Lucifer's " Fall" From Grace

[nesovicmarko]

you remind me of doctor house

[Icutchyou]

dude can you give me god's email adress? i'm so gunna troll the fuck out him. \m/

[pencilpaperink]

you should be an actor

[MultiShady420]

it a joke everybody that take this seriously.

[charlenejean89]

What is happening? Where am I?

[espionage69979]

i want to chill and talk with you. while high and drunk lol

[PsychedelicGabriel]

Epic :D

[hevy99]

@thesatanicnetwork Ur REALLY delusional bro! ive listened to satanists that make more sence! and im Christian! lmao! heard & experienced this first hand before, the "poor me" 'KING BABY' syndrome. U would probably benefit from psychotherapy and counselling. Dont think u need any more drugs, but exorcism wouldnt hurt! LORD help my sick brother and all the lost souls who are holding HUGE RESENTMENTS for GOD. IN THE NAME OF CHRIST, OUR LORD, AMEN+++

[clutch2892]

@hevy99 dude stfu get that bullshit outta here..if u dont like the video, then fuck off..go make a video about christians.. u fkn fagg..i hate ppl like u on here..if ur a christian wtf are u doing on a satanic channel?

[hevy99]

@clutch2892 clutch this! LOL Simply because its a public domain thats why Einstein. i know truth hurts but u really need to get a grip. take a pill. breath into a paper bag, pray to your cowardly fallen cherib for false hope....whatever it takes, but get a hold of yourself man! Besides, GOD here to stay. Satan isnt. Sort of a no-brainer aye? :D+++

[hevy99]

@clutch2892 u bitch about me comming here, yet u send me mail so ill answer u here! WTF! Typical satanic contradiction and confusion. I am lowering myself here so ur right. i dont belong in your world at all really. in that respect, i agree with you. thats why i gave up attempting to reason with backward negativity thats too far gone to recieve any sort of truth or logic. Have a nice trip though. Its a loooooooooong way down. :) +++

[MyWordizBond]

that is non sense. Krsna doesn't gamble. So you lost me at 0:50.

[ChedderMuncher]

@MyWordizBond how do you know? you ever met him?

[MyWordizBond]

@ChedderMuncher yes, I did. You have not seen the person who has seen Him.

[DPsoul]

OMFG can't stop laughing. Love you and your videos dude.

[Parakupto]

punch this idiot

[RigorMortisRape]

Now I know God's weakness... frying pans to the back of the head. 

[HopeAngel777]

i should have my friends preacher say this rather than the boring crap he drones on with!!!! this is awesome!!

[deathstar666ism]

haha thats funny shit man keep it up with the vids man there awesome

[randombleh88]

You're fucking retarded.

[DIMMUKICKSASS]

@randombleh88 Like you.

[Chrisz636]

The 7 dislikes are from God and the Angels behind him playing harps

[Chrisz636]

I subscribed... :D

[Cidantis]

the airplanes in the background make it sound all epic

[TheSchimmi]

You can't prove this didn't happen!

[Alhambrattp]

awesome video.

[reejaw2]

u should go to the gym for when god comes back for u

[loosifur]

there are over three hundred million angels just like there are over three hundred million christians to bad they have no balls huh

[LostMusicalMeanings]

Not really amargedon,but pretty much the end of time.Which then again thats a contradiction.

[LostMusicalMeanings]

2:38 What about Adam and Eve?Wait was Gabriel predicting? o.o

[ffurrr]

your a klever kid-

[lil40water1]

dude how much pot do you smoke :) hahaha

[Ir0nB0x]

best story i ever fucking heared i swear ill tell it to my kids :))

[Jayjon81]

damn that was funny!

[eabell05]

dont worry next time i'll have your back

[badjesus666]

Lucifer and Satan are two different mythological entities. Lucifer is the light bringer, the planet Venus, who rises above the sun in eastern sky in the morning, the morning star... In revelation "Jesus" also declares himself the morning star.

Satan is merely a scapegoat for the inferior Abrahamic Old Testament god Yaweh/Allah, the EL, which is based upon the planet Saturn. The Old Testament "God" is Satan. He mainly represents authority and institutions... peace!

[xXSARS48Xx]

@badjesus666 but jesus was a jew, so christianity was a jewish cult therefore the christian god is teh jewish god. god changes meaning hes not perfect therefore he is no god

[Jett1478]

this is the greatest thing i've ever listened to.

[thesatanicnetwork]

@Jett1478 lol thanks man

[hevy99]

@Jett1478 YEA ME TOO. thats why enjoy commenting on blogs like this when im bored. only i got tired of it. its like shooting fish in a barrel. LOL only one of your satanic buddies had to open his big mouth and invite me back here! and at the same time complain because i comment here. Satanists are SO CONFUSED! LMFAO!+++

[dippehwtf]

ROFL angel sing with the punch, funny as fuck

[poodfeets]

awww can i get into hell????

[budferryman]

Wait, your talking about your version of the truth but do you really believe this all happened 6000 years ago???? I really don't think you do but just incase, do you?

[Doomsage680]

hey dude that was mad interesting great story-telling. the heartburn thing at the end seemed like it fit in with the story, since Lucifer's been in hell for 6000 years.

[SabrielFang]

No wonder they always show God in robes. Nothin else'll fit the damn guy if he's 7 foot something, four hundred pounds. o.O

[thecrazysinner90]

gr8 story!! i always thought hell was a good place, paradise should really be boring with all those religious people praying all the time, man let's party in hell !!!!!!!!!!!!

