The Matrix Reloaded in 5 seconds

[xSumonax]

I demand my 15 second refund.

[igamer247]

wasnt quite 5 seconds but still funny

[dooovde]

The minute, nay second the "program" entered into Zion is where I lost interest.

[jujitsu415911]

what was the song at the end

masa too maya

[SuperXero89]

I don't know about the five seconds part, but this certainly sums up the Matrix sequels.

[TheAccidentalMonk]

How about this...

Architect: "Hello Neo, nice to see you back for these must-see sequels."

Neo: "Bullshit"

Architect: "OK, you got me. They're totally unnecessary add-ons to the original, but whoring Hollywood moguls just had to cash in on the popularity it generated, subsequent quality be damned."

[xmamiiciitax]

AWESOMMMME

[belchface]

that was no where near 5 seconds...

[supramanz]

KFC invented the universe, how lame.

[tobiaskitty562]

What's the song at the end?

[moonkick360]

@tobiaskitty562 Navras by Juno reactor

[Reindelino]

i like the part when the architect does eyeroll and the matrix theme comes up :D

[Leonardo06041991]

it was 20 seconds

NOT 5 seconds

fail

[TheSacredFox]

@Leonardo06041991 Not being 5 seconds is part of the fad

[MBaxtonM]

I've often wondered why so many people say this movie sucked. This must be what most people actually saw when they watched the movie. Good job.

[mymarkis666]

@MBaxtonM I think they just like the first one so much that the sequel was bound to disappoint them.

[MBaxtonM]

@mymarkis666 Possibly. I think people are just dumb.

[Uniltaron137]

BULLSHIT xD

[HanksAndJeans]

this ones really good.

[AdamWeith]

The "Precisely" in the end made this video hilarious. =D

[cain2335]

watch the sass...captain sassypants

[Necromania92]

loved it

[globogs]

bullshit would have been enough

[GLASSB182]

YOU ARE THE KFC GUY!!!

[TheGloriousLion]

BULLSHIT

[BoiledBlackMilk]

0:32 "VASATONA-SONO-MAYO!"

[CarnifaxMachine]

That wasn't 5 seconds.

[cephalopodevideos]

"the matrix reloaded in 5 seconds" in 38 seconds!

[Kangur08]

@cephalopodevideos The actual movie clip is 0:18 - 0:34

[cephalopodevideos]

@Kangur08 well, lets do math, is that 5 seconds long?

[Kangur08]

@cephalopodevideos Doesn't have to be. It's supposed to be funny and it is.

[Cooil1]

Bullshit, its 15 seconds!

[vol009S]

How bout this?

Architect: "Hello Neo. I am the Architect. I created the Matrix."

Neo: "Bull***t"

Architect: "Precisely"

[TheSenator007]

@vol009S Or even shorter (thus closer to 5 seconds):

Neo: "Bull***t"

[Ikarosus]

@vol009S The joke would kinda lost its point.

[TheDarkFrontier]

Haha!

What about just

"I am the architect"

"Bullshit"

:L

[Cavalier753]

Bullshit!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Precisely.

[Gandydast]

0:31 shit

[ytpmamaluweegee]

0:25 My Brain Hurts!!!

[Saytahne666]

HAHAHA!

[FireStarInfinity]

pretty much

[iluvtrolling]

logic is awesum

[theocean1973]

Bullshit.

*BULLSHIT!!!*

[Karami]

In five seconds it should be MR. ANDERSON followed by BULLSH*T

[basesurge]

@Karami

Precisely correct.



[marklyne1234]

National treasure 2 in 5 seconds!!

youtube.com/watch?v=9W9by6eAwz­c

VERY FUNNY! (:

[Fieldsl3]

37 people took the BLUE pill........

[Zornprinz]

@Fieldsl3 u could stfu

I did not thought anyone could make Matrix 2 worse, but this vid is..

[kyaraborg]

@Fieldsl3 now they are 61 now

[BeastlyPio14]

@kyaraborg actually 62

[kyaraborg]

@BeastlyPio14 *OMG face* 

[Chaossangel]

@Fieldsl3 I have to say, probably the best of that class of comments I've seen. I may actually consider voting up your comment...

[gonavygonavy]

@Fieldsl3

Blue pills are for winners.

[vxcv2]

@Fieldsl3 And got a boner

[HooligansHelper]

@Fieldsl3 I took both! Its quite the trip. Just don't mix them.

[Nattacus]

@SwissClochard Have a sweety

[CalisoMoon]

haha I actuallyliked this one, I was laughing the entire time as opposed to some of the other "5 second vids" that people do.

