Oh I'm a mutha, my job is so fucking hahhd! Shut up you self righteous bloggin cunt, why don't you get off the internet and raise your kids properly while your husband is most likely at work paying for you and your children's spastic assholes to go to that fucking mall!
Lol death threats, what a fucking baby. People say plenty of shit especially on youtube and yahoo alone, doesn't mean they're going to do anything about it.
Not all people were meant to have kids...but they DO, That dumb bitch can learn from her neglecting to take her kids diarrhea into account before going out "shopping" or she can do it over and over.
Businesses are not public bathrooms, if you can't grasp simple concepts then your probably a waste of space and a hazard to yourself and others.
CK you dumb motherfucker thus campaign wasn't the mothers doing she just mentioned it and OTHER people on the net ran with it Mr I can pay for a personal Mexican to run after my kids with a porta potty im so rich, douche
Boycott Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory? Ive never seen one before, but im gonna find one somewhere close to where I live so I can buy something. They probably lost a lot of business for no good reason thanks to that stupid blowhard bitch.
B. I don't want your daughters crap near my food. Unless it is a MEDICAL emergency, Fuck Off!!
C. I have had bathroom emergencies, no one made special rules for me. And an adult having 'emergencies' is far more embarrassing then a kid
D. 90% of population has a child at one point-do rules just not apply to them? Child=free pass to break rules of order; Child late for school? You can speed!!! etc etc etc
That mother is a total retard, yes lets boycott a store that doesn't want you to spread your rotten kid's diarrhea and sickness all over their food. Your not in a Toys R Us you child's shit eater, your in a fucking food store. Stop trying to get people to get angry at them cuz you are a failure of a parent
Why can't liberal women think normally? At least from this I can guess she's a liberal cunt. She feels that they owe her as a person to use their bathroom. Fuck her and her shit covered kid. Why can't we just start killing these people? NO ONE will care when they're gone. Every sane person in their family hates them. The only people who will care, will be other unrealistic people like her, who would be dead anyway. I think it's a good plan. They're broken people.
@ToxicMayo9 I'm not really trying to get laughs. I'm sharing my opinion on social issues in this society. Y'know, cause I can do that? So go fuck yourself, queer. Think out an argument a few moves in advance, because now you look silly and have to just rephrase what has already been said. Goodbye.
why didn't she simply go to the Better business bureau website and file a complaint, this lady is weird, I went to a place that is very specific in what they offer...disabled housing, but my application was turned down, I said "why would I waste my time filling out an application, if I didn't need it?" but this place was horrible about it
It did kinda suck they wouldn't let the kid into the bathroom, but if she was flowing feces as it was happening and there was a public one close by, fuckin' take her into the one nobody can say you can't use. Nobody involved made a single good decision.
Was this on the news? How is some woman with rocky mountain chocolate cascading down her and someone saying 'bathroom's for employees only' news? Isn't the news for reporting events?
"Shut up. I'm making a website because you broke your pants on my body."
"This is what it sounds like - 'Help!' Pfffffffffffffft 'I'm going to sue you now.' The kid would not have made it. She probably would have had diarrhea on the chocolate."
I'm not saying he's always right, or that he'll always be right, but I have never heard Louis CK say anything that I disagreed with. Ever. Every time I hear him speak - even when he hides the point under exaggeration for comic effect - he always puts a fair, considerate point forward. Good on you, Louis.
@jasonblackwell75 I agree, and again, she was not thinking when she asked if her burden could use the employee toilet, and the dumb cunt is starting campaign to boycott all the stores 'cause of not letting a shit-covered crying lump for not using the employee toilet, rules are rules you dumb whore, you have no right to start a campaign against this place
I get that it was shitty of the manager not to give the kid a break, but she doesn't deserve death threats, or a fuckin campaign against her. The worst that idiot mom should do is complain to her friends (if she has any).
