Terry Tate Office Linebacker

[RKDarnell]

It's easy to love somebody who is SO into his job, and so good at it. : ^ )

[back2bay666]

haha!! *BOOM* "That's a long distance call... DOUUUG!"

[littleB11000]

So funny. LOL

[sharamayofatl]

just as funny as the first time I watched it.

[Ttitans716]

How can a person dislike this

[tippmannrocks]

its all mind games baby LOL.

[TrueBloodAlliance99]

Hey janice. Mother Fuk!!!!!!

[nameless695]

516 people didn't put a cover sheet on their TPS report

[Swedishboy891]

LoVE IT

[SuperDudette321]

PAIN CAKE

[faviomj]

LOL !! @ 2:06 xD

[chicagoo17]

What was this a commercial for?

[FinalHurricane]

@chicagoo17 Reebok.. believe it or not.

[FromX3ro2Hero]

2:00 Hey Jaaaaaanice!

[FinalHurricane]

This was the most beneficial commercial Cliffy B HAS EVER SEEN!

[TheFadingPanda]

...cole train in real? O_O

[ShadowKnight4242]

This video is so funny

[mmaboy24]

240 meet again-_________________-

[steelman205]

haha 2:00 my favorite part :)

[richa16389]

"HEY JANICE"

[ZeroTheNinjaX]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO IT'S THE COLE TRAIN BABY!

[ElMassi666]

WHOOP WHOOP! HOP A BOARD THE COLE TRAIN!!!!!

[p3ACBLOCC]

Hores

[p3ACBLOCC]

Haha bitches

[MrTronaldTrump]

HEY JANICE!!! 

[Nuance6]

lol funny thing is if this shyt was real, lol it would work

[thesuperbeast46]

NO SUCH THING AS AN ASSHOLE!!

[F50Italia]

Cole Train runs on whole grain baby!!!

[DRTYGUNS1]

is he from my wife and kids

[thetobbit]

3:10

How did i know he was gonna say "hell yeah" lol

[XPhaededX]

@jarhead930 I was just making a point. You are mistaken in that i actually don't give a shit.

[KitFireburn]

Press 9 repeatedly to make Terry beat the shit out of a coworker in a compromising position.

Press 8 repeatedly to make Terry unsure about what to say.

Press 7 repeatedly to make Terry point his finger and say random gibberish.

Press 4 repeatedly to hear endless whimpering.

[nuhuthur]

"Hey Janice!"

[TehFryingIrishman]

That was fucking awesome.

[SpectreRSG]

THATS A LONG DISTANCE CALL.... DOUUUGGG.

[NielloEd]

.. The Office is better...

[dtox12]

HELL YES TERRY TATE BITCHES

[DevilMalice]

Hey terry =D

Hey Janice =D.... MOTHAFU-! D<

[JustATadpole]

Look at those white cowards cry

[churro3994]

black people

[kimisladybug]

Love this !!! Please check out my channel. God Bless =)

[Pheeshy]

"Hey Janice!.......Motha!"

[StarcraftAlaska]

He was an office linebacker until he took a mail cart to the knee

[thesuperbeast46]

@StarcraftAlaska hes still an office linebacker

[frances65406]

AHAHAHAHA. Best line was TPS reports

[iHeartValve]

ITS THA COLE TRAIN BAAABY!!

[plutoend99]

not funny

[TheDreadMan]

Plutoend99 then suffered a crippling tackle by Terry Tate after making said comment....

[Greensky02]

@plutoend99 Who ARE you, and who stole every last ounce of your sense of humor? I'll find whoever took it and KILL the bitch! The pain train is coming!!! WOO-WOO!!!

[DWDave67]

Best commercial ever

[DeadlySoldier]

Reminds me of Captain Wedley: BN Disciplinator

[Robocop131313]

"You can't steal my ballpoints"

*throws back ballpoints and doesnt take them back*

[Thecommunistowl]

This should be the next Gears of war 3 map pack

[AMPBFS]

He's actually not a bad actor! Would've made a better B.A. Barakus on the new A-Team than Rampage Jackson.

[LtBoot]

Cover sheet on TBS-report?

