Bill Bailey Interview and lap - Top Gear - BBC

[therandomsk8erben]

So...this is where the title of the movie 17 Again came from...

[MrAlmse]

Ironicly, the commercial before the vid was by KIA......

[00n1m]

57 people have never been to Keynsham...

[MystOfOblivion]

Had he driven a 2CV in Australia, nothing might have happened...quite undestroyable, that car...just needed to defend it, how can you hate it so much??

[irinisva]

not a great fan of this guy

[beccalicious24]

is it just me or does Bill Bailey sound a lot like James May.....? lol

[billtyfish]

@beccalicious24 Its just you.

[Paulpunkrocks]

he looks like the singer from lynyrd skynyrd

[epsteinsmutha1]

Angelina looks quite thin in this one.

[Georgeous129]

Bill Bailey owned a 2CV dolly version? wow, Citroen 2CVs are more cool now :) Bill Bailey is just a comedy and musical god!

[cammigurlgonewild]

he uses all his jokes from his shows on this..the hippy one!!

[5803mark]

This may have been said before, I'm too lazy to scroll through the comments but didn't Bill Bailey list Top Gear as his most hated TV programme? He called it inane male posturing........

[TheSobek]

@5803mark He was probably half joking. I know that Top Gear is inane male posturing and so, I suspect, do Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond (James May certainly does). Still a great show though.

[calimama99]

Guess the colonies are just getting over these days, eh redcoats?

[mxfrench12]

@cheesemonster2712 ? I have a MINI not a hummer.

[cheeseypie5555]

@mxfrench12 Mini's aren capable of being called Mini's anymore...they're more like: minicomparedwithAPC coopers

[waiotahi52]

nothing handles like a hire car!

[EoN604]

Bill Bailey actually owned Jeremy in this. Jeremy is usually driving the humour, but Bailey is even funnier

[ronnysoeberg]

@EoN604 Kinda hard to outdo a world class comedian to be honest :D Bill is amazing. His absurdities crack me up like none other.

[EoN604]

@ronnysoeberg Agreed. he's brilliant

[teamdiablo]

Black Books <3

[JossJossJoss1]

I get the feeling Clarkson really doesnt like him, and Bill has no idea and just wants to talk about squirrels

[TenStoryLoveSong]

Bailey is pure non-entity, they are really scraping the bottome of the barrel here!

[NewspaperJoeUK]

@TenStoryLoveSong Elaborate?? The bloke is a genius. Nice name by the way! The Roses are a wonderful band!!!

[TenStoryLoveSong]

@NewspaperJoeUK You sure are a paradox! You like the Roses, which would imply you have taste and sanity...yet you fail to recognise that Bailey is a worthless, talentless, brain-dead ogre. I'm confused! lol

[10Dante4]

rick parfit whooooooooo

[10Dante4]

rick parfit whooooooooo

[cabby007]

shouldn't this be rename to Angelina Joley?

[HackneySack]

"One man show", what nonsense.

[mikeyman211]

Beating Alan Davies and Steve Coogan.

[DigitalGhost94]

jeremy's such a big kid hilarious.And bills always up for laugh he's soo cool.

[stur1975]

Why ads on BBC channel?

I want a refund on my TV licence.

Nobody asked them to join YouTube!

[tiza246]

@stur1975 You can press F5 to skip the ads...

[Olliguer]

@stur1975

You're an idiot! Where at all does it say BBC endorses this video? Or even the TopGear profile? The TopGear production team produce a whole range of media. Ever read TopGear magazine? Well you remember those adverts...hmm!

[kinglynx]

why shud u crash a hire car?

[murdamark16]

fucking ads are a downer

[wimpylassiter2336]

"runs on the tears of squirrels" was in fact taken from a sketch mocking jeremy clarkson.

[VideoFED]

Stig is emperial trooper!

[4yoethanhawk]

this guy rocks,praper job westcountry legend,,,

[DigitalGhost94]

@4yoethanhawk too right. bills a rock star, if jeremy didn't notice of course he gonna drive a car at th speed of light LOL!

[Cerberus221]

@DigitalGhost94 Agree, if other US sites (channels) can stop UK residents watching their stuff online why is the BBC unable to do this (I know they are not and are perfectly capable). Answer: they want to have their cake and eat it too.