dumb cunt your at the mall GO TO THE PUBLIC BATHROOM!!!shes just embarrassed her kid shit on herself in a public place...i hope she does get beat to death with a lead pipe
what a stupid cunt. oh yeah, since one employee wont let you use their private bathroom and youre too fucking dumb to go to the public one outside, lets start a massive boycott against the entire company. i hope some of the diarhea sprayed into the mom's mouth.
i work at a crafting warehouse and i recently had to clean up the remains of a little girl's shit that the mother had smeared all over the aisle in a poor attempt to clean it up (without telling any employees). as i was mopping up the shit, the mother continued to shop in the same aisle and didnt make any effort to help me or even say sorry.. she simply continued shopping and then sarcastically said "thanks.." also as i was mopping, customers continued to ask me for price checks!
If Louis thinks that American parents are shitty he should spend a day at my job where the majority of the parents of the students are immigrants. 2/3 of the foreign families send their kid to school every day with no breakfast & candy for lunch,the parents won't brush the kid's teeth,clean the snot off the kid's face, or put lotion on the kid's bloody/cracked skin during the winter.They repeatedly bring the kids in with a full diaper.& they will dump them off knowing they have a fever or flu.
And yet they're all healthy as horses. I think living in filth builds up your immune system. And plenty of trailer-trash American-born parents send their kids to school with candy for lunch and dirty bodies... I know, because sometimes I take them home and bathe them... and then check them for prostate cancer...
Exactly! It's a fucking MALL! There are bathrooms on every floor! What kind of blitzkrieg digestive system does the little girl have, where she can go from "fine" to "diarrhea cannon" in 15 seconds and the mother doesn't have time to haul her to the nearest restroom? And how is this kid's dysentery the fault of the store she happened to be outside at the moment?
The kid should be taken away from the mother and given to the store to work as an indentured servant.
Although I agree with Louis, that the blogging is kind of stupid, it's not about the fact that the kid wouldn't have made it to the bathroom, it's that they wouldn't let het use the bathroom during an emergency. I know they have policy's, but common, it's an emergency.
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I understand the "rated for public use" horseshit but nobody has any Goddamn humanity anymore. Everyone is a "follow the rules" by the book douche these days. Men have no balls. Women have no sense. If I were the manager I would have used COMMON SENSE. Looked at the situation and said "Ok, go ahead." Parents are dumb. We know this. But God almighty, every has a stick up their asses these days. It's like when you see these 16 yr old robots at a food joint who explains the rules verbatim.
was it the manager that told her no? if it wasnt then im sure that employee didnt want to get chewed out for the mess that woulda been left in that bathroom
common sense says don't let the kid spray feces all over the product. As it was the kid clearly shat everywhere, at least it was in the cuntomers area and not where they prepare the food.
wow that woman is a dumb b!tch. She's in the food court...what food court doesn't have a bathroom right nearby? Use it, retard! And how did she know the kid was gonna have diarrhea before it happened? If she had diarrhea earlier, she shouldn't have taken her out to begin with.
A blog? And she boycotts the chocolate factory? Really? I got a kid. I know what it's like but this mother is dumb. She was eating, obviously in the food court and she runs to a chocolate factory? And then boycotts like "how dare they have bathroom policy? Bitch.
Louis is right, she is a shitty mom. She probably already knew the kid was sick when she took her to the mall, or the kid already complained that her tummy hurt.
The mom sucks and deserved every bit of her chocolate treat.
I feel sorry for the people who witnessed this. They'll never look at chocolate the same way again.
goldpants504 3 months ago
Lets be real, ITS JUST SHIT! DEAL WITH IT!
rodericf1 5 months ago
Last year I went through the airport on my way to New York, and among the many stores I noticed one: "Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory."
I laughed hysterically to myself.
Snoofalah 5 months ago
Oh I'm a mutha, my job is so fucking hahhd! Shut up you self righteous bloggin cunt, why don't you get off the internet and raise your kids properly while your husband is most likely at work paying for you and your children's spastic assholes to go to that fucking mall!
cragmac1000 5 months ago
I'd like to take a big brown blogging brumskie on that cunts face! You want some hot rocky mountain brumskie, coming right up!
cragmac1000 5 months ago
What a dumb, lazy, irresponsible cunt.
