If those two hadn't been in one heck of a badass looking forest...... this would have been marked the Gayest movie scene ever! or at least in my book........
Bella: Not at all... Just wondering if you can help me FIND some of my pennies which dropped into a river last week. I heard that Hufflepuffs are good FINDERS.
lol u say vampires don't sparkle in the daylight but tbh why say that when vampires arnt even real lol, I think people just get fed up with the ill people that do drink blood coz there crazy lmaoo!!!
HOW DARE YOU TAINT MY PRECIOUS HARRY WITH YOUR VAMPIRE FILTH!? AVADA KEDAVRA, BITCH!!!!
Just kidding. But seriously, I'd forgotten how comical this shit is. It's been awhile since my twihard days. I should get out my old movie collectionthough, just for a laugh.
This is the longest clip of Twilight I've ever watched and the incessant panning made me feel sick. It was probably supposed to be artistic or something.
Internet linguistics. People use "u" instead of "you", because it's shorter and easier. It's still very valid on the interwebs. Even if someone used it in real life writing, it isn't puerile or ignorant. Check those words up in the dictionary, dickwad.
@ThebanPhalanx The piece was written as a response to your whole comment. Calling someone low and shallow because their vision of the scene disagreed with your own is incredibly ignorant. The viewer was merely stating how the scene had an emotional impact on her. The fact that you responded in such an unpleasant way is pretty childish if you ask me..
Right you, little wankstain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts, You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY MAIL and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' chh ch- chinky.
This was a waste of time. YOU WASTED MINUTES OF MY LIFE!
KoolKid6500 10 hours ago
so... stupid
CassDawn13 14 hours ago
Boring . . . . . . . . . . .
Sierraflyxxx 23 hours ago
hahahaha
KayJayGeemusic 2 days ago
"your'e a wizard Harry"
sigh. That was FAIL!
Since when did Robert play Harry?
tsk.
fleurtastic 3 days ago
Lmfao because its to damn bad
catty2990 4 days ago
when i first saw twilight i wasnt sure if it was a comedy or not.
Jsadella 1 week ago 5
-impersonates Hagrid's voice-
Your a faggot Edward.
AmorePasta 1 week ago 14
If those two hadn't been in one heck of a badass looking forest...... this would have been marked the Gayest movie scene ever! or at least in my book........
blueshadows151 1 week ago
that wasnt even funny.
Revolution237 1 week ago
lol
PiratePrincess6809 1 week ago
its funny that he's a vampire but she's whiter than him.
Terra1311 1 week ago 5
Bella (aka Hagrid): "You're a wizard!"
Edward (Harry??): "Are you afraid?"
Bella: "Oh yeah, cause wizards are freakin' terrifying! I'm leaving, right now. You could curse me or something!"
TheGingerandSnow 1 week ago
0:49
MsDelianne 1 week ago
haha thats great!
yourabench 2 weeks ago
Damned blood faries!
MasterJediMaggie 2 weeks ago
You're a wizard Edward? It says Harry, I mean come ON! Get a life and stop making stupid videos! Dang!
mariadianee 2 weeks ago
fail
xEnvyHolmesx 2 weeks ago
Awesome
lolsyberry11 2 weeks ago
Bella:I know what you are
Edward: Say it...out loud..say it!
Bella: You're a Hufflepuff !!!
Edward: Are you afraid?
Bella: Not at all... Just wondering if you can help me FIND some of my pennies which dropped into a river last week. I heard that Hufflepuffs are good FINDERS.
Edward: X_x
MoriAryka 2 weeks ago 2
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@MoriAryka Yeah, that's the kind of video I expected. This video was a waste of time.
CastellanKat 2 weeks ago
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@MoriAryka Yeah, that's the kind of video I expected. This video was a waste of time.
CastellanKat 2 weeks ago
@MoriAryka What the Hell is a hufflepuff?
