Dane cook: Car Alarm

[MrJoecool6906]

-Agrees with chloe- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you're right... It doesn't!

[cznmbgames]

LOL

[chloegummybear]

This NEVER gets old! HAHAHA

[chloegummybear]

Hahahahahhahahahahahha xD

[littlejjmentality]

This is the shit.

[immabehere101]

LOL I SING THAT EVERYWHERE

[B00KL0VR]

im going to have my car's alarm sound like this

[extremenhlfan10]

Heeeeelllllloooooi I'm a caaaaaarrrrrrr!!!

[MySTICHES]

Cant stop laffing!!! BWAHAHA!!!!!!

[NatJae101]

hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeellllllllll­lllllllooooooooooooo lesssssssst go riiiiiide

[NatJae101]

hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeellllllllll­lllllllooooooooooooo lesssssssst go riiiiiide

[DarkMiLady]

jajajajjajaja cant stop!! jajajajajajjaja

[XXXkawaiiXXX3]

When he said 'Radio Knobs' it sounded like 'Rade-Yo Knobs'!! Hahaha!

Dane Cook is BEAST!!!

[WolfSephiroth]

im modding the car alarm in l4d as this thx for uploading! :D

[Welcome01213]

fakin hilarious

[lucylovestodance]

radjo knobs.

[Bizzylizzy9000]

that dane cook is a sneaky bitch lmao

[MidniteMassacare]

OIL IS MY BLOOD! XDDD

[jigglysinger]

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch! ;3

[queen10993]

oil is my blood!

[U2SaxFan]

roflmfao This is my favorite joke/part of Retaliation (the CD that this is on). Ever since I heard this, I sing this to myself whenever I hear a car alarm go off.

[muskieify]

lol

[Buttcrack2012]

Holy shit, I thought dane cook sucked before, but this is just rediculous.

[XxIris94xX]

I randomly "sing" this part of the skit in the middle of class, people laugh so hard. I love Dane Cook

[geterade05]

@RandomFilmMakers just let other people think what they want :L

[vampiregirl777nl]

its so funny how dane cook lispd in some of his shows. hellooooooo! imma caaaaaaaaarrr!

[mxmulisha]

I liked dane cook until i saw this

[frogyork99]

I love this trunk space

[jabe7618]

he is so funnnnnny. "oil is my blood"

[forest1997]

thats how they are..

[981star]

Lol every time I hear that I laught LOL what is wrong with me?

[crapinthecatbox22]

OMFG! LMAOROFL

[SimpleySarra]

i am so getting this as my car alarm! haha someone mess with my car

[Isaac200000]

the next time when my family and i go to the market and someones car alarm sets off, i'm going on top of the car and yell "HellooooooooooooooOOOH, im a caaaaaaAaaaaaAAAAH!

[rejeinaanbrandon]

i love this vid my friend ian got me glued to it hellllllooooooooooo lets gooooooooooooo for a ride lolz

[sammyjoe147]

back seat.... trunk space....

hellooooooo,

lets go for a riiiiiide,

♥

[Buddaliciousness]

omg; cars do sound just like that.!! DANE COOK IS PURE GOLD.!!

[ToboeLuver15]

AWSOME!!!!!!!!! funnie funnie

[BloodyFlesh626]

Lol A talking singing car. I want one!

[verrath]

GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN BACK SEAT TRUCK SPACE HELLO LETS GO FOR A RIDE OIL IS MY BLOOD SEAT BELTS OLI IS MY BLOOD!!!!!!!!! xD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD

[Flamingdeathfist666]

No accually alone it will only show ur crushes name if ur on her/his FUCKING COMP!!!

You will see the name followed by "is logging off"

The only thing f6 does is shut down ur comp or close the program ur in...

[Emmypunk]

comp????????? no 1 says that

[Flamingdeathfist666]

@Emmypunk I was typing on a fuckin iphone, i abbreviate shit to make it easier, get used to it.....

[Emmypunk]

@Flamingdeathfist666 right..........

[shezawesome15]

Seat belts!!! He sounds gay

[ABentley89]

OIL IS MY BLOOD

[Tonyg012]

Not his best joke I must say...

[Fischmen9000]

lame and i really mean LAME

[Pinkie666girl]

XD PERFECT THAT IS AMAZING

[bereskwolf]

wth this starts halfway into the vid

[alapso]

its the best part of the vid. and if you want the whole vid next time look to see how long the video is

[italiono252]

helloooo ima car gasoline trunk space helllo lets go for a ride oil is my blood radio nobs

[shawtybcute]

my math teacher just burst out saying this in the middle of class.

It was SOO funny:)

[justinfan2]

@shawtybcute your math teacher is a fucking god xD

[Darknight275]

omg that was to funny i like wen he makes "s" to "th"

[chanelrose98]

I wish my car did that

[IceCreamCrazedKitten]

Dane Cook is a fucking GOD!!!

