Tank Humping

[Guerrillablackdog]

1:08 Haters gonna hate

[MarvelxFreakxx]

The Spacific ocean ! xD i say that too 

[coolmaster312]

most of this video screams "Ladies?"

[gamegenie42]

i guess you could say these guys had *puts on sunglasses* armor peircing rounds YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[MJTism1]

how wasted were u guys?

[kenken9595]

@PencilDogMT No sir, I did not. Because before you replied to my comment I had no idea that you even existed. How amazing! Oh, and good job. Who would need to leave? This place is too awesome.

[OOZ662]

I'm sure most people don't get the Kelly's Heroes reference going on here.

[ArSeNaLfOeVeR1]

Why has he used this again in that unlisted video ?

[geoffreyfreak]

i can tell it's newport. i like it.

[flyinportopotty]

/watch?v=OqRdPKtSi4Q&feature=r­elated

[kenken9595]

Thumbs up if you live in Oregon!

[jumpercable95]

were is those tanks? i wants some action <--- serious question

[YoungMoney4280]

You seriously need a better camera man. One that dosen't sound like a kid crying. xD

[NerfMan978]

in soviet russia tank humps you!!!!

[pleaseflamemessageme]

Sounds like Jory and the double rainbow guy took the same drugs.

[SKUNKAP3FL]

WHEN WERE YOU IN OREGON?!!?!??

( and thank god you didn't pronounce it or-ay-gawn)

[caketra]

@SKUNKAP3FL i live in oregon

[paratroop24]

WHERE IS THIS???

[xaliqen]

@SspavvesS Dude, you can't smoke alcohol.

[pinkidiot3]

@xaliqen I beg to differ ;)

[kinderschlager]

WTF?????

[JohnnyElsewhereTV]

I couldn't stop laughing. Ever.

[MarkusNemesis]

why is there a heap of russian tanks in the middle of nowhere?

from what i can see, you got a T-34, a T-64, and a BRDM :|

[nluvbtntluved]

HEY I used to live there!!

[mmadisontaylorr]

HA-BISKY!!!!!

[ibuystuffathottopic]

1:22 I see you in the mirror!

[karlosrolero]

You were wayyyyyyy drunk xDDDD

[UnoriginallyChris]

It's ok Jory! They're manly tears, you have nothing to fear... Just let it all out man

[BayleeLenaiHayworth]

Oh wow.... like an hour away from mah house

[BayleeLenaiHayworth]

Where were you? When you were makin this

[JPOC226]

Russain

[leewolfgang]

Is this from a movie?

[tribalmasters]

Don't sit on the main gun!

[Stormkitten98]

so did you guys had fun in newport at the brewery?

you guys are to funny thank you for making the video with me

take care

stormkitten98

[scorpio594]

"what you gotta do, is approach the rear of the armour where it is thinnest, and you go in, and you start, you start the tank humping" -For maximum penetration

AHAHAHAHA!111!!

[rockit91]

Approach the rear of the Armour...And you BEGIN THE TANK HUMPING!

Classic!

[scorpio594]

Hahahahahahaha

[bungholjio]

nice kellys heros line XD

[everton123]

funny but your different!!! why?

[BreffmintsMDV2010]

this isnt funny, but i still <3 you no homo

[fosissle]

actually the tank's armor is weakest underneath the tank, also that second vehicle wasn't a tank

[Zaviex]

high as shit

[DoeJane1234567]

wow I could not stop laughing

[animalx28]

what camera do you use?

PS: funny video!

[spayum2]

If you don't come to Seattle, I'll kill you. Although I'm not sure how, considering you won't be in Seattle.....

[RavenHinamori]

Lolz to the walk from 1:06-1:19

[SavingPrivateBrian]

haha national tank harassment day :)

[WrathOfMercury]

Sounds like a typical day out with friends.

[fafnir242]

I swam in the Atlantic a few years ago.

[jinjanco23]

at least the tank enjoyed it. XD

[unusualcatperson]

"Fullmetal penetration!" XD

[HamachiRules]

This is definatly the new double rainbow ^__^

[AETrainingDavid97]

TOUCH THE PACIFIC BIOTCH

[lalalaleen]

omg.....



[sirprincy]

You are crying because the tank touched you

[MikePatt100]

Your Momma must be so..... proud?

[martijnyt]

Amazing video

[rainstarmcgee]

this was fucking ridiculous. dont put a video up if you aint going to throw some shit off your deck! FUCK! wasted 1:34 seconds of my life(no i didnt finish your video)

[kilrmax]

@rainstarmcgee how the hell did you waste time watching this video? your the one who clicked on a video that said "tank hump" not "gtfo my deck" so dont come here complaining.

