Who's there?

Natasha Lyonne.

Natasha Lyonne who?

Just kidding, she's not here. She's in the hospital with Hepatitis C. *taps microphone* Is this thing on?

[ajwiebe]

@FashionistoIRE Thanks, we got it.....specifically from watching the video.

[FashionistoIRE]

@ajwiebe Look at the top comment, also a quote. If I want to quote something on a public forum like this then I will and can and don't have to answer to somebody like you from it. Got it? Good.

[ajwiebe]

@FashionistoIRE Awesome, and I'll likely continue commenting on your posts. Just a heads up that you didn't have to answer to anybody to begin with. Have a good one.

[FashionistoIRE]

@ajwiebe Have fun doing that..

[ajwiebe]

@FashionistoIRE Done. Thanks. 

[FashionistoIRE]

@ajwiebe Cool

[ajwiebe]

@FashionistoIRE Def

[FashionistoIRE]

@ajwiebe You know it!

[ajwiebe]

@FashionistoIRE I know everything.

[FashionistoIRE]

@ajwiebe Amazing.

[ajwiebe]

@FashionistoIRE Undoubtably.

[eightyEightism]

So good!

[rhymeandreasoning]

i could watch this dude for hours..great videos

[brionity]

@bigggstarrr This Chloe IS hilarious. The video I directed you to me is also funny because the real Chloe is speaking in some form of fashion speak that is so unbelievably stilted I can't believe it's actually her... However I have a very sick sarcastic sense of humour.

[brionity]

@bigggstarrr I think this is a direct response to the real Chloe's ridiculous "interview" for Opening Ceremony which makes me laugh almost as hard as this. It usually comes up when you search this video look on the upper right. Chloe Sivgny by Style. Hill Larry Us!

[sleater84]

@bigggstarrr Its just mocking her hipsterness

[daiklaive]

a bottle of "cumshotka?"

[brionity]

@daiklaive See below. It's a kind of vodka.

[1113orange]

A bottle of Kamchatka and a TOILET.

[kookooboy]

Imitation pants

[spurned]

I love the real version of the song she used. "Emerge" by Fischerspooner

[babycabbages]

I love you, Drew! You are effing brilliant.

[63ruey]

"Seared pork fingerlings with a scupperdong aioli".

"To-est" is absolutely unbelievable, too.

[Tresfres]

Chloe would never wear Westwood or Cacharel!

[patient451]

13 people don't have imitation pants.

[lydia1234567]

please don't let chloe s. in your videos ( I saw her in an interview saying she might contact you).. Don't do it!

[requiemoftruth]

"Just kidding. She's not here. She's in the hospital with hepatitis C" LMAO!

[deachick]

@requiemoftruth ZOMG I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much at that! ROTFLAMAO

[thegymrat2]

just ewwwww

[Whatkariniswatching]

I can't decide if this one or Toast is the funniest...I JUST CAN'T!!!!!! These are the funniest things to ever happen to mankind...and that's not me talking IT'S SCIENCE!!!!!

[Whatkariniswatching]

@Whatkariniswatching JUST KIDDING, she's in the hospital with Hepatitis C

[vintagous]

these are so fucking amazing! MORE!

[TheTvpatrol]

OMG - hilarious.

[J20M07]

Hilarious, he captures Hollywood pretentiousness and narcissism with such accuracy! And he actually looks like her too!

[CitizenGatsby]

"Just kidding! She's not here. She's in the hospital with Hepatitis C."

I cackled! LOL

[TheGeorgeBoleyn]

birthdees

[SleepWhenIamDead]

...hep C...omg that is too funny....

[maisfeliz]

i started laughing at "birthdese" and missed the rest of the video.

[dreadlockandload]

YOURE KILLING ME!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[lomoleolomo]

looooove the stand-up comedy bit!!!

[Roman888]

"Shoray AW-GAW-DAW-SHA-LOOOO"

[rmbrown89]

"Ironic art smock" ROFLcopter alert.

[archaipersonae]

Natasha Lyonne who?

Just kididng, she's not here, she's in the hospital with hepatitis C.

- that was mean, lol.

[Joeinlosangeles]

Two things: 1) This is hilarious 2) This is actually a really good impression of CS

[merrari]

Stupendously fah-knee.

[truthsearching1]

omg chloe, you must reenact your golden globes acceptance speech, "i can't believe he just ripped my dress", luvs!!

[badpappy]

Pure genius!

