One Life Remaining 03/06/2010

[DeadManWalking49]

(and yes his model is a Spartan, but he still looks buff.)

[DeadManWalking49]

I don't know why she's calling Anthony fat, with that model he's a fucking superhuman, even the parts not covered with metal.

[V1rtualFlod]

y is the terrorist from 24 selling tacos?

[Bradztar117]

47 people disliked Avatar

[HiImSoddenZulu]

That Bitch deserves everything she gets.

[activedino]

subscribe to them please :D

[jandasal]

press 0:33 for Skipping the intro

[RelentlessAdrenaline]

@CRaKKdxClan51 my mom's name is Kathryn so this is awkward...

[xlrd98]

yea like anyone 18 or over is watching this XD

[hector10076585]

@xlrd98 I beat most of the views are from 16 and younger.

[TheTyler619]

6:06 for the truth

[IcarusCinematics]

I think i might like Jon more than I like Roosterteeth (Which is a LOT lol) . Jon seems to think and feel everything I do. He appears or at least portrays this socially awkward character that I cann all too well relate to. so, thanks for being relatable Jon. Thanks for the awesome series.

[MrDarkNagato]

i remember watching this on my birthday

[otherlevelrace]

Its funny. After Anthony yells at him and Kathryn, the cops warthog had spawned somewhere else.

[nikilolniki1]

i wish chad and peter were there to kick chir's ass =D thimbs up if you agree

[Thespartan022]

Wow, if Kathryn had said that to me, i would have walked away, not have said anything.

[spartan87214]

at least mine are real ROFLMAO

[MajorHuggles]

DigitalPh33r/Jon CJG is awesome. The only people who produce better Machinima (in my opinion) are RoosterTeeth, and they are a company whereas he is a single person.

[sporeuploder15]

@MajorHuggles dude have you seen arby n the chief sesson 7

theirs more actors than him this time

[Plexuz0]

this date is every nerd's greatest dream turned worst nightmare.i would have no idea what to say in that situation, kathreyn is literally just listing the things that i'm insecure about one after another, i'd just quietly agree and leave if it was me. shows what kind of person i am.

[protoman1721]

I would have fucking smashed that bitch's skull.

[MrGordonish]

@protoman1721 Wow, see how fast you get a girl.

[hn123ify]

at 4:56 that had to hurt

[renanddookie2094]

man she a bitch

[TheDesteos]

epic driving skills

[ExplodedScum]

Do you think Jon actually hates avatar? cause I'm not gonna lie, I've seen better lol

[iBenedetto]

Anthony's my hero!

[MasterDoctor666]

@iBenedetto yeah well chad's mine.CHAD FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[antagonist42]

Unfortunately, a real-life cop would never let him say things like that. They always need the last word and they always have to be right.

[ruzzzler]

@antagonist42 unfortunately real life people aren't like that every one wants the last word in, that argument would have went on for hours or the cop would have A: fined him B: punched him C: arrested him or D: all of the above

[TXxAidenxXT]

@ruzzzler the D: looks lik a sad face xD

[Enthernal0]

Eh, Catherine is another bitch. He just wasn't lucky that time.

[Matfen815]

seriously, virgin or no, Anthony needs to tell that bitch where the next stop is.

[evilninjax501]

if i had a shit load of money i would make a movie off of this

[gammaspector]

fuck catherine she a crazy bitch

[KruroPA]

background shooting at the beginning is from call of duty :P

[mamasboy336]

that bitch needs to get bitch slaped he was trying his best asshole

[twiztidmadrox713]

Bitch hurt my man pride. He should of charlie sheened her ass!!!!!!!!!!

[videomaster1018]

What's funny, in my opinion, is that this is infinitely better than all of the crap con T.V. nowadays.

[trackerswide]

head: should i correct her?

anthony: no shut up head!

hahahaha that was nice xd

[ARCblooper]

And that's what happens to people who hate on Avatar.

[XxWariolandxX2]

@ARCblooper Sounds like a good thing to me. Who wants to associate themselves with a hateful and stereotypical girl anyway?

