How To Hypnotize Yourself

[Tyrisas]

sigmund freud failed hypnotizing.. that's why he made his theory

[jamesonhong]

PARLIAMENTS!!!



[Sewblon]

I am getting sleepy... very very sleepy... I am under my complete power... When I snap my fingers I will awaken... When I awaken I will no longer be inadequate in every way.

[SolarPowerPlant13]

Thumbs up if you thought he was gonna' write bitch?

[SuperAwesomeBalls]

I use crystal meth

[FourteenMagazine]

why am i watching this?

[FacebookTheMetal]

@FourteenMagazine hmm

[FourteenMagazine]

@FacebookTheMetal that does not help

[Mayakeber]

Step 1. Look into the sun.

[Gamerofmillions]

you will need a jedi 

[RADprod]

sounds like when im taking a shit

[GPWfiles]

why would you do this?

[astropop2]

does this help with jerkin off? ahaha sure hope it does..... :s

[FacebookTheMetal]

@astropop2 possibly

[kebabfreak]

terapi on internet OMFG "

[victoriajusticerock1]

just ask me im indian

[MrMuffin769]

On the lis of stuff you forgot a toad lol

[XTurtles9788x]

you are in my powah

[Papitopepitox]

I tried and fell asleep.

[bamazudi]

If you think about it, we are under our own hypnosis throughout our whole lives. We control ourselves don't we.

[XxMrBossxX29]

Step 1: hang yourself

Step 2: ......

[Jeseniaayala]

Fhhhj

[pizzachickenyeah]

where can i buy visualization techniques? 

[mostafa50500]

@pizzachickenyeah go to a porn site :P :D

[MultiRump]

i fell asleep doing this

[GaaZHD]

IT DIDN'T WORK! FUCK YOU HOWCAST.. What a surprise..

[F1NF41L]

like if you were biting your nails and then got scared when you looked at the suggestions bars 2nd. video

[TheMangos27]

@F1NF41L HOLY CRAP I JUST GOT THAT o_0

[Mist3rR34P3R]

@F1NF41L

lol

[ramizx69]

HOLY SHIT! I have 143 Likes :D

[TheLegacy1902]

A quiet place is something i never have.

[StanzelGames]

Haha I thought he was gonna write his problem as "bitches"

[SingingEgg]

..I don't wanna get stuck in Limbo..

[meichie1]

Why the fuck must I hypnotize myself since I already myself ?

[jonoce633]

this is basicly meditation

[xXAzmaticBGXx]

write your problem: Still a virgin

[brucevideo1997]

Next week: How to be a Prostitute

[iTalkApple952]

I tried this and my mum, dad and sister thought I had gone mad :/

[MADISON112233100]

press 2



[kdrama1998]

if u keep pressing 9 again and again he says sick

[clowcard79]

......Rather then doing this, why not just get a hypnosis CD?

[urkim22]

If you keep pressing 7 he's saying "HELP" lmfao

[kooldaug]

look at his lips when he is saying his relax, relax. To me it looks like he is mouthing, gonna get laid, gonna get laid.

[LightRosey247]

Does this work with the word 'sleep'?

[AkkiElementalista]

I've got 5670$ to pay as bills... Maybe Howcast will help me!

After 3 minutes: Well, worth trying.

After 5 minutes: I feel so better!

After one minute: Fuck, how am i gonna pay those bills?

[dylanparkerkelley]

i think thats called meditating.

[DkWowN3rd]

Step One: Rasta Music (Alborosie)

Step Two: WEED

Steo Three: free flyin'!!!!!!!!

[crownedkitty67]

LOL

I just noticed that if you look at the howcast logo sideways

it looks like a dude with a really tall fruit hat

[arickajayde]

@crownedkitty67 IT DOES THATS SO AWESOME

[Deathling123]

Step 6: smoke marijuana to wake up -,-

[Evanisawesome54321]

i tried but i just fell asleep

[Greaser90045]

i tried it but i farted and it totally broke my concentration

[9tdicrazy]

I was afraid something scary would pop up. Oi

[laylamusicluvr]

this will not work

[gymnastics42500]

i need to pisss

[PowertothePC]

I find this very hard to masturbate to

[MitchZer0II]

Must... Obey.... Myself...

[Anthony883]

fuck i cant masturbate anymore thanks Howcast -_-

[MsCinnabuns]

STEP 5: write down your problem.

