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  • how come being in the bath dosent count as naked?

  • This cartoon got sexed up waaaay before the mute. Type in "germaine foamy" on Google or whatever the hell search engine you use, and I'm pretty sure you'll find a pretty significant amount of porn. I haven't tried it myself, but it doesn't take a genius to realize how many sick shits are out there with an obsession for Germaine, what with all the fan mail in the earlier episodes.

    Then type in "why won't" on bing. Don't press enter. Just look at the first result. You WILL shit bricks.

  • @hainesz1 that is rule 34 in full effect which is why i hate the internet in some cases...cartoons should never be pornographic

  • @hainesz1 i dont think you will shit bricks, its more like a liquid shit.

  • thank you Foamy i`ve been trying to tell people that for years. maybe they will listen to you.

  • Dear Idiotic Men,

    How does a female cartoon turn you on more than a real life female would? Cartoons are not real idiots, you are just falling for a picture that you quote "Sexy". I say get off your lazy asses and socialize with "real" women like any guy that has the balls do or they have "A Life".

    Sincerly, A Woman that has a life

  • @rockinamber18 That's cute hun. Now get back in the kitchen

  • @ostritchman101 no thank you ^^

  • foamy the squir-rel

  • as in the mail he got in tihs episode

  • the first one was the only one that wasnt stupid

  • Who else loves the way Foamy pronounces his own name?

    It's fudging cute X3

  • He be trippin' yo

  • by the way dear writer who said they were deformed no one needs to know if you are refering to haveing big boobs who cares no olne so stop trying to flaut ur deformities to get men you whore

  • wow you fucking retards tlakin about being childish because he dont like breasts well no if you are going to be a perverted bastered with it you shouldint watch theses because they are for mature audiences

  • foamy...you...are...A GOD!!!!!!!

  • @FatGuyWithAKatana HOW DARE YOU CALL ME CHILD, PEASANT! I AM AN ABLE MAN! FEMALE, BRRRREASTS, ARE ONLY FOR THE SUCKLING OF FOUL BABIES. OH WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TIME! 2:34! I SHALL BE OFF.

  • boobs are not useless, they are like food and they are fun to play with.

  • @superjchamma u don't agree?

  • @FatGuyWithAKatana No, it's just very creepy, and, well, I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THAT SHIT! FUCK! D:<

  • @superjchamma if you're too young to appreciate boobs then you're too young to watch foamy, begone child.

  • Im deformed?!

  • well ... this explains why she was suddenly killed off ...

  • its funny because the mutey arc was never acutally resolved, it was just dropped

  • dear poetic romancer of fine ladies XD lol i nearly died

  • Dear Foamy,

    When do we get to see your tits....yo?

  • .....I'm a DDD....and some one called me deformed...all I could think about was how influencing Foamy is...thank you lord and master.

  • I don't think that Mathers understands that his target audience isn't composed of Mensa candidates. They like Jackass, Team America, and of course setting fire to kittens and puppies.

    Don't ask too much of them.

    They've only recently learned to walk upright.

  • Dear Foamy,

    Why dont you like Joanna?

  • I feel sorry for Joanna aka Mutey in the episode we last saw her. Poor Mutey

  • Dear Foamy, I like Mutey. Next to Germaine, she was the best female character you came up with. I sure wish she could stay longer though. Oh well. Maybe some other time.

    Your disciple, GothClawlolita.

  • Lol all the letters have to do with the new girl

  • Thanx foamy! Like every thing you say!

  • ... so mutie is a symbol.... is that why you killed her

  • I always thought mutie was a symbol of how men don't care if a woman can talk or not, they just want her tits.

  • @SkylerRayY2K I never actually never thought of that, but then again, I never really payed much attention to Joanna in the first place

  • Breasts feed babies........not necessarily useless

  • please tell me that Foamy (Jon) does not REALLY get fan mail about wanting to see the girls naked... if they bother to actually type an email saying want they want to do with their imagination and libido's when they could just go to some f@#$ing fan-based site where a whole SLEW of other horny bastards drew up their own nudey versions of Joanna or Germaine and not bother Jon with idiotic suggestions then... oh why do I even bother... the world is full of idiots.

  • I'm curious as to why he made the mute's dress sheer if he didn't want people to react the way they have. I suppose it could be his way of challenging modern culture's perception of nudity as sexual by default.

