All-Bran Construction Worker

[zeldaoot23]

It took my wife and me several watches to get the joke. Now we can't stop laughing every time we watch it. Brilliant.

[undertakerfreak1127]

Hands down the greatest commercial ever, and I hate commercials and advertising. Amazing. 

[chrisk79]

This looks like a very risky work environment.

[MaRkEd123456789]

construction workers give me such a hard on

[tina6581]

US All Bran is sold in the UK as part of hamster food mix. Stupid and shocking but supposedly true.

[nathantnnguyen1]

i'm eating it right now, it's horrable!

[sagimusume21]

jajajajajajaa 

[sarinakof]

This is disgusting...especially the ball steel that seemingly are coming out of his ****. Very disgusting

[Clockworthy]

@sarinakof I wonder if that was purposeful...anyway, LOL

[worldcreations]

LLLOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!

[bulldogman3]

eat this cereal and i guarantee you that you will crap a load like no other.. it will clean you out! 10 days??? no, try eating it one time and you will fill the bowl along with some nice sound effects! i love the commercial! great advertising agency!

[n3rdbear]

The first time watching it I thought it was just an ordinary commercials then I saw the comments and watched it again. I saw some parts of the video referencing a dump lol

[honban]

reminds me of the days when I didn't shit mucous

[maskof]

Pinching some industrial sized loafs and sh**ting some serious bricks is what it's all about. How come there are no port-a-potties on site?

[quisdefa]

so let me get this right.

you "do it" being either the 10 day challenge or the deed implied throughout this ad.

then you "feel it" ?????? what the heck were they thinking. Why would you put that line in there.

[ClaudeParish]

So....this stuff makes you crap steel, barrels and bricks? A thousand household uses!

[kenzillion]

subtle.

[harryogre]

Super Colon Blow.

Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow?

[Medman80]

This commercial is 2008 Gold Clio Award winner

[beaulennox89]

I was waiting for this to get good.......but it never did

[conradragzoff]

I always loved this commercial...

[zardozman7]

If Kellogg's wanted to take it a step further, they would discard (pardon the pun) High-fructose corn syrup they add to the "All Bran" cereal.

[mtraver]

high fructose corn syrup is the worst stuff on the planet, but its the only thing that will get whiny unhealthy people to eat stuff they think is good for them.

FYI.. if it contains HFCS, its garbage..

love this commercial though!!

[FloMonKish]

so all bran isnt actually good for you?

[Bearotic]

LOL Love that fiber!

[gat3455]

im eating some right now

[BurtWilson1]

It's the only cereal with enough fibre. ;]

[eliasclarke]

ew. thats nasty

[TiramisuHappy]

You all should watch the full-length version of this spot. It's brilliantly hilarious!!!

I felt SO relieved afterwards...

[ElDoucho]

Where?

[srguy]

This commercial cracked me up the first time I saw it, and then it disappeared. I think it was pulled due to complaints.

[waytoFit]

Hard to believe ...

[DazzleGlow]

i love this one!

[JesielsonAssis]

a video porco é uma merda pohaaaa!!!!!

[redspicyflag]

lol

[Krillinish2]

I've seen this add like five times before and didn't make the connection. But now it's hilarious.

[priceoffame]

haha, that's messed up

[resonanteye]

awesome. I'm sold.

[BestOfTheBruces]

I might "do it", but I most stridently refuse to "feel it".

[jump2it8428]

thtas called a beam not a pole. sorry i just had to point that out. :P

[brtshstel]

The only problem is that contruction workers eat Egg McMuffins and donuts or just drink coffee. They don't eat All Bran.

[flyingmagiccarpet]

"You take it" - take what?

-The DUMP!!!

looooooool really funny

(yet, of course, to some extend, simply DISGUSTING ^^)

[blackrock1969]

Uhhh, I still don't get it. Are they trying to say it makes you poop? Commercials are just too subtle!

[kobesunset]

Well, I'm glad this guy could finally take his dump. But it's not like you're typical construction worker is going to walk around with a box of cereal in his hand while spouting off words like "invigorated".

[mattsuzanna1992]

lol this is true!

