I hope the new "Dark Shadows" movie with Johnny Depp is gonna be good! I hope Tim Burton doesnt fuck it up! I want it to be better than twilight! please please dont screw it up Tim!
I used to like vampires, then I liked werewolves, then Twilight happened and that all went to shit. Now, because if Twilight can ruin vamps and wolves, I'm creating a book where I'm trying to make Faeries go badass, just because I can, and I want to show people that not every magical creature is a milk and honey. It helps me live through the Twilight epidemic. I get so fucking sick of it. But if it was Harry Potter on the television all the time, I wouldn't give a damn; Harry Potter is awesome.
@HellAngelsBells Fairies have been portrayed as monstrous before in a lot of short stories and older fiction. It's not really a new concept, but if you could get it popularized it might be a good way to distract idiots from Twilight.
the most ridiculous part of the story is definitely the last book. edward knocks up bella...let me explain to all you children where babies come from, when a man and a woman get the "sparkly" (lol) feeling for one another, the male gets a BONER and spits man quice where he has to. now let me explain the human boner. BLOOD FLOW. A PULSE. LIFE. that is all.
we see girls wearing the shirts all the time, and its sad because the really hardcore fans love the book so much they want a "VAMPIRE" to come in their live and love her.
thats exetermly destrubing to us.
now they dont know that a vampire isnt real anymore.
twilight man that movie sucked so much the puplishers shoulda burned the book before they published it so movie goers nd bookreaders everywhere wouldnt be forced to read or watch this train wreck
In a way, Meyer has written the most terrifying vampire book every written. Why? Because it can actually influence real life girls, and distort their perception of love, family, and friendship, much like what vampire hypnotism. As if that's not bad enough, the writing in and of itself is terrible. I'd get into how much she butchered the concept of vampires, but you guys really went over that quite well. I agree 100%.
I honestly couldn't even finish the first one. Sure, sure, how can I have an opinion on it if I haven't read all of it, yeah yeah yeah, thing is this: Do I need to eat an entire plate full of dog shit to know that it tastes bad? No, sir, I do not.
Thank you! This is the best Twilight review ever. The girls at my school are so obsessed with this bullcrap! It's all "Which team are you on?" HOW CAN I BE ON A TEAM WHEN I DON'T EVEN READ THE FUCKING BOOK!? I could really care less about Twilight and it's fans. Just thank you for this. I totally agree with you on this one. And one thing that pissed me off is that Robert Pattison is a singer now? WTF?!
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YOU FUCKERS NEED TO STOP FUCKING RANTING ABOUT SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT! IF YOU DICKHEADS HAD ONE ROMANTIC BONE IN YOUR WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT BODIES YOU WOULD LOVE THIS MOVIE AND THE BOOKS AS MUCH AS THE "crazy" FANS!! BEFORE YOU GO MAKING ANOTHER FUCKING RANT MOVIE TRY WATCHING THE FUCKING THING!!!!!
firsty off watch you fucking language you little 13 year old cunt. first off iv read the books and watched the movie and it is our opinion that we dont like it you have your opinion we have ours so watch your fucking lip the next time you wanna write a comment to try and get a laugh because your using ALL CAPS and swearing get a life you dumb bitch.
I've read 3.5 of the Twilight books, and seen MOST of the movie.... It doesn't change the fact that I hate Twilight. It's poorly-written, sexist, and promotes abusive relationships.
By the way, I love romance. :) Just not the kind with weak female characters and boring, over-used love triangles.
lol shut up bitch, we have low life like you who see this shite and thats why they are making a gaylight 2. so bitch shut the hell up and dont get pissed cuz half of the world hates this shit, Harry Potter is more populer then this crap gaylight will never come close
@badangel816 whoa spaz out much? don't be rude chick, it's called an opinion, and they have one. Get over it that they don't like your precious book. It's not about being romantic, it's about taste. And they don't like romance. I don't either. Don't bash them for being opinionated.
Dudes, you don't need to tell me twice. I didn't that much to read the books and the movie looked like it sucked ass. Kristen Stewart is hot, but over-rated. And I could care less if Robert Pattinson(sp?) lives or dies. FUCK TWILIGHT! Great review.
I'm definitely a twilight fan, but i totally agree about the movie, i did not like it. People are obsessing over it like its the best thing the world has ever seen, I read all of the books and I like them but the publicity it gets is way over the top.
thank you ya we werent particuarly a fan of either but will say the books are muucch better. and the movie as it always does makes it into something vwery second par :/
i love vampire movies but twilight. sorry but its just fucking gay. i mean srsly WTF? he sparkles? he's supposed to burn in day light not fuckin shine like he was made of diamonds. they are also supposed to drink human blood not hunt little bunnies. twilight was just an insult to great vampire movies. o and Stephen king totally pwns the chick who wrote twilight.