TheUltraExpert 1 week ago
how long have you been 17? uuuuhhhhhhh errr quite a while
smileyface4301 2 weeks ago
Yer a faggot, Edward.
AndragonLea 3 weeks ago 5
"You're incredibly fast. Your skin is white and cold. I kow what you are."
"Say it. Out loud."
"Polar bear."
IdTakeJacob 3 weeks ago 10
@imunderyourbed13 er apparantly im the double of bella so if ur gonna say anything else say it but ur only making things worse for urself....
mrsPattinson17xx 3 weeks ago
OMFG HE'S CALLED HARRY!!!!!
Fulcheesy 3 weeks ago 4
Lol
LibbyStar05 3 weeks ago
This is ridiculous, Bella looks like she's having an orggasm thw whole movie!
imunderyourbed13 4 weeks ago 3
@imunderyourbed13 jajajajajajaja
omaar26 3 weeks ago
CEDRIC DIGGORY <3
JazMehiar 4 weeks ago
'Your ice cold, ...i know what you are'
'say it, out loud, say it'
' a snowman...'
OceanaDawnFrederick 1 month ago 11
looks like a crappy movie
therealwouter 1 month ago
@therealwouter Twilight
WifeofCarlisleCullen 4 weeks ago
It's Cedric Diggory!
OfficialSusanHenkel 1 month ago
@OfficialSusanHenkel Lol yes XD (the actors name is Robert Pattison btw and soz if I spelt it wrong)
dragonflyinhaven 3 weeks ago
@dragonflyinhaven I know! ^_^
OfficialSusanHenkel 3 weeks ago
@OfficialSusanHenkel oh lolz -_- XD
dragonflyinhaven 3 weeks ago
The acting... God they try to hard to be sireous.. ( i cant spell :P)
xXDeathReadyXx 1 month ago
Edward isn't cool enough to be a wizard. Scratch that, he isn't cool at all.
NoSuchThingAsNormaal 1 month ago 5
@NoSuchThingAsNormaal Haha, its funny because he was a wizard. Though, it just that more funny that he died.
wooky678 1 month ago
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NoSuchThingAsNormaal 1 month ago
muddles up I meant not fed up haha lol
MegaRabbit1992 1 month ago
lol u say vampires don't sparkle in the daylight but tbh why say that when vampires arnt even real lol, I think people just get fed up with the ill people that do drink blood coz there crazy lmaoo!!!
MegaRabbit1992 1 month ago
naah he´s just a pixie
blijoms 1 month ago
Twilight makes me giggle. Its just so bad....
PlagueRat3 1 month ago 3
HAHA.
I only laughed cause it was so goddamn bad
grisapa1 1 month ago 2
i know what you are
say it out loud
a total dick
Bitchisbakx 1 month ago 3
It would of been funny if when she asked, how long have you been 17 he replys ' 1 year '
CarterL0L 1 month ago
fail!!!!!!!
WootPandas007 1 month ago
you're a faggot edward.....
greatlotrfan 1 month ago
Hmmm
theoneandonlysarab 1 month ago
'you don't eat or drink anything, you never go out in the sunlight, i know what you are'
'say it, out loud, say it'
'your a vampire!'
'no, i just play a lot of world of warcraft..'
(smosh)
SmoshRhianna 1 month ago 192
@SmoshRhianna i like smosh
homeofthedeaad124 1 month ago
doooi
awesomemo123 2 months ago
You know his lips look like he has pink lipstick on them
Dumbledore134 2 months ago
fuckn dry video
elihetapei 2 months ago
Lol, love how my comment got more likes than this video :D
bigbenjamin64 2 months ago 265
@bigbenjamin64 thats awkward
o0VIPERx0o 2 months ago
I LOVE HOW THEY PUT IN HAGRIDS VOICE INSTEAD OF BELLAS! BELLA WAS STUPID ANYWAY! TWILIGHT SUCKS! HARRY POTTER ROX!!!
Bubbles8772 2 months ago
"Say it, say it out loud."