STEP6:take shrooms and look at your problem and then start tripping

[sabhierules1]

This is called "How to Relax" ... hypnosis is when your freak someone out or something like that ...

[transformer2331]

This isn't hypnosis.

[lyue1996]

@transformer2331 This IS hypnotisis. It is not like from a cartoon where you use a WATCH to do everything .. and then you will be addicted to one thing.

[MadameRaven]

two things... 1. "Relax, don't do it..." and 2. goosfraba.

[Bratty848]

Step 1: lick some monkey balls

[matt98787]

@weeltsneewtrin win

[WeeItsNookies]

My mantra was "balls"

[coolchickof2011]

ohh no i forgot my breath in the car

[akakiki4111]

step 1: Watch porn

[TheCatsLastWord]

wtf this is meditation...

[BOWZnARROWZ]

Hey dumbass...you're kind of meditating

[ultrazeen380]

its called weed

[NUkLEARxGOD]

@ultrazeen380 more like lsd

[Mfolsom245]

@ultrazeen380 weed costs money

[Krypton316]

this works kinda weird everything was quiet and something fell and woke me up -___- im not stressed but feels good i think im going to use this every night to put me to sleep

[keithgurl00]

You will need: Alcohol

[SwankMoneyman]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! "RELAXATION" ONE OF THEM ALMOST FUCKING KILLED ME!!! I WENT TO THE DAMN HOSBITAL WITH SOME FUCKED UP MENTAL PROBLEM... YOU MADE ME GO TO A MENTAL HOME AS WELL... WAY TO FUCKING GO!!!

[emoringthing]

@SwankMoneyman honey i think u had it before u watched this video..

[blankrestore]

@SwankMoneyman do you speak like this all the time now? unluckyy..

[Deadstalker1996]

0:14 ......dont u mean manatee?

[nhiexzhie20]

Is this hypnosis or meditation???

[MagnumBullets47]

@nhiexzhie20 Good question.

[PaulVilnius]

Did you know:

While you were watching this video, my wife stole your wallet from your pocket.

HYPNOOOOOOOOSIS!!!

[wonderwoman1027]

step 8- hurry up and die already ;L jokes :)

[MaKaElectric]

I NEED MONEY!

[TheStrongdude21]

i have a better way: schoot justin bieber fans

[books2727]

...this is meditation...

[Slavi621]

shit, I thought this was a cheap new way of getting high...

[keithisfrickinawsome]

@Slavi621 same here but its a fag with a clock

[lma750]

step 5:shut da fuk up

[lma750]

step 5:shut da fuk up

[dhs483]

Does it works,really???

[emosaur666]

this is easy just get high

[MrDestiny535]

thats carp

[DaMaddog2882]

@MrDestiny535 mmm carp

[AlliePuff]

Thanks, but im not buddhist

[alanforsale]

Instead of Relax it look like he saying " Your gay Your gay "

[rock127388]

ooommmm I have to blow up a school

ooommmm I have to kill

ooommmm this sux

ooommmm uh Im going to the internet this is shit

[shadushah]

(~_O)_..l.

[aliasdexter1]

step 1: close your eyes

step 2: wrap yourself with a nice blanket

step 3: sleep

[LikezYou]

@aliasdexter1 what if i can´t find my blanket due to closing my eyes in step one?

[aliasdexter1]

@LikezYou wrap yourself around with your penis then

[NilsKills]

this guy says hypnotize like Hippmotyze



[BoomBrush]

scew this, i cant breath, :p

[ilikehope]

hipmatize

[ViKingEngDahL]

omg fuck u i fell asleep while doin that and wasted my friday when my parents where gone! >:(

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

I Hipnotize myself when I slam my head on the wall.... : )

[ramizx69]

Step 1: Shrooms .

[DaveWreckingCrew]

@ramizx69 Optional : Robotussin.

[Curiosityice]

You will need...

A Quiet place

Mantra

Breathing techniques

Visualization techniques

PCP

Gun

Target

[TechSmack]

must...kill....justin.....bieb­er!

[The3nlightened0ne]

This is self-hypnosis. Not regular hypnosis.

[lucasvieira54]

@The3nlightened0ne OOOOOOH, REALY?

[The3nlightened0ne]

@lucasvieira54

No shit, lmao

[lucasvieira54]

@The3nlightened0ne OOOOOOH, REALY?

[apeape231]

this isn't hypnosis, its meditaion! D:<

[ahhSONNY]

isnt this called meditation?

