CKTV: The Pineapple Bong

[muarb]

song?

[Trestonnn13]

@muarb cky- 96 quite bitter beings

[JayKeaton]

I just wanted to thank you for freeing all of the slaves. Your a real hero man.

[CKTV]

You're very welcome, Jay.

It was tough but I pulled through, and now the slaves have been released, they are free to do as they please. Free to have opinions, ideals, concepts, and free to voice them if they so wish...

Free to make videos like this one, even.

One thing I'll add - Parting oceans is the easy bit. The hard part is organising them all...

[JayKeaton]

I am a mere mortals, I couldn't even begin to comprehend such godly concerns. My eyes are blinded just thinking about such things.

[CKTV]

It's ok - do not concern yourself. I am here to deal with any such things.

[romieo20]

DUDE, all i have to say...that wasn't a waste of a Pineapple Bro lol. i already had plans to make one while i was campin...NATURE ROCKS, LEGALIZE!

[CKTV]

It most certainly wasn't a waste of a pineapple, although considering it was going off, you have to agree, it'd've been a bigger waste throwing it away.

Nature does indeed rock. It's given us everything we have.

[aSp3encer]

Good shit.

song called Quite bitter beings? cky?

[CKTV]

Thankyou very much me ol' chap.

That is indeed the name of the song. Pick it up on Amazon or something... Well not Amazon... I only ever ordered from them once and they fucked it up for me...

Happy 'tubing!

[mattchu077]

dude your awesome haha.. i always like to get creative with pipes. apples are the easyest i found. i just made a bong out of a giant crayan coin bank its bad ass shit

[CKTV]

Thankyou very much man - I wouldn't quite go as far as saying I'm awesome... I mean... I didn't free the slaves or give women the vote... but thankyou...

I made a bong out of a 'Hard Rock Cafe' money box shaped like a guitar - Best bong I think I ever made...

[420bcbudsmoker]

terribly made two thumbs down

[CKTV]

Well what do we have here?

Some wisecrack smoker who thinks he can do better?

Make my day dude. Come back with a better video of you making a bong out of a Pineapple and I'll happily eat my words.

In the meantime, I'm going to let your comment receive as many "Thumbs Down" as it possibly can.

[bassamoitie]

haha didnt you think of using a knife to cut all the pineapple loose before scooping it out with a spoon? mind you were already probably wrecked when you thought of this

lol

might have to try it someday :D

[CKTV]

We did my friend - infact at some point you can see my friend prodding it with a knife in an effort to free up some chunks... 0:57

Didn't work though.

And yeah you're dead right - we were a little mashed, however we find being mashed sharpens our sense of perception and creativity - as displayed here...

Definitely do it one day - it's worth wasting a pineapple on.

[lincolnpark05]

pretty tight. was thinkin about doin that with a coconut. wouldnt even have to hollow it. just drill a hole and pop in a piece. even use the milk as water. holla. good smokin to ya.

[CKTV]

Two words.

For Sure.

Do it man - we did it recently - was pretty delicious.

It's like... Smoking a Bounty.

Best of luck to you - one thing though - It doesn't stand up.

[weedking1994]

dude y cant u just go buy a bong ?

[CKTV]

Aah...

That'd be too easy!

[bitchzbetrippin]

Any tips for rolling nakhla tobacco?

xD

My bong broke, and I don't have the money, time, and effort to make one.

:(

[CKTV]

I'm afraid that a Shisha is the best way.

Failing that....

Nope. Shisha for the win.

[angelalynnwarren]

thats cool :D

[CKTV]

Thankyou! :D

[LazyOtaku]

That thing looks to me like it would be hard and sour to hit.

[CKTV]

Well, it was...

...but only because it was going off... That's the only reason we did it - because it was inedible...

[themilkman01001]

noo!! you diddnt put back on the top!! having the bown in the middle of the leaves! and 2 hoses coming out the sides! and you use the pineapple juice to make it a water bong haha!!

[CKTV]

The rules of the fruitbong - it has to be made entirely out of fruit apart from the tube, the juice of the fruit must replace the water and the fruit must go back together and look exactly how it started.

I totally agree your ideas are good but...

...we only kept it for a day - then it went off. :P

Happy tubing!

[nonfatalfonso]

legalize it

[CKTV]

Well as a british politician once said:

by raising the classification of cannabis under UK law from C to B would be "Criminalising an entire generation"

I couldn't fucking agree more.

[Pineapplezor]

Pineapple + Weed = Any man's dream, but you got to it first.

[CKTV]

Your NAME is Pineapple!

You're one dedicated dude! And yeah - Most fruit + Weed = Yum.

[rabits1]

i love the dedication us stoners are to getting high :D

[CKTV]

A man who speaks my language.

Ahh indeed the efforts we make in order to inhale that sweet, fruity smoke...

If we made as much effort and take as much pride at work/in life as we do just smoking...

... six figure salary? Possibly...

[bwelsh321]

is thet pine aplle juice in the bottom and whats the point of it

[CKTV]

.... Not really sure what you're referring to but I'll try and answer your question.

If you're talking about the juice, then yes, it's in the bottom of the fruit in place of water. The point? It tastes nicer than water.

If you're asking what the point of the whole exercise was, then all I can say is you're not a true smoker - When you're a true smoker, you don't need a point. You just do it.

[ZEDROGANA]

sweet anyways u gota try a plasmatic mix m8 its a sweet musky weed n salvia and skullcap all in 1 it goes gr8 wiv bongs.

[karb1]

kool bong i did that on my bday

nice song

[CKTV]

Good man good man :D Really pleased to hear it :D

[dudeSasquatch]

nicee

i bet that hit was tastey

[CKTV]

I'll let you into a secret.

The pineapple had gone off.

So no. :P It was pretty crud. But the idea is what mattered :P

[ZEDROGANA]

wats the song?

[CKTV]

96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY :D

[Gregfloyd46]

lol only stoners would come up with an idea like that, class work

[CKTV]

Thanks very much dude.

There's an equation I've discovered:

Too much time + Weed = Stuff like that :P

You know the score :D

[niggl0190]

nice song!what is it?

[CKTV]

96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY - They're the tits - Rack em up on limewire :D Oh sorry hold on... I've just been sued. Damn.

[majorleaguefan]

lol..you should do a halloween edition....pumpkin

[CKTV]

Excellent idea dude - Shame I didn't log on before hand

But you have given me an idea...

...It was November 5th recently...

....I think you can guess the rest.

Lemme take this oppertunity to thank you profusely because inspiration is just what we need :D

[majorleaguefan]

thats alright! glad to help lol

[BIGJAC2699]

thats badass dude

420

[CKTV]

Thanks bud :D

[buzzoff2245]

wat is this song called?

[CKTV]

The song is CKY's infamous "96 Quite Bitter Beings" - Very much a personal favourite of mine :D

[adghno]

da cone is 2 far up woudnt u burn ur nose heaps

[CKTV]

The cone was a lil too far up... It had to be though or it wouldn't have worked...

...Once we'd filmed this, I had another go and set my fringe on fire.

Happy days eh?

[buzzoff2245]

wat is this song called?

[CKTV]

The song is CKY's "96 Quite Bitter Beings" :D

[serj919]

great vid! what's the song?