Withnail and I (part 3)

[Nanotech92]

What did Danny say at the end?

[18andreab]

the rocker bloke...the actor that played him plays the same character in Waynes World...hm..

[SquiSac01]

the way he says horrible really but they like that the little girls hahahaha <3

[jhinwxm]

"balls, I'll swallow it and run a mile"

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*ck off while your doing it"

[Gallucciboy23]

never noticed at the end of the sequence with Withnail and Danny

"have either of you got any shoes" hahaha

[JoeTheToucan]

"Prostitutes for the bees". Christ, I've never heard such genius.

[sta1V1ina]

Apparently Super Hans was based on Danny

[randypan71]

uncle monty went to school with me mate's dad

[shovingwords]

I love Monty. "Awww... Splendid... so you're a Thespian too?"

[TheSteelStallion]

His mechanisms gone!

[Hemulen40]

Danny da Dealer is really da shit !

[74DrJB]

@Hemulen40

Do actually speak like that? How unfortunate.

[Hemulen40]

Respond to this video... And ´Do actually speak like that ´ is supposed to mean WHAT ? You , sir , don´t even master your own language , so shut da fuck up will ye !

[DiamondSoul]

Sherry? Sherry.

[MrKenny1878]

You either get this film or you dont i for one get it a bit to much.Im off to the pub for some cider and ice!

[TreyRoque]

"Free to those who can afford it..."

[Numboss]

@TreyRoque and ' very expensive to those that can't '.

[Numboss]

Seeing as Monty liked carrots so much, I wonder what he would have thought of the Camberwell variety.

[firelovesugar100]

'ah he went to Eton! Reeeooowwww! XD

[markstar777]

u can stuff it up ur ass 4 nothin and fuck off while ur doin' it

[cromlek]

"Has he just been busted?" ...."Then why's he wearing that old suit?" >>> Danny needed his own film! :)

[69chevchelios]

HEY, is the hippy dude Russell Brand's dad?

[garethdavies84]

Phenodihydrochloride benzelex... anyone know what the hell that is exactly????? Coz i want some!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[missvodka1989]

@garethdavies84 street name :- THE EMBALMER! - unfortunately,no it isnt a real drug! Danny makes the name up to try and out do withnail. I had same question time ago :) xxx

[garethdavies84]

Don't get uptight with me man. Because if you do I'll have to give you a dose of medicine and if I spike you you'll know you've been spoken to.

[2Touchstone]

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing, and fuck off while you're doing it.

[leemcumiskey]

When i am finished with you, you will think a brain tumour is a birthday present.

[Messylin]

I always thought Monty was referring to 'The Dame', as in Falstaff's Mistress Quickly from Henry IV... only recently realising he said 'The Dane', as in Hamlet! Well, don't tell me my original hearing of it was completely out of left field...

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

this is a pretty popular movie if you think about it, 46 thousand people like it too

[Spyritus]

Eccentric? He's insane! And not only that, he's a raving homosexual

[CanadianDarlin]

The best movie ever... it always makes me laugh! I wish everyone in the world had a copy... but then again maybe not everyone would get it. hahaha. Still my favourite!

[00veryM]

yet again that oaf has destroyed my day..haha

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

im affraid i cant offer you both anything lol fucking epic pricless pwned haha

[8AandA8]

"... so we're gonna make one that shits itself aswell." LMAO! Absolute genius!

[PeterOwen88]

of course its a comedy....one of the best too :)

[helraiser666painkil]

my god that was really funny with monty's cat at 5.54 you greesey little parasite how dare you you little thug ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this film always makes my pureley laugh it's so dam funny pure class stuff. is this a comedey film or what? folks I've seen it loads of times before on TV just wondering if it is does anybody know on here. Stephen BSc.

[Skamplicated]

"as a matter of fact i'm thinking of retiring and going into business" lol

[PlavOciZena]

Looks like a film about a posh person feeling sorry for himself

[OscarCommie]

and how!

[JoseyJames]

I met Danny yesterday :) in belfast

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

id rather meet withnail

[ULPete]

ive just realised u can just leave this film running while doing something else and the sound on its own is still brilliant

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

@ULPete this movie is AMAZING! like I can be anywhere and I will think about a certain scene in the movie, and I laugh everytime lol

[BingerSpice]

@ULPete I jst thought the same!

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

i love how Marwood says he is a blithing homosexual hahaha that is comedy gold

[loveRussBrand]

Have either of you got shoes? lolll

[sunmachine09]

I'll say one thing for Monty, he has an exceptionally well kept drawing room.

[tinyrebellion]

dreadful little isrealite!

[workshyy]

Trade: Phenodihydrochloridebenzelex.

Street: "The Embalmer".