[NIGELNOTRENDS]

Imitation pants by Cacharel......bwa hahahaha

[gato2uk]

love Chloe - i watch them again and again. and laugh each time.

[gingerbreadcorpses]

When I found out that Shohreh Agadashloo was a real person after watching this I LOL'd.

[pabfab85]

@gingerbreadcorpses haha totally. she was in like the exorcism of emily rose and one of the x men movies...haha...i love these videos.

[alanokpechi]

love all the fisherspooner songs in all yer vids GOOD TASTE

[geokohl]

Chloe Sevigny:Aliens - It recently came to my attenshoon that it requires a higher sense of intelligence to pilot a UFO, as well as a smart one piece, chintz flightsuit by Comme De Garcons 1983 fall collectshoon.

[Yennerf]

I love Chole Sevigny but this is still brilliant!

[IXAsudemXI]

haha. I love the wrist hat

[iammirandamonster]

imitation pants! please please please make more of these.

[giantpluto]

I love birthdese. 

[pechmar]

I love this guy sooo much!

[scherrrb23]

"just kidding, she's not here. she's in the hospital with hepatitus c! is this thing onnnn?"

[minustheseatbelt]

lol. tweet.

[DrewDroege]

Hello everyone! THANK YOU for all the Chloe love - we have a NEW vid on babelgum.com -check it out - Chloe: Comedy!!

[friendlier]

Higher and higher!

[i9toohappy]

SHE DOES HAVE HEPATITIS! forgot about her

[ekiaz]

i can't tell if i think these are funny, but i can't stop watching them. I also don't get the references, but it's pretty fascinating. lol imitation pants.

[RBJII]

OMG, a high-heeled purse by Lil' Tic Tac. I die!

[keithlandis]

More!!! More!!! More!!! I love Birthdee's

[glenndkessler]

Please more Chloe. Do you perform at all in LA??

[evanandrewD20]

I met him at a bar tonight and became friends with him. he's fucking amazing!!!!

[crimeinchoir]

"a champagne brunch with anne rice, shohreh aghdashloo, and tweet."

i'm pretty much in tears.

[rushhourlights33]

please keep these going. they are so funny!!!

[danielkool]

and a high heeled purse!! DYING

[bowley12785]

imitation pants. haha.

[TheDistrictSleeps]

Shoré Agadajolou?? :D Who the hell? :D

Balenciaga Le Dix by Nicholas Ghesquur? :p

[hauteboy69]

@TheDistrictSleeps Shoreh Aghdashloo actress.

[bradpittzer]

Funniest video loveeee it

[factsforwhatever]

you people are brilliant.

[factsforwhatever]

knock knock

[annalisah69]

i love this, i cant stop watching

[dollyandcash]

Sheer brilliance! I can't take it!

[pizzapingvin]

haha genius

[vanessacutie23]

spread the word on miss chloe...too funny for words... spot on spot on

[greeneggsandzam]

Schcuppernong Aoli!

[tyrant510]

fantastic.

[vandalist]

More please, too awesomest.

[maximillianfilms]

Imitation Pants! High-Heeled Purse! Permission to never talk to Jeanne Trippelhorn! LOL

[blahmikelblah]

moooooreeeee

[blahmikelblah]

Fantastic!

[nerdspringbreak]

Drew is a genius!

[bbats1]

love it!

[IFeelHappy]

Tweet the singer? how random

[maximillianfilms]

@IFeelHappy bahahaha! thats what makes it so great

[Genshari]

LOL

[pontoni]

OMG!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FUNNY!!!!

I want more!!!!!! :)

hahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahah­aah!!!!

[Figgygirl88]

The name of the song is called Emerge by Fisherspooner

[rapewitharake]

you forgot the weird lip thing she does lol

[alex7phoenix]

tag the song please too, or someone else tell me

[daveed1977]

@alex7phoenix

this is a song from Fisherspooner's first album....can't remember which song tho, but the whole album is wicked!

[puppieslikecake]

birth-dy:)!!!

[MommieDawn]

LOVE the knock knock joke!!

[hummpy]

Fantastical!!!!

[madbad01]

WTF...

[ethanpschwartz]

I wish I could get permission to never speak to Jeanne Triplehorn ever again.

[Adarable]

I heart Drew.

[enzedbrit]

Chole?

[jcpobrien]

I love your imitation pants

[noextrai]

chloe needs a fist fucked girlscout shot