  • @HalfMaskedMisfit um yeah... its called just go with it if thats what he feels like creating then by all means just go with it besides its just a cartoon thats really funny as shit and in actuality the things he says makes sense so yeah weirdest comment ever.... even though im replying to it y???? i guess we'll never know

  • @Demonangel1991 Don't get your panties in a bunch, I wasn't criticizing him. I was actually appreciating the statement I think he was trying to make. I guess you're one of the people that doesn't understand subtext that Foamy referred to in Germaine for Dummies.

  • Breasts feed babies.

  • The awesome thing here is that someone's writing the script for Foamy.

    That guy is a genius.

  • thank you Foamy, your my new best friend

    2:22

  • thank you Foamy, your my new best friend

  • dear boys,

    im a jiggling ball of fat. tell me how in the world is that sexy.

    sincerly, a boob

  • @teresifour Biology.

  • @babybooA9 it's just the artist talking to the fans really.

  • P.s. learn how to write and stop " chicken yow" xD

  • @doomie21 Trippin* you moron

  • @AgentVamp What ever you freak.

  • @doomie21 No need to rage buddy just expressing the facts.

  • @AgentVamp I set myself in a SPRING OF RAGE!!!!! ;-)

  • @doomie21 I'm sure.

  • i love how foamy knows hes a cartoon

  • Im surprised there was never an email along the lines of "Dear foamy, I'd like to bang the cartoon thats not a real chick"

  • gee, some of these guys are gonna awaken the squirrly wraith here soon

  • "Dear Foamy, I would like to bang the new chick."

    Response: "Dear poetic romancer of fine ladies..."

    LMAO! Another golden bit of comedy from the lord and master, Foamy.

  • I for one love breasts on a women. Im a man get erections when i c em wanna touch and feel all the ones i ecounter. Im proud to b a guu an a will never b ashamed of my desires wether animated or real beatifull women with large boobs fucking rock!!!! Im sorry foamy have to disagree with u on this. Sniff:-( never will ib ashamed of who an d. what i am. A man with needs and wants.

  • @theperv01 you are a complete fuck nut breast are just large lumps of fat person i just like medium size and i dont care for large breast but hey if you want a poor sex life its not my fault or any but your self if i where you i would look for a good personinality not a good body but hey im not going to bitch to just try to help

  • @theperv01 wow, you are a pervert, I don't really think that's a good thing. you should probably get some help for that cause I'm pretty sure not everyone appreciates your... particular issue. beyond that, please learn how to write. reading that gave me a headache.

  • @theperv01 thank you for sharing your needlessly specific and poorly-written fantasies with the rest of the internet.

  • @ShadowACS  ur welcumzzz.

  • Dear SLANGMASTER! lol pwnd!

  • @GoddesSilversRose It's called preference. I bet you want a guy with something to please you. Be it your eyes or...

  • Are we sure Jim isn't a feminist girl? Boobs can be fucked and fondled. How do big boobs (IRL of course) make a girl deformed? That's a little harsh to developed women and men who like them. It's all about preference.

  • Now im deformed :*(

  • valid point. they are useless.

  • 2:00 strange thing is... i already thought like this.

    ...am I a squirrel?

  • Thank you foamy I would love men to look at my face and not chest! I know how it feels all to well fucking men and there want for boobs. What is it with men and boobs?! I am so sick of it!

  • @GoddesSilverRose If you had a huge nose then we might stare at that instead...

  • @blastermod Nope, probably still stare at your boobs :p

  • dear foamy,

    you are funny and I hope people will stop asking you why the girls are not naked so i hope you put this on Foamy Fan Mail.

    Signed, Savannah Nickole Moody and if you want to see me look me up P.S. I am 10 years old 

  • what foamy understands.....ITS A CARTOON, A DRAWN CIRCLE!!!......shit

  • wow 12 people dont understand what foamy is saying....

  • at least we know mutey will never drown.

  • Ok, i think foamy is the smartest thing on the internet. every single episode he has ever done i have agreed with

  • how do you send foamy mail??

  • @inuyashaflower Foamy@yourmaster

  • @inuyashaflower He makes up the mail fyi.

  • @trivaltrek

    no he doesn't.

    If you looked at his channel he says he looks through the fan mail

  • By God the second letter is how half the people in my college classes still write!

