Armstrong & MIller - Teenage girls

[zomgseriosuly]

Scottish? Jewish? Handicapped guy? Piano players? I don't understand one thing about this video. :( I have no idea.

[irkibby]

@zomgseriosuly search for "Flanders and Swann" on YouTube, listen to a few of their songs (I reccomend "the english"). As you might see, Flanders is in a wheelchair. The pair you see on this video are a UK comedy duo, this is a section from their comedy show... a sort of tribute to Flanders and Swann

[emmag1959]

I've been listening to a lot of F&S recently, and A&M get it absolutely bang on. Perfect.

[annaisjesus]

THE LOVELIEST THING ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS - Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[123backinyerface]

LMAO, man these guys never fail to deliver absolute genius comedy.

Its all funny n this that n the other n shit, isn't it though.

[SuperNevile]

I think North Americans would be amazed (I might be wrong) that in Blighty we only had two channels for many years and even those channels were switched off to allow good christians to go to bed at the alloted time ~ which I think maybe the "joke" here. Can't remember if there were programmes in the morning either. Instead you got a calibration test card for hours with a little girl and a doll

[Richyhello]

@SuperNevile Over 60 years ago...and 60 years ago there were more TV sets in the UK than there were in the US, so who's gay now.

[Richierua]

harsh. Dont say shit about america, cos they is nails blood.

[TheIndigobeef]

@Richierua innit bruv

[TherealMrChristophel]

silly, Fyffe like women over 60...

[sleeming88]

The hidden lyrics of this song are something along the lines of *TEST CARD*

[DopamineAndRazzmataz]

3 people have no idea.

Sorry guys, it just HAD to be done.

[AQIKmirevent]

I love Miller's laugh



[oogalypoogalyman]

@AQIKmirevent hes doing swann's laugh. quite well too

[IPD07]

i really should know better than to drink while watching comedy.

when he said "They've no idea" i sprayed coke everywhere - my jeans, my desk, my phone..

i feel damp.

[MarcZERO1980]

WHERE IS THE REST OF THE SONG?

[TheMikeyReilly]

@MarcZERO1980 That's the joke.

[MarcZERO1980]

@TheMikeyReilly But...there isn't a joke. They cut away before it finish.

[TheMikeyReilly]

@MarcZERO1980 That's the joke. It's supposed to cut away. Because it's funny.

[irkibby]

@TheMikeyReilly

This divot's made me feel really clever.

[FreyjasFighter]

The Loveliest Thing About Teenaged Girls! *BEEEEEEEEEP* XD LMFAO

[MaRtHoR90909]

3 people have NO IDEA.......

[rlinfinity]

The best part was his laugh at 0:20... Brilliant stuff! :D

[jonjamg]

@rlinfinity Not quite high enough for Swann! But this song reminds me of "Have some Madeira me dear"!

[WitchOpal]

random bong :)

[stevebritgimp]

@WitchOpal It's a hookah - which I'm surprised the boys didn't make more of.

[ollytennant]

@WitchOpal It's a Shisha. I live in the Middle East so you see them everywhere =) Smell really nice

[zenzombie72]

A very Monty Python-esque ending.

[Canubis2k]

Gold!!!..great laugh lads!!

[adzug]

cloth covered vulcanized rubber on taught cat gut, i kno theyre funny but that sentence is sheer genius! the illiteration, the cadence of word, its fukkin great! i love clever intelligent writing.

[MrHeadingley]

@adzug That sentence was used in 1962, by Spike Milligan. It's not original, nor intelligent.

[Simracer1990]

neither are you.

[MrHeadingley]

@Simracer1990 - what you should have said is 'nor are you', but I don't suppose your education stretches to this level. Good try though. Thanks for playing.

[Simracer1990]

yes, I suppose it's "in" these days to have the education off a brick, like you. Now leave, troll.

[MrHeadingley]

@Simracer1990 - education 'of' a brick, not 'off' a brick, scoffer!

[Simracer1990]

@MrHeadingley What? You're still here? How... depressing.

[Chris45215]

@MrHeadingley As you know, proper grammar uses "either/or" and "neither/nor". However, there are cases where the terms can be juxtaposed; this is usually so that both words are used. For example, consider the sentence "If I had to prefer Armstrong or Miller, either would be acceptable."

What you could have said earlier is "It's neither original nor intelligent". Nonetheless, your original statement IS grammatically correct. Your grammar is of a respectable standard, but your conduct is not.

[BradleySherwoodFan]

@Chris45215 This is the best comment on YouTube!

[ZivEstVeritas]

They have no idea!

[jrune22]

lol @ that xD

[oXtrueloveXo]

his laugh made me LMFAO!!

