Deadpool PSA #10 "Twilight"

[MrMickoda]

tootaly true

i never liked this asshole gay

[kirby123ization]

That dude needs help and my booklet on how to get a girl to suck your cock.

1# get that botch in it

[LoveMyUnusual]

Lmfao this is awesome :D

[DivineRose91]

LMFAO! This video made my day! Not to mention, very informative. =)

[SCOTTpilgrimist12]

I don't think they'd let Nate be Deadpool in a movie or anything but if they gave him a cameo that would be frigging epic.

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

@SCOTTpilgrimist12 agreed!

[EVILTEXAN1980]

@DeadpoolAndFriends it would be kick ass if you and your crew got a cameo in any marvel movie, or even a twilight movie haha it would make twilight worth watching then!!

[thecrazyevilleaf]

Lmaof so true

[daydaviddunn]

wait if nate is dead pool and psylocke is nate's wife.....

so these tactics really do work

[MrPJD18]

the main reason I don't like edward cullen is because he's constantly described to be "perfect!" that doesn't make him a likable character... to quote fullmetal alchemist (a series that's much better then twilight will ever be) "nothings perfect, the worlds not perfect, but its there for us, trying the best it can. that's what makes it so damn beautiful."

[Zrobins7]

song name?



[RedDragonAutobot97]

deadpool: oh my balls.

[Boxghost102]

Deadpool could beat the entire Cullen clan to death with one hand while the other skins the wolf pack and makes a coat out of them.

[ZaneHitsurugi]

oooohhwweeee dat Psyloke

[Rodrighus]

Oooh boy you make Deadpool make fun of Twilight, thank you :)

[UrGonnaLuvMyNutz]

Ahh little Timmy and Johnny... Damn it. That made me laugh so hard!

[triplestar100]

funny as hell...as always! here's an idea I concocted: since it was your wife who did the ladies' voices (and very well acted on her behalf, BTW), if you've ever seen the intro to Marvel vs Capcom 3, when Morrigan accidentally "spiked" DP in the ass, how bout having her play Morrigan (with Syrin's voice cause Morrigan's Scottish too) and DP discussing that particular moment, or MvC3 as a whole. whatcha think?

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

@triplestar100 lol actually Syrin was the one girl in the video she didn't do. i did that one.

[triplestar100]

@DeadpoolAndFriends oh...alright, I see! still, what'cha think of the idea? either her or "rehire" TallestSilver (Harley Quinn) to be everyone's fave horny devil on a future issue of Deadpool & friends!

[BADBOY9COOLGUY]

this rocks

[WolfBloodRei]

You know.. The sad part is that Breaking Fail won't be the last movie... Smeyer wants to continue the story with her pedophile Jacob and childgroomed demon spawn Renesmee....... Way to promote pedophilia, people... -.-;

[Kman20025]

@WolfBloodRei u sound like u hate the series yet how is it that u know the plot ? lol

[biggingeryeti]

@Kman20025 There's a plot to twilight?

[Adamguy2003]

@Kman20025 Lots of people who hate the series know about what little plot it has. For instance, when Nostalgia Critic listed Bella from it as his #1 Dumbass in Distress, he went into a long and quite good/ detailed rant on why he hates her and the series in general (Since it centers around her) so much.

[erttheking]

Even Deadpool, one of the most batshit insane characters ever created can easily see the flaws in twilight.

[myasshole69]

Cmon, are you tellingme, that i have being doing the rigth thing all this years?

So why i was raped on jail?

[kingofkilps]

24 peolpe toke his adivce

[theawesomehuntsman]

If she doesn't know him, why is she in the woods with him?

[stickks9875]

Lady if you just watched this and don't believe he is crazy...then there is no chance In helll that you will live

[erinsteffens]

awww! I was looking forward to that test. :(

[sobored671]

HEY! YOU KILLED THAT ONE DERANGED CHICK FROM THE JUICE BAR I WAS GOING TO ASK OUT SOMEDAY MAYBE

[terrell3478]

funny video you should have a comedy about all ur psas

[expressroute]

Where's the test?

