New Moon In Minutes (Twilight Fun!)

[108miranda]

~refund

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[imtimetravelingalong]

i even like twilight and this still made me laugh XD

[PandaLoverGirl2000]

Wow. Funny! :)

[stephers440]

Hi

[JapanIsDoomed]

Literally my favorite Onision video.

[DarkAngel5097]

keep pressing 8

[MaddiBoyer13]

if bella acted like this, the movie would be intresting.

[MNKYER]

I love Twilight but this is hilarious xD

[AndreaaOrtizZ66]

Fav Part: Bella... OMG!! what lover??? Im leaving you... WHAT?! im leaving you... WHAT?!?! im leaving you... WHAT!!?? im Leaving you... UGGGHHH LOL SO FUNNY!!!

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Thumbs up if you noticed each one of their shoulders :D

[gamergirlsensation]

BEST.MOVIE.EVER.

[Cerdmasterjgcc]

lmao

[ForK1993]

SOOO FUCKING EPICCCCCCC

[MrBLACKSTAR360]

5 STARS

[UrMomRapedMyTaco]

*****

[JapanIsDoomed]

I LOVE CORN BREAD!

[ThunderVamp]

The only reason i liked it was cuz i liked "bellas" glasses

[penatibusx]

I love Skye... she has so much emotion, its overwhelming.

[blackveilbridegirl7]

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!!!

[kisa154]

this was hilarious I loved when skye was like "hey bella. I'm a werewolf now. I was too lazy to change costumes"hehe xD

[musicXxISlife2]

One word: ACCURATE XD

[DeathIIV]

*bella... marry me*

*HHHHUUUGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGH* LOL

[dinksta]

Who's watching in LATE 2011?

[KnivesAndPens21]

@dinksta No, I'm watching it in 2012 :)

[FoxRacing981]

@dinksta Bitchh, im watching this is 2012.

[UtauAndIkutoInwuv]

I wonder how they are still living..

I thought they died from laughter a day ago.

STUPID TV WONT UPDATE ME ANYMORE?...

*Disapear* Wooooooossh

[ZOMBKILLA221]

you pinky swear-i pinky -bleap- what? i pinky -bleap- WHAT? i pinky swear

[joecrasco]

I NO YOU JUST SID THAT, DONT FUCKING REPEAT URSELF, IM NOT FUCKIN STUPID, best part

[caglaelbi]

O-M-G-WHO-ARE-YOU!? xD

[hannahbanana09091]

i cant get enough of this video for some reason:D

[6LaLaGirl9]

Jacob: I will never ever hurt you. Bella:Do you promise? Jacob: I pinky fuck. Bella: what? Jacob: i pinky fuck. what? Jacob:i pinky fuck. Bella: what? Jacob: i pinky fuck? Bella: WHAT? Jacob: i pinky swear. Best part.

[WorthyOfInterest]

had to like this just for the last 22 seconds :D

"Yeah, well... Fuck you. With a shovel. ... Sideways. Hahaha *Clap Clap* :D"

[smm2cool1]

Cant breath... laughing... too... hard... *passes out and face lands in mashed potatoes*

[hannahbanana09091]

im leaving you, what?!.. im leaving you, what?!.. im leaving you, what?!...im leaving you, UGGGGHHHH!!!lol

[xxTheVampireChildxx]

"I have a huge, gaping vag-*beeeeep*.... In my pants!" :D

[hannahbanana09091]

@xxTheVampireChildxx it should be panina lol XD

[chrisnightly6]

I love it omg wow

[ReemRiochette]

F**** you....with a shovel...... sideways...

[Twwistad]

"I said what what in the butt! " You wanna do it in my butt? In My Butt? Let's do in the but! OOOOOOOOOOOOK!

[amplexux]

so....annoying...

[ForevaAriG]

Ok this is my all time favorite onision video ever!!!!!!!!

[TheVi0later]

This was honestly, one of his funniest videos ever

[MultiTinkerbell56]

1:20-1:56 is hilarious

[MrHatnClogsKisuke]

HAHA I love cornbread 2:05

[Hinata123412]

omg.This just made my whole day better...Thank you Onision.

[XxxRainbowStitchexxX]

Hahaha xD Love this<3

[dcheyne1977]

2:16 lol background change so fast

[bassetgirl11]

um.....that boring guy shouldve played bella XD

[WallsNoSpace]

Fuhk you..with a shovel...sideways.. c:

[JimmyAlicia]

Edward is going to kill himself

I like cornbread

:)

[SplatterpaintUnicorn]

"Insert quote from video here"

[pielover198]

0:59 sounds like he waas elmo laughing

[moaa042]

i thought u had a peninis XD

[warriorshadestar99]

im leaving u bella

omg dajavu

im leaving u bella

I KNOW U JUST SAID THAT DONT FUCKING REPEAT UR SELF IM NOT FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!

[powerofone321]

heard that if you sneak into the new twilight movie and blast justin bieber on the stereo, the combination impregnates everyone.