Thank you. o my god, every pussy at my school loves it and says they are vampires. They don't die in the sun, drink fucking cow blood, and they are wusses. Stephen King rocks. Dude you are my new best friend
lolz. i have the same problem everyone i know loves that shitty movie. i mean its all girly love and no action. i mean even interview with the vampire that is about gay vampires isn't as gay as twilight
bloody hell, why didn't i think of this? there are several videos like this in my favorites, yet i never considered mentioning this topic to you guys. forgive me, i have been remiss. but i thank you, from the bottom of my cynical heart, for tackling this distasteful subject with such wit and panache. 5 stars, gentlemen.
well thank you very much :) we appreciate your kindness and hatred for twilight!! when he sparkled i wanted to take a pickaxe to his chest and see if diomands fell out lol >:)
I hope the new "Dark Shadows" movie with Johnny Depp is gonna be good! I hope Tim Burton doesnt fuck it up! I want it to be better than twilight! please please dont screw it up Tim!
acrobatsutr 6 months ago
I told my mum. Mum I want to read vampire horror books. She said read your Twilight books that I bought you.
I read about4 pages, and I could not take it!
I told her it's not fucking horror. BTW I'm a 14 year old emo girl.
misssuperfrog10 7 months ago
@misssuperfrog10 Homo Emo.
Sw1fterly 2 weeks ago
Stephanie Meyer makes fucking ashamed of my own name!!!!
RisuchanX4 10 months ago
I used to like vampires, then I liked werewolves, then Twilight happened and that all went to shit. Now, because if Twilight can ruin vamps and wolves, I'm creating a book where I'm trying to make Faeries go badass, just because I can, and I want to show people that not every magical creature is a milk and honey. It helps me live through the Twilight epidemic. I get so fucking sick of it. But if it was Harry Potter on the television all the time, I wouldn't give a damn; Harry Potter is awesome.
HellAngelsBells 1 year ago 2
@HellAngelsBells Fairies have been portrayed as monstrous before in a lot of short stories and older fiction. It's not really a new concept, but if you could get it popularized it might be a good way to distract idiots from Twilight.
AveImperator47 1 year ago
I get so sick of this twilight crap!!!
EricVierthaler92 1 year ago
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the most ridiculous part of the story is definitely the last book. edward knocks up bella...let me explain to all you children where babies come from, when a man and a woman get the "sparkly" (lol) feeling for one another, the male gets a BONER and spits man quice where he has to. now let me explain the human boner. BLOOD FLOW. A PULSE. LIFE. that is all.
buwwshat 1 year ago
Twililght truly sucks and effected my entire school.
Girls are dumping guys left and right and trying to find an "Edward" *CoughpedostalkerguyCough*
Dusk7895 2 years ago 3
Really?! come on, okay my one year old nephew can write a better vampire story, i think i actually lost iq points reading this crap.
and again, sparkly vampires?! come on man! wtf?! ya just dont fuck with a good system!
lostlilvamp 2 years ago
i dont remember Vampires sparkyling
we must steal twilight books from our librarys and burn them
...
BURN THEM!
Shuroku789 2 years ago
XD AHAHAHA! I love you!
Lusa5 2 years ago
dam she need to get rape.
tone35493 2 years ago
twilight gay infuckingdeed
hatchet96 2 years ago
Twilight is gay. Nobody wants to see albino pedophile vampires running around everywhere.
christiandude121 2 years ago
there not vampiers vampires are badass this things are pussys
zilladude360 2 years ago
Twoilet sucks, indeed.
TheTwistedGoat 2 years ago 3
The nigahiga spoof was way better than the actual movie. Which is why I spend my free time on the internet looking for spoofs of bad movies.
rhom55 2 years ago 2
F twilight EDWARD is The son of a dog a girl dog a bits
omicronlegacyalpha 2 years ago
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fuck this bullshit movie
howtokill123 2 years ago
well if part 2 is out lz let me know
halogod18 2 years ago
the sad thing is, i cant watch Blad now =( cuz of this gay shit
halogod18 2 years ago
You really can't blame an actor for bad acting if the character he's playing sucks donkey dick.
alienisuntverus 2 years ago 2
i agree. now i hate vampires. all the girls in my school loved it for some reson..........
