MESHUGGAH - KOLOSS - Web Chat w/ Tomas Haake + Jens Kidman (RE-BROADCAST)

[mackaus1]

09:45 to 09:55 made me laugh so hard XD

[yokiddingme]

HAAKE THE GREY and JENS THE BALD

[signorellil]

I want a TV show - daily - where Jen and Tomas are answering questions. Not any specific question, just ANY question. They seem to be born to answer questions. Boy if I would like that!

[ionvkch]

8:39 - "don't be such a pussy....eeewwwhhhh i said it" LOL

[iskim86]

Wet and Wonder both start with a W.

[Blitzprogger]

those two are probably the coolest men alive

[TortureofhypocrisY]

Koloss!!!

[cagapaisso]

ooh ok new songs! who would have guess that, haha, anyways i love your music so keep doing whatever ya doing!

[stame1]

18:10 Tomas Haake counts quarter notes.

[ZettaiThorn]

Jens is a socially awkward penguin

[GabeThompson1]

Why the FUCK did he not say the literature he would recommend? That's the one god damn question I wanted answered.

[HjaernBirger]

@GabeThompson1

Six Minutes into the interview i think you have your answer.

If he's influenced by them (the authors), he is probably recommending them ;)

[SunFlightx]

thomaas makes such a good point when talking about the djent scene...even though a lot of bands take influence from meshuggah and may sound similar, meshuggah took influences from other bands and sounds similar to them. it's true of any musical artist.

[wisecrackerr]

rush and peart inspired tomas to make his patterns --- patterns of meshuggah inspired people to create breakdowns as such. sooo due to the relative property...

[EARAEZTE]

gandalf! respect

[biomech1]

Some people ask some dumb as fuck questions.

[ZettaiThorn]

@biomech1 Like is Nicole Kidman your relative?

[SummoningACryptid]

10:45

Holy shit jens asked that with such a serious face.

[purple1ris]

No. Gandalf is Tomas.

[kaakatin]

But who's Jens's hair stylist?

[mrfizzycola]

Really nice choice of beers.

These guys are just too awesome.

[yourealldeadlikeme]

"It would really suck to not be on the album" - Jens

[AyaxTelemonio]

lol, jens whants to hit somebody. all the good questions are for tomas.

[HellsGateProductions]

Oh Meshuggah, you guys are so silly.

[Kafe420]

31:05 for correct pronounciation of 'Haake'.

[jmig4fingas]

I want those banners in the back

[KaliumMusic]

"Send all your old cars to us." xD

[Downsider24]

"Poo poo!"

"Eat and poo at same time!"

Jens, when did you become a comedian? ^_^

[AustinKronix]

9:00 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[kaakatin]

@AustinKronix Hahaha what the fuck?!

[SimpleImp]

38:00 I was the one that asked if they knew of Vildhjarta. Made me feel awesome that Haake answered it.

[funknotik]

How do you take care of your vocal chords? "Choking and vomitting." :LMFAO!

[spawn10317]

i didn't realize this until now but Tomas looks old, but the white-ish hair is a good look for him

[SummoningACryptid]

@spawn10317 Tomas looks fucking sexy and wise. And im not even homosexual

[BaronGhede]

i love how nonchalant these guys are.

[cejason]

"Umm... It makes me wet?....." - Wise Words of Tomas Haake (Meshuggah)

[BertFlamingo]

"Memory is a good thing, remember that" - Tomas Haake

[toolshuggah]

@BertFlamingo

"Bad murderers are really bad man" - Tomas Haake

[coskbeatz]

A catch 33 film would be the coolest shit ever.

[coskbeatz]

"What's the most difficult time signature for you to play?" Jens "........4/4" hahaha

[Renee4321]

@GregorievSuckalotsky Gregoriev, if this is what i think it is I'm going to piss my pants!!!

[almightyheadbanger]

@GregorievSuckalotsky ...no freaking way!!! Where do you find this?!! You've made the almightyheadbanger's day!! \m/

[TheHorrorAnthem]

Man, I can barely take the anticipation, I want to hear a track off of Koloss pronto! The suspense is killing me.