[WiseOldBill]

lol at the random loner at the front of the cinema

[ghghghgh86]

Screw Catherine Anthony you don't need that dumb hoe

[gameshadow111]

FUCK you should make a moveie out of this thumbs up if agree

[Sn1peRbr0Pr0duct10ns]

@gameshadow111 You are a tool if you ask for thumbs up

[Fallout3FatCat]

@gameshadow111 GTFO thumbwhore

[Austinq1998]

if she said to me what she said at 6:39 id punch the cop throw my soda at the girl steel the girl and go get high with the other two

[Therockmagod]

did anyone notice when they where walking back the walthog dispeered

[shadowwolf9955]

@sasukerules01 your telling me i am starting the siris ove and watching the hole and its midnight

[azn27yo]

digitalph33r pwns at dialogue

[silverdestroyer123]

every video is "the last one" :O

im going crazy for this lol

[GrubRising13]

Thubs up if you would have punch Kathryn for what she said at 4:40...

[MrShadyCash]

I think the level cap is only 85. Should I correct her? ROFLMAO

[chaosbrian11957]

this show rocks

[Cooldrake12]

Is this what women experience when they watch soap operas?

[UTFxMarcus]

@Cooldrake12 DEFINATLEY

[1tacoman17]

(what should of happened)

katherine: And saved mankind from the spread of your inadequate seed...

Anthony: FUCK YOU! (pulls out energy sword)

me: :D

[nineheads1]

Jon should write movies or something he is amazing... only so much u can bring out through machinima

[KHemelstrandTV]

While walking away if he could, he shouldve walked away withhis middle finger up in their faces

[yliu173546]

catherine sounds like a boy

[Jasestyle]

"At least mine are real"

LMAO



[TheLincolnWorld]

I love the way Jon uses real average life and allows people to relate some how.

[fewcrank]

WTFs up with the scary music when he says "wanna grab diner"

[tyman955]

47 people were in the same theatre room with the movie nerd and catherine

[tyman955]

Lol this video has 999 likes

[nxott1021]

stop fucking talking about fucking avatar!!

[palpatine112]

he is stupid wtf he loses a girl faster than george bush goes to war

[MrSmith2100]

@palpatine112, he lost her, and for good reason. Watch season 2.

[bradknightable]

@palpatine112 ohhhhhhhhhhhh burrrrrrrn

[damon3011]

WHAAAAAAAT A FUCKING BIIIIITCH!!!!!

[HaguruNoDamashii]

Personally, I like the Cataclysm level cap reference. XD

[TheTyler619]

she called him socialy werid when he said Your a fucking bitch

[LegacyBurrito]

the line should have been"hey officer,your guns saftey mode is off *grabs his gun,pionts at his own head* BOOM! then hed be in heavon and happy

[josejalepeno63]

@LegacyBurrito no he'd be in hell because suicide is like the ultimate sin

[LegacyBurrito]

@josejalepeno63 oh yeah,SINS,i forgot. SUN OF A BIIIIIT-*dies*

[josejalepeno63]

@LegacyBurrito lol i hate them to br-*dies*

[freezingflame67]

kathryn is a bitch. she kinda reminds me of a girl i was gonna ask out, who was also a bitch.

[McLovingbc]

wow... she sucks. 

[sword12314]

0:10

[ReaperStalfo]

wow, he really knows his own shit

[Lupirio23]

anyone notice the fleck of colours every now and again after the cop showed up?

[THEFALLEN093]

if any girl really said something like that to me i would probebly find a roommate with a shotgun

[mickadude]

omg my vid lagged when the cop looked at the girl

[meat1cleaver]

OOH the drama.

[wadad17]

His closing argument should of been "get your as back to the kitchen and make me a sammich bitch!" and then kick her in the balls.....

[Malon404]

@wadad17 wait... girls have balls?

[Winterbyte]

kathryn needs to get a shotgun

[wadad17]

WTF, She got a problem with wikipedia, she needs to take it up with. I will back hand her so hard she will smash into a crate of fusion coils and blow the fuck up.... into a million little bitchy pieces.....Bitch!