oblivionfallout3 2 years ago
we know man
we see girls wearing the shirts all the time, and its sad because the really hardcore fans love the book so much they want a "VAMPIRE" to come in their live and love her.
thats exetermly destrubing to us.
now they dont know that a vampire isnt real anymore.
so sad and thanks for the comment.
themovieguys101 2 years ago
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oblivionfallout3 2 years ago
i argued with 4 diff. girls today that it suked and that vampires rnt real..........including my mom =(
oblivionfallout3 2 years ago
the book was ok but i agree the movie sucked balls
Hulkforce103 2 years ago
You guys deserve your own tv show you guys are awesome
JokersFiend23 2 years ago 3
thanks :D
themovieguys101 2 years ago
twilight man that movie sucked so much the puplishers shoulda burned the book before they published it so movie goers nd bookreaders everywhere wouldnt be forced to read or watch this train wreck
calikk26 2 years ago
lol
themovieguys101 2 years ago
thank u twilight for destroying the future of vampire movies
mrcool86743 2 years ago
In a way, Meyer has written the most terrifying vampire book every written. Why? Because it can actually influence real life girls, and distort their perception of love, family, and friendship, much like what vampire hypnotism. As if that's not bad enough, the writing in and of itself is terrible. I'd get into how much she butchered the concept of vampires, but you guys really went over that quite well. I agree 100%.
CapNCorn 2 years ago 2
thank you :D and that is ture fans of the book
really belive that a "vampire" is going to come in thier life
fucking crazy girls
but anywho thanks again for the comment
themovieguys101 2 years ago
I honestly couldn't even finish the first one. Sure, sure, how can I have an opinion on it if I haven't read all of it, yeah yeah yeah, thing is this: Do I need to eat an entire plate full of dog shit to know that it tastes bad? No, sir, I do not.
CapNCorn 2 years ago
wedont blame ya. it totally ruined vampires :(
themovieguys101 2 years ago
Thank you! This is the best Twilight review ever. The girls at my school are so obsessed with this bullcrap! It's all "Which team are you on?" HOW CAN I BE ON A TEAM WHEN I DON'T EVEN READ THE FUCKING BOOK!? I could really care less about Twilight and it's fans. Just thank you for this. I totally agree with you on this one. And one thing that pissed me off is that Robert Pattison is a singer now? WTF?!
PoweredBubbles 2 years ago
wait.......he is???
what kind of shit is that???
thanks for the comment also
themovieguys101 2 years ago
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YOU FUCKERS NEED TO STOP FUCKING RANTING ABOUT SHIT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT! IF YOU DICKHEADS HAD ONE ROMANTIC BONE IN YOUR WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT BODIES YOU WOULD LOVE THIS MOVIE AND THE BOOKS AS MUCH AS THE "crazy" FANS!! BEFORE YOU GO MAKING ANOTHER FUCKING RANT MOVIE TRY WATCHING THE FUCKING THING!!!!!
badangel816 2 years ago
firsty off watch you fucking language you little 13 year old cunt. first off iv read the books and watched the movie and it is our opinion that we dont like it you have your opinion we have ours so watch your fucking lip the next time you wanna write a comment to try and get a laugh because your using ALL CAPS and swearing get a life you dumb bitch.
themovieguys101 2 years ago
lol
oblivionfallout3 2 years ago
great review man
halogod18 2 years ago
TROLL ALERT
I've read 3.5 of the Twilight books, and seen MOST of the movie.... It doesn't change the fact that I hate Twilight. It's poorly-written, sexist, and promotes abusive relationships.
By the way, I love romance. :) Just not the kind with weak female characters and boring, over-used love triangles.
HoshiKagura 2 years ago
lol shut up bitch, we have low life like you who see this shite and thats why they are making a gaylight 2. so bitch shut the hell up and dont get pissed cuz half of the world hates this shit, Harry Potter is more populer then this crap gaylight will never come close
halogod18 2 years ago
twilight should be called gaylight
zilladude360 2 years ago 13
@badangel816 whoa spaz out much? don't be rude chick, it's called an opinion, and they have one. Get over it that they don't like your precious book. It's not about being romantic, it's about taste. And they don't like romance. I don't either. Don't bash them for being opinionated.