Rofl!

[Dumplingmaster]

i think this film is as sad(nostalgic)as it is funny and charming,the end of the 60's,withnail nearing 30 and they part in the sublime final scene.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Oh you little traitors! I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts! prostitutes for the beeees! There is, you will agree, a certain je n'ai se quoi ohhh so very special...about a firm young carrot.

[SteveShootsStreet]

If I spike you you'll know you've been spoken too LOL

[SteveShootsStreet]

He's a low-tempreture spade....

[euxipavtu]

Watched this movie countless times and the one line I never get is "just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix..." What's he talking about? Everybody seems to love this line and it's driving me nuts. Can anybody help me out?

[withnailandiforum]

He is talking about the stitches that the surgeon would have put in, having sewn him up after taking out his appendix.

[euxipavtu]

Thanks.

[phdhbtdsmmm]

euxipavtu:

The line basically means that Danny is so uncooth and lower class, that the best stitching he has ever had is not from having fine clothes made for him - but being sewn back up by a doctor after having his appendix out.

That's the best tailoring he's ever had.

[Lpoolboy]

@euxipavtu I have some brilliant stiches above my appendix. The doctor did a great job. :p

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

@euxipavtu What he meant by this, when they make a fine a suit they tailor it, withnail uses the term "tearing" meaning that danny would know nothing about the tailoring of a fine suit, because he is low class. So withnail says the best "tearing" he's ever seen is above the appedix, meaning the best stitching, like the stitching on a suit, is the best hes ever seen was that from a surgeon.

[heartworm666]

@euxipavtu Same here, i've wondered throughout the 20+ times I have seen this film. I know I get the drift of what he is saying, but is there something in particular we are missing?

[getfitdit]

@euxipavtu you can't be that fuckin stupid?

[pb321go]

Posh people had their suits made by Hawkes (who became Gieves and Hawkes) in Savile Row. Ordinary people can't afford any sort of stitching ... except what the surgeon does to them (on the NHS) when they have physical problems.

[XDV595K]

Sherry. Sherry. Sherry? Sherry.

[phdhbtdsmmm]

You're 1 'Sherry' short! ;-)

Sherry? Sherry. Sherry? Sherry. Sherry.

[theanonymousBB]

I still can't decide if the judge in Danny's story was wearing a particularly hat-like wig or if Danny just didn't know its actually a wig. Surely Danny would be acquainted with courtrooms enough to know that? Especially since "law rather appeals to [him]"

[madgirl414]

He has a strange relationship with his cat...

[pete26454]

prostitutes for the bees...

[sinbin55671]

"I'm not having this shagsack insulting me"

[face1990]

omg you're so kewl!

[leeds2291]

chin chin

[markkenworthy]

every line a complete gem!!!!

[sbgrant]

Honestly. This film is ridiculously well-scripted.

[chrissyq]

we're not all gay. otherwise our population would die out. how foolish of you to suggest our collective homosexuality you vile half brained man

[stevechasmar]

What absolute twaddle.

[BuddahUK]

One was adopting the persona of the average cyber surfing american teen coming across this comedic jewel.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

BuddhaUK there are more intelligent, sophisticated and witty creatures than you in an unflushed toilet bowl. And your fixation on 'gay ass gays' suggests you secretly long for a bit of meat in your seat

[BuddahUK]

I WAS joking! If you look at similar repllies to the original post. I am being a typical American teen stumbling across the greatness of Withnail.

[VoxJoxx]

wow, that is a brilliant cuss, wp.

[markbikes]

Who is the hippy bloke in the flat ?

[harp0marx]

I will never play the dane

[DessThePuk]

lol, i'm a dane, so that line destroyed me... (in a good way)

[JCnephin]

armarama

[Skamplicated]

same actor as harry potter uncle yes.

[s2587625]

monty = uncle weasley from Harry Potter?

[33grass33]

uncle dersley, harry's uncle yep.

[mahound9]

Richard Griffith's, his name is.

[33grass33]

i know lol i meant his character in harry potter was uncle dursley.

[frederickbabyyeah]

what always makes me laugh is at 1:58, u can just see marwoods pants as he changes casualy in the background XD

[catbirdtree]

Do you like vegetables?

[ScalerWave]

"I had to beat them to death.....with their own shoes"

[Squeaky1423]

Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't!

[ashwinkini1978]

Where can I find friends like these? Would've been an awesome experience

[withnailandiforum]

On the forum.

[knottyjohnnydirty]

@withnailandiforum In person, in real life?

[knottyjohnnydirty]

@withnailandiforum In person, in real life? You would need to be a drinker in a creative industry like acting or clubs music venues etc.

[withnailandiforum]

@knottyjohnnydirty Well I've played drums in most of the shitty venues of London.