[LoliaBae]

AHHH BITCH MACED ME

[TheRedsledge]

shit was funny. fuck twilight

[Riku2099]

Ohhhh Littlee Timmy and Johny....Damnit!

[mutalord]

poor little timmy and jonny

[DorianMichaelsIII]

I'm probably a moron for asking this, but who is it that Black!Deadpool (with gay Cullen do) is hitting on (the girl in blue with the purple hair)?

[The1Shann]

@DorianMichaelsIII The chick is an X-Men character called Psyloche. I'm not sure if she's in the comics currently or if they kinda pushed her aside.

[Inferi2000]

3:16 i loled endlessly

[Trollaverse]

Whenever I read a deadpool comic i always picture this voice.....

[TheKingskid2010]

Anything that makes fun of those idiotic twitlight movies is great!!!

[seanortiz123]

i'v watched all your videos your the most funniest peson alive

[Andreacheese]

Lol

[poondoonproductions]

Rofl to the a-team part

[frankblack654]

Someone needs to slap-chop the shit out of the whole Twilight cast.

[UzumakiSonic619]

@frankblack654 I can't begin to describe how f'ing epic your comment is.

[dxhardyfanrules]

@frankblack654 i think you mean we need chuck norris

[SuperPainRinnegan]

Deadpool <3 Pscyloke 4ever xD

[SuperPainRinnegan]

This is very good because i hate twilight -.- and DEADPOOL IS AWE-SOME!

[KyanisSunweaver]

"It's gonna be a FAP FEST, all night--YEAH!" lol.

[ThaMeliz]

Friggin' lmao @ 3:47 XD

Awesome vid, by the way. I sort of like Twilight, but I totally prefer Marvel comics. ALL HAIL DEADPOOL! n_n But still, this vid rocks!

[majortmilos]

Bad ass!!!

[alphaotakux]

"MR. T AND THE BAND !!!!!!!

BIG GOLD CHAINS AND MOW-HAWKS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!"

Can I have that in a .mp3 file or something for a ring tone?

Also going to set that up as the noise that windows 7 plays at start up and shutdown

[KUbballer049]

@alphaotakux

ITS MR. T IS THE MAN not and the band :P

[Alycat4848]

Hey Powder was played by Connor from the Boondock Saints so yeah

[Crikenfan923]

I bought a slapchop after this.

[tonycorletto]

funny

[Solqueen86]

Nate,

If Marvel ever gives Deadpool his own Animated series I hope to god you become the voice actor for Deadpool, I mean it I would Stand right Outside of Marvel's front doors Screaming for them to do it!

[batmanfan281]

@Solqueen86 and i'll be there screaming with you

[Solqueen86]

@batmanfan281

thank you!

[RyunSharp]

Twilight is the reason why I hate women! Twilight is also why I think women are evil! Twlight is the reason I want to commit suicide just to get away from the world's incredible stupidity!!

They hate weirdo shy men, but go for weirdo psychopath's that they consider good looking.

[romangeneral14]

he looks like the guy from saw

[CityGirl2699]

I think you thought over 50,000 girls how Edward isn't the guy of their dreams xD

[ProtectOrSlaughter]

I just realized he was singing "Fap fest 09" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[AxelHaseo]

Go Go Deadpool PSAs

[xlrwolf10]

the 22 who didnt like this are teenage girls

[jwnlink1]

if the mayan's could predict doomsday, why the hell counldn't they predict... oh i'm sorry they did, they're warning of the future movies so we can kill ourselves in advance.

[inojyui478]

remember when vampires where scary? you'd run from them 'cause they would leave you as a corpse. And werewolves....you definitely wouldn't want be near one 'cause they would leave you as a mutilated corpse. what happened to those legends?

[Adamguy2003]

@inojyui478 A few recent bits of hope, surprisingly enough from direct- to- video movies:

1. 'Lost Boys: The Thirst' not only has evil, scary vampires, there's a scene in which Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman's character) totally rips apart the whole "Sexy vampire" fad.

