Ah, so perhaps Picard's eccentric homicidal tendencies come from the frustration of his unrealized dream of being a gay superhero. But then again, perhaps not.
You couldn't be more wrong, they also kill a lot of innocent people and themselves, too! ;) And they also don't care about ethics nor morals. Never forget that!
@pickering86 Giving just how messed up the Federation has been shown to be sometimes, is it really that supprising? Hmmm, Archer has something in common with a certain FBI director. :D
@Foebane72 That's what makes it hilarious. In the 24th Century, gay sex is always perfomed missionary style, and anal has been outlawed....apparently.
@aaronp01 Huh... Anal Sex Was AllWays Done By Catholics InStead Of Pleasurable "Dick In Pussy" Sex. You Gotta Remember That Those AssHoles Have AllWays Been About "Shit, Blood And Pain" To Gain A Drop Of Semen.
@Foebane72 Not that I know ANYTHING at all about gay sex, but according to Dan Savage, of the newspaper column "Savage Love," (who is gay) most male gay sex is done face to face. That's what he said, and he's an expert, and I want to think about something else, now...
Thank god somebody finally finished Data's Limerick! Also, 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'-epic tune! 'Ever since I was a child, I wanted to be a.... Gay Superhero'!
NOT ARCHER!
ShroudedFury 1 day ago in playlist Star Trek Recuts
Poor Bacula! Playing that role in Quantum Leap must have been humiliating at times!
CaptainPositron 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one who thinks showing Rick Berman's credit at the end is part of the joke?
001SpecialAgent 1 month ago 3
Ah, so perhaps Picard's eccentric homicidal tendencies come from the frustration of his unrealized dream of being a gay superhero. But then again, perhaps not.
SugarDemon1035 1 month ago
Apparently Riker was a big fan of Quantum Leap
djeec1976 1 month ago
Wait a minute... was that guy the actor that played Jonathan Archer? XoD
VulpesFidelis 2 months ago
@VulpesFidelis Yes, that was Scott Bakula.
dragonknightleader1 1 month ago
Troi should have suggested that Picard was transferred to a transportship...there's a lot less pressure there
bregolingo 2 months ago
Ever since I was a child, I've had one goal. To be a gay superhero.
kraorh 2 months ago
What Geordi said in 3:24? The only word I recognise is 'carpet'
MillaDerva 3 months ago
@MillaDerva "it's all over my carpet"
GeneralGrin 3 months ago 3
@GeneralGrin thanks a lot :D
MillaDerva 3 months ago
There was a young lady from Venus...
bregolingo 2 months ago
All these gay sex recuts get a bit tiresome IMO.
scopeeyevideo 4 months ago in playlist Star Trek Recuts
That was one of the best so far!
peachmanflossboypeac 6 months ago
this recut just got me interested in Quantum Leap
Razor1262 6 months ago
2:51 thats just wrong
jeffthecoder 6 months ago
My whole family is sleeping so I'm trying as hard as I could to cover up my laugh, next thing I know I'm suffocating on the floor.
planetary109 7 months ago
Only On TNG Recuts!
starfleet1993 7 months ago
favourite part is the "wholesome" harmonica closing shot. Just icing on the cake
ActraiserIII 8 months ago
Quantum Leap ROCKS!
BruderSeth 10 months ago
@GeneralGrin ... is that from Quantum Leap?
JungleHyena 10 months ago
All they do on the enterprise is have gay sex and spy on each other. V funny :)
MrGoldmember777 11 months ago
@MrGoldmember777
You couldn't be more wrong, they also kill a lot of innocent people and themselves, too! ;) And they also don't care about ethics nor morals. Never forget that!
RobertSchoenemann 7 months ago
I fucking love Quantum Leap
murphy3162 11 months ago
@murphy3162 Great. You fucking love Quantum Leap and Riker loves fucking Quantum Leap.
outtagoodnamesdangit 10 months ago 2
@outtagoodnamesdangit I would fuck Quantum Leap
But then my penis would have time traveling adventures that I just don't think the world is ready for
murphy3162 10 months ago 3
@murphy3162 "What is my cock here for, Al?"
"Ziggy says you need to bone Jonathan Frakes."
outtagoodnamesdangit 10 months ago 2
@outtagoodnamesdangit Well, nobody else will.
murphy3162 10 months ago
11 people are "gay superheroes".
sprewell666 11 months ago
Quantum Leap ftw
Perion 1 year ago
a gay superhero lol
MrSnapply 1 year ago
That was gay 0.o
Austindude3954 1 year ago
"A little fresh holodeck sperm."
gussiejives 1 year ago
Isn't that transvestite Jonathan Archer?
Tijnvaassen 1 year ago
1:56 That was just sick!
Amar7605 1 year ago
why can't it ever be troi-on-crusher?
EyeWatchMovies 1 year ago 13
Rofl where do the scenes with Bakula as a woman come from?
Razor1262 1 year ago
Quantum leap, hell yes.
PlzInsert 1 year ago
brilliant videos , but whats with all that gay touch?
rather show some nudity or women action
still awesome
Casioo24 1 year ago
*a* historic holodeck program, get it right, riker
nbeckster1 1 year ago
@nbeckster1 I believe that both are technically correct, but "an h-" is quite archaic
Deepsmeg 1 year ago
AGAIN with the homoerotic fisting!!!
And top marks for the bakula footage from quantum leap.
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
Captains Log; The crew and I are going to re-create Greco-Roman style wrestling on the holiday as the Klingons and Cardassians watch.
It is absolutly thrilling! ;-/ lol
Spirotica182 1 year ago
all the male senior officers are doing each other in a group fashion? interesting.
nbeckster1 1 year ago
I would love to see Worf gets annoyed and killed everyone on the next Recut!