[Wretched502]

hello this is gandalf and woody harrelson

[thundermorphine]

Slow Metal-Waltz? Can't wait!

[pepekong]

The stylist name is Gregory Suckalotski? lol

[rololoo]

8 long weeks left till the release... AAARGH

[zicomadrid]

Tomas,... so funny this guy. I'm sure they love Monty Python as much as they love Tool.

I really like this guy. We were born almost same day (13-16 July 1971). Salud y mojitos !

[Galactu5]

This is a really funny interview.

[picball39]

wow, tomas is gandalf :)

[uppochner]

@picball39 Do not take him for a conjurer of cheap fills!

[666gugi666]

seriously guys,i have no life.i'm here on youtube every single fucking day checking out if there's any kind of leak or preview of the upcoming album. XD I want some fresh shuggah god dammit!

[Meshuggaaaahhhhh]

What is the name of Tomas' favorite beer?

[MASSRCOR]

@Meshuggaaaahhhhh westmalle dubbel

[rottchild]

@Meshuggaaaahhhhh The beer is called Westmalle...it's from Belgium where I live

[Meshuggaaaahhhhh]

Im still enjoying the piss out of ObZen Catch 33 and Chaosphere

[Kotlettchef]

Thanks a lot for doin this Interview. And thanks to "Gregorio Suckalotsky" for not showing his paleface .. just kidding. Love u Guys!

Everyone got to support Meshuggah. U HEAR ME!

[fetalblender]

Fuck turkey, we don't need another dimebag moment.

[georgecochrane]

thumbs up for asking the first question?

[Polyrthyawhut]

Lol Jens reaction at 8:59? "....Seriously?"

[666gugi666]

@Polyrthyawhut haha yeah the smirk on his face is so awesome :D

[discoredmind]

is it just me or is there some serious tension in this interview?

[k5lta]

Meshuggah & Animals as Leaders...i think i just jizzed in my pants...

[UnshackledMind86]

haha I love their dry sense of humor

[NocturnalTerror]

I want to hear some new Meshuggah, I feel as if im going to be reborn when the album is released

[Malachi01]

lol jens makes no fukin sense, but I understand that happens to me sometimes...english is my second language

[iamratel]

i want a haircut from gregoriev sukalotsky

[kpasstenceBETA]

So THATS how you pronounce vildhjarta

[kpasstenceBETA]

So THATS how you pronounce vildhjarta

[wolfman1234]

Haha love the look they give eachother at: 09:00!

[gumblebroo]

Thomas Haake looks like this guy from "her ghost in the fog"-video from cradle of filth :D

[bom2]

27:15

[6NightStalker9]

"That's why we have a memory I guess." - Jens Kidman "It's a good thing to have." - Tomas Haake. These guys are hilarious, and they look incredibly bored.

[dripgoss]

Jesus I'm embarrassed for some of the idiots who sent in those questions. Answering retarded fans is probably not these guys' best use of time. Farming blueberries, masturbating or writing a children's album is probably a better use of time.

[SASPython]

holy shit Haake should grow a beard and then he would be a wizard. No shit. He looks like fucking Gandalf or something. What a boss

[ThisSpitefulSnake]

Is that Sauron?

[VastChasm]

This album comes out on my Birthday!!

[tritoneblues33]

wow, meshuggah playing in waltz. this should be interesting.

[BenjaminKuruga]

Using other peoples faces? Metal

[DillingerEscapeMan]

A FUCKING WALTZ !

[guitaristman23]

jens "the whole interview im just the vocalist i don't know what your saying lol

[DillingerEscapeMan]

They're touring with Coldplay in March

[brunthroath6912]

Catch 33.. ppl need to listen to more Catch 33

[TheCoonNdFriends]

Pfff... these are the longest months of my life

[karmapolice911]

Fuck ya! Tour with Tool!