"You are a very feminine guy with anorexia that loves glitter and doesn't get out often."
"No, I'm a vampire."
"Shhh, it is alright, let us get you some cheese crackers and look at pics of men!"
"I'm straight though."
"Oh, so you are just metro?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire!"
"Oh, you are into that goth thing?"
"Yeah sure, you know what, I have to get back home, see you."
"Hey, where are you going!? I swear, some people are just so insecure..."
Iwubchickenwubbins 2 months ago 3
Bella: Heey so vampires dont breathe right?
Edward: Yea thats right.
Bella: So blood doesnt circulate around your body?
Edward Yea thats right.
Bella: So you cant get erections.....?
Edward........
YouWantTheAnimal 2 months ago 5
How long have you been 17?
About 15 years.
michaellovegrove 2 months ago
Your a Faggot, Edward
Silverwind1989 2 months ago 6
As a wise man once said: "glittering fairy princess"
RedRad1990 3 months ago
:U your a derp harry...
oh wait
I meant edward
sowwy hawwy potter fans :<
TheAlaaos 3 months ago
you're a faggot, edward
roykoopa25 3 months ago 4
LOL
JPJess1 3 months ago
That scared the crap out of me LOL
jamourvousx 3 months ago 2
Is there been a little mixup? Honestly when did Edward became Harry???
ICareAboutYouTooMuch 3 months ago 4
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PotterHead199 3 months ago
LOL
PotterHead199 3 months ago
Bj's with teeth...
ThePowerShed 3 months ago
This seriously gave me the chills.
CrackThoseClaws 3 months ago
So that's what happen with Cedric!!! :O i figured it out o_O
thehalfblodprincess 4 months ago
This is so bad i couldn't stop laughing xD
TheOfficialMartyrix 4 months ago 8
as the grinch would say 'I hate hate hate, hate hate hate, double hate, loath entirely!!'
LaurenMalfoyFelton 4 months ago
are you afraid? **na nana nan, na na naaa**
SlayerNinaF 4 months ago
back in my day vampires sucked blood, not cock
GoatManager 4 months ago 8
say it outloud!
your a.... vampire
ugh no.. i just play world of warcraft alot
jaberding 4 months ago
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bella: you sparkles in the light, your freezing cold, your super pale and super fast, i know what u are ?
edward: say it out loud
bella: a polar bear
TheDeathStomp 4 months ago
Edward:LISTEN HERE YOU FAT OAF!!
I'm a vampire!!
Bella: You're a what?
VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!! Therefore logically you are a tooth-fairy- hate to break it to you }:-)
Thelasttimelord10 4 months ago
HOW DARE YOU TAINT MY PRECIOUS HARRY WITH YOUR VAMPIRE FILTH!? AVADA KEDAVRA, BITCH!!!!
Just kidding. But seriously, I'd forgotten how comical this shit is. It's been awhile since my twihard days. I should get out my old movie collectionthough, just for a laugh.
rraacchh2 4 months ago
He is white and cold and sparkly...
He's...
VANILLA ICE CREAM :D :D :D :D
VladdieAndSteffie 5 months ago 2
blasphemy
adividedbyo 5 months ago
You live in the forest..... you dont eat human food...... you dont drink blood... you sparkle for crying out loud.... i know what you are... fairy.
LittleMissLXF 5 months ago 3
this is actually wrong, on so many levels.
Kribecky1237 5 months ago
151 people aren't wizards.
darkmegg 5 months ago 5
Kill the spare!
AntiXaldin 5 months ago 6
I love the way they make the Harry Potter music sound all creepy at the end.
DancingFreakChild 5 months ago 5
i love twilight spoofs but this was really bad
1998missdanielle 6 months ago
i like the comments better than the vid. hahahaha
lalalajrengjreng 6 months ago
Snape: NO CEDRIC VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE! 50 POINTS FROM HUFLEPUFF.
