Al Murray talks about Scousers

[TheStarman62]

Ditto to Scouse donna...funny as anything....Because its TRUE...good on ya girl.

[Rilyn666]

its funny the way us scousers can laugh when plp rip into us :)

[cantwait4payday]

@Rilyn666 scousers dont laugh when they get ripped into,they flare up and start getting all agressive,saying things like 'come ed then nob ed'.Lived there for 5 years so you cant tell me any different.

[TOMaNdBEN1]

hahahahaha i laughed so much at this, im scouser and we dont talk like that at all but this is really funny, love al murray :)

[deanoeldo]

Hahah, hover your mouse over the video and press 7 :P

[GradeACunt]

He's so shit....not funny at all....the ugly fat cunt.......tryn grow some hair u bold twat

[swunt10]

his german is really good.

[sweetgurl998]

SCOUSERS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!

[Mykitkat007]

Im disliking this bet he hasn't even been to liverpool! xP

[dageezerboi]

@Mykitkat007 who would want to

[sgtant]

0:43 "Where My Gyro" Priceless

[Sushilovingpanda]

wow his german is really good!!!

[XxEcKoxSoldierxX]

Al Murray hope you catch a new form of aids.

[OTHsmallvillefan]

lol spat my drink out....so funny xD

[Slapbass13]

@loveglamour1 Oh well. Just buy another shell suit- cheer yourself up.

[JakeBurkeefc]

Oh yer its good that init

Nahh!

[OghamTheBold]

After a brandy or 3 (tut - it's weekend) - I was describing to my brother (in the front garden of our quiet street) - this very same sound (of Liverpudlian radio jamming)

Maybe a bit too loud - because a care worker woman with huge sunglasses (visiting the old man over the road - who I noticed way too late) - she turned around sharp and looked straight at me - with a look of confused horror

My brother saw her too - I couldn't stop laughing (I think being drunk must make things more amusing)

[vonsmith]

I'm a scouser. This doesn't offend me at all. Al Murray sounding like a thick southern monkey trying to immitate the scouse accent is funny. Any stereotyping should be taken with the humor that is intended.

[Slapbass13]

@vonsmith Haven't you got some car radios to nick?

[vonsmith]

@Slapbass13 Ah ha!!! The King of irony I see! But keep up with the times...we moved onto CD players years ago. Now it's iPod's we like!!!

[Arthur3835]

@TheARMAProductions I'm Irish and i think Al Murray is a legend. Irish people share the same attitudes as British people do towards Germans, Australians and Americans so most of us (those of us with a sense of humour anyway!!) get his humour. I think he is the greatest living satarist at the moment. Reminds me of Alf Garnett. And i love it as well when he takes the piss out of the "facking Irish"!!!! as well. I mean if you can't laugh at yourself! The man is a comic genius . End of.

[sc841]

"surprise surprise!

[bromborough]

weres me giro lol!

[Jayoriley]

that was fucking brilliant! im a scouser and he had me crying with laughter!! fucking brilliant!

[hearts76100]

@Jayoriley

That's the important thing, not taking comedians too seriously and indeed where your from!

Being able to laugh at yourself is more rewarding than people think.

[nurseysclone]

@Jayoriley Nice to see someone else who did XD

[theomega616]

@Jayoriley The best thing about scousers, we have the innate ability to laugh at ourselves. Something no other group of people can!

[theomega616]

@Jayoriley The best thing about scousers, we have the innate ability to laugh at ourselves. Something no other group of people can!

[bluealan49]

The first time I took my missus to Liverpool,she`s from the midlands,we were standing waiting to cross Lime Street and she asked me`What are those gilrs arguing about?`I told her they were just talking!

[TheScousedonna]

As u can tell im a scouser and i have to say, some of you scousers need to chill the fuck out and grow a sense of humor! i LOVE all jokes about scousers and everyone else cos im not a judgemental person and i have a wicked sense of humour :D That is all

[ViDeOMaStErPaUl]

Scouse people sound like they have something stuck in their throats 24/7.

I would love to talk to one on a phone and every time they say a word with a K in it to tell them the phone line is breaking up and to much interference.

[arobekie]

The scousers will probably boycott al murray now,they usually boycott anything that upsets them.

[manutdsalfordreds]

Hahahaha scouse cunts

[andrew4950]

I fucking cant stand the scouse accent, nothing personal but its just got such an annoying tone to it

[dharmaseed]

'Second 'Waiiirld War' LOLOL

[dharmaseed]

I met all kinds of people from Great Britain at my music store job. The Scousers were the only accent I had trouble understanding.

[captaincomputa]

Load of shite

[MKWHacker123]

bunch of scruffy mancs

[theakka300095]

Feed the scousers let them know its christmas time (8)

[mch158]

Lol im scouse and nobody sounds like that XD

[alexowain]

@mch158 Steven Gerrard.