[KeithOfJesus]

lol i get it

[mattsuzanna1992]

at first on tv i saw it it diddnt make sense, now i get it. hehe

[Komichi]

I loved this commercial! It's creative and funny. Better than a lot of ads out there.

[Hopsing1st]

Funniest in a long time. Somebody will take offense though and it will probably get yanked.

[mrl0p3z]

Classic! A+!!!

[bearpatrol64]

Look at the video about the 16 sec mark. He state he feels great and invigorated. Notice in the back ground the barrels look liek they are coming out of his arse!!! just like poo that the bran would do to you. LOL

[goweatherford]

wow you are really a genius to notice that!

[emceemk]

Love the straight-faced presentation! Heard the commercial a couple of times while multitasking before I saw it, and then I ROFLMAO !

[Sheepy712]

i love this commercial. it's creative

[thePlunkett]

lmao

[ForceUser]

I didn't think it was that great.

[ultratech5]

yeah I thought it was just me, I remember this comemrcial

[christianisgay00]

u guys are n00bs..

[squishfaceofsaryrn]

why is this favored almost 500 times?

[bshem]

um. because it's funny and most ads on tv just plain suck.

[Hopper6969]

Shananigans... (Looks for hand under table)

[somethingday]

The reason you can't see the wires on this one is that they have used computer graphics to insert the box into his hand AFTER they filmed it. I bet during the filming he was holding something else, like a bible or magazine so his hand would look right.

[wldr]

btw, you cant see the wires because they are inside the food, and when it is food its called fiber opticals

[benno99]

so u r saying the hole thing is an optical delusion? I find that hard to believe.

[OverlordQ]

Why wouldn't they just use a box?

[somethingday]

Usually, because of the writers strike maybe, they film these things a long time before the product is even made. Who knows when this was made? We only know it was made after the development of color television.

Studios have tons of these commercials ready to go, they just add the audio and insert the product. It's one of their big secrets.

[wldr]

i don't think i did it right because im lactose tolerant or something. i think it did the opposite actually. the MEDIA is a LIARS. WAKE UP.

[benno99]

sheeple eat this ship up and become full of it themselves. irony at its finesh

[DJNebuchan]

Brown colour scheme and loads being dumped everywhere. Brilliant!

[nschenk]

I like the bean being pulled free in the beginning, it's like.. "the first thing you will experience is a dislodging of Poo"

[CRUZ004]

LOL I love it! its good when we can make light of these taboo topics..i mean come on everyone takes a dump at some point, and if you don't you're probably dead.

[crapo87]

Can't wait to see their ad for those "Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?" products.

[ukchay]

I like to sqwat on the toilet like I'm shitting in the woods. The only thing is you have to piss after you shit. That way when the terd hits the water you don't splash piss water on your ass hole. Also you can hold a mirror under your ass and watch the terd come out. It's pretty cool. Our brains are not the most amazing human organ..it's are ass holes.

[VASINGER]

Good Lord! Why not just show the guy sitting on the toilet!? *sarcasm*

[DancingSpiderman]

I experienced brick-like constipated poops two days ago. OUCH I wished I loaded up on some All Brane serial.

All kidding aside, clean & smooth poops are a virtue. It is an effective roto-rooter that cleans you out and makes your pooFo happy. Clean PooFo reduces colon cancer. Try It!

[Vadicta]

i didnt get it untill the last one but i still laughed hartilly.. definately not dirty

[bridgetfonda69]

this isnt disgusting it is actually subtle !!

All bran = healthy dumps ....excellent !!

We all need that !!

[crane38x]

That was totally awsome!

[lauyan]

I EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST

XDDDD!!!

[drnotes630]

it was kind of funny... i saw an article on msn about this ad being "disgusting", but didn't read it. upon entering the livingroom, i saw the commercial live, and didn't get it.

then i read the article, and watched it again here.

what a good laugh. kudos to kelloggs.

also, if you can't spell "butt"...'nough said.

[PandaLePanda]

What... The... Fuck!

[mopmoppy]

that add is just rude i can't beleve it made it on tv at 1 piont in the add he bends over and youll see barrells come out of his but

[LgndryThndr]

you need a life

[dsgh55978]

"If you experience an erection lasting over four hours....."

And barrels rolling off a truck are disgusting?Turn off your TV and sell it.