ForceRecon198 5 months ago
Alright, the worse part of the entire story is the 100,000 people who read the mother's moronic blog. 100,000 dumb nosy fuck faces.
EuchridEucrow1 5 months ago
Have any non-UK residents on here seen the 1996 film "Trainspotting"? There a scene in that film pertaining to the toilet. Search, click, laugh, die.
Btw, what do you think C.K. is more obsessed with: diahorrea or AIDS? I have yet to ask the man himself in anticipation of interwbes opinion...
GordonMorrice 5 months ago
Lol death threats, what a fucking baby. People say plenty of shit especially on youtube and yahoo alone, doesn't mean they're going to do anything about it.
MindstormRecs 6 months ago
Meanwhile the other outcome of this is "Tonight's top story, kid shits all over food at 'rocky mountain chocolate factory'"
Dionysus187 6 months ago
i hate both sides
xx1andONLYCJxx 7 months ago
rocky mt. chocolate factory lmao hahaha how ironic
xx1andONLYCJxx 7 months ago
"Beat me with a lead pipe."
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Those guyssss lol
Sangiath 7 months ago
Wiat so the mother is starting this internet site? ok i hate the mother. lol
TOOLxoxo 8 months ago
Haha..."They wanted to beat me with a lead pipe."
KrfNYC2 8 months ago 3
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i'm on the mother's side
obsday 9 months ago
rocky mountain chocolate factory. rofl.
harrypalms1112 9 months ago
You don't go to the lemonade stand and demand to piss...*car crash*
TomMSTie1138 9 months ago 2
I wish the fucker that laughs like diseased penguin would shut the fuck up.
existenceisrelative 9 months ago
Not all people were meant to have kids...but they DO, That dumb bitch can learn from her neglecting to take her kids diarrhea into account before going out "shopping" or she can do it over and over.
Businesses are not public bathrooms, if you can't grasp simple concepts then your probably a waste of space and a hazard to yourself and others.
Shargrailar 10 months ago 2
CK you dumb motherfucker thus campaign wasn't the mothers doing she just mentioned it and OTHER people on the net ran with it Mr I can pay for a personal Mexican to run after my kids with a porta potty im so rich, douche
darkbunglex 10 months ago
@darkbunglex If you had listened to the bit the reporter said the mother started a blog asking that people boycott the candy store.
Shargrailar 10 months ago 2
@darkbunglex lol Louis CK IS mexican you racist douche
richardtheconquerer 7 months ago
Time spent pleading for bathroom use is time that could have been spent carrying child around the corner to public restroom...
iz2sicc 10 months ago 2
Boycott Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory? Ive never seen one before, but im gonna find one somewhere close to where I live so I can buy something. They probably lost a lot of business for no good reason thanks to that stupid blowhard bitch.
SK371 10 months ago
Reverse funnel FTW
RedDaVincy 11 months ago
rocky mountain chocolate factory??? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
akiddnamedalex 1 year ago
lol Louis CK is actually a genius
ryandrums1001 1 year ago 4
Hate her.
A. Get over it, shit (literally) happens
B. I don't want your daughters crap near my food. Unless it is a MEDICAL emergency, Fuck Off!!
C. I have had bathroom emergencies, no one made special rules for me. And an adult having 'emergencies' is far more embarrassing then a kid
D. 90% of population has a child at one point-do rules just not apply to them? Child=free pass to break rules of order; Child late for school? You can speed!!! etc etc etc
H-A-T-E her
Hopeful71 1 year ago 9
Aren't the bathrooms near the food court in the mall? What a fucking retard.
baronofbefoulment 1 year ago 11
That mother is a total retard, yes lets boycott a store that doesn't want you to spread your rotten kid's diarrhea and sickness all over their food. Your not in a Toys R Us you child's shit eater, your in a fucking food store. Stop trying to get people to get angry at them cuz you are a failure of a parent
Messyman16 1 year ago 3
Why can't liberal women think normally? At least from this I can guess she's a liberal cunt. She feels that they owe her as a person to use their bathroom. Fuck her and her shit covered kid. Why can't we just start killing these people? NO ONE will care when they're gone. Every sane person in their family hates them. The only people who will care, will be other unrealistic people like her, who would be dead anyway. I think it's a good plan. They're broken people.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 you're pretty gay.