[Hlundqvist1]

I totaly love this funny video!

[Whoisdinkis]

lmfao this is so funny...I love Dane Cook

[seanspencer86]

wtf

[RadtasticFreaks]

thats probably cuz ur to stupid to understand it \/

[viper19861986]

the first thing from dane cook that i thought was retarded.

I didnt even get any bit of it..?

[purplegill10]

ya gotta see the whole skit to get it

[SuperDCFanNat]

*dies* THIS IS TOO FUNNY XD]

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

IM A CCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

[MisssssTrisha]

lmfao.

ahahaha.

i love it

[TheSkater4Life199]

lololololololololololloololllo­ool.llooolllooollloollllooolll­loooolllooollooolllooo,lloooll­llooollolooll

[MrManone1]

hhahahahaha good animation

[veggieishgood]

lol I fucking love this man hahaha

[khloeathea]

hello im a car

i will kill u

[XtraNormalVideos888]

hellooooooo,

i'm a caaarrrr,

gasoline makes me run,

back seat.... trunk space....

hellooooooo,

lets go for a riiiiiide,

oil is my blood,

seat belts..... radio knobs....

XD XD XD

[xXCloudRoxXx]

O.o...... hellloooooo? ima caaaarrrrrr.... O-I-L is my blood back seats.......trunk space......

[3SHORTBUS3]

hahha awesome job his mouth totally looks like he's saying the words :D

[omgitskristi212]

OMFG! i remember my cousin telling me about this like when i was eight and i thought it was so funny...ever since ive been looking for it im 13 now

[ragnorokh]

hellooooooooooo???? xD

[0KidBlood0]

back seat......trunk space

XD

[iDigimon]

LOL

"oil is my blood!" my fave part ;)

[magictacomangapirate]

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch... XD

[ZoopProductions]

my friend showed me this and regreted it

[BeHappyBreyer]

hi bestis buddy and yes i do regret it

[sksyes5]

that dane cook is a silly bitch. :)

[ben10Topgear]

lol

[MzInfam0us]

lmfao

[ZoopProductions]

thats the bestest vid like ever my friend tells me 2 shutup cuz i say it alot =D

[nevarezromero]

hellooooooo,

i'm a caaarrrr,

gasoline makes me run,

back seat.... trunk space....

hellooooooo,

lets go for a riiiiiide,

oil is my blood,

seat belts..... radio knobs....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MrsJonasBrothersx3]

AHAHAHA

[alexkool69]

my impression of the new Transformers movie lmao

[loveemoguyslol]

LLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! o_o thats my ring tone x'D!

[cccslhhp]

Mine too!

[winniepoohx42]

What made him want to make this

[momoandsantaclause]

TRUNK SPACE

[clariny90]

the car looks so cute!! ^__^

[Hopper97]

0.0

[MrLipLiPWNS]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[Firebreather01]

baaaack seat, truuuuuunk space

[hazelgirl22]

dude...if u dont like dane cook dont watch the fucking videos ok, dont click the video and b like, haha ima b a dick and lev a bad comment just because i can, thats rele annoying, stfu and dont say a word if u dont like him...

[omegacrash]

people have a right to voice their opinion. its the internet, there are no limitations on freedom of speech. bitch lolz

[hazelgirl22]

im not saying he culdnt, of course he can, he alrdy did, but he shuldnt, its just another way of showing the public ur a dick for coming onto a video u alrdy no is bad and commenting bad on it, just lev it b.

[omegacrash]

its not a matter of "shuld" or "shuldnt" its a matter of did or did not. learn2live&spell kthnxbai

[hazelgirl22]

its called txting, u no, u shorten stuff,

L2TXT ploz dumbass ;o

[omegacrash]

its called laziness learn2live tramp

[hazelgirl22]

u call it laziness, i call it common sense,

L2NOT b an asshole and mayb u wont hav to pick a fight with everyone u see :) rawr so fiesty, u rele shuld gets the anger issues worked out ^_^

[mickyshaun]

you suck, watch my dick in your face

[username6a]

There's no reason why i can't watch both lol :D In my opinion both Jerry and Dane are great comedians.

[pookaoka]

BITCH

[xjessi69x]

hahahahaahahahahh lollololl

[username6a]

comedy is a matter of opinion my dear friend. different people find different things amusing and this video is for the people that find it amusing.

[RandomFilmMakers]

I'm just wondering how you can find this amusing. It's just some guy shouting about a car's main components...

[username6a]

have you seen or heard the entire act before? this is only a small part of it.

[myfriendsam1]

no i havent

[nudge232234]

this isnt just SOME GUY its DANE COOK!!!

AND its just how he says them that makes it "amusing"

[grmnrubia]

You have to see the skit to get it; look it up and watch it. hilarious.

[SpittleKid]

because its soooooooo true!!!