[edelweiss1001]

@Cerberus221...  where's my cake !!!!

[Cerberus221]

@edelweiss1001 layering it now it's a black forest gateau with a Twix stuck in the top.

[launcestonpilot]

55 people didnt like this i have 55 bullets just lying around

[devilschild666able]

@launcestonpilot . Shoot yourself 55 times then and we will all be happy. sad fucking prick.

[publicanimal9]

@launcestonpilot We'll need more than 55 bullets to wipe out out the idiots who find Bailey funny!

[doc1917]

@publicanimal9 i find you as to be a poor sad troll. i think you already have died.

[TenStoryLoveSong]

@doc1917 'I find you as to be' an idiot who can't speak English! lol

[doc1917]

@TenStoryLoveSong no i can't type english. but tenstorylovesone i also don't use hate speech like you do you sad little troll.

[YokoSam1]

I LOVE BILL BAILEY!

[kiwikizaable]

im 14 and facny bill bailey...haha...jokes....i think :/

[butcherfest]

i always found it abit weird how the audience just stands at the back and stares and the people seated in the centre :P

[thefungarian]

Legends both.

[firespirit94]

IM A ROBOT PROSTITUTE FROM THE FUTURE

[TeflonTron]

@firespirit94 Bernard? Bernard? Look Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look!

[oopman12]

@TeflonTron ooh my neck! ooh my leg! ooh my neck! ooh my leg!

[TeflonTron]

@oopman12 :D

[VamLoveAndKisses]

Aw look at him he's so pleased with his lap! Bless.

[carnutter360]

"why's there a child seat in the back...... OH S***!!!" lol

topgear + Bill Bailey = absolute comedy

[tiger55331]

I love bailey in the helm- suits him lots

[noggin40]

i met bill bailey on sunday :) check out the vid :D

[3213242]

Ah, the recycled hippiejoke! 'crawl through fire to get to a facepainting tent'

[Angelblood96]

LOVE TOP GEAR!!!

AND BILL BAILEY!

[revan1532]

love the Yoda t-shirt!!

[druminirish83]

i love bill bailey

[stfergus608]

i hate bill bailey

[augustus5198]

@stfergus608 that's a nice opinion you have there, too bad no one cares

[stfergus608]

@augustus5198 if no one cares why did you post me a comment ?

[stfergus608]

@augustus5198  plus i dont give a fuck if no one cares im saying that because thats how i feel

[iseeredpeoples]

@stfergus608 why???

ive never heard anyone say that

[calahoon22]

@ stfergus608

everyone hates you

[DanRaccoon]

it runs off the tears of squirrels :D

[yolo1998]

''runs on the tears of squirrels'' lmao

''I wanna be a panther'' love bill, so hilarious :)

[AHickenUK]

Crawl through fire to get to a face painting tent lmao, that cracked me up so much

[MrNishi]

I once saw Bill pissed out his head taking a shit behind a bus in Great Yarmouth about 2 years ago, he then pulled up his kecks without wiping his arse and the promptly stood in his own mess before staggering off , put me right off him after that

[fewleh]

hahaha, no WAY! I really hope not.

[MrNishi]

@fewleh Yeah he really was plus he was really drunk and could hardly walk or talk without slurring

[loveEUROPEhateEU]

Just about the most disturbing thing i'v read on here.....

[MrNishi]

@loveEUROPEhateEU I'll be honest and saw that it was the one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen,

[jacklav1]

Bill Bailey or someone who looked a bit like him?

[MrNishi]

@jacklav1 yep mate it was Bill alright

[Infidelerious]

Way to go Bill. That's what being a rebel is all about!!!

[MrNishi]

@Infidelerious Yaeh but I live in Yarmouth and poo in carparks aint nice

[DaveRelph001]

Top Gear is awesome and Bill Bailey is a living legend, the interview was brilliant and his lap was amazing considering that's their old Reasonably Priced Car and it was in the wet, gotta love the line:

"It's like delivering pizzas!!!"

[DaveRelph001]

@TenStoryLoveSong Why?

[martinmedeski]

@TenStoryLoveSong What the hell is wrong with you? Thats one of the most disturbing thing I've ever heard anyone say you weird little man. Are you one of those people that thinks your somehow mysterious and cool because your a fucked up moron?

