Things COLLEGE students NEVER say

[hannahmaria21]

I dont know about you, but i miss the freedom of being at home.

[025Briana]

The only reason i like this was because of "have a good weekend" hahahahaaha

[turds732]

i reallly wish my parents called me more lmao dont worry il pay for you hahahaha

[LittlePatrician]

I especially loved, "Did tuition go down this semester?" Only in our wildest dreams, my friend.

[AerialRush]

These really are things we never say lol

[THEillusionOFitALL]

"Who is this Mary Jane?" LMAO

[deederflye]

right on target bro, hahaha

[FacebookMeOnMyspace]

"have a good weekend" made me look around and think "who the fuck just said that"

[HMWFTW]

fucking perfect. 

[Swagg409]

"I love it when my professor speaks in mono tone"........EVERYONE HATES THAT !

[tarverDelight]

i LOVE THIS

[fooboo113]

0:49 omg.......thanks

[48073419900127]

you're cute...remind me of jason segel

[brittdvn230]

dude the end kinda scared me...!!! that whisper is not cool

[machkando]

So funny! Btw you look like my ex so weird

[BobLeeSwagger20]

Spot on.

[TheSunshine20021]

every thing you said was so true

[doctormctok]

wwu, yes?

[doctormctok]

@doctormctok lol jk just read the tags. go wwu!

[Mewzacht]

Yeah I just love OCHEM in the morning!

*Pukes*

[systemofadina89]

who is this mary jane?

[kuhntpunt]

"I sure hope SOPA passes." lolol

[royilwulf]

i hope sopa passes!!!! best line

[marina1991x]

Who is this mary jane?-JUST died

[eldoritoman]

One thing you'll never hear a college student say:

"Now that I'm done with my homework, it's time to watch the O'Reilly Factor!"

[callmelivy]

All of these are just perfect, haha. 

[M3talThrash1ngMad]

YES!! this is on point!!

[rcl7790]

LOL SOPA!

[jnyerere]

I agreed with everything in this video except for "don't worry, I'll pay for you." at least on my campus, I know a lot of financially-generous people who I know whenever I hang out with them, I never have to worry about paying. but the video was great overall.

[letolovergirl93]

@jnyerere Where do you go to school??? Oz???

[jnyerere]

@letolovergirl93 I go to Bowie State University, a small school outside of Washington DC. And no, more of the students who go here are not privileged.

[RhondaL0VE]

watch my video SHIT BROKE GIRLS SAY

[loverainbowsmiles]

"I sure hope SOPA gets passed" LOL

[harddivej]

lmao

[sounansha]

"Wow, my room is HUGE!" ...takes me back to freshman year ahaha.

[KarlUW2014]

This inspired some kids to make Shit UW Students Don't Say :)

[westcoastskits]

@KarlUW2014 where can I see it? thats sweet!

[KarlUW2014]

@westcoastskits just search for it on youtube, Shit UW Students Don't Say :D

[SonicDriver24]

@westcoastskits Its called Youtube.

[Smurfy1211]

"I can't wait to buy textbooks" ahahha Going into week four and I still don't have all of mine...

[lordblazer]

@Smurfy1211

I use ILL to get my textbooks man.... I learned to do this a lonnnggg time ago.

[RobinGoodfellowShow]

Good on ya Chris. Glad to see you're still working your funny bone.

[MrBonesMC]

Thumbs up if @NowThatsCollege sent you here!

[actingforfun1]

I love your videos!

[westcoastskits]

@actingforfun1 thanks!

[kellymtl]

hahahaha ''who is this maryjane?''

[Deathclaw12]

Western is awesome!

[lightsandmusik]

creepy creepy last few seconds with headphones on.....

[jljerzyk]

Yay for Western! Everything in here is so true

[wwu2012]

It's all so true! Love it! And I love that it was filmed by WWU students in Mathes! :)

[woodstacker13]

Who is this... Mary Jane?

[bellaboo785]

This made my life.

[melpeckman]

This is so true :)

[LittleJ102]

bahaha, best ever!

[DioIsTheBest]

Vert nicely done :D

[ItsMattHoff]

this is so great

[stephenwalls1]

"Have you seen my Barbie doll collection"?

[choochinkaddywompus]

that was pretty funny

[WhiteNinja005]

"8am classes?... YES!" I lol'd.

[loganmyers2011]

best part of this video.. John Hays in a towel.