Lard -- The Power of Lard

[123tigerstyle]

now put this one spotify

[MLGSquid]

What's that a pic of?

[29rkd]

@MLGSquid My PENIS

[TheRedNeckGamer777]

The tainted coil

[lankabod]

pity the poor trainer in the stable when the racehorse farts...

classic.

[Biggie3057]

Admit it: Everyone wanted a finger puppet like the one on the cover of this album.

[elvarwinston]

Welcome to Hell!

[shark1albert]

I live by this song...

[bauhaus2121]

my favorite line are you a man or are you a mouse if you love your fun die for it love, william "the jokers"

[SimonJD23]

@bauhaus2121 Agree! I tend to yell that bit at my wife...not in a bad way though, shes a big DK fan.

[bauhaus2121]

these guys were good jeff ward the drummer jello biafra vocals alein jorgensein and paul barker jeff ward committed suicide from carbon monoxide poison in his car sad but yes i would say that nirvana ripped the territorial pisiings riff right from this why didn't lard sue but they are cool dudes a wee bit liberal but they were really good and the dead kennedys for making a radical teen see the value of republican and conservative but i keep open all eyes and remeber there are good aideas alover

[plattsadam]

i had the singing lampray t-shirt at age 17. people thought it was some sort of diseased dick. fuckin amazing band. which woukd you prefer a computer or a gun? imagine bill gates with t-rex grafts

[SimonJD23]

Respond to this video...

[GolliwoggMusic]

Golliwogg APPROVES of this song.

[antipopboner]

@raven2783 i did not even notice it lol. Kurt was influeced by hardcore punk and the song is a punk song. A lot of nirvana songs sound like other riffs without meaning to.Yea i here the similarities lol.

[scumgrinder]

what is the cover art?is that the guy who shoot his dick full of coke he mentions?:

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[scumgrinder]

ok.some worm.i thought its something disgusting.

[RatPfink66]

@scumgrinder Lamprey. It's a kind of eel.

[MrA885]

LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!

IS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laughorgomad]

3:02 Nirvana's "Territorial Pissings" I think they were Lard fans

[flattermuus]

Wen interessiert schon so´n Würmerfoto, wenn man solche Mucke haben kann...

[funghi1974a]

The picture is of the mouth parts of a lamprey eel

[brittanyisaketten]

u guys are idiots the song actually starts like 2 3 mins into the song

[spunkets]

Jello Biafra was pretty much uninteresting.

[spunkets]

This song sucks so much ass I'd need a truck to take it home.

[spunkets]

ok, now I wish I had hadn't added this to my favorites.

Wrong song.

Jello is a dumb ass.

[euxeb]

Nobody can make something more powerfull than this song !

[ninyae]

What a brilliant fucking line!

Waiter! There's a terrorist in my soup!

Pure sarcasm.

[DomianKabotta]

waht is it on the picture when the song beginns?

[americanboredkid]

every time i take a crap its a cosmic experience. WTF??????????

[schwarg]

@americanboredkid I love that line.

[zxxtc]

what lyrics from a real lyrical genius wont see anything like this on cowells shite tv let it rip jello

[KangooImpreza]

Welcome to hell!

[Arktik83]

haha that's an f'ing awesome track! 

[della8rocks]

Jello is the SHIT!

[my69tatoo]

Hey Dork, it's a sea lamprey  :o

[my69tatoo]

The Foo Fighters stole the opening drum riff for "My Hero"

[zabakkabou]

looks like a dick with a hole in it XD

[danielscissorhands]

I couldn't believe how awesome this song was the first time I heard it.

[brickvickie]

I lived about 15 miles from the college radio station. When this came in clearly, I felt enabled. Maybe you had to be there. Screw comment sections.

[danielscissorhands]

@brickvickie That was kind of a schizophrenic comment. lol.

[brittanyisaketten]

its jello biafras brother ! pudding triflo :)

[scottbotics]

sux

[brianhamel]

Pity the poor trainer in the stable when the race horse farts

[soulvizards]

who actually knows what lard is?? think about it.......

