Kool Keith - "Global Enlightenment, Part 1" MVDvisual

[FASDAGG]

When someone can keep you interested while listening to a monologue about seltzer water chances are they are going to be able to keep you interested throughout an album

[KILLBETTV]

KEITH IS MY HOMEY...HE SO ADVANCED IN THE RAP GAME..HE DONT GOTTA RAP TO PLEEASE NOBODY...HE DID THAT AWREADY...NOW HE ENJOYIN HISSELF KREATIVLY...NOT WASTIN HIS TIME TO KREATE A BRAND NEW LEVEL THAT MUFUCKAWS AINT GON APPRECIATE ANYWAY....HE MADE ALL THAT LYRICAL RAP SHIT WAYYYY BRIGHTER...

[Grazmataz37]

i have a better idea keith. just dont invite those thieving bastards back to your crib. take your ho's down to floriade. take your homies to your fathers grave stone. take em anywhere just not back home to your crib. change your dead lock. nail planks of wood on your appartment windows so they cant get in. maybe get an alarm for your fridge as well and a dog could also help. its not smart going bland to stop thieving. get a aka and blast a cap in there ass.

[Nisp2]

@Grazmataz37 He's talking about the rap game and people biting his shit, its a metaphor.

[Grazmataz37]

@Nisp2 oh really? i thought he only did that in his raps. do u think keith actually knows the thieves actually crack up when they hear how pissed he is that they stole his style? he should get back into ward 15 with some more acid and come up with the funny out there trippy shit of hes old days and forget this resentment shit. not doing himself or hes fans any favours. although i do like the way he says F@#K U! MUTHA F@#KA! F@#K U! A**HOLE!

[Midnightx77]

i remember house of pain where everlast said "word to kool keith ima break up ya teeth" HAHAHA

[mooville32]

Earth People, New York and California

Earth People, I was born on Jupiter

[mooville32]

Rap moves on to the year three thousand

Three thousand!

Three thousand!

Three thousand!

[monkeydoosicle]

so true and funny. i think i might cop the dvd because of this.

[InlandGreen]

first time i heard this i thought he was cracked out, ...and then i actually paid attention for once and realized that this is exactly why i love kool keith. Hes different, my freinds dont like him, therefore i feel special i got keith all to myself.

Original Status...

Always Gotta Be Original.

[Okiedogg]

His character is amazing.

No wonder his songs are so oddly written.

I adore this man.

[AjaxtheWerewolf]

Who the hell is Kool Keith?

[TimmieSmalls]

WHAT???

[AjaxtheWerewolf]

@TimmieSmalls

Seriously, who is he? Looks like nothing more then a boring talk show host.

[MyDormantSoul]

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

[TheLittleAtheist]

kool keith is kool

[calebengler]

A truly brilliant mind.

[JGCSOUND]

He's right! I've had roomates who eat all my shit. I used to buy "Fresca" so they wouldn't drink my soda.

[beornborg]

Since when did Kool Keith turn into Seinfeld?

[Phlexxon]

I was waiting for George Castanza to pop out

[Grazmataz37]

@beornborg mate no matter how pissed keith gets, he will never, ever get as boring as sienfeld

[whackpiktures]

& I thought I was strange I like keith but he was just rambling bout nothing

[mcrfan0821]

wheat cookies!!!hahahaha

[mcrfan0821]

i cant believe i just watched a six min video on seltzer water

[thorazine666]

lol same man fuck

[LOKIUNCIA]

Bwaa Ha hA...Oh ,wait...Shit.

[od666666]

Kool Keith rules!