[CharrPride]

i said what what in the butt... :')

[MegaSpencer19]

Imagine if the real Bella acted like this

[hannahbanana09091]

@MegaSpencer19 lol if the real bella acted like this, i would watch the movie over and over and over and over and over and over and over again a million timesxD

[kisa154]

@MegaSpencer19 haha that's so fricken funny to picture xD

[Eressiz]

@MegaSpencer19 ...Doesn't she?

[thae2020]

@MegaSpencer19 SHE DOESN'T?!O_O...What have I been watching?

[flipmonkey67]

this was pretty much the actual movie. just alot shorter

[TheJblover43]

with a shovel.......sidways LOL

[pollyallover]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H IM DYING OMG LMFAO

[martionman231]

I pinky f*** in the butt

[martionman231]

I pinky f***

[Realalovesme]

Bella, marry me.

IDUSYGSAFUHALSDGBSYGSDF -gasp.-

[stephywephy02]

2:46 Best part, lmfao <3

[DH1390]

After this video, all I could think was...GIMME THAT CORN BREAD!!!!

[OhheyLucy]

i miss videos like these v.v

[redblackjester]

0:40

i'm leaving you

oooooh!

o:47

i'm leaving you

deegabuu!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

Fu** you with a shovel.

[reesyluvsu2]

Hilarious! Lol!!!

[acpixie88]

Way too overacted and just bad!!

[acpixie88]

Way to overacted and just bad!!

[sharkapillar]

i died laughing

[TheMonkey951]

0:31 that's al lie!

[hailey8447]

i pinky f**k XDD

[MichaSin]

This shit is hilarious

[EmoGirlyGirl2010]

haha my hearts pitter pattering in my chest cause im alive XD .... LOL 1:34 & 1:15-1:25 LMAO

[TheLovelyLeecha]

LOL you can see Rods shoulder when Brocon is talking.

[DH1390]

Rod Danger > Kristen Steward.

[SDTVROCKS]

i aint never seen twilight but holy fuck if it really was like this id go see it right now

[TheShaneDawsonFan11]

Rod: * clapping and looking like this :D*

" That was the worst script ive ever done....."

Rod: " Well............ Fuck you..... With a shovel...... Side ways."

* Continute Clapping :D*

[bluefirewolf15]

"NO! THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER IT IN MY HEAD! JUST SHUT UP AND SAY YOUR LINES!!!!!" lol i love that part and I almost died laughing! =D

[rebirthangel]

Sadly, Onision shows more emotion than the real Bella. :s

[yovelaviv]

@rebirthangel uhhh if you are trying to dis kristen's acting well, in the book it explains bella doesnt show much emotion, so kristen didnt.

[TheRussiangurl10]

@rebirthangel It's difficult to show more emotion than Onision xD

[FredFreek678]

@rebirthangel So true!

[EarthInFurs]

I like his movement in :34 and his voice is nice too :3

[xxSapphieCowPunchxx]

yeah, well, f*** you. with a shovel. sidways.

lol

[Stormstripe2]

THAT IS SO BRILLIANT THAT YOU JUST SAID SO!!!!

[RebeccaK93]

O: i say that too! (fuck you with a shovel sideways)

[mimi162757]

i wasted 3 minutes and 21 seconds of my life that i will never get back!!!!! please you need get a life!! :p

[justinbieberlove5054]

this is so gay

[monster87ish]

OMFG STFU BELLA and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[koechiaki777]

SHUT UP, BELLA.

[wolfmanagr]

Love the rotating backgrounds haha!

[ClaireBennetFan4ever]

Yeah, well... F*ck you... With a shovel.... Sideways...

GENIOUS!

[Babababoeshka]

I love it (:

[AnimeRules6793]

I want my money back. Oh wait, I didn't pay for it lol

[xTuttiFruttii]

Omg onision hahah i love you, you just made my day !

[heyitsmeannie]

There's 3 full minutes of this? Ugh...!

[cutiepie4415]

SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[DrivinHanyou]

I LOVE CORNBREAD!!!!!!! made my night.

[Assassinkasumiball]

Omghh it's skyee!!! So that means, u're friends again :DDD Waah that's so freakin' awesome!!^^

[ohshittkailaaa]

@Assassinkasumiball

This video was made before their divorce.

There's an upload date by the summary of the video, haha(x

[Assassinkasumiball]

@ohshittkailaaa ah craaap x3

[jener98]

@Assassinkasumiball

Yeah...what the other person said. I'm pretty sure that they aren't going to be friends again..

[vengefulwolf74]

I LOVE CORNBREAD!!!!*NOM NOM NOM!!!*

[kirah1985]

Fu*k u with a shovel sideways *claps *

[angrybumblebee357]

"I want to put it in you butt."

"You want to put what in my butt?"

"what what?"

lmfao! XD

[death2uall669]

@angrybumblebee357 wonder how many people got that joke:L

[hunter10nw]

I was taking a drink and then 2:42 came around and I spit it up all over the place. xD

[DraxelLynne]

"You want to put what in my butt?!" "What what?" lololol

[KateHarber]

Yeah, well... fuck you... with a shovel... sideways.

xD

[XxJORDZZxX]

LOLzzzzzz.  So funney well Fu with a shovel sideways LOLOLOLOLzzzzzzzzZzzzzz:DD!!!!­!!!'