PyromanicMisfit27 1 year ago
@PyromanicMisfit27 thank u
themovieguys101 1 year ago
@themovieguys101 your quite welcome ^.^
PyromanicMisfit27 1 year ago
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You Suckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!! And You Have horrid Taste in Movies >:(
twanglover 2 years ago
okay that is your opinion and you have no right to insult us, it is just a movie and no
we have a great taste in movies
dont insut us agiain becuase we will block you and or report you.
themovieguys101 2 years ago
well if you like gaylight you have the bad tast in movies
halogod18 2 years ago
When's the 2nd part coming?
batmanhicks93 2 years ago
asap sry
themovieguys101 2 years ago
robert pattison is gay!
chunkychickenboy22 2 years ago
Dudes, you don't need to tell me twice. I didn't that much to read the books and the movie looked like it sucked ass. Kristen Stewart is hot, but over-rated. And I could care less if Robert Pattinson(sp?) lives or dies. FUCK TWILIGHT! Great review.
iambernig 2 years ago 2
thanks man!!
themovieguys101 2 years ago
I'm definitely a twilight fan, but i totally agree about the movie, i did not like it. People are obsessing over it like its the best thing the world has ever seen, I read all of the books and I like them but the publicity it gets is way over the top.
JBrothersMcflyROX1 2 years ago
thank you ya we werent particuarly a fan of either but will say the books are muucch better. and the movie as it always does makes it into something vwery second par :/
themovieguys101 2 years ago
i love vampire movies but twilight. sorry but its just fucking gay. i mean srsly WTF? he sparkles? he's supposed to burn in day light not fuckin shine like he was made of diamonds. they are also supposed to drink human blood not hunt little bunnies. twilight was just an insult to great vampire movies. o and Stephen king totally pwns the chick who wrote twilight.
angusyoung9323 2 years ago 9
hell fuckin yes! :)
themovieguys101 2 years ago
Thank you. o my god, every pussy at my school loves it and says they are vampires. They don't die in the sun, drink fucking cow blood, and they are wusses. Stephen King rocks. Dude you are my new best friend
cosiadise 2 years ago 3
ha thanks bro ya there like one of our subscribers said "Emo Pixies" lol
themovieguys101 2 years ago
lolz. i have the same problem everyone i know loves that shitty movie. i mean its all girly love and no action. i mean even interview with the vampire that is about gay vampires isn't as gay as twilight
angusyoung9323 2 years ago
dont get me wrong i love you guys
but this has got to be the first time ive ever strongly disagreed with you guys lol
it gets better the more you watch it.
good book but its no stephen king thats for damn sure
GarretTHEnomad 2 years ago
everyone has an opinion its cool :)
themovieguys101 2 years ago
bloody hell, why didn't i think of this? there are several videos like this in my favorites, yet i never considered mentioning this topic to you guys. forgive me, i have been remiss. but i thank you, from the bottom of my cynical heart, for tackling this distasteful subject with such wit and panache. 5 stars, gentlemen.
sarahewright9 2 years ago
well thank you very much :) we appreciate your kindness and hatred for twilight!! when he sparkled i wanted to take a pickaxe to his chest and see if diomands fell out lol >:)
themovieguys101 2 years ago
haaaaaaa! i love when british people talk! especially when they say bloody hell.and i especially LOVE IT when they argue
oblivionfallout3 2 years ago
erm, actually i'm from the american south xD hard to tell in print.
sarahewright9 2 years ago
oh.. well i just luv it when ppl say bloody hell =D
oblivionfallout3 2 years ago 2
the book is a virus
gerttervill 2 years ago
It's a frickin RELIGION!
batmanhicks93 2 years ago
and a horrible one at that :D
themovieguys101 2 years ago
lol yes :)
themovieguys101 2 years ago
I remember that bitch who said that Stephanie Meyer was better than Stephen King.
rmgallerani 2 years ago
shove a twinkie in her mouth that will shut her up lol
themovieguys101 2 years ago
Isn't that Rosie O' Donnell? lol
rmgallerani 2 years ago
lol
themovieguys101 2 years ago
nice vid guyes.. and idd the sparkeling is the stupidest thing ive ever seen in a movie ever. who can u scare with sparkers`?
sizzori 2 years ago
lol
themovieguys101 2 years ago
just saw the video of that bitch ranting about stevn king. my god, i almost felt ashamed to be english.
petros0001 2 years ago
lol
oblivionfallout3 2 years ago
Twilight sucks balls.I agree with you Guys.Watch a better vampire movie like Blade,Lost boys,Interview with the vampire or even Underworld.
killerrodan 2 years ago
hell yes :)
themovieguys101 2 years ago
Underworld is the best
AdamStirfe 2 years ago
These "vampires" should be called emo pixies.
michaelsproductions 2 years ago
lol hell yes
themovieguys101 2 years ago
finally someone else hates it
damgirl69 2 years ago
I totally agree
stupidbluebird 2 years ago
I agree with you Guys
IAMWBH3 2 years ago