[mch158]

@alexowain well maybe, but thats like a severe case haha

[goshootyaself5]

@mch158 bullshit

[mch158]

@goshootyaself5 well its the truth so deal with it faggot.

[goshootyaself5]

@mch158 no its not the truth, ive been there and they do

[mch158]

@goshootyaself5 well im from there, and ill admit you do get the really scumbag ones like you do with most accents but the majority arent that bad.

[bluealan49]

@mch158 I was looking through those Liverpool in the 70`s clips with the old shawlies who`d been rehoused and that feller from Faulkner Street talking about Cantril Farm and how lonely his mum was.Their accents are nothing like the contrived gangsta,crocky dogs garbage you here everywhere now.Talk softly,and carry a big stick.

[mch158]

@bluealan49 im sorry what?

[EFCAshyB1878]

Shut the fuck up you fat, bald southern twat!

[Eddtastic100]

@EFCAshyB1878 lol hes just joking why can you not take it?

[alannahx92]

@EFCAshyB1878 Does any of the Scousers have a sense of humour? If it was the other way round you'd be pissing yourself laughing. It's not the most offensive joke towards a Scouser is it?

[joezzzify]

@spartanjack123 So, scousers spell like they speak.

[robsargent4]

I don't have a problem with Scousers or their accents. I just think that video was funny as hell.

[KeeganBrooks]

Slapbass 13- you've obviously got a problem with Liverpool and it's people, tell me,friend, where you abused by your mums fella, did the kids at school used to fuck you up at breaktime and do you have to use rohypnol when your in the pub? It's okay friend we forgive you, it's not your fault.

[Slapbass13]

@KeeganBrooks Not really, i just find it funny that you cant take a joke. None of those things apply to me, either, so its a pretty feeble attack.

Personally I quite like the city of liverpool, but the attitude of most scousers is hilarious.

You all probably think jesus was baptised in the mersey. Why cant you laugh at yourselves- stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously.

[Slapbass13]

@xSnaPz Okay.

Bloody good impression though.

[Slapbass13]

@spartanjack123 Touched a nerve, eh?

[Slapbass13]

@xSnaPz Cam down, cam down.

[Slapbass13]

@xSnaPz I think we both know thats not really the point, is it?

[EllisFitz1995]

Tbh i dont know how he was insulting us

[EllisFitz1995]

Im a scouser and i found it halirious :) but he duznt have the best scouse accent

[becy369]

I find it funny how the scouse take this so seriously :')

Im a geordie and ive just heard his impression of the 'geordie whale song' and im still laughing :D

This man is one legend!

[KeeganBrooks]

Thought this was quite funny... Then the fat, baldy, slobbering twat fell into that really old mode of "let's all call scousers thieves" ,he was doing okay up to then! Hope John Bishop hides his pies next time he's on the same bill as Al 'I'm as funny as syphillis' Murray. Come on Al, even Mancs don't even skit Scousers now....sack your writer mate.... Or does he carry your cakes as well ? Laters Chubby Boy- stay off the lard!

[Slapbass13]

@KeeganBrooks Cam down and go and cash your giro.

[RS14988]

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[92SCOUSE]

Right about what?

[0mgh4xftw]

i'm from liverpool, have a pretty thick accent but i still find this funny as fuck

[yamanmustafa]

@ChilledScouse

The above sentence once again proving Scousers can't spell......

[92SCOUSE]

scouse pride.dis vid is shit only southeners like diss borin baldy twat

[theshow2k8]

@92SCOUSE

Yep.....i'm a southerner and this baldy twat is right about you dirty cunts.

[brufford]

The Scouse accent is fffuuuucccckkkkkkkkin sound lar!

[TheTopman21]

Most people, who come to liverpool don't say anything out of place..... WHY ???? Haha because they will get there ass kicked... I've been twice and thought i would take the piss, and i got knocked out .... Still think liverpool is a cool place .!!!!!

[tebbs94]

@TheTopman21 Liverpool is a shit 'ole.

[TheTopman21]

@tebbs94 Some parts are bad but, same in most places..

[Mo09ful]

@tebbs94 the countries a shithole

[theshow2k8]

@TheTopman21

Yeah they would get their ass kicked by a gang or stabbed with a knife.

[Robin89uk]

Fuckin whinging scousers! Self pity city!

[cherryontop1990]

lol gotta love how everyone seems to take offense because it is their city been ripped. If it was Manchester, Newcastle, London or where ever you'd be laughing. Maybe learn to talk instead of choking on ya own words? You might get somewhere in live.

[yurismir1]

@cherryontop1990 *life



[cherryontop1990]

@yurismir1 Yeah that one haha. was early hours, no excuse though :P

[ASHEKEH]

I'm a scouser, and I laughed my arse off at this! He doesn't take it too far and it IS funny. I don't think we have the worst or most backward accent though - everything is down to perception and interpretation at the end of the day. Everybody in this country steals, not just us - that joke is VERY old and worn out.