2. 'Trick 'r Treat' (Which was supposed to get a theatrical release, and deserved to get one, but got cheated out of it) has a truly awesome scene involving werewolves.

[tornic531]

I have no idea how the HELL twilight became so popular. its nothin but a big joke. case in point... When in the sunlight, vampires will burst into flame and die a very painful and awsome death... NOT TWINKLE LIKE SOME FREAKIN DISCO BALL!!!!

[vistar411]

Ya know what? Twilight shouldn't have been movies...DEADPOOL SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THE MOVIES!!!! ME WANT DEADPOOL MOVIE DAMMIT!

[kateyes28]

at 3:05-3:16 why are the books next to the condoms?lol

[deboshadow]

made the old ball and chain watch. all she did was cry "stupid" at the end. then again, same woman can recite the movies and books verbatim.... thankfully, due to a deal, i am never to be forced to watch any of it without 1 year (365 days) of "favors" for every 10 minutes to watch that horrible literary/theatrical cancer. any failure resets the deal days back to 0.

[LunaticaLocatisLuna]

no, no! don't look away!...keep staring...

[jameshall822]

your wife helped you with this? BEST.WIFE.EVER!

[tiran789]

22 offend twilight lover, idiots

[Dnll55489]

I know who the 22 dislikes are, Twilight fans... -3-

[KevinLuhrs]

every word is true in the PSA

[Bman1393]

What if I'm the bad guy? Like a fox executive or rosie o donell?

lmao

UG FTW

[orosasu]

i am proud to say i am female and fucking hate twilight *takes shotgun and shoots edward in the balls* try and fuck ur pastey white woman now fairy!

[TheMindbreak]

Twilight summarized in precious 4 minutes and 48 seconds xD

you rule.

[WifeyPool]

You make jokes but how many times have you asked me to go see Eclipse with you?

[LeCameraStylo]

So fucking Funny!!!!

"Slap Chop"

[kidrider]

were gonna cuddle or im gonna slap chop the shit out of you..........BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!

[deboshadow]

For Deadpool to call someone nuts is beyond a statement.

[PUNISHERX666]

pretty much explains what the Twilight series is. Stalkers, Starers and a shit load of Backstabbing.

[thehalfdead222]

"its gonn be a fap-fest '09"

[Metro879]

This is hilarious!!! :D

[thestarkiller64]

no no dont look away *keeps staring vacantly*

[MrJack452]

"Now if you excuse me I have a pasty white woman to go fuck in the ass" lol way to funny!

[Gremlincriticftw]

This is possibly the most truthful desciption of that piece of crap book ever... also Mr.T is most definately THE MAN and could kick edward's pastey ass any day of the year.

[NineTalismans]

FINDING EMO

[cbass8779]

Nice

[rikimaru700]

Deadpool has done the world a favor by doing this. I bow to you deadpool. "Oh my balls!"

[critic2o5]

I try to ignore Twilight, sue it's kind of annoying when on Face book this girl you always say's shit about twilight and spams you're homepage with it, and you don't want to remove her or people will find out and think you are shallow and it does not really matter because she will keep sending you requests anyway because she is a giant attention wanting whore...but just ignore it....it will be gone soon.

[tserofmai]

22 people missed the like button

[SentinelGhost]

@tserofmai probably 22 necro beastyality(sp?) crazed bitches waiting for some powder lookin duche with a pantene pro v hair cut to fuck em in the ass

[TheMindbreak]

@tserofmai

probably 22 Twilight fans totally offend-uhd by this video.

xD

[tiran789]

@TheMindbreak but they dont have feelings, deadpool told me

[TheMindbreak]

@tiran789

oh right! xD

[Nanashoku]

As always, Deadpool is a teacher I always hope to have, minus the gun. I agree, Twilight is just plain wrong. If you want Dracula, it should be Hellsing's Alucard. Now that is some crazy mad action vampire who sucks people blood while shooting at innocent people. Edward Cullen...you are the reason they have vampire hunters

[irock445]

AMEN DEADPOOL AMEN...

[RyouuichiKun15]

Yeah screw twilight!