[AnimeArchive1]

@soulvizards lard |lärd|

noun

fat from the abdomen of a pig that is rendered and clarified for use in cooking.

• informal excess human fat that is seen as unhealthy and unattractive.

verb [ trans. ]

1 insert strips of fat or bacon in (meat) before cooking.

• smear or cover (a foodstuff) with lard or fat, typically to prevent it from drying out during storage.

2 (usu. be larded with) embellish (talk or writing) with a variety of expressions

• cover or fill thickly or excessively

[soulvizards]

@AnimeArchive1 i know but what r they singing about ..... they wudnt be singing bout fat... -.- whats the message behind it?

[danielscissorhands]

@soulvizards Well, at least part of the song is about stupid people believing whatever they hear.

[thegiraffe94]

WELCOME TO HELL!

[yabbazabba1234]

When I was in Highschool we thought the cover was a Dick with a cigarette burn in it!!LOL!! Yep... ...it's a worm..

[SlLENTHlLL]

The Power of Your Mom !!

[Grantly46]

Brutal. True. Timeless. The weasels still have it down, man.

[schlenk66]

a cock eaten by kokain..............

[G0G8T0RS]

gave me chills

[SurveyorXXX]

What about "Every time I take a crap, ut's a cosmic experience"

[Fliszt]

This song strikes the core of modern societyy with verses like "Religion, and chemicals are the keys to the future" or "Which would you prefer? A computer, or a gun?" or the amazing "Are you a man or are you a mouse? If you love your fun die for it!"

[mcwerewolf]

How beatiful.

[mcwerewolf]

How beatiful

[snj68]

the power of LARD = JELLO

fuckin ace collaberation post dead kennedys.....

ever hear about the guy in NY whose dick fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?..it's ok to run out of butter in Zambia just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast

[therealpsp1mp]

@snj68 why ignore the fact that lard was made up of jello biafra and ministry, circa bill rieflin. come on. cant forget that.

[carpejugular11]

LARD.

really enjoy these random crazy lyrics!

[GracielaCooper]

hmzbrauche dringend beschäftigung bin so einsam! Jemand lust zu chatn

[Schalka04HL]

@NACHGEBURTEN Unfortunately the bosses don't give any shit on an exam in that profession! ;o)

[TBTabby]

Lard will make you invisible to fairies.

[bichassniguz]

LARD!

[guioreia]

Total core!!!

[looshkin66]

LARDCORE!!!!!!!

[Schalka04HL]

One of the best "punk rock" titles ever! My favourite line: Hey, man, life ist my college!

Damn right!!!!!

[NACHGEBURTEN]

@Schalka04HL me to

[SlinkyXhuzzah]

Lard is divine. Truly. ;D

[phishhed44]

Someone to see if the plants are watered!!!!!!!! YES! ;D

[gbenallyson666]

fuckin dope yo

[Vorsatz13]

it's a lamprey.

[MistaGrieves]

It's a tapeworm I think, since they reference one, it kind of makes sense.

[nadamal01]

no, its definitely a lamprey

[noddy176]

Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup!!!LOL

[Beast9894]

the first one. i realize its prbly an album cover but of what

[VDOcollector]

is what a picture?

[Beast9894]

i meant to say what is that a picture of

[chujwico]

This is penis after crack shot...

[misterstick19]

@Beast9894 it's a lamprey. they eat them in estonia as a bar snack.

[snj68]

@Beast9894

The cover art is a pic of a Lamprea (A strange water creature) google it ...you'll see. :)

[RoShamBohhh]

@Beast9894... it's a lamprey

awesome bass line!

[Templehatchet]

@Beast9894 It is a lamprey found in the Great Lakes. They are a large parisite.

[Fliszt]

It's called tripe and its pigs intestines, that's usually filled with mashed up bread and flour and afterwards fried and of course eaten.