[FredLovesMe100]

Twilight*

[FredLovesMe100]

Guess what , i frigging peed myself watching this .... I love twilighy , but cmon this is freaking genius xD. Bella , marry me. -huge gasp- XD

[violet020999]

0:33 HILARIOUS!

[TheChogs]

CORN BREAD FTW :D

[yinyangkittykat]

You want to put what in my butt?

What what.

Lolz :D

[antibieber117]

wtf is this shit

[Gilbertism1]

But brocons a girl? So how does she have balls as big as mine?

[Echostream978]

Yah well, **** with a shovel.

me: -laughs- What? Paaaainn-fulll

Sideways.

KDRJIEORPJIO XD

[Neostar617]

that's how I remember it

[Hamsterz12]

Exactlly how I saw it, except I fell alseep through half the movie.

[MpBriPlayer8D]

"Yah well, Fuck you, with a shovel, sideways" * claps*

[stkcarm5]

LMAO WHAT WHAT!?

[WrathOfHanha]

werewolves leave so lame =]

[andrejam06]

I pinky (bleep) = I pinky swear... LOL I get it now!

[kolbeekalen]

0:38-0:51 oh so perfect

[kolbeekalen]

omg i love this soooooooo much

[stfujazz]

I pinkey fuck.

[heleneengel]

Omg I almost died

[nicksimmonslover4180]

That is how twilight the new moon should have been

[GoleoBeenban]

2:45

-Bella, marry me.

-HUUUUUUUUUUUUH

~refund

OMG... I'm still repeating that part over an over... it killed me so bad xDDDD ROFL

[KilljoyVanillaShadow]

I love it :D

[uberzeldamaster]

Press 1: I LOVE VAMPIRES!!

Press 2: Bella. What?. I'm leaving you.

Press 3: I'm leaving you now.

Press 4: Club D**k

Press 5: What?!

Press 6: I am now edwards sister.

Press 7: AUGHHH

Press 8:What what?

Press 9: Yeah well F**k you with a shovel.... Sideways.

Have fun :3

[mw2lazycamper]

huuu i hate twlight so fucking much made regular vampire movies seem like sissys i hate fucking twlight fuck those movies onision rules

[soccergirl2900]

hahahah the shovel part always gets to me XD

[Ihadacheeseburgar1ce]

F*ck you with a shovel. Sideways

[WorkJoker]

when did ur wife cheat on u?

[AaALlYySsSaAaA]

what what?

[WeirdLeeners]

I Pinky -Beep-

"What?"

I Pinky -Beep-

"What?"

I Pinky -Beep-

"What?"

I Pinky Swear ! xD

[FatherOfGray]

If only Bella could show even just 1/16 the emotion shown here in the movies.

[devin0501]

Refund

[DannyShreve]

I LOVE CORNBREAD

[buddyd007]

Brocon FTW

[0kotrynutea0]

im leaving 'imleaving yuh' x5

I would get so pissed LMAO

[XhiimsadeX]

well fuck you with a shovel sideways :DPOOWWWWFT

[redspade96]

I pinky f**k

[SuperSlaterson420]

dude this so much better than movie < hell yeah the was beast

[nomnomskittles]

DEJA VU!!

[Howlingatmooon]

*Censored* you! With a shovel... Sideways... ;)

[Orellana408]

Fu** yeah finaly I have found my best freinds f*** those movies

[sweetkissonyourlips]

how could she stand still without laughing? =))))))

[AevaKennedy]

I would love to see the reaction of obsessive fans going into the movies to see twilight and this coming on instead. :L

[AevaKennedy]

0:50

[Haler13]

aaahhhhhh!!!!!

i love his bella scream,and yea that was the movieXD

[Golbez9111]

i love cornbread!!!!!!

[ThatIsNotMyMama]

still better than The Social Network.

[121littlemissemo]

fuck you! with a shovel.

WTF?

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllll

[KatLovesGothBoy]

I'm leaving you.

what?

I'm leaving you.

What?!

I'm leaving you.

WHAT?!

I'm leaving you.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>.< I LOVE THAT!!!!!!! This was 100% cooler than the original movie.

[Shoot1ngxStar]

Yesh, that was the whole movie =D

[AeroEtherain]

What what in the butt

[LizzieSaysLaLa]

..I want some cornbread.

[DumbActually]

This is brilliant!! :)

[Babababoeshka]

I love this (:

[Joofee01]

This is exactly how I remember it

[trafficpowerfilms]

@Joofee01 This might be better than the actual movie.

[Chumley228]

i actually laughed out loud when it zoomed in and out on his screaming face and the background was changing

[sillykitty500]

xDDDD huge dick in pants xDDDD

[Jinnaltastic]

This was so accurate, except this Bella is a better actor.

[Zeroskin212]

DEJAVUUUUUUUUU!

[oliviazski13]

I'm leaving you.

What?

I'm leaving you.

What?

I'm leaving you.

What?

I'm leaving you.

OWHHHHHHHHHH OWHHHHH OWHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME? OWHHHHH

[TheCosplay101]

I LOVE BROCON!

*GASP* refund lmao :L:L best part <3