Ultimate God Theorem with a Banana

[HoukouAoi123]

did u ever seen a wild banana? :P

[1219GreenChristine]

This is hilarious!

[diegonikki]

what aboutm saba banana its square and round and has seads and is only edible if cooked if not it taste like shit so the banana is only curved because humans domesticated it for 6000 years making it that shape as they farmed btw saba tastes way better anyway but you got to cook it well and right

[sameerpatel105]

NOW IM A BELIEVER!

[Seanyboy334]

i believ it was god tht said "i refuse to prove that i exist, for proof denys faith nd w/out faith i am nothing" wel the banana is so very clearly design that obviously god is denying faith by proving he exist, THEREFORE HE DOESN'T EXIST! CHECK EFF-FIN MATE!!!!!!!!!!!

[gilbertodpaiva]

If a banana is an atheist nightmare.

Then this is an theist NIGHTMARE: link:

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Ray Comfort will have trouble to show where does this passion fruit fits inside him.

lol

[instereovideos]

"Behold, the atheist's nightmare!" Can't get enough of that : ) As soon as he held up that banana, sure enough, I started shaking and breaking out in sweats.

[ssslickguy]

you know what's funny... wild bananas are not so perfect, many are inedible, they don't peel so easily and they are filled with large hard, inedible seeds. The the bananas we eat do not grow naturally in the wild. Rather, they are a result of selected breading, originally engineered by Jean Francois Poujot in 1836.

[mercy35687]

I've never heard anything so ridiculous.

What a narrow idiot.

[falconskitchen]

What a fucking idiot.

[Buzzoro]

The way Kirk looks at the can when Ray gives it to him at the beginning makes me laugh over and over again xD

[dmnxCGi]

behold: an idiot with a banana

if there's god, when this moron shoot this video, god would be doing facepalm and say: that banana? uh uh not me, ever heard of cultivation?

[LBTennis]

So did the devil create pineapples?

[galaxi1]

This is a lie.Please show the whole clip instead of an edited version.

[C00Lhannahmontanafan]

This is the whole clip. If you want the original clip, just choose another video.. :)

[tsferg]

Haha, this video was made to be made fun of. These guys are very embarrassed of this video.

[drakeddatc123]

lets try not to let my contents squirt in ur face almighty.....

[QuietRiot444]

My dick fits perfectly in a girl's mouth, proof of god's existence!!!!

[SermonAudio]

It take's 1 newton of force to move one cubic gram of banana 1 cm. If you propel a banana to relativisitic velocities, you can obliterate any pie from over a mile away. (kempo)

[SermonAudio]

i feel like some banana and custard now.

[parodyking23]

great, now i want a banana

[tylerleebash]

Here's an interesting fact for everyone who subscribes to this "Ultimate God Theorem" - The banana that this man is holding DOES NOT EXIST NATURALLY, and it CANNOT REPRODUCE ON ITS OWN IN NATURE. It was CREATED and is CULTIVATED BY MAN. Do some research. Find some real proof before listening to and actually believing this garbage.

[CarpeClunes]

LOL!

Awesome.

[TheNayNayRemix]

hahahahaha wtf it all could just be a coinsidense that the banana fits into our hands so stick that in your pipe and smoke it you religious nut

[zenniz1992]

Bullshit , i can also make up and apple theory.

[Masso2]

No, I want that banana to squirt in my face.

UGH~

[CrzyRocKid]

LOL "QED"

[juancaralb]

what's not to say that our hands evolved to fit the banana, or the banana evolved to be consumed for the sake of reproduction. We see that with flowers and bee's. If these guy's point was right and things on earth where designed for humans; game, like fish, cows, pigs, deer, etc. would fall into our lap for us to consume. Plus side, this made me laugh my ass off and I have deeper understanding of how ignorant these guys are, so it wasn't a total loss.

[Tolrias]

The Banana is also perfectly made for his ass

[938961]

yes, god definetly invented the top of a banana with a pop can in mind.

[aevasic]

Well done! Proof of gods existence! He had sure had us in mind when he designed the banana and other various fruits, such as the pineapple.

[MidnightRayn]

/watch?v=D3b02hl2SQo

[oski2005]

The banana as we know it was designed by human cultivation, God's banana is fat and ugly and it has giant seeds in it. I believe in God, but not because of a banana.

[CaptainMooington]

AHH! anyone who takes this seriously is a fool.