[smaakjeks]

@martinmedeski

TenStoryLoveSong is a troll. He/she has been commenting in several Bill Bailey videos, writing stuff like that presumably just to annoy people. Some people have odd hobbies...

[Mynners]

@TenStoryLoveSong you're a fucking simpleton. 

[hogey74]

@DaveRelph001 when I was a pizza boy this guy I worked with got booked for speeding on a footpath.

[Jigaboo123456]

Quite funny, butrI would much rather just look at the total babe in the pink sweater behind Clarkson

[LeeJ2512]

bill bailey is the kinda guy u just wish u could hug isnt he lol

[mxfrench12]

Jeremy is fucking brilliant . I envy you Brits since you get to watch this show and you have great cars there. We dont have any shows like this and Touring car is AWESOME, we get NASCAR which eve a turd goes in a circle...

[JiubLink]

Bill is national treasure.

[L0rdxyk0n]

Jeremy is a twat. You guys can have him, as long as we get to keep Bill Bailey.

[JayfuzOMarley]

@mxfrench12 top gear is on bbc america isnt it ?? i watched it when i came on holiday to new jersey

[mxfrench12]

@JayfuzOMarley I have Media com so i get shit all BBC unless i watch PBN which i get Mrs Buckett which isnt top gear lol

[JayfuzOMarley]

@mxfrench12 oh shit XD where i stayed they have Verizon its on that :D

[8ulls3y3]

@mxfrench12 You tell me! In Italy we have crappy car shows, dull boring and gutless, portraying stupid utility cars, businessmen's coupes and occasionally a Ferrari or a Lambo. They manage to make them look boring too. Thank god I have the internet and I did my English homeworks!

[mxfrench12]

@8ulls3y3 My foreign brother i wish we could take all the CNN Msnbc and the like and all poloticians and sink them in the sea. Life is short drink the Vino and love the air and smell the leather. Via LA Revolution* we should start an online youtube car show and call it that lol.

[backdraftt]

@mxfrench12 Are U Australian? ))))

[mxfrench12]

@backdraftt Sorry no i live in the USA.

[backdraftt]

@mxfrench12 )) yeah, you know, there's no nascar ia Australia as far as I know. That was kinda joke ))

but nevermind

[mxfrench12]

@backdraftt Australia has super V8 and Europe Touring car, both in my opinion are much better then the Crapcar we get here in the states. So I watch them when i can and would love to see one up close one day. I also wish to visit your country one day, what kind of racing does Russia have? I think your country has some wonderful citys and much culture. Cheers and happy holidays.

[backdraftt]

@mxfrench12 well, we have very bad roads here, so moslty it is classic rally (saloon cars), rally-raid (suv's and trucks), then we've got rally trophy which is kinda ridiculous cause it is basically about driving through virgin farest at 5km/h through massive dirt. But there's also touring cup, formula 1600 cup and many other stuff. But we are best known for winning Paris-Dakar on a KAMAZ truck.

Definately we have many things to watch. You're welcome! Happy holidays to you too!!

[jessef23]

@backdraftt There is, but it's very small. A friend of ours used to race one at Calder Park

[TheChupaKing]

@mxfrench12 There's an American version coming out soon.

[mxfrench12]

@TheChupaKing The American version is done with three morons with try to copy the brilliance of the UK Top Gear. I saw it and I must say eatting fat free chips and having a leaking asshole would be and improvement LOL. It was horrible, its on the history channel. Its like a turd in a tux its still a TURD. Long live Jermey and for gods sake please get better people with a personality for the USA version, or let Jeremy kill them so it can have some substance.

[nonohino]

@mxfrench12 You funny Americans

[mxfrench12]

@nonohino Honesty is important, TOP GEAR is TOP for a reason. The USA version is like Obama getting the peace prize yet attacking Libya. It makes no sense. I wish we got the hot hatchbacks you guys get but I will say that you can keep all the mussies. I just got a Mini Cooper that makes 248 hp at the wheels and its BRILLIANT

[TheXXXXBitter]

im just some guy

[elfasa]

i dont remember this one, when was it aired??

[elfasa]

i dont rememebr this one. when was it aired??

[BabmerChan]

The moon is dark and dusty.

[BabmerChan]

MY FOREHEAD IS ALMOST AS BIG

[JAMIE666X]

what joke ?