[graysurreal]

funny commercial. That's what it is: a commercial for cereal, not the end of the world. It's a tounge in cheek funny spot made by men in a boardroom to sell a breakfast food. Get over it.

[miamivicepastels83]

i wonder how the conversations on youtube always go off the deep end. i just scrolled down and saw something about God. im not sure how that ties in. im never sure about a lot on you tube...i think the commercial is funny btw...

[509734]

The crude subtlety is undeniably funny XD, its one of the few ads that will actually work without going overboard.

[Jon31210]

ive seen it multiple times.. never noticed it and i dont see why its such a big deal

[rrhorse12]

No kidding!! I agree. Who really cares? I mean if someone gets bent over subtle little innuendos and such, Grow up, people. Leave the commercial alone and just eat some good for you cereal and be happy, for God's sake.

[captrosuko]

best ad ever. XD

[Okamikuroi]

i remember when i first saw this commercial, the only thing i noticed about subliminal poop-age was the dump truck at the end, but now that i watch it closer, i can see the other two...i love this commericial!

[619lucya2003]

i dont really see nothing wrong with this commercial! taking a dump is something everyone and their mother do!! NATURAL!

[wassupmann786]

That's nasty.

[fedtrooper]

I just noticed those welding sparks up on the beam at the beginning of the ad. I assume they are the guy's hot burning farts. And the two guys carrying a board must mean something.

[bub156]

LOL

wtf with the barrels lol

[andromedadee]

Funny, but I was under the impression that even Christians have to defacate occasionally, but I could be wrong. It's probably because they are so full of it! I think even Jesus Christ had to relieve himself a time or two. I have heard that he had a great sense of humor just like the rest of us humans who have to poop and are able to laugh at their humanness.

[foderettirn]

Obviously you haven't defecated in a while. Seems you have your knickers in a knot and your poop won't come out. Take a laxative, pronto, and get some of that hardened, Christian poo out of there!

And by the way, how did this commercial about cereal (with subliminal messages of relieving constipation) turn into a Christian debate?

[andromedadee]

My point is that all humans poop unless they are so full of shit, it becomes impossible, as in some Christians who think they have a monopoly on God. Poop has nothing to do with living a moral life, be it Christian or atheist, Buddhist, Taoist, Jewish or whatever...

[Hopeful78]

I think you're taking the Lord's word out of context, but I suppose you can't help it. That's what you've been taught.

[andromedadee]

And your point is . . .

If you're inferring that I am not a Christian, you are very wrong. I hold a Master's Degree from a Christian university. I am a Minister as well. I can quote scripture too, but the text of the scripture will usually apply to the context of the subject. Have a blessed evening.

[packermanny]

To everybody: WTF does Jesus and Christians have to do with pooping?

& btw, did you know that its technically a sin to wipe after doing the do?? Kinda a moral dilemma if I ever heard one!

[nschenk]

Hahahaha..

A degree from a christian university? What is it in, advanced bible thumping?

[dsgh55978]

I don't believe you.Oh wait-after rev.Wright I

believe a preacher would say anything.

[mcburge123]

Actually, I bet they were an aetheist who doesn't believe in even taking a shit lol!!

[talon1749]

I apologize to all the Christians with a sense of humor, Iam really sorry

[talon1749]

I apologize to all the Christians that have a sense of humor, I'm really sorry

[6475066]

there is nothing wrong with this video, when your constipated you are very uncomfortable and its hard to concentrate,and things seem to go always wrong but when your regular so is work ,, its all good

[talon1749]

come on America get a sense of humor, I'm betting the person that said this was offensive is probably Christian because most don't have a sense of humor.

[dvo3]

ok, I gave you plus one before I read the Christian part. People can be Christian without being up-tight, too p.c., or extreme right wing. I think the commercial is clever and I'm a Christian.

[talon1749]

I didn't say all, alot of them do have a sense of humor

[BCviolin8290]

you should go out and meet some real Christians (i'm not talking about super-fanatics either) then you'll see that we do have a good, but cleaner (in terms of no cussing or sex), sense of humor.

I'm a Christian and i was LOL-ing so hard!

[talon1749]

I do have Christian friends, I meant the super-fanatic Christian's.