JustCosILoveIt 6 months ago 7
Bella: your a wizard harry..
Edward: are you afraid?
Bella: no it's not like your a.vampire..
LovingThatTune98 6 months ago 6
Bella:your a wizard harry
Edward: im a what?!
LovingThatTune98 6 months ago 2
terrible film
TheReverantChoir 6 months ago
You... ccchhhinky.
TheLetsRead 6 months ago 2
I Liked The Part When I Disliked.
MrPeeKaBooMx 6 months ago
my god what a load of shit.
weesophz93 6 months ago
..........
lachy260 6 months ago
Lmao;D<3 Lovin edward
aprileveangel 6 months ago
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it, out loud.
Snape: Glittering fairy princess.
JustCosILoveIt 6 months ago 36
i love how whenever I read the comments from the 'Harry, You're a wizard' that little voice inside my head had a sexy scottish accent on ;)
gemmasaysrawr 6 months ago
this was awful.
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tyguy0256 6 months ago
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tyguy0256 6 months ago
@Jakwattack In case you havent noticed, I have already commented saying that. (418 thumbs up) -.-
FlamingCog 6 months ago
@FlamingCog So what? This is internet. You steal your comments from lots of people, which had their comments stole by other..
crieiessacontaagora 6 months ago
SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YAH CHUBBY COON!
Jakwattack 6 months ago 65
@Jakwattack SQUARE GO LIKE! I'll rupture your anus with ma giant bear cock!
macauley300 2 months ago
@Jakwattack hahaha Your a wizard harry ... but i'm just harry.... I'll put mah fucking dick in de owl !! :L haha
princessrhi4 1 month ago
he doesnt eat, he only comes out when its not sunny. he sparkles in the light. hes freezing cold, hes super pale....... he must be ........ a snowman
bigbenjamin64 7 months ago 410
@bigbenjamin64 lmfao, you just made my freaking day
harmlesspaperbag 5 months ago
@bigbenjamin64 ﴾▪ᴗ▪﴿
LeGuyIncognito 5 months ago
@bigbenjamin64 HE MUST BE A GINGER,
HonungFTW 3 months ago 2
@bigbenjamin64 I love how this has more likes than the actual video :D
thespiderrat1 2 months ago
@bigbenjamin64 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
SwiftyLady 2 months ago
@bigbenjamin64 This comment wins! Twilight is such a fail!
RyouBakura120 1 month ago
HAGRID yer' pushing me over the FUCKEN LINE!
TheLordSadi 7 months ago 4
This is the longest clip of Twilight I've ever watched and the incessant panning made me feel sick. It was probably supposed to be artistic or something.
Vinnieification 7 months ago
@AimeeandRebecca Wow, you're a retard.
deebreelovesyouxD 7 months ago
Hagrid, yer pushing me over teh fucking LINE!
MrYokyScape 7 months ago 3
Yer a blizzard, edward.
Just4Th3Lulz 7 months ago
yer a faggot, cullen
JadeTG11 7 months ago
@AimeeandRebecca Why the hell does it give you chills..?
deebreelovesyouxD 7 months ago
@deebreelovesyouxD BECAUSE IT IS A BEAUTIFUL SCENE. it ttouches me and its just about love something you dont understand its BEAUTIFUL nd sexy
AimeeandRebecca 7 months ago
@AimeeandRebecca
If u consider this as slightly romantic, then u're just a retard..... how low and shallow are kids these days?
ThebanPhalanx 7 months ago
@ThebanPhalanx "u're". Really? How ignorant and puerile are adults these days?
Twighlighw0nder 7 months ago
@Twighlighw0nder
Internet linguistics. People use "u" instead of "you", because it's shorter and easier. It's still very valid on the interwebs. Even if someone used it in real life writing, it isn't puerile or ignorant. Check those words up in the dictionary, dickwad.