Wiki FTW!!!

[phidadon]

1:04 where's his warthog ?

[Owen2rules]

@phidadon i was about to ask the ame question

[dgaheyfnscg1000]

avatar was funny

[Winterbyte]

I like how he rejected her :D

[charlsonify]

omfg he did a great comback  he is amazing

[yoyyoy35]

What the fuck just happened?

[Araclain]

"Im nice, im in decent shape... kind of..."

[Doomherald3000]

GOD Katherine is demonic!

[videomaster098]

what a skank.

[bobby16may]

6:45 I love how it fades to black...

[freestylekid01]

@bobby16may It nwasnt really a fade...

[wildbucky]

yea i click episode 1 maybe around 2 hours ago

[xMOONxKNIGHTx]

i can relate so much with anthony

i was on this date with that girl i really liked one week ago and i screwed up like he did

i tried to be funny and i thought to myself "im fucking stupid!"

[violetfoxlover]

oh god i will bitch slap this chick with my elite XD cuz thats the character i always choose go peter and go covennant

[bembry3000]

@violetfoxlover halo 3 elites SUCK. but their much better in reach

[HowBigArUrTires]

@bembry3000 Halo 3's have a more comedic feel to them. They just dont look serious.

[bembry3000]

@HowBigArUrTires What do you mean by that?

[ANiMExFReaKx123]

Why do I have the BIGGEST feeling that that girl is gonna get raped or something like that 0.o

[violetfoxlover]

@ANiMExFReaKx123 I AGREE XD

[SumRandomODST]

weve all been there i think.

the first date is always the most awkward

[dystopianlover]

I can only empathize with Anthony because he's the avatar of every unsuccessful geek known to man.

[theviolatedtwinky]

OMG i love this sereis i cant wait for the new videos to come out

[zagazsanology]

Kathryn sounds like Eddie from Hard Justice

[Stickx700]

5:38 - 6:09. GG KATHERINE lol

[TheXxSurgexx]

Wow rebound so original

[KyleKaster]

When he said this isn't over, I was expecting some shit like, "Oh kewl I have a gun!" *Blasts Kathryn*

[Ichigopaw24]

man, i wish i could do that to girls at my high school like what anthony did to kathrine at 6:07

[robotchickin72719]

@Ichigopaw24

You n me both bro.

[1337lolguyman]

@Ichigopaw24 are you too scared?

[GRIMTHENINJA]

@1337lolguyman why wouldn't he be, in a school situation it would be alot harder than there, because of the social community, he wouldn't only be hated by the individual girl, he would be hated by the whole female and even some of the male community there. In turn make his whole high school time as a complete loner hated by everyone. so you would have to be pretty stupid to do that in the first place

[1337lolguyman]

@GRIMTHENINJA the question was in a "is that why, or is there a deeper reason" context, not a "ha ha, I am better than you" context. I understand the reasons why not, but I don't understand whether it is that simple, and I don't think he really knows either.

[BenJKrauser]

If this were a real show I'd watch it!

[00Helix00]

Kathryn just got pwned at 6:07

[OutCold9te6]

Aparently Jon CJG made a whole machinima series about my life.

[Omtmy]

@OutCold9te6 You too?

[MrJDred]

Anthony wins the game.

[HappyTrigger180]

lol dunkaroos

[charlie990]

@HappyTrigger180 dunkaroos are fucking awesome

[funorbnation]

getcha shit rocked Kathryn?

[fallensniper321]

plzz everybody sign up to my website...we do mw2 lobbies : ) teamtpmmods. webs. com

[yhetti64]

@fallensniper321 mods? as in teamtpmMODS? thats not legal to do mw2 mods on any lobby, is it?

[fallensniper321]

@yhetti64 ya i know but i do it for fun ! if u want 10 lobby u need to sign up...we do free lobbies sometimes and infections are absolutly free ! we start to do lobbies on october if u want to join for free add Justin tv v6 on xbox for more details : ) .

[yhetti64]

@fallensniper321 um... no im fine....