ToxicMayo9 1 year ago
@ToxicMayo9 Stick it in your rocky mountain chocolate factory.
maxwell12345678999 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 Your trying really hard to gain laughs from people be just being shocking. Its not very funny. Kill yourself
ToxicMayo9 1 year ago
@ToxicMayo9 I'm not really trying to get laughs. I'm sharing my opinion on social issues in this society. Y'know, cause I can do that? So go fuck yourself, queer. Think out an argument a few moves in advance, because now you look silly and have to just rephrase what has already been said. Goodbye.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 look at your account name...i fucking hate you so much. its stupid people like you who make labels possible.
JustinKeithD 1 year ago
@JustinKeithD Troll
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
@EmoSceneKid654 youre a joke.
JustinKeithD 1 year ago
does anyone know the date this aired? thanks
Dolemint 1 year ago
Louis CK is absolutely right, I hate this stupid mother.
Breinstein99 1 year ago
my daughter left truffles all over the floor....dumb....are you afraid someones gonna break in and clean it....dumb....louis ck....genius
leomovivo 1 year ago
This is probably my favorite Opie Anthony episode.
soulmman 1 year ago
why didn't she simply go to the Better business bureau website and file a complaint, this lady is weird, I went to a place that is very specific in what they offer...disabled housing, but my application was turned down, I said "why would I waste my time filling out an application, if I didn't need it?" but this place was horrible about it
sr038 1 year ago
I went to New York in July, and in the airport I came across a Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, and immediately I laughed.
Snoofalah 1 year ago
Best Line " You are responsible for your kids anus
mario12345678 1 year ago 3
Cunt
guitar0wnz 1 year ago 3
sttfu norton, i don't wanna hear your dumbass speak ever again
Nightwing690 1 year ago
@Nightwing690 Yes. I keep having to listen to this moron when I want to hear Louis CK
SlipkPie 1 year ago
"Louis CK just did a spit-take." So did I.
It did kinda suck they wouldn't let the kid into the bathroom, but if she was flowing feces as it was happening and there was a public one close by, fuckin' take her into the one nobody can say you can't use. Nobody involved made a single good decision.
Was this on the news? How is some woman with rocky mountain chocolate cascading down her and someone saying 'bathroom's for employees only' news? Isn't the news for reporting events?
lastunusedname 1 year ago
Highlights:
"Shut up. I'm making a website because you broke your pants on my body."
"This is what it sounds like - 'Help!' Pfffffffffffffft 'I'm going to sue you now.' The kid would not have made it. She probably would have had diarrhea on the chocolate."
destructorcreator 1 year ago
I'm not saying he's always right, or that he'll always be right, but I have never heard Louis CK say anything that I disagreed with. Ever. Every time I hear him speak - even when he hides the point under exaggeration for comic effect - he always puts a fair, considerate point forward. Good on you, Louis.
destructorcreator 1 year ago 4
do they even make pipes made of lead?