[bramcorleone]

@thecrazysinner90 I think heaven (if it exists) is a place where I wouldn't want to be found dead, with all those 'seemingly' righteous people..

You should watch a part of the black adder, where the black adder becomes archbishop or something like that!

[Wyteass]

dayum

Saturday Night Live, GIVE THIS MUTHERFUCKER A CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

[809Metallica]

Was Gods GirlFriend Hot?

[sevenstarsofmine]

I always knew God was a drunk... hahaaa

Actually I always figured he was a stoner. Cuz when I smoke weed, it reminds me of the description of heaven. hahaha

[ViktorAsberg]

Haha, you're the man! Awesome story.

[sweetappletits]

lol ur so funny..i love hw u jus belitle God and talk about stealin his gf and the angels bein pussies lol no genitalia lmao

[radiopurpleneonsign]

wow man that was the best story i ever heard you should write the fucking fearytale books :D ! \m/

[thesatanicnetwork]

haha thanks

[SocksNsnipers]

@thesatanicnetwork hahaha dude this is hilarious.. I would actually buy the book if you were to tell this in written form.. hahaha

[coolvibe1975]

Zach, you should read "Letters from the Earth" from Mark Twain.

[777TIZZable]

Awesomely The Best Sense Of Humor That I Ever Seen,-- Zach **********I Total Get What Your Say, Totally, Man!!!!!!!!!!!

Sexy Alyssa Milano My # 1 Angel...

William...

[MissBianca131]

"So I grab my shit.. I grab the money at the card table.."

Great sense of humor! Great way you've found to turn the tables on the good-guy/bad-guy roles!

So basically God is this 7'5" foot dude who needs protection from threehundredmillion neuter(ed) bouncers. Well, that just makes him look kind of wimpy to me. Not really the kind of guy I'd be attracted to! A man who can not fight his own battles just isn't a man! But hey, I'd date Lucifer any day!

"...fryingpan" :-)

[bobjohnson423]

in this vid are you trying ot say that ur satan?

[takeyourbrainchipp]

that was too good.

why would lucifer want the job of looking after billions of lost numbskulls? he hates that job! its a burden more than anything. & the definition of the devil is "the personification of evil." & since lucifer was just a brave rebel & not evil then the REAL embodiment of evil is........still out there somewhere......

[NWOSupporter2012]

Christianity is the rehashed version of what the original Christ teachings were, mixed with paganism by the Catholic Pagan Church.Catholic church takes people who existed, and turns them into gods by merging them with Pagan deities, and concepts.

[NWOSupporter2012]

The bible is a book based symbolism, and some historical facts, interpreted as the people currently viewed the world. King James was a mason, and Masons are great in getting out stories that have double meanings. Satan means adversary, not horn beast.Read some occult books,and the bible will make more sense.

[indestructable987]

okay, assuming your story is right why would lucifer the supposed good guy torture people in hell, if he was so good why wouldn't it be a punishment

[MystSilverDragon]

right, afterall god was drunk with ye lol

[MystSilverDragon]

Oh sorry........You are lucifer hehe right ok.......got to keep this in perspective ye know...........ok carry on lol

[MystSilverDragon]

Ok I totally missed the part about you being satan"s technical advisor.....ok carry on LOL...........

[MystSilverDragon]

oh from the get-go the real version vs GOD's version LOLok so thats a clue all by itself :) so ye mean Your version vs GODs verson, really, right? :P

[newfish09]

we nvr really do get Lucifer's side of the story God Job

[thrashmetal1029]

haha dude i love all your videos!

[thesatanicnetwork]

Thanks bro  \m/

[satanistanarchy]

dude no way. this is the shit you posted this on my birthday. hahaha. this is hilarious.

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

lol my name is gabriel. fuck my life.

[MrAgentAbaddon]

LMAFO nice

[Atuq2]

lol my family got brainwashed because of that mother fuker "god" if u gonna fight wiht him im gettin some assholes to come n fight in ur side man! maybe we can play poker sometime

[choirgrrl]

You have the best sense of humor! This had both me and the old man cracking up!

Oh, and thanks for the alcohol, nice touch! *raises glass to toast*

[evilmick66]

Shit... You knocked out God!

[TempleOfLight888]

Manifestation by definition implies Imperfection. A "perfect" world is a metaphysical impossibility.

The too perfect ceases to create.

The greatest sin is Gods act of creation. But the creation sin would be avoidable only by non-creation which would be a sin of omission, for all creatures held in potentiality desire to be known by themselves and by each other and by God, in their separativity, which is possible only by creative encapsulation of each being.

The greatest sin is existence. Sufi.

[allure23baby]

Lmao! Your too much! ;)

[satanisteileen]

frying pan lmao XD

[VillainousViking]

oh i see, everything is ok now with you.

do more christians-ass-kicking videos!

greets from Poland bro! \,,/

[meatpupette]

do i get to come to hell satan? lol btw jesus called, he says he wants his baby sandal back

[thesatanicnetwork]

yo fuck jesus..... he is a back stabbing fool

[meatpupette]

u should re-write the bible and publish it lol

[thesatanicnetwork]

i should.....my drunken bubbling ass could make a little more sense than who ever wrote the original

[hevy99]

@meatpupette lavey already tried that one. dah