[joemonty13]

Bills /:

[TheYvetteJasmine]

sounds like meditation



[POWERISPAIN]

gee what does this remind me of cough*meditation"cough cough

[MegaMustufa]

next on howcast how to wipe your ass

[robabrams1444]

Step 1: Drop Acid.

[Xyshidude]

@robabrams1444 lmao no shit

[0RedTree0]

isn't this called meditation and willpower?

[lulathecow]

37 people tried this, and never woke up.

[liloboy911808]

@gr33neyes11 hahaha I'm not a crack head xD

[shadowsta9]

my quite spot is my jerk off spot

[liloboy911808]

You will need: a joint and a lighter

Step 1: Go into your room

Step 2: Take out your joints

Step 3: Light up your Joint

Step 4: Take a puff

Step 5: Welcome to lala world hahahaha

[pokemon7789554]

or you can take some happy pills

[jay7arthur]

alot of that is meditation

[caena67]

can the word be crap

[PolakPV18]

im sorry but this is like the stupides video i have ever seen done by howcast

[xXILEx]

@PolakPV18 This is actually one of their better ones....

[PolakPV18]

@xXILEx oh jeezz.... i'm a how cast watcher for a quite short time but just wow

[shabong99]

step 3: grab a gun and fire at random

[transformer2331]

@shabong99 "Relax" (gunshot) "Relax" (gunshot)

[Jul0rB0xx0r]

this is more like meditating than hypnotizing xD

[yeta11]

if it worked for Robin Soderling to reach his peak as a tennis player, it can surely work for me

[yuki13izumi]

funny step 1: do drug

but really I can't help i try breathing with releasing bad situations that happened to me it's just ahhhhhhhh it doesn't work i hate everybody

[dorki3]

If I start seeing the words "Good" and "Bad" floating in front of me, I will sue howcast.

[ShadowDeathBl1tz]

Most of howcats videos are useless,

[MacFixIt101]

ARent you always controlling yourself?

[MacFixIt101]

Rent you always controlling yourself?

[tom43154315]

i wonder what those tissues in the bin were used for... :P

[invaderpink]

@tom43154315 .....snot

[KelseyBeePink]

@tom43154315 Solving world hunger.

[cycon666]

naah dude i just do the ganzfield effect and have a terrible hallucination about samus hacking my balls off with a spoon, donkey kong eating them then i turned into justin bieber.

[RachelScreamm]

@Brutaka359

Ahaha. :]

[waffleninjavVv]

That's such a fricken waist of time

[424578]

howcast is so fucking stupid they make pointless how to videos they should be bankrupted

[acester333]

i tried this,BUT GOT STUCK IN HYPNOSIS FOR SEVERAL HOURS!!!!

i finnaly got out of it when girls gone wild appeard on t.v. @_@

[Coollikeicecream]

@acester333 really? or are u just kidding?

[GMTecano]

masturbation 

[starfish258852]

@GMTecano lol

[Dragpk7]

@GMTecano I dont know why but the moment i read that i cracked up laughing.

[maycraren]

But what if stress runs in the family??? Every single second it's STRESS!!! It's impossible to find a quiet spot O.o

[brutaka359]

Step one: Smoke

Step two: Fly.

[PepsiSh0tproductions]

@brutaka359 How to copy people.

Step one: Think of something related to what they may have said or done.

Step two: Say or do that thing.

[brutaka359]

@PepsiSh0tproductions oooooorrrrr... HOW " B T3H TR0LL!!! :D

jk lol :P

[jk47hm4]

Meditation much? but with counting.

[WaffleBanisher]

The problem written on the paper didn't burn. thats stuffed it.

[auzio]

the reader doesnt even know how to say the "HYPNOTIZE"

[xSodiumx]

Make how to kill yourself

[punit4life28]

he is practicing sucking dick

[nicksgirl545]

@zzip101 hahah ur a fan of him?

[Jzrailen]

How to hypnotize yourself

Step 1: Do alot of drugs (Atleast 50 packs of beer or just do steroids while drinking wine and listening to Justin Bieber at the same time)

Step 2: Go to bed while jerking off yourself

Step 3: Wake up in a hangover

Step 4: jump up and down and spin in circles for an hour

The end you just hypnotized yourself

[RawrNero]

@Jzrailen Nice grammar bro (Y).

[XDDramaChikkXD]

wow.

[lachlanSB]

hmmmmmm.......mmmmmm......gaay­.