[foxygrandpa991]

@CalisoMoon if you laughed at this you have an odd sense of humor

[Seryosin]

@foxygrandpa991 xD

[natmanprime]

@foxygrandpa991 no you do

[natmanprime]

@CalisoMoon my thoughts exacly lol

[CalisoMoon]

@natmanprime lol

[DmitriSochlioukov]

bullshit?...precisely lol

[Spore6001]

So... many... big words!

[lennonzb654]

more then 5 seconds :/

[CheesyGranola]

@lennonzb654 Few of these are 5 seconds. XD

[ELECTR0BASS]

Love it.

[bipolarlemon]

Bullshit!

Precisely!

My day is now complete heheh.

[TheAlleycat6]

what?



[NoiseMaker231]

Wow, put a spoiler alert up before the video, shit.

[DarkUchiha95]

@NoiseMaker231 are you kidding me? the video is called The Matrix in 5 seconds what the fuck did you think this video was gonna be about?

[renegade7017]

@NoiseMaker231 you havent seen this movie yet?!?!

[psycho642]

of course..I knew that

[ultima209]

what's the song at the end?

[cossyma]

@ultima209 its called Navras, from Juno Reactor

[hansiwashere]

not 5 seconds

[cossyma]

best movie in 5 seconds after rocky

[cakeyong]

there should be subs for this HAHA

[acdc14terrace]

I want his sunglasses

[manutonXXX]

bullshit!

[bluetune475]

Epic

[KcTenniz]

music??

awesome vid

[thebehmont1]

I understood the plot when i saw this for the first time ever,and i was drunk then!

[240sxgtr34]

this is funny but did you guys notice that he was rhyming in the hole thing as he was explaining to neo what happening and made sense. lol

[theoneandonly6969]

It's not 5 seconds faggot

[Xenosoo]

@theoneandonly6969 You read the title and then the video length and realized that the title's not technically right. WHY ARE YOU NOT A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE?! Clearly, you're a fucking genius.

[theoneandonly6969]

@Xenosoo I know, right?

[AdudenamedKemp]

@theoneandonly6969 It's not supposed to be 5 seconds. The concept of movies "in 5 seconds" was created by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and is simply a humorous, hyper-edited form of the movie. They are almost NEVER five seconds.

[gargnob]

Perfect summation!

[signnet2]

Are you people stupid? People can comprehend 15 does not equal 5 seconds. 5 second movies aren't supposed to actually be 5 seconds...

[rydgemolino]

when neo said BULL SHIT the architect had an epic look on his face

[RectifieD]

that was 15 seconds...

[wimscheers]

Matrix Sequels Vs Star Wars Prequels, Who fucked up most?

We'll pitch the winner against Cage's Wicker Man remake.

[leakeg]

well that was shit.

[FlyHoney91]

5 seconds?

[seankinsellasean]

The first movie was good ergo then i got lost ergo then this guy trys to explain everything ergo ....he failed

[jrojeck]

Ahh! My brain is full of fuck!

[kxmode]

This is exactly what happens after you eat a bucket of KFC!

[EvilHippy38]

Now presenting... Kentucky GRILLED chicken =D

[Blemmo]

need some KFC from da Colonel... :D

[halo3guy50]

Trulz

[EvolutionXEngine]

my ego for cunt concordently ,11 dimes of weed and coke, work as an architect , extacy, do you want to be a human weed,visa v , priceless.... Bullshit....

[doublin23]

LOL

[funnyfastman]

lol ergo comcordinly

[Wiisal]

This would work just as well if it just said "bullshit." o-o

[killerfocker]

if u think this ia 5 sec u need to go back to preschool

[Adu2Adu]

"Bullshit!">"asa tooo maa saa ioo maa ioo">"precisely.." OMG I FELL OFF MY CHAIR

[sireofdarkness]

i agree bullshit :P lool

[danhendricks]

Sounds about right.

[bloodyskull01]

He could say: "I have no idea what the hell I'm saying." xD

[bradtheman08]

haha, nice

its great

[Fosax]

bullshit

[vienio7731]

What is the song in the subtitles because I can not find it (chorus) Thank you in advance for your help

[MrFreeman420]

first one was good though

[frank2512]

...Erog, this movie sucks!

[MushroomQueen27]

Poor little architect. He just wants to feel smart.

[Asdferfjg]

ergo

[bladerunner951]

Yes that movie was bullshit

[CynicalVision]

People tend to hate things they cannot understand.