Only chicks should be vampires! And when i say "vampires" i mean Shy-Busty-teenage chich that "sucks" up her boyfriend!

[Qjackful]

@RyouuichiKun15 0__0..... wait a sec, are u talking about that vampire anime manga book?

[RyouuichiKun15]

@Qjackful

\0_o/ Uuum,...Noe.

Ofcourse not!

why would you eben think about such nonsense?

You tink' dat i iz sum' sort' o' Nerdy Anime Geek or whut?!

[Qjackful]

@RyouuichiKun15 T3T....... You read "Vampire Rosaline", don't you?

[RyouuichiKun15]

@Qjackful

lol, No WTF is Vampire Rosaline?!

Don't you mean rosario or something?

[beretninetails]

Dracula = Vampire (Good)

Edward = Emo Stalker (Bad)

[Marvelfan217]

Isn't Psyloke British?

[crazyguy980]

i salute you deadpool

[asmallgoodthing]

Um... didn't deadpool watch siryn when she was sleeping too? just sayin'.

[JoDNakMuay]

WOW! OMFG! THAT SHIT IS SO TRUE! SO ONE OF MY ASSHOLE FEMALE FRIENDS MADE ME WATCH THE 1st HALF OF THAT PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE AND THIS PSA SUMMED UP THE WHOLE THING! Well at least the little bit that I saw. WHY SHOULD A GUY DRESS UP LIKE AN EMO AND STARE LIKE A SEX ADDICT FOR THESE STUPID BITCHES TO FALL IN LOVE WITH?! Doesn't add up.....

[PhoenixTwilight2008]

0.o oh hello no!!! this is funny as hell!!

[Tphras12]

OMG i knew it!!!

[comiclove5]

Twlight is the biggest piece of shit since that Howard the Duck movie.

[Rorker95]

the 22 persons that didnt like this video r obiously 14 years twillight fan girls with daddy issues

[OxXHannibalXxO]

xDDDD Pasty white woman

[galogiha]

forgot to add the sparkly ass bit...

[xThatOneNurdx]

Poor Psylocke xD

Haha

"were gonna cuddle or im gonna slap chop the shit outta you!"

[bISHOPawesome]

i know this sounds weird, but thank god the third twilight movie is already here. it's almost over people! then again, they'll sell the box set and probably re-release it in theaters for the ten year anniversary. NEVER MIND! RUN! THE FOURTH HORSEMEN DRAWS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rraisen]

2:46 i though that deadpool has BALLS OF STEEL

[Fighting4eva779]

Did you know I'm emo..I'm Emo...

No no....don't look away.

[SuperJoshy2009]

what does deadpool say at the start of the bedroom scene?

[HueyFan12]

@SuperJoshy2009 "It's gonna be a fap fest 09, yeah!"

[SuperJoshy2009]

@HueyFan12 cool thanks man

[Sunqueen86]

Slap Chop the Sh!t outta you

Perfect

What kinda store would have Naruto Manga next to the Condoms!?

Like anyone reading it will get laid right after!!!

[daftpunkrulerfan1]

When i was your age, vampires sucked blood, not dick

[SdM45]

Whatever happend to movies like Near Dark, or From Dusk till Dawn, or The Lost Boys, or Fright Night. How did the Zombie genere get a reasurgence in awsomeness and the Vampire genere sink to teeny boper emoshit. Even the Anne Rice Vampires werent this pathetic. Is there any hope?

[duskcrawler]

@SdM45 I agree, dude, what happened to them. I mean, zombies are getting a good name, but vampires, werewolves, and even the Grim Reaper is getting a bad name. I hate it, movies like The Lost Boys kicked ass. RIP awesome horror films! T_T

[angbandsbane]

@SdM45 Yes. New Castlevania in the works, can't be bad...unless they didn't learn anything from "Judgment."

if nothing else, there's always Alucard, Selene and Blade.

[SdM45]

@angbandsbane Well i guess there is some hope after all, its suspossed to be a reboot done by the MGS guys with Robert Carlyle and the main character.