  • 12 DISLIKES EVEN THATS TO MUCH TO HATE THIS VIDEO, (FUCKIN RETARDS)

  • press five then six then 7 lol

  • who needs underwear? belike the lord and master and go birthday suit!

  • Im lounging in my underwear right now.......

  • "dear underwear sniffer" lmao i cracked up at that

  • boobs cant be too big

  • @weldmaster80 you are missing the point....

  • Foamy is WAY smarter than any motivational speaker ever. He could be as famous as Martin Luther King Jr.

  • hey hey hey ......i love my big breast.......>.>

  • Really, breasts are not totally worthless. They are to give milk to a newborn baby, but most guys JUST think breasts are to stare at and are for mens personal pleasure! I'm not saying all guys, for there are some good guys out there, but mostly the guys that sent these letters. Babies need breasts more then you guys do . . . mother fuckers.

  • Foamy I just decovered you today 03-02-11 I have the flu so I have a lot of time.(Your the greatest) BUT!!!!!! your wrong BIG BOOBES have there place in the world, I use them to keep my ears warm in the winter on my motorcycle. And to the dumb-fucks that can't drive & look at a bare & naked boobies tough shit!!! (get over it!!!)

  • the 6 people that hate foamy must be nuty seeking mother f*ckers

  • ... well what else were you expecting to happen?

  • anyone else see the JAPAN!!!!!!!! posters in the background?! ANYONE?! mother fuckers.... FOAMY FOR PRESIDENT U FUCKERS!!!!!!

  • Epic Middle Finger.

  • ... I wonder if those people who wrote about seeing "Mutie" naked ever noticed you can see her tits through the nightgown.

  • i really hope he continues with the boobs are useless plot. i could see some insanely hilarious, yet intelligent episodes coming from that.

  • the new chick personally scares me XD

  • THIS is why Mutie was killed off. ASSHOLES!!DX

  • Slang master loves boobies LOL

  • Yet still more morons keep asking to see them naked.

  • Haha, I feel sorry for the new chick. My chestmellons are only Germaine sized & they make my back hurt, my chest tight, & breathing is harder.

  • @LikaLaruku I hope you feel better! Yeah, breasts are only for nursing children! If I had my way, they would stay INSIDE the female body until pregnancy and nursing, then disappear when the child is weaned. But that's just me, lol.

  • Guess Foamy has never come across the term "2D Complex." Men have wanted to bang Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, Poison Ivy. Mystique, & paintings & statues of bland-faced chubby-muscular chicks with tiny breasts since the invention of cave paintings.

  • Gimme a D, not a triple D

    O as in off my back

    N as in no nudity

    E as in EVERONE'S A FUCKING PRICK!!!

  • "Dear Foamy, I would like to bang the new chick"

    "Dear Poetic Romancer of Fine Ladies..."

    BEST bit of sarcasm XD

  • HAIL FOAMY!!!!!!

  • Japan.

  • @thug4christ21 hahahaha had a meltdown there, did he?

  • Dear Slangmaster!

  • all sexed-up, and trippin'...yo

  • slang master LOL

  • @thug4christ21 Hmm.... Lessee...... *hits thumbs up* I FRICKIN' AGREE!!

  • foamy is hands down the smartest cartoon ive ever seen! i wish he was real

  • @blueguy15 Maybe someday Foamy can get his own tv series.  It would be so Funny and Epic on so many levels!

  • @Perfect7en amen to that my friend! :D

  • @Perfect7en That would be awesome!!!... Except the censoring this poor, poor Overlord of All would have to endure. A TV show would without a doubt ruin everything we oh so love about Foamy and his Squirrely Wrath. =)

  • @Jonny3093 You gotta point, but that doesn't mean he can't have a 15 segment, especially now that Youtube has extended the time limit for videos.

  • @Perfect7en True.

  • @blueguy15 Well you do realise that this is just an animation... soooo technically there is a guy who has this personality (or has a great skill in presenting it) who probably complains about everything and anything to a certain degree :S

  • @MrMysecretAccount but he could never be half as funny and great as foamy unless he had a squeeky voice :3

  • @blueguy15 this is the personality of the person who made him, and he exists.

  • @blueguy15 the guy who makes these cartoons is just as smart :3

  • @blueguy15 He's real just put into a cartoon form

  • @blueguy15 YAY!!! someone who knows its "virtual", not "reality"....