Is that an Office Space reference?

[hogie48]

@LtBoot Yes, but it is TPS report

[numbersevenforthewin]

the train runs a tight shift

[killallchristfags]

thumbs up if reddit sent u hurrrr

[AaronSmith3]

THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN BABY!!! WOOO WOOOOOOO

[TheCTRI]

LOL When he hits the chick!

[skaterx4708]

1:31 was the best

[ClawedMonet12]

ROFL!! 

[dragonkin9]

Coversheet....TPS reports....

[RT325ci]

@dragonkin9 We're putting coversheets on all of our TPS reports now......did you get that memo? I'll just send you another one.

[Philtheguy]

(Gears of War reference)

[FatToti]

technically a bitch is a female dog so you can say it on television

[Fr0stOverOswego]

@FatToti Technically shit is poop so you can say it on television.

[FatToti]

@Fr0stOverOswego that's actually not even similar at all. the word shit is meant to be an offensive word for the concept of feces/poop. it's a curse word and some people find those offensive. however, the word bitch is just a synonym for "female dog". over time that has grown into a derogatory word over women, essentially it's like calling a man a dog.

bitch = a synonym for female dogs

shit = a swear (albeit a synonym for "poop")

[Fr0stOverOswego]

@FatToti Isn't bitch also a swear for a whore?

[FatToti]

@Fr0stOverOswego No, it's a derogatory word over females in general. You can say bitch on TV without getting bleeped. You could say it in the news, on a talkshow or in a TV show.

[takenonceagain]

do i enjoy what i do?.................HELL YEAH!

[XProffrinkX]

Lol, TPS reports

[josephglaspie]

"That's a long distance call, DOUG!"

[SANNAFABICH]

1:14 OMG that's Heather's dad!

[yipikayee]

I don't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!

[ddderdieter]

This guy should hit every single person on reddit.

[MsCaroline90210]

thats a long distance call DOOOUG

[IDontKnowCorp]

lol office space reference

[xloveistheanswer]

HEY JANICE!

[stevz0r]

lol tps report

[TH3BEAST512]

You can't say "bitch" and "mothafucka" and "shit" on tv..

[ThwartedVillainy]

@TH3BEAST512 You can say bitch and shit on TV, but not mothafucka, that's why they didn't say that.

[TH3BEAST512]

You can't say "bitcn" and "mothafucks

[kappa258]

1:13 - thats the guy who is in LiamKyleSullivan's (shoes) Vampire vids as the dad! sweet

[spp41]

THE PAIN TRAIN'S COMIN

[Chrispy0wns]

THANK YOU TERRY, THANK YOU GOD...

[ROBFROMMINNESOTA]

THATS A LONG DISTANCE CALL, DOUG!

[Gambit777777]

God damn TPS reports are still hilarious.

[TrollsOfTheWeek]

you can't cuss on tv, therefore these weren't really aired during the super bowl.

[SoundOfYourDestiny]

@TrollsOfTheWeek

What "cussing"?

[TrollsOfTheWeek]

@SoundOfYourDestiny 0:34 for one. Troll video ep.1 on my channel btw.

[atafies1]

@TrollsOfTheWeek Nope, I saw it on TV myself. This was cut short a bit, they only used certain parts. You can say bitch on tv, and they cut out 'motherfu--' before he actually said it.

[DoctorChaos]

lol $ = :) cup 2:10

[YTBYlover]

Cover sheet on the TPS reports eh?

[badassnewbie]

Goddamned TPS reports...

[bikaren1980]

The concept is good, but I disagree with having him seem to hit/intimidate only white people. If it was a white guy hitting only black people, the racism of it would be much more easily seen and would be pointed out as improper. Otherwise, I like the vid. It's funny!

[bulmeruk]

@bikaren1980 Are you kidding me? If he hit a black guy then there would be people calling out the racism in that. They would pick on little tiny things about what the black guy did in comparison to the white guys and how it was an obvious "racial stereotype" or something else equally silly. I hope you're joking. If anything it's suggesting that the black workers are better than the white workers and that's surely great! Get outta here.

[SoundOfYourDestiny]

@bikaren1980

Are there black employees shown in the office in the first place? If not, how is he to hit them?