[JGtwinproductions]

funny s***

[KuroOokamiUchihaSage]

LAMP

[kingdemon25]

god i had hoped for deadpool to kill edward

[BoomBoomSticks]

Deadpool kicks twilights ass. As does the A-team.

[nexusryoko]

3:20 timmy and johny hahaha

[Deadpoolmania]

Hahaha, he's pale! But no seriously the whole Twilight thing has to end. It takes away from Deadpool

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

@Deadpoolmania just wait for the 4th movie to come out and the entire planet will have a "WTF?" moment.

[XDIchigoKurosakigx]

@DeadpoolAndFriends oh joy an aborted fetus........wait....didnt they ruin carnage that way in ultimate spiderman???????????????

[Deadpoolmania]

@DeadpoolAndFriends Right!

[xlrwolf10]

@DeadpoolAndFriends oooo how so? dose edward die? plz plz plz say yes

[killaxclassof09]

@DeadpoolAndFriends congrats, breaking dawn part 1 made the planet have a WTF moment. i'm guessing you or your wife read the series huh? if that's the case, then pity you for having to read such a horrible book series

[kateyes28]

"AW MY BALLS!!" lol

[8nWo4Life]

Fuck Twilight.Deadpool Kickass

[Revenchist6]

fucking hate the new youtube.

[NinjaNeko93]

this is funny XDD

[Headsetphobias]

My opinion on Twilight? VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE WHEN HIT BY SUN!!!! Stupid author should know they either burst into flames or start to smoke

[Solarchos]

Mr T's the man! Big gold chains and mohawks for the win!

[Trekkie1450]

"Little Timmy and Johnny! Damnit!"

XD

[venospid]

lol, "no war machine role for me"

[doomdood183]

get outta here you spamin', twilight lovin bitch!

[DjCrowSurround]

This is F-peeping- crazy!I laught to dead by that when she kicked him in balls.

[KHPandaZ]

first one i watched and i was hooked and this is still my favourite of all of them XD

[TimeTravelerJessica]

"When in doubt, always go for the mentally disturbed ones with daddy issues." You just described Bella and Edward's entire relationship!

[Chrisorr]

okay this one was stupid AND creepy

[Trekkie1450]

This is AWESOME.

[red81suit]

DUDE you are awesome

[RemusLupo]

One line I cant ignore...Edward goes all sparkly and says something like dont you hate me im a monster.......DUDE girls love sparkly shit ur not driving her away

[ellnats]

i get the whole Chris Brown thing but not the Sham Wow Guy

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

he got arrested for Choking and slapping a prostitute. And within a week a product was released the he was pitching called the Slap-Chop.

[NinjaNeko93]

@DeadpoolAndFriends LOL!!!!!

[kittyluffsmcrxx]

@DeadpoolAndFriends I knew there was something wrong with that guy...

[freesleepy]

@ellnats ytt 665i

[MaeColdFire]

u are sooooooooooo dead on!!

[KOAHUNT3R]

I don't understand how the twilight shit got so popular. As much as I understand it it's about some chick who digs nacrophelia (spelt that wrong... I think) and some guy who enjoys being a stalker and child molester. Last time I checked that's not romance... those are reasons on why someone would be thrown in jail. Thank you Deadpool, you will save humanity through your rightous power of knowing what is good and bad for human society... oh and Twilight ruined 09 comic con.

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

my wife did.

[Hansthewolf]

now i have to go show this to my gf. wish me luck

and fuck shit this was most hilarious shit in the world.

you should campain anti twilight.

[DeadpoolAndFriends]

Dude! If it's not too late, record her watching it.

[zoneshatterer19]

hey deadpool send eddy boy here a box of aids or i will.

[DeadPool186]

Little Timmy and Johnny!

[Soturo]

hahahahahaaha!!!!!!OH my gods why! That was hilarious!

[cheekyweebru]

If awesome cant cut it Deadpool definitely can

[Juggernaut3567]

I agree with what deadpool says at the begining. I heard that women end up being dumped because of twilight.

[Waffles468]

I've heard stories of women dumping their boyfriends because they weren't like edward too.