[knottyjohnnydirty]

@withnailandiforum TBH I have had many close friends like that (Withnail) but the flame is bright and burns for a short time. These other wankers would be mutual known friends. Especially that mop a top there aerial head. I could talk shit all day long and he would only need one sentence by comparison.

[archeronfoot]

Or at Sleddale Hall. Theres always someone there

[missvodka1989]

@ashwinkini1978 : lol i like this film because it reminds me of my friends. start taking drugs and these people appear as if from nowhere!!! creeping out of the woodworkof society.

[rude1987]

a doll that shits itself .......nice

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Old suit? This suit was cut by Holt's of Saville Row! Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything!

Don't get up tight wiv me man...Cuz if you do, I'll 'ave to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to....

[123hihi1]

if i medicined you,you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.....

[DaMuttzNutz]

or even Hawkes of Saville Row

[raahead]

yet again that oaf has destroyed my day

[markthreemillion]

get the damn little swine out of here!

[123hihi1]

it will die! it will die!

[Harnolb]

9:33 - There is a red pepper plant bearing fruit in the background. That Monty, an incorrigible vegetable grower... LOL!

[Harnolb]

Withnail loves to listen to Monty speak.

[gothsta76]

I've been watching you, especially you,prancing like a tit....God bless Boon

[Lozimia2]

"He's right monty, LOOK AT HIM!"

[BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe]

lol gay uncle monty hahaha this movie is so fascinating

[LeathanL]

Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Saville Row...just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix!...

[ckyrule7]

very very foolish words man. lol

[GibbletsMcGinty]

It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself....I will NEVER...play the Dane

[burnsybaby1987]

Grant is smiling when Monty talks about Rrrrraymond Duck!!!

[MickeyLove01]

Monty is the real-life Mr Cresote.

[rsheps1980]

it must die,it must die!

[lemurjim]

What is the song playing in monty's house and where can i get it?

[GemmBakko]

It is Schubert. I forget exactly what, though.

[Muskadash]

Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman, who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter-drips from crumpets.

[thomas9865347]

defintley one of my favourite films of all time absoutley love it

[AbeCage]

I never understand why people write down quotes from videos in the comment section.

[nickyd0101]

its because theyre great quotes!

[MickeyLove01]

Me too, if they want something that repeats itself they should get a parrot.

[trousermcgee]

Thank you for posting THE greatest movie of all time. Now I can watch it another 50 times on my iPod.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

The carrot has mystery. Flowers are

essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees. There is, you will agree, a certain je n'ai se quoi ohhh so very special...about a firm young carrot.

So you're a thesbian too???

It's true I crept the boards in my youth..

It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes  and quite reasonably says to himself....I will NEVER...play the Dane

Love the homo-eroticism in everything Uncle Monty says!!

[cwegers]

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while your at it"

[MoonstompingMike1985]

"you must leave, you must leave! yet again that oaf has destroyed my day!" lol

[demoman87]

Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile!

[drystonewell]

phenodalhydrochloridebenzedex!­!

[BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe]

OH JERK ME PFF WITH YOUR TUNG

[drystonewell]

Ha ha ha!! Your 20-character moniker, BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe.....did you randomly attack your keyboard pissed out of your mind?

[BLITZ4209mmKuSHSmoKe]

nah it just happend to fit. it was my old xbox live acount name lol

[freedom232x]

"You think you look normal your honour?

-cunt gave him 2 years"

lmao

[PINKcassettes]

"i will never play the dane" <---is that quote right? plus, what is he referring to in it? ...just if anyone know  ta very muchio! xxxx

[Tlfont]

Monty is referring to Hamlet, Prince of Denmark...a prized and very challenging Shakesperian lead role.

[pandorafoxly]

Hamlet

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

Hamlet

[vampireclan]

Thankyou so much for uploading this film you are the best! I've got this film on DVD but i've been watching it in college as college is boring lol :P

[bozzabbb]

canadian's are closer related to the english......

[eeelectricboogaloo]

I'm American, Midwestern, and I get what they're saying... :

[yeaheyeguess]

the toy industry

[edenic]

Wayne's World part two - danny reprises as Dave i think as a roadie! cum drug dealer and its one of the funniest things i have ever seen. It also underlines Mike myers genius and ecleticism! great stuff!

[spetsnaz5]

honestly I can't understand half of the things that they say in this movie.

[vonbontee]

What absolute twaddle!

[sisterzen]

This is the reason bald headed men are uptight!!

You wouldnt spike me you are too mean!!

[Gr8tCompany]

Sherry. Sherry.Sherry.? Sherry.Sherry...

[Nayson]

must. resist. urge. to. quote. all. of. the. best. bits.