Sounds dangerous
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Nightwing690 1 year ago
I have 6 year old niece and if she is sick i won't take her out anywhere,
but if I have to go somewhere and she has diarrhea i will put a pull-up
on her and bring extra pull-ups and an extra set of clothes.
that mother was not thinking/
jasonblackwell75 1 year ago
@jasonblackwell75 I agree, and again, she was not thinking when she asked if her burden could use the employee toilet, and the dumb cunt is starting campaign to boycott all the stores 'cause of not letting a shit-covered crying lump for not using the employee toilet, rules are rules you dumb whore, you have no right to start a campaign against this place
Nightwing690 1 year ago
So if she would have ran to the bathroom instead of arguing she would have gotten her kid to the bathroom on time, dumb idiot
TheLoneRanger13 1 year ago
"Was.... beat me with a lead pipe."
calderownz 1 year ago
Yeah, remember the first time you learned "it isn't always going to be a fart?" Some folks only have to learn that message once.
mrmoofle 1 year ago
I get that it was shitty of the manager not to give the kid a break, but she doesn't deserve death threats, or a fuckin campaign against her. The worst that idiot mom should do is complain to her friends (if she has any).
MartytheMarty 1 year ago 3
dumb cunt your at the mall GO TO THE PUBLIC BATHROOM!!!shes just embarrassed her kid shit on herself in a public place...i hope she does get beat to death with a lead pipe
marsh4321 1 year ago 3
I've been to that place, it's 20 miles away lmao
swingingfordearlife 1 year ago
Rocky mountain chocolate factory ROFLMFAO
DripinYelaMadnz 1 year ago 5
what a cunt, the mother that is
MrFreeman420 1 year ago 5
They lock the bathrooms at gas stations so homeless people don't camp out in them, as far as I know.
singedrac 1 year ago
fuck that shit kid and the fucking mother
manuntd2009 1 year ago 4
what a stupid cunt. oh yeah, since one employee wont let you use their private bathroom and youre too fucking dumb to go to the public one outside, lets start a massive boycott against the entire company. i hope some of the diarhea sprayed into the mom's mouth.
lucky7monkey 2 years ago 5
I hope Rocky Mountain sues her for slandering THE ENTIRE CHAIN based on one employee's decision.
OboxerU 2 years ago 5
amen to that too.
lucky7monkey 2 years ago 3
Fuck customers and their sense of entitlement
PtrckSh 2 years ago 5
a-fucking-men!
i work at a crafting warehouse and i recently had to clean up the remains of a little girl's shit that the mother had smeared all over the aisle in a poor attempt to clean it up (without telling any employees). as i was mopping up the shit, the mother continued to shop in the same aisle and didnt make any effort to help me or even say sorry.. she simply continued shopping and then sarcastically said "thanks.." also as i was mopping, customers continued to ask me for price checks!
lucky7monkey 2 years ago 4
wow, that is must have been a truly shitty experience.
Panasper 1 year ago 4
If Louis thinks that American parents are shitty he should spend a day at my job where the majority of the parents of the students are immigrants. 2/3 of the foreign families send their kid to school every day with no breakfast & candy for lunch,the parents won't brush the kid's teeth,clean the snot off the kid's face, or put lotion on the kid's bloody/cracked skin during the winter.They repeatedly bring the kids in with a full diaper.& they will dump them off knowing they have a fever or flu.
WhiskeytheCowboyCure 2 years ago
@WhiskeytheCowboyCure why do kids need candy in school? wtf
jonasHM 2 years ago
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WhiskeytheCowboyCure 2 years ago
And yet they're all healthy as horses. I think living in filth builds up your immune system. And plenty of trailer-trash American-born parents send their kids to school with candy for lunch and dirty bodies... I know, because sometimes I take them home and bathe them... and then check them for prostate cancer...
johnclavis 2 years ago
there was a fucking public bathroom around the corner. anyone that sides with this cunt mother is wrong.
griffonstink 2 years ago 6
Exactly! It's a fucking MALL! There are bathrooms on every floor! What kind of blitzkrieg digestive system does the little girl have, where she can go from "fine" to "diarrhea cannon" in 15 seconds and the mother doesn't have time to haul her to the nearest restroom? And how is this kid's dysentery the fault of the store she happened to be outside at the moment?
The kid should be taken away from the mother and given to the store to work as an indentured servant.
johnclavis 2 years ago 5
Although I agree with Louis, that the blogging is kind of stupid, it's not about the fact that the kid wouldn't have made it to the bathroom, it's that they wouldn't let het use the bathroom during an emergency. I know they have policy's, but common, it's an emergency.