[emiledon]

He's been overseeing the womens under 21s again !!! hahaha

[wizztay]

marvelocity

[ThornInMyScythe]

lolz XD

I love those sketches :P

[faceofpo]

Is that some ancient bong type thing he's smoking?

[tommyk77]

It's called a Shisha. It's Persian I think

[csmaca]

It's a hookah

[ichael333]

its i middle eastern smoking device, its like a cigarrete but it goes on for longer

[jackbade13]

@ichael333 shesha not sure on the spelling. it has no tobaco and u can smoke it with cool flavouras like rasberry and apple.

[SimonB198207]

ok youtubers, what IS the loveliest thing about teenage girls?

[allahonsteroids]

Their bodies.

[Nonielaa]

pedo

[allahonsteroids]

If you live in a country where the age of consent is 20, then yes I am a paedo.

[Nonielaa]

your perving on teenage girls , yes, you are a pedo.

[allahonsteroids]

Your profile says you're from the UK. the age of consent here is 16. So call it legal paedophilia if you will. Sexiness doesn't appear from nothing at 20 you know ;)

[daychilde]

I wouldn't be a paedo unless the age of consent was 34... :-(

[MrForcorrie]

how do you know hes not a teenager 2. dumb FUCK  JK

[OmegaRFox]

I do wonder what the song would be like but probably best to keep it quiet

[SimonB198207]

OmegaRFox - yeah, you're right. good call.

[OmegaRFox]

This is probably the funniest one

well except that one that maybe he gave to much info about how he spends his times with the over 60's

[killieboy93]

"i often cop a feel when i'm out with meals on wheels then i sh-" beeep

LOL!

[lolmanunlimited]

they've no idea!

[Rumpull4skin]

hahahaha... makes me wonder what's in that hookah :)

[FizzyDizzy12]

i love it when they do the beeping sound

[TeamHeavySuck]

That's the idea of the joke. :)

[sara301]

inspired..

[athull08]

They should have a fans' competition to see if anyone can write the rest of the song.

[HactarThe2nd]

I wish there were more videos of the pre-song stuff. All I can find is this and the Train Song.

[mmgringoire2]

I've seen Ben Millerin Malice Aforethought so i know what they're talking about with him seeming "respectable." I love these guys!!

[athull08]

The loveliest thing about teenage girls.....

Anyone want to finish the sentence?

[thechaos44]

Sparks - Teenage Girls

Yup, my work is done here...

[Noakesy1412]

haha, best youtube comment ever. you're such a tool.

[SpangledStars]

lolol

[gypsyroses198]

i love his laugh its so funny!

[orangeviktor]

I like how he moves forward in his chair and stares into the camera when he says "They have no idea!"

[Sprinklesofjoy]

They've No Idea!

[GWVideos22]

the lovliest thing about teenage girls...BEEP!!!! haha awesome

[sundeep65]

Teenage girls - damn!

[RobMetalRules]

Teenage Girls, Alright!! Giggity giggity goo!!

[winoguitaro]

reliable, trust worthy, a pillar of the community,.....they've no idea...LOL! X)

[gypsyroses198]

i love ben millers laugh on this ^^ plus i just love the entire thing me and my friends cant stop singing th dating song

[jelliflobbacatman]

thats bloody hilarious!

[LRonCupboard]

Taken off the air in 2 seconds - magnificent. Yes I know it's a sketch show.

[stevienicked]

Does anyone remember Flanders and Swann ?

[drbollocks1]

Yep...I remember the Hippopotamus song as a child. Didnt know who sang it until recently tho. Apparently they were huge in the 50s.

[Fimly]

I grew up with my dad playing the LPs and learning songs on the piano :D

[uarsman]

I love the simpering giggle that Ben Miller (the pianist) does during these sketches. Almost like a pre-pubescent Muttley!

[jomopromo41]

there show is so i

it kills me

[feckyouejeets]

This is not about rape.....

[ColleyFleur]

it could be...we have no idea! :D

[FranBMan]

One, it's not about rape and two, in the right context they are, so don't act so fucking pious.

[cobalt404]

Thank you for that brilliant insight. Anything else we should be aware of?

[BlitheringtonSmythe]

Oh my god, get over yourself. It's a bloody joke!!! I bet you're a bundle of laughs to be around

[ACsMOVIEs]

its not rape of you shout suprise first..lmao

[KenBirk13]

What exactly do you do all day?

[bootjangler]

Thanks for this. I didn't tape it. After all the previous songs, getting cut off after the first line is where the big laugh comes from.

[stuwdvpc]

this is my favorite Armostrong and Miller sketch