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  • i think he used the blue balloon befor ehe made this video hahahahaha

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  • Don't use a glass bottle

  • I'm pretty sure this is fake because he smiles at the end like he is about to burst out laughing

  • Watch my homemade vagina for just 1 buck and safe yourself 9 bucks :-)

  • fucking get a girl dude . but you did look like you know how to suck things off when eating that ice cream so you might be into dudes.

  • this is gotta be a joke

  • 3:20 lol retard

  • the awkwardnes in this video is too damn high!

  • ur friends use it? WTF??? gross dude..

  • Im not by any means 'huge' . but my dick cannot fit in a gatorade bottle. no matter what freaking way i wouldd "sand" that hole down. no way in hell im fitting in there.

  • I THINK IT WAS A BET..OR THEY FORCED HIM TO DO IT..HAHAHA

  • Move over dick in the box - we've got dick in a bottle.

  • clearability?

    

  • His dick fits in a Gatorade bottle?! Wtf?

  • how the hell did i end up here?

  • youtube ebay or various porn sites?!

  • somebody help me, i got it in the bottle but now i cant get it out!!!

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  • even without the lid i couldn't put my penis in that. I would have to cut the bottle in half.

  • fuckin shit kid even a 10 year old couldnt stick his dick in that what you got the smallest dick in the world

  • i did this wrong and now im bleeding help

  • @gogeta6150 LMFAOOOO!!!

  • GET A LIFE FUCKING LOSER

  • is this a joke?

  • @orangepower88 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • You made one for your little brother ?! How old is he ?!

  • great tips from doctor dink lol

  • blowing up a balloon fail.

  • So this is what you wanted to use the drill for, son.

  • because im a bit bigger !! lmfao ....hate to say it if your dick fit in that you got a pencil dick bud, sorry .

    lol anal lubes wtf?

  • @smartmonkey777 you do realize that the balloon stretches we you put your dick in right

  • what if your bigger than the gatorade bottle? use the bottom of a 2 liter??

  • how the hell do you get your dick in the hole unless you got a pencil dick

  • my dick dosent fit man

  • @TheTerfo samee haha

  • wtf....u said u got one for ur little brother, as a christmas gift 0.0

  • he use tha gatorade bottle for his small dick smfh

  • Thats what happens when you smoke, you cant blow up a balloon

  • I laughed my ass oof!!!

  • why would you share the same balloon? thats just wrong.

  • maby hez kidding?

  • 3:22 HAHAHAHHA!!! omg i feel so sad for this guy

  • @Bastardoom probly used it and got cum in it and started choking o n it

  • You don't have to show your wein to make yourself look like a fool.

  • There's no way someones dick can fit in that pencil sized (hard plastic) hole.

  • Kid, you look so nervous. I laugh at you.

  • is he that ugly that he's using a bottle?

    He'll turn bi, it's easier to get sex with men when he realizezes it

  • @garycalgary there have been times when I am the sexiest thing left in the bar, I'd rather DIY on those occasions2.

  • whatever works for you pencil dick

  • Oh my god.....

  • Lol lol lol lol lol lol wow lmfao aha

  • ur dick can fit in there 0-0 wow

  • You should put off comments xD

  • Fucking hilarious!! Especially when he started coughing lmfaoo

  • my dick is to big for it!!!

  • super funny though

    

  • lmao this made my day..

  • is that..KassemG???

  • fail

    

  • Goddam wtf y does he keep choking on the fuckn balloon..Y Does he just eat tha popsicle that way., And You gave it as a Christmas gift....You sir, are fuckin hilarious

  • Dad: Is That A Bong Son?!

    Son: No Dad It's A Vagina!

    Dad: Oh, O.K.

  • how did i get here?

  • I second that. Very witty stuff, has to be tongue in cheek! I don't know how anyone could even fit in a gator aid bottle, Good stuff! :)

  • Ya there's no way i've tried stickin my dick in gatorade bottle hole...the hole's are too small.

  • @MrPathoLogiCalLiaR

    way too small, he must be bullshitting in this vid

  • a vagina that you could buy? XD

  • I think hes bullshiting and just being funny

  • load released thanks

  • LMFAO alright i wont share my bottle but i will share my ballon :)

  • this was funny as hell

  • Btw you guys looked up and watched a video of how to make a vagina so u cant complain and im sick of all u dicks out there who r like "my dick is too big" , fuck off

  • Do any of you fucking realize hes showing u how to make a vagina and be funny! Hes not retarded or high its called comedy and u fuckers dont even understand that shit

  • Get a real vagina

  • Kid: hey dad can I use your drill?

    Dad: what for son?

    Kid: im gona make a vagina out of a gatorade bottle

  • I don't know the fancy word for it, but I call it a cap......

  • Hmm, still unsure I like my vagina to be green and have the photon de-pikachewator on the side!