ThebanPhalanx 7 months ago
@ThebanPhalanx The piece was written as a response to your whole comment. Calling someone low and shallow because their vision of the scene disagreed with your own is incredibly ignorant. The viewer was merely stating how the scene had an emotional impact on her. The fact that you responded in such an unpleasant way is pretty childish if you ask me..
Twighlighw0nder 7 months ago
@Twighlighw0nder
Just say that I was wrong. Don't make fun of a correct usage of internet linguistics.
ThebanPhalanx 7 months ago
@Twighlighw0nder Will you marry me?
crieiessacontaagora 6 months ago
This gives me chills every time
AimeeandRebecca 7 months ago
@AimeeandRebecca FAG!
Shinobi35103 7 months ago
@Shinobi35103 JUST BECAUSE I AM TOUCHED BY THE OVERWHELMING EMOTION AND LOVE IN THIS BEAUTIFUL SCENE?
AimeeandRebecca 7 months ago
@AimeeandRebecca Exactly.
Shinobi35103 7 months ago
@AimeeandRebecca
in ur groin
ThebanPhalanx 7 months ago
Yaa chh-chh chinky.
LisaaPaaton 7 months ago 3
You're a wizard Cedric!
PSNGreyLynx 7 months ago 6
I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!
CuBiCapocalypsexD 7 months ago 9
Go and watch or read Harry Potter, Twilight is for girls
MormonReuben 7 months ago
Right you, little wankstain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts, You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY MAIL and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' chh ch- chinky.
foefproductions 7 months ago 10
you're a fairy, edward
redcatt98 7 months ago 34
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redcatt98 7 months ago
HAGRID, YOUR PUSHING ME OVER HE FUCKING LINE!
MrJayjase 7 months ago 10
ILL FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!!!
PANTALLICA695 7 months ago 10
:'D
basicallyimbeth 7 months ago
I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!
FlawlessTwist 7 months ago 6
I found this rather amusing.
serenityforest 8 months ago
She's a man?!
AdamBaileyloltv12 8 months ago
Bella: u only drink pumpkin juice! u don't go out when there's a death mark! How old are u?
Edward: 17.
Bella: How long have u been 17.
Edward: until i graduate hogwarts.
Bella: I know what u are!
Edward: say it.
bella:cedric diggory.
8bitdiedie 8 months ago 291
@8bitdiedie True true
AlexRoshanStewart 6 months ago
ILL PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL
ldrago9999 8 months ago 3
0 TO 1.09 SUCKED IN MY OPION. AND SO DOES TWILIGHT ITS GAY!
BigM33100 8 months ago
Cedric you... sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.
ZalriusLiss2009 8 months ago 3
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id let edward lick my bum cheeks
boyinthecanoe 8 months ago
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boyinthecanoe 8 months ago
Person: Why doesn't Lord Voldemort sparkle like Edward Cullen?
Voldemort: Because I fucking SHINE.
Me: 8D
TheYoungGuardian 8 months ago
''il put mah fucken dick in the owl''
hah <3
hatakeRandomHero 8 months ago
Well, wasn't he Cedric..?
OmgzImEllie 9 months ago
"How long have you been 17?" "4 Hours you dumb bitch thanks for saying happy birthday"
Skyhi1019 9 months ago
@Skyhi1019 lolololololol
CommanderCort 9 months ago
I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'
insurgentdude 9 months ago 4
EVERYONE FUCK OFF
Cbabbs1 9 months ago
'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE.
CardboardTurtle 9 months ago 5
I'LL FUCKEN SET YER' BEARD ON FIRE
alexthechoosenone 9 months ago 5
gay
Purple420xxx 9 months ago
I'll rip ya dick off and smack ya across the jaw with it!
ttlyemo981 9 months ago
YOU COME WITH ME, YOU SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER
Yashman17 9 months ago 4
YOOU FAT OAF
SofiaaxRainbowxSex 10 months ago 6
Yer pushing me over the fucking lane
TheShideh8 10 months ago 2
whut
Poppylotta 10 months ago