Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature The Onion America's Finest News Source

[davidspirit2]

My favorite part is 1:45 - I lol every time

[davidspirit2]

this is probably one of their best

[johnwarman54]

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!! lmao!

[duvexy]

Nothing from nature. LOL They are all chemicals from labs sprinkled with aborted baby kidneys like pepsi and nestle. Soylent green

[164AngelFireIce]

The funniest thing about the onion is that it's actually pretty acurate XD

[scottg4520]

Thumbs up if you like a lot of onions in yours

[kbub36]

For once, The Onion wasn't making anything up. ^.^

[TheOkami1113]

@2:00 Taco Bell isn't garbage already?! Never. Even. Knew.

[TroyMccluresbreth]

to increase the compressive strength of their burritos taco bell has incorporated silica fume, GOOGLE IT. literally quadruples the strength and overall lifespan of un reinforced tacos and burritos,

its anybodies guess what they'll do next, perhaps reinforced carbon nano tube chili powder, Mmmmmm tasties

[Gdog4evr]

@TroyMccluresbreth

Nah, reinforced carbon nano tubes are only good for increasing the TENSILE strength of burritos. To really get good compression strength, they'll have to start putting effort into proper cross hatching of the layers of silica. That means setting the beef down north/south, the sour cream west/east, lettuce goes south/north, etc. I sincerely doubt their employees are willing to put THAT much effort into it though, considering each taco would take about 17 minutes to construct.

[MrPentatonicScale]

@Gdog4evr well i work at taco bell and i can honestly say that the chemical procedure for synthesizing our ingredients is not that difficult, fast food corporations should have been doing this in the 70's. As far as the synthesis goes we mainly use catalytic hydrogenation, turning plastic into grease

[hashimotto]

wow I am gonna go get Taco bell right now and eat it forever.

[Davidgtatips]

Fake guys CBS was at the networks building its Just a fake news

[Sarahbellum820]

@Davidgtatips thankyou for clarifying that, dumass

[Sarahbellum820]

@Davidgtatips thankyou for clarifying that, idiot

[montazarmontazarmont]

I would actually like this.

[MerakiStyle]

Not 100% meat free, but its only 35% meat. The rest is oats and soy!

eatocracy.cnn.com/2011/01/25/y­o-quiero-isolated-oat-product/

[SoDamnGangsta]

@MerakiStyle actually not all of it is oats and soy. they put silicon dioxide in their "beef"....which is glass

[TheScientist0000000]

If you don't eat the Chalupa Fresca that absorbs carbon monoxide from the air around it, you're part of the PROBLEM.

[ShabbelleTiger]

God I could really go for some Taco Bell right about now.

[nc17atnce101]

I'mma eat there all the time now!

[HipHopLived]

They were right. According to the FDA Taco Bell beef is only 35% beef... Of course, after hearin' bout The Onion's brilliant Expose' the folks over at Taco Bell must'a added in the extra 31%.

[poodledreams]

Satire in it's purest form.

[derrickjenkins]

Burn in hell Taco Basturds.

[samyooljackson]

Lol if people believe this then The Onion is doing their job. The greatest satirical news network!

[headbanger623]

Longest title ever

[RockLobsta23]

@headbanger623 didnt even know you could make titles that long.

[purplelambo95]

yucky

[wingmasterjr1]

this is why i hate taco bell

[cshov]

@wingmasterjr1 if THIS is why you hate taco bell, you're an idiot

[wingmasterjr1]

@cshov no this isnt why there food does taste like it was made in a factory

[dafrandle]

well a thyat intreting

[ilovberries]

thats discusting!

[rosterthao]

lol;p