[Perceus995]

@RandomFilmMakers DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO DANE COOK IS!?

[YoungestChild]

yessie :3 XD

[MetalDevil123]

@username6a That's right this is awesome, and not everyone can have a good taste. :-) (joke)

[LuvMyDog95]

radio knooooooobbs!!!

[catsrock7707]

lol, every time my sister says "car" i say that and it gets on her nerves its SOOOO funny how mad she gets

[Tellytwang]

i want my car to say that!

[AMIandSAKIchan]

lol! I say that joke every time i hear a car alarm! ^_^

[hottie4naruto]

i really love his jokes

[jenandgurdy]

Helloooooo! I'm a caaaaaaar!

GAS-O-LINE MAKES ME RUN!

Back Seeeeaaat! Truuunk Spaaaace!

Helloooooo! Let's go for a riiiiiide!

OIL-IS-MY-BLOOD!

Seat belllllts! Radio knooobs!

dis is just soooooo funnie shuff!!!

[Keeby12]

Annoying Truth: Ooooo! Ooooo! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! NEEEENAH! NEEEEEAH! Funny Sh*t Translation: Helloooooo! I'm a caaaaaaar! GAS-O-LINE MAKES ME RUN! Back Seeeeaaat! Truuunk Spaaaace! Helloooooo! Let's go for a riiiiiide! OIL-IS-MY-BLOOD! Seat belllllts! Radio knooobs! I want my car to say that! Scream it Herbie! Scream it!

[RockerGirl585]

hahahahaha that dane cook is a silly bitch....

[goochmann2228]

i love this fucking video i watch it every day

[ThatDangHobbit]

Hahahaha, that Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

[Kiertra]

He's right he is a silly betch :D

[GraceENic27]

Helooooooo? Im a caaaaaaar!!

Gas O line makes me run!

Baaaack seaaaaat! Truuuuunk spaaaace!

Hellooooo? Lets go for a riiiiiide!

Oil is my blood!

Seaaaaaaat beeeeeeelt! Raaaaadio knooooobs!

haha! that dane guy is a silly bitch!

[gfmdlidgbdf]

dude is that the car alarm

[banloo29]

yup

[shippoiscoolbitches]

dane cook is crazily funny

[Camionna]

haha

[merrickkkk]

hahaha roflmao

[username6a]

DUDE YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS! Seriously. Don't you have better things to do than spam youtube with your crap? Go die in a fire.

Trolls trolling trolls on a troller coaster.

[DannyRapture777]

DUDE THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR VIDEO!

and by the way , all those views you have are fake

and i've told all my 1,600 contacts about how you raise your views just for looks. It's YOUTUBE. Its funny how seriously you take yourself

And you sound like a girl in all of your videos. So I suggest that you let your balls drop instead of having your boyfriend constantly shove them back up.

=D

1 star! :D

[username6a]

1. I'm not a serious video maker. I haven't made a video in forever.

2. Credit for this video goes to Dane Cook for his comedy. All I did was make a car speak for it.

3. This video was made in 2007 and my other ones were made even before that.

4. I don't care about views.

5. Who cares how many contacts you have?

[Zaichi13]

I agree w/ you. so many b!tches these dayz. >8c

[Zaichi13]

Dude f^ck off! It's called imagination. So wat if he dosen't have a f^ck load full of comments. If the people dosen't want to put up comments they don't have to. Oki?

[jordantannous]

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[austinmealer]

LOL DANE COOK IS A SILLY BITCH

[animelover987654]

lmao. true that.

[junkie0423]

haha that Dane Cook is a Silly Bitch

[robertluver911]

that waz perfect!

[SammieBhear]

Lmao!

[AoiSakura06661]

this would make an awesome ringtone for a phone. Mostly for people who leave it in their car. Since you cant make it your actual car alarm xD

"dude, your phone thinks it's a car."

it would make a funny topic

[ashesxxashes]

That's my friend's ringtone for when I call!

[DisturblyDisturbed0]

lol, funny ringtone.

[Trishathewolf456]

Lol thats funny.

[ShanaBaby00]

This is just a cavalcade of fun!

[jacobblacksbabe]

i heard a car alarm the other day and i startded singing it and my dad thought i was crazy! :D

[codemann96]

fucking crazy shit

[Spycholovesyou]

i love how he says radio.

roflrofl

[Ohnnabananna]

OMG!! thank you for putting the words!!!!

[username6a]

You're welcome ^^

[WolfPuP69]

lol! that is so funny!

[santispeed82]

The Least I Can Say Is That Dane Cook Is A Hero.. He Is Defenitly The Man..

[Boomayy]

lmfao, I love Dane Cook. He's amazing. :D

[terber426]

OMG

i like can't breathe

that shit is funny:)

[RainbowShock]

PURE LOVE :D

[wWDeidaraWw]

lol x)