John Cooper Clarke-Melody Maker Interview-March 1982

[flanntastic7]

My very being shudders at the crass insensibility of this gum chewing, onanistic, public school uneducated, salad dodger, and his crass and impolite attitude to a wonderful man. a witty, polite and gentle man who happens to be a brilliant poet and now the coolest sexigenerian in the land.

[curiosofsigns]

@flanntastic7 Amen brother! Couldn't agree more.

[LukeAlphonse14]

I cannot stress the amount of respect I have for JCC for maintaining decorum whilst that cunt insolently slaps his lips throughout the whole interview.

[tuskedbeast]

Great comments here, keep it coming, limeys.

[TheBrautigans]

This interviewer is such a tool, I can actually fucking HEAR him chewing that gum, the pretentious twat.

[WELLBRAN]

@TheBrautigans I agree with you on that

[boredvesuvian]

you get a chance to meet cooper clarke, and this pie eater acts all aloof and a nark; one hopes this fat burke is locked in the dark.

[youtrojaxtube]

that twat with his fucking chewing gum! sloping his lips! what a nerd!

[themec]

Interviewer is embarrassing. Trying to look cool by self-consciously chewing like a middle-class prat. The type that took over under new labour. No character. Worse than any Tory square. At least you know where you are with them! As JCC might say, 'TWAT'.

[aliofly]

@themec he looks like an idiot chewing away

[byeckfella]

@aliofly Correcto! You get the opportunity to interview JCC and you act like some sort of aloof twat.What a waste.........

[acwynd622]

they bove dont give a shit :P there fukin legends:P

[nastynigel]

Yes, Patrick Humphries...JCC is brilliant ...Humphries has written some ghastly stuff..and is a self important tool

[dermot51]

@nastynigel yeah he seems to be an arrogant humourless cunt then again he was perfect for Monotony Maker the poor mans NME

[nastynigel]

patrick humphries is a complete twat...

[WELLBRAN]

Yuo mean the interview guy? yes he is a twat!