[ggggggggwar]

@Beast9894 no Idea, it might represent disease of some sort.

[phishhed44]

Kick ASS!!!!!!

[KickAssPopCoRn]

☼☼☼☼~~ Lard ~~ ☼☼☼☼

[caferacerx]

I worked stage for two shows back in the 80's at some SOMA nightclub in SF and again at the I-Beam when they did this. Wonderful mayhem. :)

[killthefuckingenemy1]

Lard floats by in clusters in our water supply

[theZMZ]

LARD über alles!

[RomZomCom]

Lard is in control.

[skatepunkzero]

1:30 toy machine welcome to hell starts

[Skatelennon]

yep. Love the intro to that video. this is the song, if I remember correctly, then Maldonado's part...

[skatepunkzero]

Yea, I think that was it. Jamie thomas, and Templetons parts are my favorites

[Skatelennon]

Yeah, the whole video is good, but my favorite part's are

-Elissa Steamer

-Satva Leung

-Ed Templeton

[bigbabyjesusaddf]

stava leung killed it on that video.. best switch fs flip ive seen yet.. best slam section in any video to date too. fuck.. im gettin old

[bigbabyjesusaddf]

fuck yeah haha welcome to hell ruined my life.. my knees havent been quite the same since hahaha cheers

[Skatelennon]

yeah man. thanks to skating, I'm an "unintelligent, unhealthy, unclean pothead"

and I'm loving every minute of it...

[shbaine]

thats how i began my skating career

[skatepunkzero]

my first skate video too

[NJhellturd]

@skatepunkzero that video alone pumped me up everyday for 8 years of skating.

[skatepunkzero]

@NJhellturd Its my favorite skate vid

[rudenoodle]

@skatepunkzero

Great video

[pailhead11]

@skatepunkzero

yeah two of the best skate movies featured two of the best ministry related bands ever lard and pailhead

[laughorgomad]

@skatepunkzero Also one of Marliyn Manson's songs.I can't remember which

[Whistlechops]

Unbelievable. Dick Van Dyke......

[Whistlechops]

Ever hear about the guy in New York whos' dick fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke? It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia, just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast.

[Skatelennon]

how much acid are you on?

[EveningCommisioner]

LARD!

[Whistlechops]

The answer, the cancer, the ointment, the dream.

Absorb it, inflame it, respect it, molest it. LARD.

[calore9]

FEAR THE POWER OF LARD!!!

[noddyshat]

AVOID EVERYTHING!!! LOL!

[itsbenj]

i think its what they call a 'lamprey'.

[17MoonGlorious17]

This.... Is.... AWESOME!!

5 STARS!

[azrial4421]

he said he didnt want a be a jukebox anymore yet i think his other projects are a far cry from minstry

[jubbajubba12345]

yea they said since Bush is no longer in office theres no point in makin records, to bad.

[boundaries1unknown3]

this song rips righteous punk song

[evilfetus4]

is jello siging it sounds just like him

[crieff405]

he is...lard is basically ministry with jello singing! check 'em out!

[porkatico]

Yes, this is a Jello BeAfraid :)

[Promethius546]

'The Land Of Rape and Honey' is the Ministry album I've been listening to most frequentley these last two weeks. Songs like "I Prefer" and "You Know What You Are" I believe influinced the more noisy static induced side of industrial music. Very good cd.

[sixsix6]

Ah the day of industrial Rock and industrial Dance. Ha that was always a lark.

[ruda82d]

great band ...its litle similar to polish band named Albert Rosenfield...

[wargh90]

What is this thing on the cover? Looks scary..

[Aggiechilds]

Mold over mind..Hooray!! I used to be obsessed with anything Al or Jello did, and when this came out my head spun around. For those who don't have it, be sure to invest in The Last Temptation of Reid before you die. Damn.

But I would have to say that Pailhead with Ian Makaye was Al's finest crossover project.