[IlliniHimey]

Anyone who does not think this is funny has absolutely NO sense of humor!! Those are great visuals-and anyone who has ever been constipated knows it.

[ryanlee945688]

I watched this video and I thought it was just promting the product and thats all we need to stop wining about every little thing we don't agree with

[prpqmnj]

How is it offensive? Don't tell me there is a group of people who cannot poop... and that's why their offended. MUST I REMIND PEOPLE, EVERYBODY POOPS?

[BCviolin8290]

exactly! i totally agree

[mcavoybn]

Genius! This commercial is hilarous. You do't even realize the things are happening until someone pounts them out to you.

[VATSU]

*sigh* americans ... you get offended by anything nowerdays lol

[BCviolin8290]

well not all of us, just the super-uptight ones who get offended at fart (or in this case poop) jokes.

actually i thought it was hilarious

[hellionkid]

lmfao this is a work of genius... how is this offensive?

[CaptainBorris]

I love it.

[tysonblue]

this is not offensive. people are getting ridiculous nowadays. we're slowly becoming a dictatorship in america. pretty soon we won't be able to say or do anything.

[KillerClam73]

Lmao shit

[10lizzard]

I fail to see how this is offensive. I mean have they seen the commercials for the dual action cleanses? Now that is disgusting. I could go my whole like without seeing what came out of someone else's colon.

[angelgirly6]

do you guys not get it?!? the beam in the beginning was falling into the cereal box (saying that it tastes like metal), those cans and stuff falling behind him looking like they're coming out of his but makes it look like he will get diareah if you eat all bran and the bricks at the end just top it off. its kinda disgusting but to me its more like funny

[Nerdyninja13]

no. i think ur the one not getting it. the beam coming free represnts the cereal allowing him to be "regular" again. the barrles and the bricks also are visual representations of the same thing.

[klipsch21]

its unclogging the anus, and i guess its supposed to be a turd

[DeadlyChinchilla]

Apparently Nanos just doesn't like humor. There's nothing disgusting about this ad. In fact, its catchy, a bit funny, non-revealing, and memorable. I may never buy the cereal (not a bran person), but I'll remember this commercial! Thats the point of marketing and advertising, not to stay IN the boundaries, but to step OUT of them to get noticed.

And sheesh, the Kandoo Frog? That was nothing.

If someones whining about this, they apparently have an otherwise perfect life.

[albraldo2001]

wats so bad about dat omg sum people are so gay its unreal

[Disappearer88]

oh wow. i never noticed that

[stlstresn]

Whatever!  I think it's funny and very creative

[Quijamabub]

Dumm and disappointing!

[Brian3219]

if youre offended by this

just put a pillow over your head and crawl in the closet

because if this is the worst you have seen in todays advertising your in for a big surprise

[halihalili]

wtf is the problem!

[AchromaticAntagonist]

Ha! This is hilarious. &Really, the old All Bran commercials never really told you what it did. I think they handled the message "it helps you poop" as delicately as possible.

[packermanny]

It does that? And all this time I was eating it because I thought it tasted good. Man, no wonder I've been shitting about 5 times a day...and each time, it looks like what that dump truck's doing!

[cardude911]

HAHAH!!

[scramblera]

Not to sure what the fuss is all about. It's a bit of Saturday night humor about lifes cruel tricks as people age. I find it less offensive than Erectal disfuntion or menstration.

[0Uchiha0Haku0]

RIGHT ON! the disgusting or offensive commercials are about condoms, ED, and menstration

[KB1252FM2]

FUNNY SHIT

[bulldogpd]

It reminds me about the colon Blow skit on Saturday night live with Phil Hartman but it was more extrime.

[natalka9]

Interesting experiment with our nerves :-)

Actually I think they tried to use NLP technics, to subconscious programming us for watching.

Using this quality of our mind, to harder concentrate when distracted.

Also, if going deeper with psychoanalysis, all the stuff that fall there are actually pushed out, which symbolize defecation.

Sounds to much for a just small video comers?

I'm sure this is the way it was created and that's why it works on us, though we do not know why.

[BCviolin8290]

this was hilarious!

they did a sketch similar to this on MadTV

[Tranceplant82]

Oh CRAP!