[bikaren1980]

@SoundOfYourDestiny

.

You ask, "Are there black employees shown in the office in the first place?"

.

I recommend viewing the vid before making STUPID comments like that. The first black "employee" shows up within the 1st TEN SECONDS of the vid, Brainiac!

.

[SoundOfYourDestiny]

@bikaren1980

It was a QUESTION, not a comment, dipshit. I recommend learning punctuation marks and sentence recognition before making STUPID comments like that. See? Yours WAS a comment. Learn the difference.

[bikaren1980]

@SoundOfYourDestiny

Your questions showed that you didn't even bother to watch the vid before you started asking STUPID questions like, "Are there black employees?" You could have asked, "Is Terry Tate in this?" and sounded just as STUPID. Comments here (they're all comments) can be questions just as a sentence can be a question. Questions are a subset of "comments" and of "sentences".

Also, you asked TWO questions - not A question.

Learn English, you moron, then reply.

[SoundOfYourDestiny]

@bikaren1980

More reading-comprehension failure. I never enumerated the questions. Here's the quote:

"It was a QUESTION..."

Keep digging yourself a bigger, more ignorant hole.

[bikaren1980]

@SoundOfYourDestiny

LOL! Your FAIL is showing! You "never enumerated"??? To quote your quote:

> "It was -->A<-- question . . ."

The "a" is an enumeration - of the singular variety. Like I stated before: LEARN ENGLISH, you moron, then reply. Your statements are every bit as STUPID as your questions.

Goodbye, dipshit.

[SoundOfYourDestiny]

@bikaren1980

I didn't need to look this up, but I'll save you the trouble:

ENUMERATE

"to mention separately as if in counting; name one by one; specify, as in a list"

And that's the PRIMARY definition, dumb-shit. But it's good that you spar with your betters; that way you will learn and improve.

[timmylace]

looks like he took an arrow to the knee lolz



[0T3k0]

@timmylace shut the fuck up

[TechXMarine]

@timmylace be gone scum of the internet

[XPhaededX]

Another reason to get your concealed weapons license. See him running to the loaded barrel of a .357 mag and either shitting his pants or having his brains painted all over the office wall. I don't like intimidation.

[ShrimCraft]

@XPhaededX You're a fucking faggot

[jarhead930]

@XPhaededX if you're intimidated by a commercial that is almost a decade old, you have, well, i dont want to say...larger, but "other" problems.

[yenboon]

I love the part where he knocked the living piss out of that guy

[StripesOnAZebra]

@SwordPengy8 what? He spears some girl about halfway through.

[SwordPengy8]

@StripesOnAZebra its only 1 though, probably just to avoid the obvious part that it looks like he only attacks guyys.

[Celoot]

500 people worked in the same office as Terry Tate...

[MicahtheGreat777]

I don't care about American football, but this is fucking brilliant.

[SwordPengy8]

He only ever attacks guys, sexist cunt video.

[MajestyKingMob]

@SwordPengy8 No, he attacks women too. Looks like you're the sexist cunt.

[SwordPengy8]

@MajestyKingMob 1. he only attacked 1.

[Arnatious]

@SwordPengy8 2:04

She never saw it coming.

[KoloradoKush970]

Thanks god everyday. Original Tebow

[MisterBrainwash]

That was for Reebok!?

[ephesus]

"Thank you Terry, Thank you god"

[rgchingy]

Hey Janice, ... MOTHA FU... Hahahahahah

[sugashane2386]

Oh man, just realized that Paul Rudd got "Hey Janice!" in "I Love You, Man" from Terry Tate.

[jstylo09]

30,001 :-)

[HitMeUpOnMyCellPhone]

#1

[llclll]

am i the only one hoping that he impales his palm on that ridiculous reebok bling while thumping his chest?

[alfd11]

@llclll yes you are

[GrochGaming]

1:23...Cole Train anyone?

[haggistacos]

Oh my god, this is possibly one of the best videos I've seen in a long time.

[SPONGEBOB20]

I hope every year that Reebok brings this guy back. 9 years later....