  • wow, thats funny. but i get the point. some people r to judgemental and only care about a persons look. and im not saying thats gud or bad. cause its really all up to how the individual sees a person being beautiful. But really, people be getting that excited over cartoon girls. u guys need to go on dates. just saying

  • I like all women regardless of how they are. I had a fiance once and she had a scar across her face, but regardless of that I still loved her dearly. Women trying to find a smart and honest guy is hard to do when rither most of them are taken or women are to shallow to see the good in a guy who isnt hot. I mean really women out there have a freakin shopping list for men and no im not against women cause men do the same stupid thing. I just want someone caring and understanding that dont judge.

  • @Dragonroar99 I agree :)

  • @Vegetaissexy91 thank you for agreeing with me. At least someone understands.

  • here here Foamy

  • Big boobs cause back problems. So even if you get with a chick with nice big anime breasts, she'll end up hunched over with sagging bags instead of melons. So go fuck yourself for being such idiots bent only on physical appearances as your judge for people.

  • GOD DO I LOVE THIS I MYSELF HAVE BIG TITYS AND I THINK ALL YOU BOOB LOVERS OUT THERE NED TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO U WILL NOT SEE OUR BOOBS SO JUST GO FUCKIN KILL UR SELF!

  • @gooberzgirl1 haha i could go my whole life without seeing'em and be happy until i'm married shoot i don't mind noit seein'em although these pervs always try to see past a woman shirt just to look at'em...remember those xray spec glasses xD man did they fool them makes me laugh everytime i see it done lmao

  • D - not a triple D

    O - as in off my back

    N - as in "no nudity"

    E - as in "everyone's a fucking prick"

    huh

  • what is with these f*cking dumb @sses and stupid fanmail questions and bullsh*t? foamy, we should steal a tank from the military and blow all the dumbf*ckers fat @sses up!

  • Boobs do have one important use, though it's very rarely used now. They are used to feed new born babies.

    And even though I like big boob, that's not all Iook for, there no point in having a hot, big busted, tight assed girlfriend if she's to stupid to know the difference between cable and satellite!

    If I had to chose between a hot, sex goddess with the mind of a clam and an intelligent woman with a average figure but I like, I'd pic the smart one in a heart beat.

  • @titanticbodyparts annoyin as hell aint it ._. i truly despice the fact that sum "men" have to call their girl friends his "women" jesus christ

  • @blazer1321

    Ah yes, the "My girl" line. Yes it is annoying that a some one would put a label of ownership on a living human being.

    I see this as a half-done phrase it "My girlfriend!" not "My girl."

    Of course women have a similar phrase, "My man" although this one isn't as provoking for some reason.

  • @titanticbodyparts idk get why weird i still think that line is annoying as hell it just say u claim ownership of sum1 totaly agree wit u if u agree THUMBS UP

  • @titanticbodyparts i would understand if its just to simplify but its when ppl put that label of ownership upon the partner in the relationship is when i make all hell brake loose

  • @titanticbodyparts true dat lol i would too which is why i like this one hot chicks videos she's smart and has a rlly nice figure to her lol and yes it is true it "was" used to feed new born babies as seen in the wild but not anymore men have made them show toys for the masses to look at and marvel but i must protest that the shirts nowadays are freakin' OMFG!!! if they don't want us to look at'em then why wear them

  • @knightace2002

    Because women are sanely psychotic.

    Lady with triple Es in paper-thin fishnet shirt: STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS!

    Me: There right THERE and YOUR PRACTICALLY NAKED! If you don't want me to look put on a real damn shirt!

    Hooker: I'll wear what I like.

    Me: THEN SHUT UP!

  • @titanticbodyparts lol reminds me of a joke by Carlos Mencia with the whole thing lol i hate fishnets except when wearing a shirt under it (blues my fav lol) then shoot man it's hot as hell then to me at least lol

  • the people writing the fan mail are fake

  • I have never understood this "huge boobs" thing. My mother's friend had very big brearts by nature and her back was always hurting because of them. She actually had to made them smaller so she could walk!

    So, tip for everyone who thinks BIG breasts are awesome:

    Walk three days with 2 kilo bags tied on your chest. Then you know how does it feel to look "hot". >:(

  • i dont stare at my girls boobs,im not like that or stare at my girls ass its imtemidating by just staring at them,i like my girl for her personality not her body

  • foamy i love u!!!!!! u r awesome

  • if you guys continue to foondle Germaine the the pizza stalker guy... wil be under your bed.