[Lestatvvvvvv]

Ill always miss Jeff Ward , he played drums on this I was in the studio with him when it was recorded. he played with Lard, Smash Alley, Holland, and NIN . RIP Jeff

[BleedTheBlind]

haha. have never heard these. Not my thing. But sounds like a Ministry - Frank Zappa crossover band xD

[wikidweasle]

well it's ministry and dead kenedys crossover

[fukuandieyuppieskum]

there is a new lard cd coming out soon. i'm sure they'll tour. revolting cocks dropped a new one too. al should not hang ministry up!

[punkrockdrummer]

yeah, it sucks that ministry's over now... rio grande blood was so good, too... too bad the last sucker wasn't quite as amazing...

[warjunky444]

I thought the last sucker was pretty amazing.

not as good as some of the stuff, maybe?

but then you cant improve on perfection!

[punkrockdrummer]

true... The Mind and Twitch were so fucking good, too... and houses of the mole and rio grande blood were more thrashy than industrial but they still did an incredible job of them... and yeah, the last sucker had some good songs, i though No Glory was awesome.

[warjunky444]

I think it had a lot to do with some of the musicians Al recruited.

As time went on he got more and more thrash influence from thrash guitarists, etc...

I like all the Albums for very different reasons.

I love land of rape and honey for its unpolished industrial feel.

The difference between that stuff and Rio Grande blood was enormous. It got much more guitar driven over time.

I love the gritty, cold, hard industrial stuff, and the hard rockin', guitat shreddin' later stuff too!

[shannondave01]

i could have kille d the guy who stole my lard shirt .,. plus my brujeria long sleeve .. ;plus my grateful dead ..

back in 1993

[Morthund]

fuck...that was such a long time ago that you should probably let it go..

or not

[milkcult]

I still got Lard t-shirt :-D

[dedongallus]

i got two :)))))))))))

[GmanNetworks]

Let's see this shit on Guitar Hero.

[Nederlandac]

I love it.

[pandafc3s]

jello!!!!!!!!!!!

[Morthund]

used TO cop...

fucken hell..wot a waste...

[Morthund]

not to drop names, but i wonder if Charlie from Tumor Circus is still breathing..that fucker used cop the hardest skag in adelaide..

[VeldigdeiligfraNorge]

god jul

[Morthund]

gi faen i julen...

merry fucken lard mate

[Nederlandac]

Norwegian spammer.

[VeldigdeiligfraNorge]

god jul

[evildnalor]

If this is from the 80`s then it is way ahead of its time.

[transexl]

To us this was THE heaviest song ever to have been recorded.

What lyrics, what drive, what "violence".

Gonna search for all his other stuff next...

[gmcg923]

Just get some Dead Kennedys and Ministry.

[Morthund]

"Just get some Dead Kennedys and Ministry"

..and um.. tumor circus, mojo nixon, D.O.A, No Means No, and not to mention his solo shit...

[Nederlandac]

His works are great.

[crackrocksteadyman]

Such an amazing song. Jello knows how to write some lyrics. Punk Rock mixed with Industrial, it's a very good mix.

[0Cailash0]

yeah!!

pls give me back the 80s !

hate this shit micky mouse millenium age!

[marilynprg]

i love JELLO!!!

[ronnykroon66]

Yes., Yellow B. Is one of those singer/songwriters that's born once

in a hundred years!!!

RON.

[landraiderares]

Every time I take a crap, it's a cosmic experience.

God, I love the chorus...I just want to drive all over town in the middle of the night with it blaring non-stop from my speakers.

[mlittle10]

damn jello needs to get that finger checked out

[ShorthairedMetalDude]

I remember this song being played on my local college radio station often. I had to go and buy it!

[SurveyorXXX]

I havn't heard this in so long! Calssic Jello!

[CorpusHermeticum]

Hey man, life's my college...

[gmcg923]

AVOID EVERYTHING!

[wikidweasle]

waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup

[beholder9000]

religion and chemicals are the key to the future.

[GUMP41]

cook your chips in.......LARD