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  • he should of tentacle raped mina and lucy and forced them to have lesbian sex together. *LOL*

  • He just had to shed 400 years of pain before that nigga portion kicked in. Ain't like he pulled an Edward hahahaha =-O

  • It's pretty pathetic when you see one of the best villains in literature start sobbing like a high school student after a break-up and shedding purple tears. Call me cruel, but while I'm tolerant of this movie, parts like that are laughable. I like seeing him more like the Christopher Lee kind being a complete bloodthirsty jerk to everyone. He at least had some self-confidence and didn't turn the story into a soap opera.

  • Poor Dracula :( Mina u r crazy!

  • No one likes a cry baby :) Man up!

  • why doesn't keanu reeves use his matrix powers and do his superman thing

  • I prefer mina :) 

  • aww its a showdown between hannibal lecter and dracula xD who will win

  • @44excalibur

    Agree with everything u said! lol I'm watching this movie out of curiosity, and it really shouldn't be called Bram Stoker's Dracula

  • Love this movie but Anthony Hopkins would have made lot better Jonathan than Keanu Reeves did... I'm just sain

  • Vanhellsing's cooko for coco puffs.

  • What's scarier than Dracula? A raving Van Helsing. Comin' to getcha bitch!

  • @6:31 lmfao....Hoppy getting down with it.....ahahahahahahahahaha

  • Johnathan should just screw off, and let Dracula and Mina marry.

  • @Mathaius833 He can fuck Lucy like everybody damn else in the movie.

  • @Mathaius833 I'll say it again, Mina and Dracula are NOT in love with each other in Bram Stoker's novel and she is NOT the reincarnation of his dead wife. Jonathan and Mina are totally devoted to each other in the book and go on to have a son years later, and their characters are nothing like you see in this movie. It's great that some people actually like Coppola's little softcore porn film, but saying Jonathan should "screw off" based on nothing but this sleazy movie is ignorant.

  • @44excalibur In the novel, in the novel. As you have stated this movie is not the book, and in the movie, Johnathan should piss off, I don't really care what the original book says, as I am not talking about the book.

  • @Mathaius833 No, this movie is not the book, but it is worrisome when people say they "don't care what the book says" because books are where great stories come from. I'd rather see a film that was faithful to the vision of the man who actaully wrote the story than see it butchered by some aging Italian gangster-film director who hasn't made a good movie since the 1970's. I'd rather see Jonathan and Mina's characters as Stoker intended, and not Keanu and Winona's lame performances.

  • @44excalibur I agree with you. Even more unfaithful and canon-raping of the original book is "Dracula the Un-Dead", co-written by Bram Stoker's descendant Dacre. You need to read it yourself to believe how little respect Dacre has for his ancestor's original book, but, suffice to say, it goes on the supposition that (as in this movie) Mina had always been in love with Dracula. Indeed, the book takes after some of this movie's "porno" characteristics.

  • @neosoc Oh, believe me, I've heard of Dacre Stoker's desecration of his ancestor's work and read the synopsis. It seemed he only wanted to capitalize on his last name by butchering his ancestor's novel. 'Dracula: The Un-Dead' made no sense whatsoever. It was untrue to the characters, and the part about Jonathan and Mina's son Quincey turning out to be Dracula's son was impossible, since vampires can't procrate that way and Quincey was born years later on the same day Quincey Morris died.

  • Blue/red/purple/whatever tears? This movie keeps surprising me.

  • @Acig1981 funny story, though just a legend: Vlad once had a dinner party over, and surrounded the table with impaled victims. When one guest complained of the smell of the decay, vlad impaled him on an extra long spike, and placed him above all the rest of the victims, where he wouldn't have to breathe the stench. May be the source of that picture

  • Stupid Keeanu, why did you have to escape??...Poor Dracula....

  • "We may still save her precious soul....BUT...Not on an empty stomach!" LMFAO i'm dead.

  • I've been watching thin movie for more than 8 times...Because winona, keanu and anthony are my favorite actors

  • This is the most scary Dracula movie ever

  • good lord, mina and lucy are tramps, poor count...

  • i love this movie too@_@

  • Cant you feel the anguish and pain when he was crying over her? I love this movie.

  • Oh, I LOVE Anthony Hopkins! When he spun her around humming... lol :P

  • all the things that the doctor is reading about vlad dracul are truth storyes.

  • my favorite part is when dracula become a wolf

  • this movie is just not the same as the book

  • he is saying winds

  • sort of feel sory for Dracula

  • @guitarman3190 This is how I'd feel if the girl I'm pursuing (a waitress, beautiful, with dark hair like mina) and getting to know, doesn't want me. This is probably how I cry when I'm emotionally upset.

  • Yes Mina, don't worry about spoiled little Lucy. Dracula's gpomg tp tear my sweet little red-headed ass in too!!!

  • when dracula cries with all the candles surrounding him...what is he saying???

    I heard Vince?wince?what??anyone know?

  • he's saying "winds" :)

  • draculas a pimp ;)

  • Mina's a little ho

  • Lucy scares me!

  • we hav water polution because mina messed up on so many damn letters

  • he just sniffed her! Van Halsing did. IF I were mina....first i'd probaly border myself up in a church...and someone needs to teel him ( Dracuala) 'personal boundries' learn them, you creepy man! He gets waaaay to close to people! like ahhh!

  • Lucy looks like the devil itself....

  • ballkicker19, you are a fool; there is no need to import that thought.

  • GO ROMANIA

  • me too

  • I love this movie ^^

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