[RGM86RGMIII]

I don't see what's so wrong with it. It's funny, nothing great but funny.

LatterDaySaintBush is probably that same lady who tried to cancel "Married...With Children". No one's forcing you, or your kids, to watch this!

[x1soundgarden1x]

Are you all retarded. LatterDay was being sarcastic to make fun of conservatives. You make liberals look like idiots...stop posting.

[brtshstel]

Well, sometimes sarcasm doesn't translate well in typeset. :-(

[0Uchiha0Haku0]

liberals do that on their own

[JasonSpatola]

I'm glad *somebody* understands sarcasm.

[jhoughton111]

Umm, I think LatterDaySaintBush is kidding, folks. No one is really that dumb.

[brtshstel]

I beg to differ. There really are some people who are that dumb...like my aunt (she's a friggin nut).

[realartist1963]

What about the people who voted for George Bush twice?

Yes, people are that dumb.

[treasonodb]

wow your a dumbass

[realartist1963]

Hey, at least luketylindsay could spell "consciousness."

You, on the other hand, can't even spell "you're."

Dumbass.

[tysonblue]

true true

[talon1749]

I agree with that,lol

[GreatUmbrage]

How the hell many people eat cereal at work? It's something I've never seen -- except in a commercial. The poop sight gags? Who gives a crap?

[rakellakat]

I see what you did there.

[brtshstel]

This is hilarious!

LatterDaySaintBush: if you find this sort of thing offensive, then why do you have Youtube on your computer in the first place? And if you think this is offensive, them you might as well just get rid of your television, internet, and all of your reading material apart from the bible and children's books. Ther is much, much worse out there in the media today.

[SanibelFilmSchool]

What does this have to "filthy libs?" How does "LatterDaySaintBush" know who wrote the ad, or what's in their minds? (Actually, ads like this are team efforts. Is the whole team composed of "filthy libs?" You're a sad person, seeing politics in way too many things.

[luketylindsay]

Right on sister (or brother). Poop has no place in our homes OR the national consciousness. Now if we could only get rid of that poophead in the whitehouse.

[0Uchiha0Haku0]

no place in ur home? do u poop outside? people like u are the retards who walk around like they dont fart and poop.

[holierdenthou]

disgusting??where? i can understand you not finiding it funny..but disgusting is a stretch!!..its people like you that ruin north american youth by trying to baby them! please try coming out of your shell..if you think this is bad..once in europe i've seen a topless women on a milk comercial..finally whats the point of banning this, u can simply go online and watch it?

[Blured0Influence]

oh please, stop with trying to explain.

america is just way too perverted as is but when it comes to seeing things dropping out of a truck, everyone freaks.

when i went to spain, i saw topless women everywhere and curse words on tshirt like it's the greatest fashon. i get your point but others won't.

[holierdenthou]

agreed..just makes my blood boil when i see makinga big fuss over nothing..reason i watched this comercial was cause i read an articel online calling this the most disguesting add on tv..

i know you can't change this stupid metality that a comercial will corupt our youth..but at least someone gets my point.

[beebo979]

So now heres a question what in the fuck are you doing on youtube complaining about a fuckin commercial that just shows trucks unloading bricks and shit and having a tantrum while you have a child? If you have a kid your supposed to WATCH THE KID AND TAKE CARE OF IT NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT CEREAL COMMERCIALS YOU FUCKING MORON!!! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE AND GO FEED YOUR KID........ Moron...

[bdom555]

Actually, this commercial makes its point, does it not?

[norahlicious]

aw, c'mon. the commercial isn't that bad. Slate shouldn't have bitched about it, it's funny. that writer had the lamest points i've ever heard.

[lrgdup]

Yeah, the weird thing is, the Slate writer gave the ad a B+, which I agree with. But in the review, they bitched about so much about it, it was annoying.

I love how the announcer emphasizes "FEEL it"

[spamdude1]

Wow, a bold statement about crap. You have to admire it.

[SDWoody]

LMAO ROF

This ad is Super Bowl quality. Certainly better than some of the crap in the past few years.

[kloftonk]

You said crap.

[meleniumshane90]

The dump truck at the end is perfect!