Mock the Week - Milton Jones - Work

[piglatin123]

HA! Wow, Milton is hilarious xD

[DavidM4725]

miltons very underrated on that show. i like mock the week but they all seem to think hes an idiot

[mrlufc89]

Never knew Lionel Messi was so funny!

[MaroonBugUK]

0:45 JEALOUS MUCH ANDY?

[TheHumanWithNoName]

This man is so weird but SO funny. He's brilliant!

[pcvideogamer]

Have you ever noticed that Milton although fantastic never actually lets us see his 'real' side in moments when he's being asked questions on the panel, his jokes are good, his wit is superb... but soon as they ask him anything it's on with the mask and cue something funny to say... he must be under pressure to be the 'odd' one out of the lot and you can see it tires some of the other panelists on the show, still he's great, wish he'd let his hair down a bit instead of up a bit :)

[AaronMatthewEvans]

I shaved my head because my hair could never be as cool as Milton's.

[djzoneboro]

His jokes are fucking fantastic!!!

[janweltevreden]

I love stewart francis too, tho for me milton is better simply because he never ever uses foul language or smut. For me thats the sign of a TRUE comedy genius.

[Bandaids4ever]

@janweltevreden Not always. Some comedians make clean humor work. Some comedians make being utterly offensive work. It just depends. Both styles are equally respect worthy.

[Kaos77Kisame]

@Bandaids4ever I'd say that clean humour deserves more respect because slagging people off and swearing is so much easier than being clever.

[Bandaids4ever]

@Kaos77Kisame Meh. I'm a big fan of Daniel Tosh, Eddie Izzard, Ron White and George Carlin. I don't think pushing the boundaries of what's socially acceptable necessarily denotes a lack of wit or cleverness. However, there are great comedians who don't feel the need to be overly blunt with their choice of language. Brian Regan, Emo Philips, Milton Jones, Bil Cosby. Just to name a few.

[Iarvitar]

Has anyone noticed both Stewart Francis and Milton Jones have both covered Jobs, Health and Family on Mock The Week?

[zionravescene]

He is the comedian's comedian. Fact.

[tellywebtoons]

OMG Russell's on the opposite side!!!

[Pivotman942]

the polen count, thats a difficult job

[williamwills]

Thumbs up for Milton Jones to be the next Doctor Who!

[miltonjones4ever]

@williamwills thats genius!!!!! =p

[PerfectAngelxxx]

lol i love his shirts

[Happyday299]

@stu3100

you little dick he's funny just your to much of a dick to see it

[Stu3100]

piss off Jones, every other fucker on this show just gee's him a token laugh cos he's so shite!

[miltonjones4ever]

@Stu3100 f off! hes great!!! =p



[iHaveAGiraffeSoNerr]

He's my favourite one liner comedian :D:D:D

I never really like one liners because I prefer it when someone tells an actually story but he's amazing :D

[LordBaneFallen]

A man who doesn't rely on swearing or sex jokes. Most modern comedians could do with learning from him

[MattWensley1992]

This is the bit that taught me who this man was!

[blueeye1774]

how many people skipped back to 1:11 ?

[omfgusername002]

This guy isn't even funny :(

[Micah2k11]

This guy is a genius, he's hillarious, i hope his on tonights Mock The Week :P

[ffDeLaMer]

all i can think when watching him is how the hell does this man come up with this stuff

[guardien1459]

This man is the only fucking reason I watch mock the week.

[janweltevreden]

Milton jones is the best out of the lot of them. A true genius. Notice how he never ever relies on vulgarity or swear words to make any joke work!

[TehVzHx]

funniest stand up comedian in the world :L :)

[Anotherrnumber]

not funny at all...heres a joke same standard as his:

i saw myself in the paper this morning. then I open it and got my toothbrush out of it.

[TheLiamDude]

@Anotherrnumber Maybe you're not understanding the jokes. They make sense, yours didn't. It's called word play.

[xXIMOLOIXx]

@Anotherrnumber That was the single worst joke I have ever witnesed.

[stupidintellect90]

HIS HAIR....HIS HAIR....where is it????

[GamerInari]

i wish i lived in hyrule, not because then link and zelda would exist, but then i could get money just by cutting weeds and throwing small rocks!