DazhFX 1 year ago
Now I've lost even more respect for Archer...not like I had much for him to begin with.
Carpathia1086 1 year ago
that sex grunt sound is hilarious even though its been used a million times.. dirty Riker!
jamieball 1 year ago
gay superhero lmao
slenkar 1 year ago
The Next one should be to be continued into the Big 100 Recut.
BigDavey 1 year ago
3:00-3:15 was amazing, ha ha!
TX517 1 year ago 2
I love the "What the fuck is this?" look from the klingon at 1:23. lol.
mummra4ever 1 year ago
who would've thought that a cross dresser would have gone on to found the federation? :P
pickering86 1 year ago
@pickering86 Giving just how messed up the Federation has been shown to be sometimes, is it really that supprising? Hmmm, Archer has something in common with a certain FBI director. :D
TheEverTwistedOne 1 year ago
Not sure why you don't have audio of Bakula saying to Boldly Go...
Treknologist 1 year ago
One of the best yet, General.
JamesTKirk254 1 year ago
WOW! That was the dirtiest one yet! Well Done!
concretebox2 1 year ago
: )
ECTBWHO 1 year ago
GodDamned!!
LordPrick 1 year ago
I don't know what I ate before watching this, but I really liked this one! Well edited and funny!
MrBCorp 1 year ago
@Foebane72 That's what makes it hilarious. In the 24th Century, gay sex is always perfomed missionary style, and anal has been outlawed....apparently.
aaronp01 1 year ago 7
@aaronp01 Huh... Anal Sex Was AllWays Done By Catholics InStead Of Pleasurable "Dick In Pussy" Sex. You Gotta Remember That Those AssHoles Have AllWays Been About "Shit, Blood And Pain" To Gain A Drop Of Semen.
LordPrick 1 year ago
@GeneralGrin huge in time, or huge in Picard???
Trek001 1 year ago 3
Grin, in gay sex, the men do not face each other, so I have no idea what you're trying to do here. I mean, are they rubbing dicks together??
Foebane72 1 year ago
@Foebane72 and how would you know how gay sex is done?
technically it should be possible if you raise your partner's pelvis up,
or maybe Riker is actually "riding" Archer.
CIarKent 1 year ago
@CIarKent Hey... That's Enough Of THAT. I Do NOT Need Any "Visuals" From "The Forge"...
LordPrick 1 year ago
@Foebane72 Not that I know ANYTHING at all about gay sex, but according to Dan Savage, of the newspaper column "Savage Love," (who is gay) most male gay sex is done face to face. That's what he said, and he's an expert, and I want to think about something else, now...
SothManigan 1 year ago
@SothManigan Well, it is just a question of positioning, I'm not gay either, but I have taken a few ladies in that manner, face to face.
TheEverTwistedOne 1 year ago
@SothManigan he's an expert? lol. I love the idea of an expert in 'gay sex'
peachmanflossboypeac 6 months ago
@WesleyConoway Yes, in Quantum Leap - he played a lot of women there ;D
Foebane72 1 year ago
What will you be doing for the big 100 I wonder? Perhaps a ten minute recut?
Trek001 1 year ago 4
This was almost too gay. Still funny though.
Carbonific 1 year ago
Amazing! :D
Wikkets 1 year ago
haha, love Scott Bakula!! Linda Hamilton plays his Wife, or X on Chuck this fall (Chuck's mom).
somejackball 1 year ago
Oh my gosh. I have to go bathe.
Piccolo49 1 year ago
Was that Captain Archer?
LancetheNG 1 year ago
Oh yea. He's good enough for a poke.
billyboyjennings 1 year ago
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OniLunchbox 1 year ago
"oh boy..."
cid388 1 year ago
@cid388 ZIGGY!!!!!!
Trek001 1 year ago
Perverse, but funny as all hell.
jasonsg4111 1 year ago
Poor data... lol
ncruhk 1 year ago
quantom leap lol
shedininja001 1 year ago
LOL @ 1:10
MCMcKinley 1 year ago
"it's a trap!"
cassandra5322 1 year ago
This is almost too gay to be funny at all.
pvtjamesryan3 1 year ago
This is the oddest one of all of them.
curiouscolt81 1 year ago
A+ highly recommend
xXDissolvedGirlXx 1 year ago 2
the gift that just keeps on giving. *****
TWAT!
papercutpictures 1 year ago
Sorry for being a grammar nazi...but it's spelled "Awkward."
PromusKaa 1 year ago
Go get 'em, Captain Duchess.
RestamSalucard 1 year ago
LMAO "It's all over my carpet"
mysterio5005 1 year ago 24
Thank god somebody finally finished Data's Limerick! Also, 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'-epic tune! 'Ever since I was a child, I wanted to be a.... Gay Superhero'!
Broilk 1 year ago 4
I'll never look at Captain Archer the same way again.
MrDemonJedi 1 year ago 53
@MrDemonJedi
TMI
JustinLRyan 1 year ago
@MrDemonJedi I taught the same thing before I saw your comment xD
kilburn7867 6 months ago
It sounds like animals have sex, not humans, those rawwwrs xD
kilburn7867 6 months ago
@kilburn7867 stalk time
xXComrade24Xx 6 months ago
That must have been an intense program, Riker looked like he aged 11 years!
whirlpool28 1 year ago 6
It's just sex! safe sex... the best ;)
nicky120791 1 year ago 5
lolzorclown
LordEyli 1 year ago
Gay superhero?!
LMAO!!!
Jerkwad152 1 year ago 2
Ahh, what would Star Trek be without all the raunchy sex?
spacecowboy5000 1 year ago
I dub this video Holy Shit
grendelee 1 year ago
TNG+Enterprise+Quantum Leap= EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
cjrciadt 1 year ago
haha! Quantum leap..
selfhighfive 1 year ago