[Vestu]

Haake is stunningly silver compared he's only 40

[godual1]

It's funny to see their interviews in Alive with professionalism and maturity and then watch this broadcast.

[Freistaat1918]

I want them to tour with U2. That would be awesome.

[NoStickTricks]

maan, the questions are lame... (am at 3mins^^)

[adamland12345]

IT CAME FROM MY FACE!

[Dementiatari1200]

D'aww, Jens got so sad when the guy mentioned an instrumental album.

[Dementiatari1200]

The instrumental album is a really cool idea. I would fucking love to have an instrumental copy of each of these guys' albums along with the originals.

[stonerdemon]

seems like thomas got a little uncomfortable when jens said alcohol is a good drug.

[JonathanChunPrevenge]

ABSOLUTELY...not

[buzzpuppet]

5:27 LMAO

[kirbz01]

Jens is so awkwardly funny lol

[vinniepearl]

gandolf

[dhinge]

Holy fuck, Tomas Haake is turning silver!

[BenjaminKuruga]

@dhinge I think he's about 40 years old so, you know

[Djentard]

band(s)

[ILLRIAH]

Meshuggah, Decapitated, and Baroness in one night. My body is ready.

[touretul]

I have a question: What's with the Khaler tremol on the 8 strings guitars? I saw Fredrik in a clip with one?

[dreamopeth]

Press 4 then 2 for funny Jens movement

[digs0795]

IS THERE SIGN LANGUAGE ON THE ALBUM?

[zebatov]

@digs0795

No. Someone asked if there would be instrumental albums only.and Jens answered no, durr.

[dmatthews1992]

@digs0795 I feel soooo bad for deaf people :(

[suddenlybread]

Tomas looks like gandalf. That makes me ten times as excited for koloss.

[Metallevile]

LMFAO, it makes them wet.

[trianglebutt]

Muhahaha "Yeah. But I'm not gonna say. Heehee."

[skateNappreciate]

lol these guys are so fucking funny

[PedroGuiZappa]

Meshuggah = Trollin' Masters

[RRRobban]

Fasen Tompa du börja bli branå lik Gandalf

[Bathtubcrocodile33]

Norrlandshumor.

Kung.

=]

[strangehands89]

these guys are sick as fuck

[dreamopeth]

Ohhhhhh so correct lol

[ZzakK88]

Am I the only one who listened a few minutes just to flash forward to the end in hopes of a sample from one of the new songs ? :(

[RythmicalParoxysm]

'...Even the lyrics are different...'

Seriously, I laughed my ass off.

[schwarg]

@RythmicalParoxysm But I'll bet the word "reality" will make it's triumphant return. XD

[crazyfaceperson]

Meshuggah and Opeth have bad blood! AHHH SHIT"S ABOUT TO GET REAL!

[blickblocks]

Gandalf the Grey and Nero answer questions about a Meshuggah Album

[Tool78Maynard]

the first 18 seconds for the fuckin win! lol I love the sense of humor these forces possess.

[godual1]

Gregoriev Suckalotsky.

[Metalisst86]

Thumbs Up if you understand their sense of humor!

[omgnuub]

@Metalisst86 it's just really dry humor. typical dad stuff.

[TerrorTakesShape]

@omgnuub Yes. When Tomas is all smartass when asked about how the album is different. "We didn't record the same songs over again so that's a new thing..." Totally something my dad would say.

[TriviumSamurai]

Track 2 sounds like it's going to be interesting!

Great video.

[jsera7573]

pure European humor. 

[TheBloodyAxes]

tomas is hilarous hahaha loving it

[StromboliKicks]

so many nonsense questions..

[YanusDV]

Tomas Haake looks nowadays like the fucking Gandalf of Metal... badass!!!

[Djentard]

I always kinda get upset when someone asks to get their stuff bought, people will buy it if they like it...but hey, it's Meshuggah :P

[666gugi666]

@Djentard yeah i completely agree..i love meshuggah alot,they're my favourite band,but i don't like the ''buy it!'' policy..like i'm not gonna buy it anyway ^^.. i liked it though when Tomas said:''buy several copies''..behold the master of trolling!