  • dude if you spent as much efforts on getting a girlfriend you would be fucking a real pussy

  • you can get a drill for like $20

  • Lol when hes playing with the baloon he seems nervous,this was so funny

  • first of all. What The Fuck Dude !!! second I couldnt fit my dick in that hole

  • Can I replace my vagina with this one? You got some fancy technical work there. XD

  • How nice of Gatorade to include lids with bottles

  • lol cought more

  • This dudes funny as fuck

  • XD its fun for everyobe i even made obe for my little brother lol funniest video ever

  • wat

    the

    hell

  • he technically didnt even explain how he made it he just showed it off hahahaha

  • Is this a joke? I feel like he's serious but also bullshitting...?

  • Alright then , this guy smoked waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to many weed.

  • Sounded like there was some left over cum in that blue balloon

  • lol@ letting your friends use the same balloon.

  • Think this guy smoked way too much weed and thought this was an awesome idea

  • So this is were you used the drill for?! Son , i wish we never adopted you.

  • so sad

  • LOL This some funny ass shit! and u don't wanta make a fool of your self? your on youtube teaching people how to make a vagina. that's just hilarious!

  • @residentsleep Yes , yes it is!

  • You have to eat the popsicle first!? Nooooo

  • Hmm, maybe I should post my used penis-pump on Craigslist or eBay just to see if it'll actually sell. You think some one will buy it?

  • Was this embarrassing?

  • ahahahahhaa

    

  • funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny­funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny­funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny­funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny stuff you are the next tom green your very funy dude

  • this was def the funniest video ive ever seen on youtube...sharing it with your friends smh lmao

  • Auto felatio ftw

  • haha sum 1 gotta babie dikkkkkkk

  • 7:24 wiping his own cum of his face lol

  • Someone lost a bet

  • i'd tap that..... i meant the bottle not the dude.... have you seen that dude? looking at him makes me shiver..... and im a girl so that sucks for him.

  • @skittlelover015

    You're also asian, so that sucks for you...

  • @skittlelover015 You sure? I mean, the bottle and I are a package deal. Gotta take us both, cause I would never part with my bestest friend!

  • DON'T FORGET TO USE A CONDOM! SAFE SEX

  • The hole is so small for me

  • lol your so funny!

    

  • "its fun for everybody" lmaoooo

  • FUCK!!! my gatorade didnt come with a lid....

  • im 13 dude and my dick wont fit in there......ill make it simple for you.......you have a small penis...

  • Im sorry but my dick would not fit in some little bottle

  • 5:03 ??????????????? LOL

  • @kellkan69 are you seriously trying to tell me your friends dont cum in your gatorade bottles?! how strange >.<

  • then again u may have asthma if u do i am srry but if u dont quit smoking :)

  • lol 3:22 u need to quit smoking watever u r on bud

  • 3:50-4:00 ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @TheTuskforce so is his dick

  • hmmm drill something XD

  • LOL INTERNETS

  • just make a FIFI lol there better

  • one time use only.hard to clean up inside mess.

  • good temporary use

  • Ok im dissapointed lil i tried this but my dik dont fit haha oh well got a real pusssy sitting next to me -3 julie

  • U fucked up basterd u

  • This is so funny! I think he's deliberately being weird... And is it me or does he look a bit like Kassem G?

  • lol, you got it for your brother.. weird.

  • My dick was to big. I'm 14. Hows your dick fit. Baby dick

  • U must have a baby dick because my dick didn't even fit. My dick was to big. And I'm only 14

  • have your friends use it wtf!!!!

  • ok so im not trying to brag or anything but my unit cant fit in the opening of the gatorade bottle. what do i do

  • U r not right

  • You gave your little brother one for a gift?!?!? Wtf!

  • this guy is fucked in the head lol

  • thats funny how he said "My Purposes" as if he were a scientist!

  • @calproduce this guy is the next ashton!

  • Just let your friends use it ?

    WTF! Nasty

  • Usually Gatorade bottles do come with a lid....... Key word usually, and there is no fancy name for a lid lol

  • foreveralone lol

  • i honestly cant tell if your a hero or a prat. shit one dude

  • seriously the best video i ever seen

  • dude you kinda suck at making videos haha we know that gatorade bottles come with caps, and learn to blow up a balloon, and that is nasty if u have ur friends use the same balloon as you if you know wat i mean, were u trying to be funny with the popcycle stik thing where u said u have to eat it 1st?

  • I don't know the technical term myself but I call it a cap.

  • Why should we follow your vid if we could do your mum for less than $10

  • You don't want to make a fool of you over youtube.......... HA HA HAAAA!!!! Sorry mate, you've already done that without showing us, you nobbing it with your tool!

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  • Lol... I share everything like that with my friends

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • what do you need the drill for son?

    to make a fake vagina

    am disappoint

  • ok WTF......

  • Whats this dude smokin??? I want what hes havin!!!

  • my thing is too big it dont fit

  • haha "it might not come with a cap but they usually do

  • lol if u and ur frends are using it

  • lol this is funny

  • clearability. ftw

  • Blowing a balloon lol

  • All I have to say is that the lid is really not that big.....

  • ok enough talking ...show us by using it yourself!!

  • I don't think you need to show your dick to make a fool of urself on YouTube..your doing just fine

  • That takes some major sack to upload this vid

  • What a fucking  re re

  • He can't blow up a balloon lol

  • How do you tie the balloon to the cap of the bottle with out it ripping.

  • Well... He is a smoker...