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  • A Walking Tank, huh?....METAL GEAR JAWS!

  • "A walking tank for a walking shark!"

    I can hear that same line 1000 times and it still makes me laugh every single time I hear it uttered with such sincerity.

  • LMFAO! Gotta see it.

  • lol, crazy man.. :-) I liked it

  • troll face

  • I used to be an ship capitan like you,but then i took a super shark in the knee

  • -ITS A PLANE

    -NO,ITS A CAR

    -AAAAAAAAA ITS SUPER SHARK

  • There were so many things wrong with that, I can't even start.

  • i don't know why but the shark in here made me click the dislike button { :-/

  • too much imagination...

  • Mudskipper Shark! OH, what will they think of next? Oh the endless, dumbass possibilites!

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  • hmmm.....Jaws is the best shark movie. Better than this one

  • @nowmos Jaws was ok. But the shark in it wasn't as big as this one and it didnt walk on land or fly and there wasn't a walking tank fighting it or a DJ that said DYNOMITE either. Remember that.

  • is this a joke

  • hmmmm that is a nice fish you say WRONG!!!!! nuke it lol

  • that was great, so funny :^D

  • The best movie I had ever seen... DYYYYNOMITE!! ^^

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  • WTF since when did sharks start to walk??

  • treš na treševima,hahahahahahhahahah

  • ahhahahaahhhahaahhaahhhaahahah­ahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah­haahahahahhaahahahahahahhahaah­ahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhaaha­hahahahhaaahhaahahahahhahaahha­haahhaahhhhahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahha­ahahahahhahahaahhhahaahhaahhha­ahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahah­ahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahahah­hahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaa­hhaahahahahahhaaahhaahahahahha­haahhahaahhaahhhhahahahahahaha­hahahhahahahahahhaahahahahahah­hahahhaahahahahahahahahhaahaha­h koji treeeeešššššššš

  • It's not a fish, it's not a bird, it's not a..I don't know..turtle?...IT'S SUPERSHARK

  • 0:43 like the description of a superhero: "It walks with it's fins and it flies..."

  • ok so there's Swamp shark,Sharktopus,two headed shark,Sand sharks,and now Super shark!?

    jeeze sy fy you know your ideas for the monsters are creative, But your films that start them in suck! terrible acting and terrible plots.. let's see if you can fix that simple damn probelm in two steps..

  • Wack !

  • This movie look freakin dumb!!!!! SMH.

  • Reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live sketch, "Who's there?"

    "Land shark...I mean...candy gram"

  • Is this Asylum at it again?

  • That may be the silliest looking movie I've ever seen. It shows how much effects for B grade movies have improved thanks to computer animation. In another time, this film would have been more like "Plan 9 from Outer Space". The effects are actually better than you might find on even a half decent 80's film.

  • Another low budget crap movie!

  • can it masturebate?

  • That tank looks like the bastard child of a Sherman tank and Metal Gear!

  • we're gonna need a bigger walking tank...

  • Tank used leg kick!

    It's not very effective...

    Shark used Tail Whip...

  • dafuq i just see?!?!

  • its super shark O_o ?!

  • @ProjectXV26gaming  *flies

  • @pkane25 Ohhhh fuckin gramma nazi

  • Seems Legit ;D

    

  • super comment ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) for a super shark

  • Wait it fucking FLYS?!

  • Press 3

  • I'M THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

  • "a shark wich walks on its fins and flies?"

    "It's super shark"

    trolololololol

  • horrible!

  • tanks do not have legs

  • I did not just see a tank kick a shark in the face.

  • You are retarded you fucktard

  • is it just me, or is the animation of the creatures in over 80% of such movies like made with some school crap programm from the last two centuries. i mean, are they even trying to let them at least look real. They let the shark fly up in the sky and attack a bombing jet, sould that be a movie or a joke.

  • this is birdemic

  • thats one big fucking stupid shark hahahahaha

    cant believe they wasted there time making such a shit movie

  • 0:31 I lost it at that part.

  • If they make a second one. They should team up with DC comics

  • How has this NOT been shown on SyFy Original Series on a Saturday night, yet?

  • that tank should dance shuffle with lmfao LOL

  • I wasn't completely sold on seeing this movie, until i saw a walking tank fighting a shark. Now i HAVE to see this movie......

  • Thats one fake ass shark

    

  • this is a fucking shiittt

  • This stuff is so friggin cool, gotta love it! Can't stop laughing!

  • 1:06 Its Star Wars technology in the making.

  • this shit makes me laugh so hard. they should label the genre as comedy not action.

  • We need onion! (0:34)

  • Seriously who the fuck comes up with the shite

  • who the fuck would sponser (fund) this type of utter crap! retards?

  • Sharktopus>Super shark

  • Thats a goliath from battletech. Also I cant believe shit this bad gets money to made into a movie.

  • So basically, the Shark version of Birdemic.

  • аааааааааа мой мозг!

  • 1:26 "That one big ass shark." LOL? I didon't know that shark have ass! >.>

  • My money's on the Goliath.

  • well now i have seen everything...........just when you think movies cant get anymore stupid this is one of the stupidest things i have ever seen.

  • im sure it is the worst movie that mankind have created

  • Dyyynomite!

  • LOL kick in the face

    dude cool

  • this film looks friggin' stupid!

  • @ASoggyChip86 so stupid its funny.

  • MY EEEEEEEEYYYEES! THIS LOOKS SO TERRIBLE AND CHEESEY AND... WHY CAN'T I SEE?? AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • can i hire the shark to "Flip Ass" some politicians that i dont like so much?