[Djentard]

@666gugi666 :D

Yeah, i might get this and the new Gojira cd among some other random CD that i know could be good. I don't normally buy CD's that much but i try to buy as often as i think supports the band, i need to support myself too :)

[Bren28]

Murphys Stout! Go on the Jens! :) Come over to the Ireland again and I'll bring ya out for a few scoops of the finest! :)

[PriorBrian]

@Bren28 When the hell was Jens in Ireland? Put out a petition to get them to stop over here!

[CxIIIxCunt]

226 likes, 0 dislikes

[PriorBrian]

@CxIIIxCunt Don't jinx it...

[mikaelHD]

ALSO....COME TO CHILE ! or a South America Koloss Tour !

[iAmPesukone]

If you'll be on the Tuska band list this summer I'll definitely have to get there. Animals As Leaders and Textures are coming, you being there too would be a blast.

[BollWeevil1]

Tomas looks like zeus

[jorn1233]

@BollWeevil1 gandalf

[TabZa123]

"choking and vomiting"

priceless

[iAmPesukone]

Tomas doesn't use his calf muscles? Wat :D In the Bleed drum cam video his calves look enormous. Like, seriously, like a bodybuilder's calves on double steroids.

[clipsryan]

Best metal band there is. Very talented and very cool guys. Saw them live afew years ago and got an autograph from Jens and Marten but I couldn't find Fredrik or Tomas. Can't wait for the new album.

[mikaelHD]

i need also a instrumental version ! im a guitarrist and i need that version ! hell yeah !

[lifeleech]

Sort of had my hopes up for a while there. I thought I had a good question (guitar related), but then it's only Tomas & Jens in the interview, so, no dice.......It said on FB 'have a question for a member of meshuggah?' so I'm willing to bet alot of people like me where hoping to have a guitar or songwriting question answered. Sort of not cool there.

But hey, two guys from the band made a long vid, and that's prob more than most of us deserve, so overall, thanks guys. Can't wait for Koloss :)

[TFIFH]

Seymour Duncan is in Meshuggah?

[jensmedgaffeln]

"Is it?"

[aceca]

Jens is my hero.. Ford GT40!!!! been my fav car since i was little <3

[HaroldDrums]

Tomas is a badass fucking viking.

[TheBigdev23]

want them to do mayhem fest

[damienkurast]

haha, so funny the way Jens stairs direktly into the camera.

[MrXionarc]

hahahahaha these guys were hilarious............and stoned?? o_O

[aceca]

@MrXionarc They arent stoned, all swedes are like that, natural awsumness comes with birth for swedes. :)

[DischordInMyHead]

noam chomsky!

[H0RA]

thall

[thepolyrhythmic1]

Funny yet down to earth. Cool dudes, and badass musicians. Pre-ordered KOLOSS

[Thermingt0n]

16:19 Jens almost spits out his water when someone asks Thomas who his hairstylist is, lol.

I almost fell off my chair when Jens said "4/4" when they got asked what is the hardest time signature for them to play. XD

[H1sShadow]

MESHUGGAH y u no play in Umeå :(

[cjstorey6]

eat and poo at the same time! XD

[OBNOXIOUSUSERNAME]

tour with U2...lmao

[krystalsteal]

Thomas reads Hitchens! fucking awesome!

[rololoo]

Oh fuck yes. I'm going to watch this whole thing.

[Thermingt0n]

where was this streamed?

[CodyOfTheWarzone]

@smokejc Yes there is, dumbshit.

[AChozenSunn]

What Ive Learned.

1. Music and lyrics from KOLOSS are different than previous releases.

2. Having a good memory is a good thing to have.

3. Gay eruopeans are good hair stylists, but dont let them touch your hair.

4. Dont knit or crochet.

5. Listen to C.B. Murdoc

6. Flying a plane in a super heroic fashion is better than the ability to fly.

7. Drugs, food and poo poo