[ScouseMafiaEFC]

Fuck if it werent for the liverpool docks in WW2 bringing in supplies for the war cause the likes of al murray the dirty southern sheep shaggin cunt would be talkin german.

[black955tiger]

@ScouseMafiaEFC And that's why the Scousers got the reputation for nicking stuff 'coz half of the stuff coming into the dock went missing.

[Slapbass13]

@ScouseMafiaEFC Well you cant even speak english properly.

[QuincyAD87]

@theconstant27 Oh, shut up you scouse twat

[MyKenny77]

dey do dough, dont dey dough, calm down calm down  lol

[coldfishncustard]

Ha, why would you get upset, thats what it sounds like for someone from another dialect. We're all the butt of a joke at some point or another. Arguing just supports the persons judgmet your challenging!! We thinky you sound stupid, you think we're stupid. That's the point, STUPID!!! Simple, thats if you can read this that is ;)

[PoshyScouser]

I agree with Al, simple as that.

[8492grob]

lol Eerrm like mate!

[13mikeyneild13]

rnt comedians ment to be funny wel this wasnt 1 bit funny u baldy twat

[JDherts]

Lol scousers are getting angry, but the accent does make you sound a bit backward

[saskid100]

LMFAO! HAHA "WHERES ME GYRO" Fucking love this man!

[laurencedbaker]

@saskid100 as in gyroscope

[saskid100]

@laurencedbaker You're evidently a scouser. I've been told not to interact with you cavepeople..

[dunlopsrule]

@saskid100 Hahaha clever you mate! :') I'm a Scouser as well does that make me a cave person? Never fails to amuse me how people think that all Scousers are thieves and skallys/chavs and/or poorly educated! You're nothing but a snob mate! I can take the general jokes when they're in good taste (This video was alright like, not Laugh Out Loud funny) but you're just an arrogant cunt.

[saskid100]

@dunlopsrule Yeah im not a snob. I'm a geordie, one or two steps above you lot. It's stereotypical jokes that we all have about people across the UK. So why don't you stop crying and just learn to deal with the insults. I get them too being a geordie.

[dunlopsrule]

@saskid100 LOL! I just said I can take the jokes, like this video, it was funny! I honestly don't get why people don't like the accent though, there's worse ones, like Brummies or Mancs haha!

[saskid100]

@dunlopsrule The accent is probably the funniest thing about you actually. Birmingham accents just make them sound thick and manchester.. don't get me started.

[dunlopsrule]

@saskid100 We don't all have high pitched voices and talk through our noses y'know :')

[hhggllrr]

@dunlopsrule

No lol scouse is THE worst accent i've ever heard

[dunlopsrule]

@hhggllrr You're an idiot. We don't sound like this terrible interpretation. Go to Manchester, their accents are terrible.

[LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED]

@hhggllrr you must be a brummie

[theomega616]

@hhggllrr Don't get many plakky scots/irish/manc/welsh though, do you?

[InMoyesWeTrust08]

that was shite

[rfgod9]

shite

[Iateamexican]

Lol, why is everyone so mad.

[EyeHawk777]

suprisingly good german accent!

[EVERTONIC]

he looks like Gollum after a lock in at Greggs tryin to be funny dressed as the Krays lost (hidden) brother, ie not fuckin funny

[EVERTONIC]

the worsed scouse accent ever,he sounds west country..crap...at least Frankie Boyle is funny..as well as offensive ,and hes normal weight with a full head of hair, this guy comes across as michellin man from essex ...i know hes just a character but its been done to death and a lot better...very very shite......thats shit with an E on the end.

[jacko2523]

@EVERTONIC

Frankie Boyle is funny some of the time. If you enjoy proper british comedy by someone who has an education (as Al Murray does) and half a brain you would appriciate it more. Oh and Al Murray was commended on his accents and sound effects that led to him being nominated 4years running winning the fourth for vocal skill.

[SNARLZ44]

@DeepestBlue08

"Was ist los?!" - "What's wrong?!", "Mein Funk ist kaputt!" - "My radio is ruined!"

[ElNino945]

Funny but what a sterotypical twat he is

I'm a scouser I don't talk like that

[EVERTONIC]

@ElNino945 I thought it was a Devon accent??? very very lame attempt.

[AJUK88]

@upyergarry

I fucking love it!!

[myaool]

brilliant

[hainzybabes]

@upyergarry fe :)

[hainzybabes]

@upyergarry im welsh an thas a bit harsh tbh wat've the welsh ever dun to u

[xMegadethx666]

im scouse and this is halarious! XD

[NiallDarke13]

Where's me giro?!

[v6cabby]

al you still buy the sniff off your m8 scouse ? coke head............snifff snifff

[MADABAWI1991]

i looked it at wikipidia

[MADABAWI1991]

he really can speak German

[AndyMHinchcliffe]

And French too.

:)

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

Right, amazingly good German.