Israeli Ministry of Immigrant Absorption ad - Boyfriend - with English subtitles

[Ramsez]

holocaust memorial day. beats any party

[Igotangry]

ugly rat nation of rat yahve you gotta disappear by slowly reducing. finally we Turks had seen how evil ugly terrorist mafia lying you are. also I will offer you one thing too, bears in antarktika are lost tribes of israel. take them to israel to opress palestinian people.

[martiniisgood]

First few seconds: Bergdorf Goodman. There's a certain irony there, isn't there.

[Josh04731]

I don't get it, they can't go to israel??

[429cj]

"Hmmm something seems off about this apartment... I miss being in a land where I could just expand it by forcing my neighbor out of theirs at gunpoint"

[PtAltmVansanTarr]

I miss theocracy. Going back to Israel.

[Tomer1776]

@PtAltmVansanTarr Going to Israel to live under a theocratic government is like going to Chile to live under Stephen Harper. Or going to California because of the red state atmosphere.

[gettingcreative76]

She be straight chillin

[Pavakav]

I want some klita...gov, gov

[set972]

armpitnoises : obviously u've never been to israel....its better then the shit hole states or any other country.

[sammyaspen]

So true. It is not worth the risk to become exposed to someone who asks questions about your faith. They might... I don't know... learn or something. Another keeper: when dealing with your partner, the best approach is silence, a disconcerted look on your face, and expecting them to understand by themselves.

[VanSensei]

Margish shekol'haben-adamim tzarich choser la'aretz.

[nexus20]

Jewish chicks never put out. Obviously the cad ain't in medical school. By the way nice rack, an own goal by the theocracy back home.

Seriously though, demography is a bitch. All them Bugs Jihadis born pregnant a stones throw away are staying right where they are meanwhile God's little helpers contribute to the outflow of chosen.

[ArmpitNoises]

I miss the sounds of gunfire and mortar shells. I'm going back the middle east.

[cisdac]

@ArmpitNoises Yeah. I do enjoy the rape and gunshots in America, oh and the high rate of murder.

[tdrewman]

@ArmpitNoises and don't forget, I miss living in a country where every country that surrounds us hates us with a passion and I miss oppressing the Palestinian people and stealing their land.

[Tomer1776]

@ArmpitNoises If you think that's what Israel is all about, you are as ignorant as the idiots who made this ad.

[Tomer1776]

@ArmpitNoises If you think that's what Israel is all about, you are as ignorant as the idiots who made this ad.

[Tomacomo]

@ArmpitNoises

there is nothing more satisfying than being a citizen-soldier, you work hard and you defend the people. this is who cincinatus was, and the city Cincinnati is named after him.

[tzadiko]

What about the daddy one?

[greymstreet1]

@tzadiko The Hebrew is the exact same as at the end of this ad: v=JAkXBULjUCk (and Abba means daddy)

[KyoNingyo]

You want some Hebrew? Lech l'hizdayen etzmacha!

[Cornelliah1]

Can you post the other Ministry of Immigrant Absorption Ad please? Thank you!