[DJpyrophoenix]

is it me or does he sometimes look messi ?

[RenegadeMaster07]

@DJpyrophoenix he does look messi :D

[DjSpartacus]

@DJpyrophoenix He looks like Messi from Crackovia... if you watch that Catalan show.

[FloormanUK]

The king of one liners....

[CHRISIDDON17]

@FloormanUK Nooo the king is stewart francis lol

[Stephen1965]

This guy is very funny and better than some of the more regular comedians.

[Stu3100]

Look at the other comedians, putting on a fake smile and pretending to laugh as if the tits funny?

[BananaPancakes1010]

my friend doesn't like milton because he "can't do the banter on mock the week"... I think he's just so hilarious and witty that no one can compete :D

[owonefi7]

should replace that shit comedian parsons with this guy

[VollaSmells]

he's pretty consistent 

[HardcoreHamster33]

Milton is soo dry but soo funny! xD he look serious all the time, but it makes you laugh xD How can he not laugh at his own jokes? hes soo funny!

[understand0001111]

He should be a regular!!!! He's soooo funny. Best one liner I've seen (better than Stuart Francis IMO, although he's very good).

[Sigoma5productions]

Him vs Stewart Francis is needed in a one liner contest!

[heymrcrow]

lol wut

[stupidintellect90]

He looks like Harry Melling!!!!!!!!!!...you know Dudley from Harry Potter, now he's lost the weight. He'd be Milton in 20 years time.

[KieranFree]

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A KNIGHTHOOD NOW.

[DictatorOfTheFree]

This was on just 15 mins ago on bbc!!!

[ilovepodge]

My wife, it's difficult to say what she does.... She sells seashells on the seashore!! :D hahaha He is brilliant!

[pacmandem]

I laughed at this but it's a pisstake to call him the king of one liners. That is Stewart Francis. Not only are Francis' jokes funnier and more intelligently thought out but he doesn't feel the need to have this mock-confused look about him all the time.

And for this guy to usurp Frankie? I don't think so. Yeah Milton's funny. But so is Andy Parsons. And neither are on a par with Frankie.

[pacmandem]

@hannahmcculloch I seriously doubt it. Obviously I don't know if you've known people who've taken drugs for years but I fear you haven't. My mum's best mate was a coke-head for years, loads of people I know - been droppin pills and tabs for ages; no one looks like this. I myself am an habitual cannabis smoker yet i don't act/look like a confused idiot 24/7. And I think that's most drugs covered...

[pacmandem]

@hannahmcculloch Yes I'm basing my opinion on personal experience; like any logical person would. And don't make me laugh - Ozzy Osbourne? lol - are you gleaning this info from watching the Osbournes? (that ENTERTAINMENT show - well known for it's factual depiction of drug abuse...lol shutup you idiot.)

Judging from what you've said and the ignorance you've shown, I can say with all certainty you live a sheltered, cushy middle class life. Get out in the real world love.

[pacmandem]

@hannahmcculloch LOL yeah - seeing as I have internet acces I MUST be middle class. Just saying that has shown was an idiot you are...

[fodsaks]

Look at David Mitchell's face.

That slightly embarrased look is basically him thinking 'Oh my God, that's actually a real comedian, whereas I am just a clever bloke who gives the impression of being funny just by over-emphasising the END of the line.'

[RandomShinigami7]

12 people are bee keepers

[harrypotter7978]

visit hnj95

[klashnekov86]

i'm in tears. thats way too funny

[MrTWhitehouse]

@GameOfYears I do agree that over a long period of time Milton's material would be in short supply but the genius of his one liners would increase ratings

[MrTWhitehouse]

i love milton's one liners, make him a regular....it just makes sense

[GameOfYears]

@MrTWhitehouse He would run out of material fast on the panel. Just like Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.

[mrgejwaites]

He's nothing like Frankie Boyle. Still funny but no Frankie

[DramaticPrairieDog]

@mrgejwaites I think he meant "He, just like Frankie, has had me doubled over in tears laughing"

[wolf99000]

@DramaticPrairieDog yea she did that will teach me to be on here typing at 4am lol

[DramaticPrairieDog]

@wolf99000 she* Sorry kate :)

[spiritfired]

When you get Dara to clap like at 1.19, you know you've got it! XD

[katyanarockercook]

pollen count...