SophiaTrash 2 years ago
Louis CK is a bit of a cynic ain't he?
livardo 2 years ago
yea.
pdaniels9000 2 years ago
@livardo
He's a realist.
aha45 2 years ago 2
beat me with a lead pipe
AttackMyAss 2 years ago
WOW I'm absolutely stunned at how fucking stupid that lady was I mean really come on just pay attention to your fucking kid.
wtficantgetanamewtf 2 years ago 3
Ugh. She sounds like the type of mom who brings her kid into R-rated movies then sues the theater for exposing her kid to foul language.
encliticcopula 2 years ago 15
every mall has atleast 3 different bathrooms. this cunt couldn't just go where she knew for a fact she would be able to handle this.
rezmoneynwkubs 2 years ago 7
you earned a sub :)
moepippy 2 years ago
im so happy to hear louis ck say he hates most american parents
boothesquirrel 2 years ago 83
@boothesquirrel not that i disagree but why do u say that?
benmcd170 1 year ago
@boothesquirrel I know right. Now I don't have to feel like such a bad person for feeling the same way... god damn cunts.
ForceRecon198 5 months ago
"Dumb gum."
Gum sucks. When they make me do that, I always pay with a 20 and clean out their change. Fuck 'em.
OboxerU 2 years ago 4
lmao....I've done the same thing...boy does the awful mexican broad behind the counter hates ya...
Bgoff27 2 years ago 2
Massive accident! hahahahaha!!!!
sillyassynipples 2 years ago
You know what Jimmy thinks? "It stinks and I don't like it!" ah boo.
TomMSTie 2 years ago 2
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I understand the "rated for public use" horseshit but nobody has any Goddamn humanity anymore. Everyone is a "follow the rules" by the book douche these days. Men have no balls. Women have no sense. If I were the manager I would have used COMMON SENSE. Looked at the situation and said "Ok, go ahead." Parents are dumb. We know this. But God almighty, every has a stick up their asses these days. It's like when you see these 16 yr old robots at a food joint who explains the rules verbatim.
RayPinpillage 2 years ago
was it the manager that told her no? if it wasnt then im sure that employee didnt want to get chewed out for the mess that woulda been left in that bathroom
lucky7monkey 2 years ago 4
common sense says don't let the kid spray feces all over the product. As it was the kid clearly shat everywhere, at least it was in the cuntomers area and not where they prepare the food.
Panasper 1 year ago
wow that woman is a dumb b!tch. She's in the food court...what food court doesn't have a bathroom right nearby? Use it, retard! And how did she know the kid was gonna have diarrhea before it happened? If she had diarrhea earlier, she shouldn't have taken her out to begin with.
KNQuail 2 years ago 11
that is a bad mother and is why I feel people should have to pass a test in order to have kids
Splangy1 2 years ago 23
A blog? And she boycotts the chocolate factory? Really? I got a kid. I know what it's like but this mother is dumb. She was eating, obviously in the food court and she runs to a chocolate factory? And then boycotts like "how dare they have bathroom policy? Bitch.
r3myblack 2 years ago 12
the mother needs a fucking beatin after that and the kid for some reason now has to live with that shit. that is so unfair to the kid
Splangy1 2 years ago 4
This embarassing shit story was brought to you by the good people at The Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Messyman16 2 years ago 4
Hahaha I love O & A. And Louis.
TairyHesticles 2 years ago 3
haha this is the most funnist story i heard in a while
Godzilla00X 2 years ago 2
If you're in a mall, you go to the mall toilet. You don't run into the nearest store demanding special priviliges.
beelz3333 2 years ago 66
especially if the store sells food
bhlaab 2 years ago 11
But Sir, that would make sense
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago 6
Louis is right, she is a shitty mom. She probably already knew the kid was sick when she took her to the mall, or the kid already complained that her tummy hurt.
The mom sucks and deserved every bit of her chocolate treat.
kracmonster 2 years ago 12