[JudgeSpektre]

@CynicalVision Or things that are over worded as hell for the sole purpose of making the speaker sound smarter than the actual dialogue itself.

[OnkelMickwald]

@CynicalVision Some people tend to love being smart-asses

[idkmm7]

hahaha i hate the architect what a douch

[Leprechaunable]

I love how you spend more time setting up the clip than you actually spend playing the clip...

[peshinc]

Matrix in 5 seconds should be, MR. ANDERSON

[BenjaminBarrkerr]

That would do perfectly for revolutions.

[Zhachrod]

@peshinc This video is genius! That would just have been lame.

[andreiclawhammer]

Meh it should have been

Neo : Whoa

The Architect : Precisely

Seriously , some one DO IT , and credit me ofc.

[hohahi123321]

why dont you do it and credit yourself.

[possumboy123]

the song at the end is called navras by juno reactor

[Milkcartinor]

lol

[hooblahew]

precisely lol

[wtfomgbbqrfl]

what is the name of the music played at the end of the video?thx

[DarkfireSuperSonic]

@wtfomgbbqrfl The song is from The Matrix Revolutions soundtrack. I believe it is from the final battle between Smith and Neo. I can't remember the name of the song, only that it has a name that sounds like it's in another language.

[spraif]

@wtfomgbbqrfl its one of the soundtracks from the movie this video is about... I think the original is a a classic

[NickStedmon]

Neodammerung or Navras

[robi2000]

Matrix Reloaded described in 1 word : SHIT

[AllMyFriendsAreGay]

Colonel Sanders is quite the smart... and confusing man.. er, dead man...? Fuck it, I'm gonna watch this again.

[SimonB198207]

AllMyFriendsAreGay - scroll down 2 months my interpretation of the Colonel as Architect

[GaffaTapeLol]

haha xD 5* :P

[sumgaygai]

"BULLSHIT!"

[hhhodes]

lmao

[esehalic]

ahahahah

[GemDrake]

What is the name of that classical music played at the end?

[kylelally]

Navras

[VSCreative]

Juno Reactor - Navras

[xnightkillerx]

I am the Architect, ergo, concurrently with eventuality of an anomaly, ergo, inexorably, vis-à-vis, systemic anomaly, ergo, we remain erovocably human.

Bullshit.

Precisely.

[jojack56]

@xnightkillerx  lol haha

[budget31]

lol that was bloody good

[mango7272]

LOL the architect looks like colonel sanders haahhaaahahaha

[primemover17]

Fuck, that was awesome! That final movie should have been two solid hours of Carrie Anne Moss naked. Woulda been better.

[OroborusFMA]

I thought this movie was something about several fights and a long car chase. I must have fallen asleep when they got to this part!

[DemonMatt1]

Ergo, you remain irrevocably human.

[McFlanker]

That dude looks like Freud...

[bbenjoe]

or more like Konrad Lorenz.

[lucariofan508]

My head always hurts everytime I watch that scene.

[elfirrepins]

Shoulda just put the "I'm the Architect" and "bullshit" on there. I woulda laughed more.

[ClipSkipper]

ye rihgt

[ShatteredBomb]

I am Wilfred Brimley ergo viz a viz inexorably diabeetus

[SimonB198207]

'I am the Colonel. Ergo, viz a viz, concordently, 11 herbs and spices...'

[qfmarsh64]

I am Santa Claus. Ergo, vis-a-vis, irrevocably milk and cookies.

[SimonB198207]

qfmarsh64 - Father Christmas likes a glass of sherry and a mince pie....

[raarset1]

oh shit that was pretty fuckin funny

[SimonB198207]

raarset1 - thank you! : )

[NightmareSein]

@SimonB198207 HAHAHAHAHAHAH BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!

[SimonB198207]

@NightmareSein thanks : )

[SatoTM3]

i love it at the end

hes like BULLSHIT!

-looks down depressed =(-

like hes thinking *crap i failed =/*

lol

[auroraenergy]

I am the architect, ergo concurrently the eventuality of an anomaly, ergo, inexorably, vis-a-vis systemic anomaly, ergo you remain irrevocably human.

Bullshit

Precisely

[mishokapil]

sweet, a transcript. now i don't even have to watch the 5 sec version.

[stinkoman2x6]

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

[videosearcherwhenbor]

@stinkoman2x6 precisely

[Feliscar]

lol...

cant even spell the words lol sad for me :(

[asdfghjkl1325476980]

worth a chuckle

Crazy!

Can some1 translate 4 me? :-)