[xiFLaWLeSs]

Goddammit stop with the bloody subscription advertisements!

[goonerNik]

such stupid jokes but his face cracks you up, tells them so seriously as well haha :P

[simondgrass]

Andy Parsons is a very strange character.

[HerrApfelHund]

Anyone notice the mouth thing he does at 1:11 ???

[SameDifferenceisbest]

@HerrApfelHund I think 56 people noticed it.

[HerrApfelHund]

@SameDifferenceisbest I think you face will notice my fist, as theyre about to become good friends.

[ninjabastard2]

@HerrApfelHund i know that was wierd

[Soloxable]

@HerrApfelHund yea it's awesome - wish i had that in my reportoire.

[KangoTV]

He even made Andy sort of smile.

[Sigoma5productions]

not as good as stewart francis :)

[1Diddums]

@Legendarysalmon S'all in the technique. B)

[ipolson]

Very witty man. Sadly lacking in so many modern comedians

[ifkewdv]

@Legendarysalmon WTF CUNT how are tey terrible?

well hes deffs not as funny as you with a funny username like yours you must be hilarious

[ifkewdv]

@Legendarysalmon WTF cunt how are they terrible?

[c4ll0fdutyk1d]

FFS continue from last comment more of him in the future

[c4ll0fdutyk1d]

Woops didnt finish last comment i will start again this guy is so random but so funny i want to see more of him in th

[c4ll0fdutyk1d]

This guy is so random but so funny o

[F1guitarfanatic927]

@Legendarysalmon and that's why he's funny, he's like the grandad that tells a joke every five minutes, that you've heard for the last 10 years, but are so funny

[Flimbyyyy]

Sexy hair much?

[freestylefurby]

You can tell all the other comedians are thinking "You're doing it wrong!"

[MusiCountdown]

shame that wasnt improv

[Deathriken]

no milton salute at the end!

[MyWinegum]

Brilliant! sheer class!

[acer0169]

As good as milton is.. Stephen Write is the king of 1 liners.

[LoxiDays33]

David Mitchell at 0:18 one of the cutest things I've ever seen <3

[CrazeeCatrin]

he is so cute

[martywylde]

Milton is a god among men

[Sanitoeter666]

haha I just watched 3 videos of him, and I know about all the jokes in here x)

[proud2beageordie]

150,000!

[drbuk96]

Who's the guy at 1:32?

[ToddQuinlan]

@drbuk96 Ben Norris.

[drbuk96]

@ToddQuinlan Thx.

[HcmJames]

milton is one of those commedians who you just know is going to be side splittingly funny

[willywoo95]

I know his daughter

[RayzrE2]

Milton Jones And Stewart Francis Are The Best Comedians Ever!

[amongstsheep]

Who is the best one liner? Is it Milton Jones or Stewart Francis???

[lennic95]

@amongstsheep MILTON!!

[batmanofni]

@amongstsheep I'd say probably Milton, then Tim Vine, then Stewart.

[hiddenbutdeadly]

milton is the PUN MASTER!!!!

[Danielthephenom]

funny but Francis stewart is better

[knaan163]

@Danielthephenom stewart francis - i agree

[TheGenesplitter]

@phucoff1 What are you smoking!? Milton Jones is absolutely fucking brilliant. I'd pay double the T.V license to listen to him.

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

@phucoff1 wtf?

1. Why are you watching the "unfunny cunt" in the first place?

2. No one is forcing you to listen to him. I'm pretty sure you have more than one channel, or volume control. You dumb divvy!!

[BigDave3112]

@phucoff1 PRICK

[BENDO789]

Does anyone know which MTW video it is where he says "Never give your seat up to a woman. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver" and "My parents came up for the weekend. It's the only time their allowed out of the cellar. Only kidding I don't know who they were" (or something along those lines)? I saw the episode ages ago but I can't find the video anywhere

[beatlesrule33]

thats my name

[HorsemadxEmma]

LOL! She sells sea shells on the sea shore!

[ThePrettyLittlePixie]

i love milton :3

my absolute favourite comedien

[InotoriousIdiots]

Anyone else notice that Milton gets the same subjects as Steward Francis ? Still funny though :)

[naomip19]

seen him doing stand up last night! he was brilliant!!