  • I am a girl with large breasts, I find it disturbing for guys and some girls (meh) to stare at my tits not at my face, where you can actually see me talking! Boobs aren't made for sex, but when women have childeren the childeren drinks from the boob, so see they sort of have a purpose! *if people say this is spam then screw you all*

  • @PagenBabe i agrea with u and im a guy

  • @PagenBabe

    i agree, i mean hell, at my school, THE GUYS WONT FUCKING TALK TO YOU UNLESS THEY CAN ACTUALLY SEE TITS FROM YOUR SHIRT UGH! it pisses me off that most men think women are just sex things.

    for the love of christ.MEN, THINK WITH YOUR BRAIN, NOT YOUR DAMN SEX ORGANS!

  • @kauitheutau :D Thank You very much!

  • @PagenBabe youre welcome~

    i mean hell xD

    -now spoken to all who read this comment-

    us girls are NOT FUCKING SEX OBJECTS!!! FUCKING DEAL WITH IT! ALSO just cause we don't fucking have the biggest tits or ass, DOESNT MAKE US NOT FREAKIN HOT YOU MORONS ugg, learn.to.DEAL.with.IT!

  • @kauitheutau true that i've seen girls who don't have all that and are rlly effing cute and smart lol and have a nice personality my ex was like that and boy did i love her and had some fun with her at times so guys...u don't have to be a perv to get laid or a dick just be urself and goes for u woman too be urselves and don't lure us in then leave

  • @kauitheutau I'm a guy, and I totally agree with this statement. You women are not meant to be toyed around with like sex dolls. I mean, what the hell is the deal with MY fellow males being so inconsiderate to the women?! Goddamn it, guys, get it through your f*cking skulls! Sure, we men may get attracted to women due to purposeful exposure by women, but some of us are actually sensible and focus on PERSONALITY! Augh!!!

  • @fish4mepl0x

    Thank you!

    One of the very f*cking few men around that are sensible and f*cking focus on personality, NOT some chick's effing tits, or their effing ass! Those that only think of women as f*cking sex objects, don't need to live, they're just wasting space for the men that actually think with their minds, not their reproductive organs. >>

  • @kauitheutau No kidding. My fellow males are really pathetic. And no offense to the females, but some women can be just as bad as we can be. Everyone needs to think with their heads, not their genitals. It's really stupid, it really is.

  • @fish4mepl0x

    Oh i know, i know that some chicks can be just as bad,

    but, they become whores or sluts in the future, XD no offence to my own gender, but seriously, they do, eventually become sluts or whores. I agree, it is just way to f*cking stupid,(and to everyone who reads this,) people please, use your head, and get your mind out of the gutter, i mean the one that holds your THINKING brain, god, is it really that hard to use it? SERIOUSLY? Is it REALLY to f*cking hard to think with it?

  • @fish4mepl0x so true but chivelry is rarely practiced anymore and they respected woman i think it's about time to bring it back and heal it's wounds from the feminism movements

  • @PagenBabe i agree with u on that i've studied human ananotmy and have watch the Discovery and History channel time and time agian and have found that boobs were meant to feed new borns ALTHOUGH and here's the kicker men were attracted to woman with large boobs bc they can feed thier young more milk than say a smaller one tho today it's used for sucking on during sexual intercourse which upsets me a lil bit but heck i use to do the same with my ex lol (tmi ik just proving a point)

  • Continue the Mutey storyyyy

  • it's animated breasts people!!!!!!!!!!! Jeez. shows how much Foamy is right....

  • Dear Foamy, I think most of those "See Germaine naked," letters are written by people who want to spam and/or piss you off.

  • boobs are lumps of fat, buts are shit factories.... wtf how the hell do these things get me a boner?!?! im so confused!!!

  • @FinKage 1. you actually see what wemon actually are 2. you could be gay (im not making fun of u, its just a possibility)

  • @StarliPatsbabygirl maybe who knows..... *crickets chirp*

  • @FinKage lol, hey its your life for u to decide. But I think people who think they way u do are complete geniuses! thank u =) p.s. sorry i cant spell

  • " Give me a D not a triple D. Give me an O as in Off my back. N as in No Nudity. and E as in Everyone a fucking prick."