[ThePaxtonProductions]

@yhetti64

You are a good person.

[yhetti64]

@ThePaxtonProductions thanks man. i just hate those modders. they ruin a lot of stuff, and it needs to be stopped.

[jakeandchadrule]

why the hell did she explode on him like thatt she is a fucking bitch

[shifter12389]

@jakeandchadrule She obviously was mistreated as a baby :D

[laifalbert]

@jakeandchadrule Like he said in the video, you don't have to point it out.

[LittleLordSissy]

@jakeandchadrule cuz she likes him and was let down by his actual life, he seemed different and shit before bro...this happens in real life alot. Jon is a fantastic writer

[alexman9000]

this show has all the same music from arby n the chief

[PlayMyHalo]

@alexman9000 MAde by same person

[TheJaminator1]

woohoo! yeah! go anthony

[aeromorte]

level cap rofl

[archiecomics12]

my nigga anthony hit her with the l lashawn da baby

[Hound419]

Wow what a total bitch!

[wadad17]

Am i the only person who didnt like Avatar? Its funny, instead of watching avatar when it came out, i bought "The Hurt Locker" Now that movie was Awesome.

[GalvanicShark]

@wadad17 The Hurt Locker was fucking Way Better than Avatar!! aha

[packnine123]

@wadad17 is it any good i rented it from blockbuster and it froze

[wadad17]

@packnine123 Yeah its awesome. Not as flashy as Avatar, but definitally Packs alot of action with an amazing amount of detail. So i would give 8 mabey a 9 out of 10. Avatar an 8, that movie really wasnt bad either, i was just raging.

[emomusicmatt]

@wadad17 the special efects on avatar are awesome but the story was fucking gay

[wadad17]

@emomusicmatt Yeah, a VERY VERY predictable story just covered in effects. There was some movie that came out years back that The Avatar story i think was based off of. Exactly the same in every way story wise.

[gftop]

@wadad17 no. i hated the fucking movie too

[InFlam3sW3Trust]

@wadad17; You are not alone. Avatar was a terrible movie.

[damon3011]

@wadad17 if the hurt locker is the one with those army dudes defusing bombs then yeah it was waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than avatar

[josejalepeno63]

@wadad17 no,i hated avatzr.waste of money.horrible plot and the iMax wasnt all that great.now hurt locker is a different story.

[wadad17]

@josejalepeno63 I hate iMax. My little hometown theater is cheap and still provides 3D movies.

[Myth0x2]

@wadad17 the hurt locker was just like any other war movie except well...not as good at least avatar was original.

[shifter12389]

@wadad17 Avatar was OK, but its nothing to watch more than 1-3 times

[foolishmanchild]

@wadad17 i adree with this dude

[MsCloudsFTW]

derp

[qpSPENCERqp]

ive spent all night watching this and i like it :D

[mottor86]

omg ive spent all night watching these series D:

[sttate]

I absolutely loved "I think the level cap's now only 85 after.... NO shut up head!"

[RuFiAn2233]

the fucking jingle is stick in my head but i like it O.o

[ianster0102]

THAT FUCKING BITCH AS WHORE FUCK

[TheSadRunescaper]

Tense dramatic then elevator music yah

[MilindaX]

ok this is fucking addictive!

[UninhabitableFilms]

(LOL) Pee Wee for the win!

[Jakob1029]

Did u use audio clips from Lost?! O.o

[sub4aNICEsub]

47 people missed the like button >:(((

[braydenhopstad4]

how come i always see agleast one guy in the comments saying i wish i could be high all day?

[UprootedEagle]

Must sleep, BUT SO GOOD MUST WATCH

[darkconner2]

@ EnterTheOveride neither can i >.>

[gadduste]

I WANNA BE HIGH ALL DAY

[nikeJOE101]

what a fucking dick same thing happened to me

[WhiteGangster69]

@TheMontageMakerGuy : I know, I'm just commenting on how his character is l little over aggressive. But hey, that's what makes funny videos. There needs to be conflict :P

[jov516]

@WhiteGangster69 also makes people want tto watch the next episode