[supercalefredjalist]

I think Stewart Francis is a better one-liner comedian.

[xHxExAxRxTxZx]

@supercalefredjalist Agreed

[mooferoo]

Just discovered milton on mock the week. Anyone noticed when ever he's on, the other guests/panelists don't seem to laugh as much as anyone else? Rather strange seeing as i usually have tears in my eyes.

[jxm133]

every thing he says is just funny 

[yeoGlover]

Love Milton he's just what MTW needs after Frankie.

[StopWishingForTheSun]

This guy is an absolute genius! :D

[BritishAlienCompany]

Funniest one liner comedian ever! xx

[1993gandy]

king of 1 liners

[xmb53]

@1993gandy oir stewart francis

[xmb53]

@1993gandy or stewart francis

[MrAdz101]

@1993gandy stewart francis comes close, but this guy is just the best

[freakkiller277]

@MrAdz101 they should definitely have a one-liner battle

[SmoknReafer]

@1993gandy You should look up Mitch Hedberg.

[ARHCxXxOO7]

@1993gandy Ahem... TIM VINE?

[mike93bd]

@1993gandy no way, stewart francis!

[WALIMAN93]

@1993gandy Stewart Francis - equally as good

[luclfersangel616]

@WALIMAN93 I'd say Milton is better.

[Stonezyy]

@WALIMAN93 better in my opinion.

[fortawsumisgaz]

@WALIMAN93 Stewart Francis is much better than Milton Jones though.

[dimlop10]

@fortawsumisgaz the other way around

[Fireslave1]

@WALIMAN93 Theyre both such amazing 1 liner comedians :L

[dimlop10]

@WALIMAN93 hes better than stewart francis

[WALIMAN93]

@dimlop10 not sure about that. Francis is arguably cleverer with his jokes, but milton just has this weird sort of eccentric look about him that makes him funnier to watch. Both jokes though

[zionravescene]

@WALIMAN93 Listening to Radio 2 last night, I'll add Gary Delaney as one to watch.

[WALIMAN93]

@zionravescene just listened to a bit of his stand up at Edinburgh last year. I'd have to agree, as he doesnt get his jokes off sickopedia as most people on the vid are saying.......

[zionravescene]

@WALIMAN93 In Delaney's case, it was actually the other way around - his jokes were later copied onto Sickipedia without crediting him. His case made the national papers, in fact.

[SamLovesFriemds]

i fucking love this guy hes HILARIOUS!

[wolf99000]

I love milton I hope they let him take over from frankie full time he just like frankie has me doubled over in tears laughing

[Hentarded]

@wolf99000 him or Stewart francis

[ihussain81]

@wolf99000 omg he's not that funny

[roxyqueen2]

he's doing a show at my uni tonight!!!

[COYH10]

:-) Love his jokes, and anybody who claims not to are jealous of his incredible wit!

[SamLovesFriemds]

he is SOOOOOO funny!!!

[aimeefran]

Guys, the hair is part of his image, he's weird, it's awesome :)

I think he's brilliant!! :D

[CoraFisher]

he is so funny but so mental i saw him last night on mtw and his hair was so messy

[diljeetdulay]

He needs a haircut, looks a right twat

[JonsFitness]

@diljeetdulay No that's his look...

[someonecalleddean]

i mean no offense to the other comedians but you can see on there faces there thinking 'damn why didn't i think of that' lol

Milton's hilarious!

[MrM3erky]

the funniest one line comedian in the world

[Krathor18]

I Saw him live today at the Octagon in Bolton i even met him Backstage :P he's a top bloke

[CrazyAboutBeyonceXD]

you have just got to love milton! even if one of his jokes aint funny, his facial expressions make ur stomach hurt from laughing!

[Popsickle950]

dara is just so interested in what milton says, :L,

[Gjeorje]

Lloyd Bridges is looking well these days.

[Milanous199]

Thumbs Up for Milton Jones to be the new Regular

[endofsomething]

I love Milton! Real comic talent!

[Joeod100]

hahahaah

he should do a tour.

[rav2good]

hilarious. soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

[seanobo]

cried with laughter!

top drawer comedian

[Monkeymoobs1]

whens this gonna get a DVD and why isn't he a permanent panelist on mock the week he is certainly one the funniest comedians around