Jimmy Carr Most Offensive Jokes

[dpostuk]

7 people are jewish lolz

[BACasey81]

5 fuckknuckles disliked this video!

[BOGnz]

jimmy carr is more offended by the crowds reaction than the crowd is by the jokes



[couthyband]

when they burned the danish embassy in dammam, jordan,... they started at the first floor and worked their way up....true

[MrRazorz]

The irony is, if you're a fan of Jimmy Carr, it should be next to impossible to offend you.

[TheBeautyGeek1]

sattire.

[jossjoss40]

6 million jews. 12 million human lives overall. Get it right.

[salazarmark]

@jossjoss40 All your comments are either anti-semitic or racist. He's only referring to the folks systematically targeted by the Nazis. Stupid cunt.

[jossjoss40]

@salazarmark wat? "One of Hitler's ambitions at the start of the war was to exterminate, expel, or enslave most or all Slavs from their native lands so as to make living space for German settlers."

Between 1939 and 1941, 80,000 to 100,000 mentally ill adults in institutions were killed; 5,000 children in institutions; and 1,000 Jews in institutions.

How am I racist?!I was pointing out that people often keep forgetting about the OTHER people that nazis killed.Human lives are equal.They count too!

[homiezrgr8]

Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a jew Harry got out of the chamber the jew did't.

[jamvaldez226]

@homiezrgr8 thats so fucked up, but funny

[ns88ster]

There's no business like $hoah business...



($hoah is the yiddish word for holocaust for you goys)

[BeowulfVids]

Uh, 13 million were killed in the Holocaust.

[bucari]

6:48

[buffaloface1]

how do you get 10 babies in your car boot. with a blender.

How do you get 10 babies out of your car's boot. with doritos

[givememyleg]

@buffaloface1 wtf is a car boot?

[1JPCustom]

@givememyleg Its what we call a trunk

[wrexhamfly]

i watched this funny as

[dpsdan4]

That hitler joke would have been waaay worse if he said they didn't hurt any people......

[BlueThunderFlik]

@dpsdan4 Then it wouldn't have been a joke.

[Kookas]

I'm thinking Jimmy Carr would fit right in with /b/.

[kambous]

@Kookas Dude, rule one of the internet!

[WrexhamCrewLaa]

i got a bad one whats the fastest thing in the world.....

an african with a dinner ticket

[Destroythemasses6789]

omg the tits at 6:48

[Slashbag69]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair...

[LoxiDays33]

@Slashbag69 LOL

[Slashbag69]

How do you stop a baby from choking?

Take your dick out of it's mouth.

[YellowStrapOn]

3:17 won it for me.

[disciple419]

we dodged a bullet. 

[oasis4ever92]

the abortion ones sealed it! should have leftt hem till last

[minikola95]

Like if u like 6:48 - FTW!

[MBGamingLegends]

if you make a joke about christianity no one gives a shit but when you insult fucking muslims they fly into fucking buildings

[TheHeiligeJ]

@MBGamingLegends What about the Ku Klux Klan?

[RSJoels]

LMAO im still laughing after it ended!!

[livvindhadream]

wow this was really funny please make more!!!!!!

[TrickShottingClans]

hahaha!! wow this was really funny please make more!!!

[Smarsa90]

the good thing about Alzheimer's is that you get to meet new people everyday. lmfao

[TheGudguys]

Joke about the holocaust and people start clapping wtf is going on lol quite funny though

[MidSummer83]

Ouch! :D

[lp3t3l]

they say saftey is better in numbers...yeah well try telling that to 6 million jews XD PMSL

[jullemanden]

So as a non Native English speaker... i don't get the "made of coat hangers"... help a falla out

[shadowVX]

@jullemanden Coat hanger = Home made abortion

[qwertishly]

@jullemanden Abortion method: stick coat hanger wire in and... remove the little bugger

[watcher9999999999999]

lol the girl at 6:48 - she's not in her dress!

[SAYEEEF]

Whats the Paul Potts and Hitler joke about?

[WillBraden]

@SAYEEEF "Paul Potts"? Really? What are they teaching kids these days?

[rabbitkillrun]

@WillBraden "Politically correct" nonsense

[WillBraden]

@rabbitkillrun I don't see how politically correct nonsense would prevent a kid from learning about Pol Pot.

[dunderklumpen13]

@WillBraden that ''kid'' is 30 years old atleast it sais so on his discription.

[WillBraden]

@dunderklumpen13 Well then, it's even sadder that he has no idea who Pol Pot is.

[TheYoo2b]

@WillBraden I remember seeing a video on youtube where another comedian mentioned pol pot. There were at least 3 people quoting the line in the comments section, but putting Paul Potts instead of Pol Pot. It seems to be quite a common mistake.

[2287nemo]

@SAYEEEF Pol Pot: leader of the communist movement khmer Rouge, former prime minister of Cambodia. During his reign he was responsible for the deaths of an estimated 1.7-2.5 million cambodians.

[The246813]

@SAYEEEF It's Pol Pot, not Paul Potts. One was a Cambodian leader and mass murderer, the other is an opera singer...

[QofLife69]

@SAYEEEF hes not talking about paul potts, hes talking about pol pot a real asshole. look him up

[catalyst8]

@SAYEEEF As explained in the video 'Hitler & Pol Pot, two of history's biggest cunts.' In 1975 Pol Pot lead a revolution in Cambodia which took the whole country back to mediaeval times. So no medicine, no electricity or motors, not even steam power. First all the teachers & intellectuals were rounded up & murdered (this included anyone who wore glasses), then the killing spread throughout the country to any group of people Pol Pot decided. He finally died in 1998.

That's who Pol Pot was.

[SAYEEEF]

@catalyst8 Cheers man

[ImNotAStarWarsFanboy]

lol never high five a rabbi. good life lesson.

[deadmanavir]

@ImNotAStarWarsFanboy i don't get it ... why can't you ?!? Because of the hilter salute ?

[ejazzjeff]

1st comment

[SmellyStingFace]

@ejazzjeff What a useful one too.