[wildwasser]

...at 5:41 you can see as the tyre almost rips off the rim on the front right!

[WithMoreVolume]

Try 'clicking' on the 'VIEW ALL COMMENTS'...

You will see ALL the replies.. NOT just these.

If you can't take a Joke.. Don't bother!

I've watched Top Gear since Jeremy Clarkson was as short as Richard Hammond.. Long time ago!

Want a serious comment??

Top Gear is Fantastic, Bill Bailey is ACE too! MM

[wopendicular]

best comedian ever amazing!!!!!

[tyu198]

it runs on squirrel tears

[vladimirdp]

That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. I mean: what's the point of a good lap time.. There is absolutely no need to bribe TG-crew

[WithMoreVolume]

My comment was only a Joke..

Even Jeremy Clarkson may have smiled at that one.

I LOVE Top Gear & Bill Bailey is ACE too!

[jozef97]

@WithMoreVolume i really hope not :( but this is a popular show.. someone would have reported it by now

[Sjoerd675]

@WithMoreVolume not really

[SourGrey]

not true. but funny coment. lol. I wonder what someone like jackie Chan would do.

[WithMoreVolume]

Two thumbs down for cracking a Joke?

Cheer up misery guts..

The Sun is Shinning!

Life's too short...

You might only live once. MM

[MrNewomas]

no they time all there laps then pick the quickest ones !! if you watch jay kays interview jezza tells him his lap times !!

[shadowthewedgehog]

Bill Bailey FTW

[Blaze0303]

I love Bill Bailey!! :D

[dcinhere]

What is a hire car?

[tangentcausality]

@dcinhere We'd call it a rental car in the U.S.

[dcinhere]

Thats what I was thinking but not sure right on tangent and blaze.

[Blaze0303]

@dcinhere A rental car :)

[falconerx]

cab

[falconerx]

rental

[chandood]

a rental

[PhillzTV]

depends what part your from mate. and its bloody annoying when they try to do an auzzie accent

[Corbon440]

Bill, Phil and Simon should join forces again for NMTB.

[AdmanCoop]

hehe, lots of classic Bill Bailey jokes, I do enjoy it when you get top class comedians on top gear, it's just the perfect combination of banter, whit and general good times! thanks BBC for putting this up!

[mandisgoj]

Im so pleased that Bill did a good lap.

[minibus9]

awsome

[JeremyClarksonHater]

top gear is awful

Volvo 340 Rules!

Volvo 340 is my god

[dinomike33]

i love top gear!

[JeremyClarksonHater]

i hate top gear!

[Indica1987]

TROLL

[sawbones25]

Seriously? You couldn't find a better place to go be an attention whore at?

[JeremyClarksonHater]

i have buy the bumpers for Volvo 340! its for I'm better than jeremy clarkson

[phyriz007]

Are you James May?

[JeremyClarksonHater]

no. but why do you ask? i think its funny that you ask :D

[jonen9494]

What a gay fucking name u got.

Jeremy owns you.

[n11lc]

troll harder

[joshierawlz]

get back in ur shit box hippie just cause clarkson making more money than u

[dinomike33]

hahaha i couldn't tell by your name! that's hilarious

[keytek9]

@JeremyClarksonHater ???

[samfukunishi]

@lukewallace87

he said i was the only one!

[Holdtheline07]

He reminds me of Steve lukather

[JarreDroid]

Well, that's that then, Dylan Moran is next. And they can try with him, Johnny Vegas didn't have his lisence.

[Jeyzze]

Bill bailey's first interview with clarkson....

Both legends are talking !!!

[spliffthedog]

a famous stoner is always good.

Did you know his first tv apperance was on blue peter

[BFLY3]

hes funny

[123puta3]

CUT HAIR

[loveEUROPEhateEU]

@123puta3 GET OVER IT.

[berkeleyprime]

Less interviews, more cars!

[Vrabcakkadli]

Mannster rocks!

[jmosler9]

he didnt mark the (W) on his magnet for the wet lap 6:37

[jmosler9]

Manny!

[86COLE]

I love Bill Bailey!

"You know what you are? You're a beard w/ an idiot hanging of it."

[trebbia07]

Bill Bailey rocks! I Love Black Books!