[Killer0fTheSun]

The christian followers in the high seats had to have slapped their hands on their foreheads when they saw this the first time.I mean this surely just went sour for religion in general.What an absolute moron and no living person should EVER take Ray Comfort serious.

[Gugolpl0x]

Using the same logic, my dick is perfectly shaped for your ass. But wait! Sodomy is a sin, right? Arguments against mine? I need one.

[Pewpewlas3rgun]

As a Christian, I shamelessly and groundlessly accuse you of pedophilia, drug abuse, or some other form of dastardly corruption in order to discredit you while dodging your point. THAT'S MY ARGUMENT AGAINST YOU!

[scottoneillmale]

You have been absolutely rinsed! This Christian has proven to be not only much more intelligent but more morally intact. To all Atheists; Christians may believe in something you aren't sure of, but you shouldn't look down upon the christian community but aspire to be like them as they are generally much better people.

[Pewpewlas3rgun]

I'm not saying that the majority of Christians (or people of any other belief) are anything short of good people. Though I do disagree that they are that much morally better than Atheists, or any other non-radical belief. I'm just attacking the arguments that I commonly see the Christian side of a debate on YouTube using (i.e. accusations of moral/spiritual corruption rather than actually addressing any points).

[GJMalaquias]

@scottoneillmale yeah, especially the ones who killed thousands of people with the inquisition, including various scientists that were later proved right. This is proof of man's superior intelligence! We are so smart that we kill the smartest of the species

[scottoneillmale]

@GJMalaquias The ones involved in the inquisitions were catholic, this man is a christian. I was talking more in the defense of christians commenting on this video. I'm not actually christian i just find them to live by particularly good morals. Catholicism is another story.

[mrdude888]

It all makes sense now! Banana Phone is a comment on the designedness of the banana! Genius.

[epyonx1]

damn this is retarded.

God made my dick perfectly shaped for this guy's mouth. SUCK IT!!!

[noobwithagun]

AAARRRRGH

ITS A BANANA!!!!

(im an athiest, I am scared of bananas)

[noobwithagun]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

?

[Gugolpl0x]

: )

[Joorb]

Humans are carnivores. Not bananavores.

[aalvarez10]

dude thats so fucking funny ur sooo right tho everyone watchin this video and believeing it shood watch zeitgeist part one

[ekid2k]

omnivores

[goongler]

Aren't bananas grown in the tropics where brown people live? Far away from white religious wackos living in icey cold Europe?

[noobwithagun]

phew, at least you said brown and not nig...

...

that would be pollitically incorrect.

[eeePPP]

its true, banana are like krytonite to atheists

[lieutenant24]

I hope that was sarcasm...

[Gugolpl0x]

No, it's true. Have you ever been around a real banana? Although a natural, God-made, non-artificial banana possesses none of the qualities described above, it will still drive an atheist away like kryptonite because of how nasty and inedible they are.

[arthurgrandao]

Don't be silly, God didn't create the bananas. The bananas created God. (2)

[andreccardoso]

Don't be silly, God didn't create the bananas. The bananas created God.

[Kyrandia2006]

OH MY GOD! THE PENIS ALSO FITS IN OUR HANDS AND OUR MOUTH!!!

uh... does that mean God exists?

[Gugolpl0x]

No, that means people are too creative : )

[padleynj]

As I said, what am I going to do with a coconut, mango, or pineapple...This is a real pisser!!!! You have to love these morons!!!

[jordantyc]

Actually, this argument is flawed because the banana that we know and eat is man-made, so to speak. It's a triploid, bred to grow without seeds. The wild banana, "as God made it" is full of rock hard seeds.

[kisses4alexandra]

Exactly. The bananas we're familiar with were designed... but they were designed by humans. Not god.

[r3xpu55y]

does this mean god wants me to put my wang in your butt?

[Rockpig1969]

Clear evidence that evolution is in fact now moving backwards!

[ALXJMoore]

and again there is a flip-side to the coin.. the evolutionist could argue that the reason the banana is such a fine fit to the human hand and physiology is that it is also such to an ape.

[leetleetwootzor]

wow, that totaly changed my perception on the world...im think i might believe in god now. HAH

[quezcatol]

BANANA!!!

[DeformedUglyMan]

LOL!!!!

[brandonisaak]

Or maybe the 3 ridges line up with the hand because we decended from the apes! LMAO

[JSandwich]

Win