[uhhg]

I lost it at 1:20 ,lol

[TehPantheon]

fucking brilliant. the "felcher", the "MUTHA FU-", terry's excellent acting.

brilliant

[celerlymuncher]

oh, its a reebok ad!

[vtguy234]

Favorite part is 1:10 THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN! WOO WOO! WOO WOO!

[viperxj]

Thumb up if u came from reddit

[HowLongChong]

Cole Train baby!!! WOOOOO!!!

[h5y]

You know football is a shitty sport when every year the commercials get more attention than the actual game. No wonder euro's mock handegg.

[adda241]

@h5y You are obviously VERY unfamiliar with the sport.

[shewhoclicksmouse]

turn on transcribe audio...

1:00

1:30

1:40

[xXBC350Xx]

0:10 booooo

[iBag3l]

HAHAHAH OFFICE SPACE REFERENCE HAHHAHAHAHAHA COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS REPORT BITCH

[allisonaxe]

The Cole Train runs on whole grain! WOOOOO!!

[blackmage0169]

oh thank you god. oh thank you god.

[CeeRoyJenkins]

COLE TRAIN!!!!!

[MisterSkillet100]

lol Ron Felcher

[XequlixX]

...felcher....and sons.....

NOPE

[burlong01]

HOW did they film this without hurt anyone?

[DumplinSawce]

@burlong01 Very carefully.

[CrackDownOnCrime5]

THE COLE TRAIN BABEH! WHOOOOOO!

[DartDaDragooN]

1:24 LOL.. its Cole Train not Pain Train <.<

[adda241]

THE ONLY PAIN I GOT TIME FOR IS THE PAIN I PUT ON FOOLS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!

[KjamesH2005]

2:05 ON REPEAT

[pratikh]

Ray Lewis needs to make a commercial like this.

[x0rcist]

@pratikh was just thinkin he's a carbon copy of #52

[nevermore221]

Am I a good Office Linebacker? IF I WASN'T GOOD, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE, DISCUSSIN' IT NOW WOULD WE?!?!

[SkepticalKat]

Wait...Ron FELCHER of FELCHER & Sons. What exactly does this company do?

[SpongeRyan69969]

@SkepticalKat It is a piano manufacturer, as seen in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut."

[CanadianImperialist]

fuck jesus christ

[DaGodDamBatman]

What the fuck is this commercial for?

[f1fan65]

@DaGodDamBatman Reebok

[sonicboom510]

He took a mailcart to the knee.

[DrHooligan312]

RECYCLE MOTHER FUCKER.

[Vi3taZnDr4gOn]

Ok the question is... is he the MUTHAFUCKING COLE TRAIN BABY?!?!

[Dstelmas]

I dont even know what im being tricked into spending money on anymore.

[sindrip1]

@Dstelmas Sewage pipes.

[RiggerDaMan]

1:50 is that an overhead projector?? jesus, i havent seen one of those since the last ice age!

[SupportShotgun]

Cole Train?

[chapdizzle]

@18tangles way to take a commercial super serious. i bet you have a lot of friends, and i'm sure none of them think of you as a supercilious cum dumpster!

[18tangles]

@chapdizzle No my friends are very concious of my unique qualities. This is a public site do not take umbrage so easily. You like it,I don't,easy as that. And he would still only last 5 minutes.

[atripa645]

there is something so 2003ish about this ad.

[JRCrowley]

I do like this ad. This man brings justice in a hurting mode.

[Kanarfka]

ITS THE COLE TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!

[18tangles]

This Terry Tate would last 5 minutes playing Rugby League. Maybe 7.

[wednos]

@18tangles

another fanboy of rugby... here we go again

[18tangles]

@wednos yes yes yes, you blokes must be on the keyboard 24/7

[atripa645]

@18tangles Yeah 5 mins because Rugby sucks ass

[18tangles]

@atripa645 that was quick. But you must admit this is not international oh yes Canada.

[theBASSOE]

@18tangles get your rugby bias bullshit out of here. We're here to watch a funny video not argue over "my sport is better than yours".

[18tangles]

@theBASSOE Funny HA ha ha

[rebelsmiley11]

Love the office space reference

[Charles2337]

Lame.