  • That looks silly but fun.

  • You guys know that this is making fun of stupid shark movies

  • 2010 movie of the year.

  • .... worst movie ever. should be ashamed just for existing

  • That robot versus that shark...... I can't believe it... My goodness, no need for LSD anymore !

  • Walking Tank vs. Super Shark. FIGHT!!!

  • michael fassbender no

  • retarted

  • Oh man... Now I've gotta SEE IT!

  • lame

    

  • The worst movie ever I just watched it was sicky

  • did I just watch a tank kick a shark in the face?

    ....

    Wow.

  • @TUNAdude13 WALKING* tank

  • @TUNAdude13 yes...........yes you did

  • Is this comedy or parody?

  • Ive seen this and its quite funny cause the shark jumps 10,000 feet out of the water and grabs a jumbo out of the sky and the look on my face was just :O Damn!!

  • Hahahaha, is it a rocket? Is it a plain? Is it a train? Nooooo, is super shark (and what's the fuck, a walking tank?????) ^^

  • that tank can kick

  • Wow does it dance too?

  • @overfiendavi The shark or the tank?

  • when these stupid movies are made are they trying to be serious, like is this supposed to be a good movie?

  • uzun süredir bu kadar gülmemiştim komediye bak. :)

  • You know what the saddest thing is? This isn't the worst of them all. XD

  • gay!!! gay!! gay!!!

  • Is it a fish? Is it a boat? No, it's Super Shark!

  • What a load of shit!

  • 00:32 Homer Simpson

  • That was the funniest trailer I've seen in while! A shark that 'walks on its fins and flies' i'm literally laughing so much now!

  • WTF 355 likes?!?!?!?!

  • WALKING TANK FOR A A WALKING SHARK...PURE GOLD

  • I used to be a walking man-eating shark, then a tank kicked me in the face...

  • that is one big shark man

  • no its even bigger jaws

  • it's big jaws!

  • MEGALODONCRAP!

  • AHHAHAHAHAHAHA they really have run out of ideas, but fuck that was funny, i think the point of this movie is to see how shit they can actually make it, hoping to win an oscar

  • Holy shit this is awesome.

  • I thought this was so damn funny when I saw it.

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FAKE STUPIED ANMASHIN

  • Giant Shark > Avatar

    

  • its flipper

  • BWUAHAAHAHAHAHA

    the shark is flying!! BAHAHAHAHAAH

  • a bit unrealistic

  • BawaHahahaaha!!! 

    It downed a flying jet but we MUST get that beach open on time!

  • shark gets kicked in the face cool movie

  • I actually....kind of want to see this

  • this must be the greatest movie ever made! cant wait for sharktopus vs super shark :)

  • @JakeNukem3D Don't leave the other sharks out of this :D

    Shark Battle Royal: Super Shark VS Sharktopus VS Jaws VS Megashark VS Dinoshark

  • @DamnMilkshakezz idd :D

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Super AWESOME.

  • Bo Duke what have you done?

  • hahahahaahaha

    

  • I prefer DORA --"

  • I feel sorry for John Schneider ...

  • who produced this thing a bunch of 10 year olds?....you have got to be kidding?

  • Fighter Plane versus Shark, shark always wins! But Shark versus JJ Walker, you have to tune in to find out.

  • LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • thanks for the laugh

  • I'm only gonna watch this because of hot chicks!! got the movie on VCD already I don't need a DVD version because It's super crap

  • what the actual fuck that I just watch

  • That tank was exhumed from the series Thunderbirds.

  • John Schneider, WHHHHHYYYY ??? Why have you done this to your career ?

  • Why the fuck would anyone try to fight a giant shark with an umbrella? I wouldn't even try to fight a normal sized shark with an umbrella...

  • 1:12

    Tank: This...is...SPARTAA!

    

  • YEAP!

  • 1:27 FREEZE IT

  • A walking tank for a walking shark

    never heard such a great idea

  • If this were availible in anything besides 240p it would just feel wrong.

  • man, that`s a movie for depressed people... Almost chocked laughing. Huge movie!!!!

  • Continuing in the tradition of great 50s 'B' movies...

  • Oh my gosh, this is terrible. I'm pretty sure I would only watch this movie just to get a good laugh.

  • What the fuck is this?

  • Underline these beautiful dialogs. Between this: 'Damn, This is the bigest Shark I've ever seen in my life', this: 'Walking Tank for Walking Shark' and this: 'Haha!', we are spoiled! Enjoy! XD

  • It flies? Oh god that just tipped the crap scale

  • That is one big assed piece of shit...

  • jamas habia visto algo tan mamon en toda mi vida, la pelicula debio haber sido titulada "super mierda"

  • Craaaaaap!!

  • homer simpson at 0:33 

  • Coming to a toilet near you

  • Worst shit ever.

  • what is this....I don't even....Just....what the heck did I just watch?

  • JAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAA DEL NABOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • watch at 1:27.... even sharks would commit suicide after watching this lolz

  • I had to click like after I saw a tank with legs kick a walking, flying shark in the face.

  • @bonter1983, Congratulations sir, you win the "Comment of Pure WIN of the Week" Award.

  • WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? WHAT A MIND FUCK!

  • hahahah super comedy =P

  • Super Crap

  • hahaha megalodon against all.

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  • WTF???

  • the shark is called megaladon durrrr,i believe it still exists

  • @zombiefighter6 megladon couldnt walk on its fins

  • Coming to DVD February 7!

  • @jbenemoviearchive I'm sure people will swarm the stores...