[rainstarmcgee]

@kilrmax i actually didnt read the title i kind of assumed shit was gunna be thrown off a deck....until i read your reply i didnt no it was about violating a poor, defenseless tank....ANYWAYS.......

[xDjAsOnF]

fags

[gavinfuzzy]

WTF is there a real song called tank hump? XD

[puglord5]

@Jory Hell yeah! And btw I thought this was fkin halarius!!!! Srs!

[gamerman123456789]

holy shit how did he move the background and not himself lol

[crimsondragon20]

@gamerman123456789 he moved his body and not the camera

[gamerman123456789]

@crimsondragon20 holy shit even better

[TheRaka73]

Damn, did the double rainbow guy give you guys something?

[Shuvza]

were is that place?

[skyscraperjim]

No video of the Spruce Goose?

[TheLittleDee]

@itv300 In the netherlands the tank KILLS you

[acesnipr]

wtf?

[Jibbaribba]

people are soo stupid, just because the joke isnt funny doesnt mean the video isnt funny. maybe it was funny because its not funny at all. thats absurdism

[winningtiger5]

this is why you shouldnt do drugs

[billybober05]

lol i actually laughed so hard at the tank humping part, great vid.

[MissrenLau]

The humping looks like it may have hurt ...

[erikolson100]

OMG!! this is at the Evergreen Air and Space Museum in McMinville!! I used to live there!!!

[Massakre8492nd]

that was awesome!

[SspavvesS]

Where you guys drunk while makin' this video?

[slupine]

@SspavvesS I was about to ask the same. LOL Either drunk or hopped up on LOTS of caffeine.

[sinnoh2014]

@SspavvesS no, they were high on shrooms

[NicolasP200]

1:12 i saw someone walking like that today! lolage

3:20 i would put that as my profile pic

[kohli611]

thake it move it bump it!

[legomanic96]

Evergreen air museum? Looks like it to me. Love that place

[Tripp426]

Humping tanks and touching the Pacific Ocean. Sounds like a good time.

[tj11112129]

Just touching? AW hell, I've VIOLATED the Pacific Ocean!

[2316marine]

dude i love new port i use to go therre every spring break

[14zace]

Jory u r one funny dude

[natalya82]

lol i couldnt watch this because i kept laughing so much

i fucken love you jory!!!!!!

[sill109]

i jumped into the pacific yesterday

[ibuystuffathottopic]

This is what happens to a person when they're on the road too long

[garshmanager]

this video was awesome, I loved it thank you. you seem to have an awesome life. the pacific ocean is awesome. i touch it often

[MrSheep678]

lol wut you should of done this to some helicopter

[freedomfightre]

That was a pretty big hole. Must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[OhayouGozaimasuNihon]

having fun?

[spiritbaltofan]

we dont want to know what that hand has touched...

[PolishBacon40i4]

cool museum, where is it?

[dancergal9119]

ahahahahaha

[pmckeown40]

You wanna scissor?

[MakeUpTwins1]

40138 subs, 8389 views, something is wrong...

[moronpnut227]

@MakeUpTwins1 most people just like his gtfo's he didnt hack or whatever and the views stay the same the whole day

[MakeUpTwins1]

@moronpnut227 Yeah... you're rigth...

[MalliganTheUFO]

I have touched the other side of that ocean many times (Australia), even peed in it. You touched my pee! Oh, I once vomited in a lake connected to the pacific too! Hope you washed your hand!

[ItsJebus123]

what was the point?!

[lolomgswearwords]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[CliffTomkulak]

I think Jory is on crack.

[jeremyshaw]

!YYYYKSIB AH - Jory you and your brother are hilarious! You were laughing so hard, you cried, lol. It's so cool that you and your brother are making these vlogs. Hump them tanks good, Jory! I love your hillbilly impression and your brothers' silly walk - had me rotfl! Good touchin the Pacific but did you get your shoes wet? I hope you had fun at the wedding. As for the fish smell, what can you do?

[FCIV63]

Jory uses a jizz attack! Critical hit! Nails the weak spot! (Quite literally.)

[NintendoAndMario]

newport <3

[lLikeGuitarHero]

STRUTT THAT ASS

[megiroaz]

Were u possibly intoxicated by drugs or alcohol? lolz fucking lolz

[xporxeopx]

2:15 looks like a screensaver

[towrecker]

ok now hump a police patrol car I dare you to !!! your to chicken !!!!

[gogmorgoaway]

Was that a Goon show reference at 0:10?

[Mufassaification]

When you do your Get Off My Deck scenes with glass you wear shower shoes, but you go to the beach and wear regular shoes... Hmm. It's okay though. I wear my regular clothes to the beach but I also never wear shower shoes.

[jryker28]

oh shoot ive been to that beech, gotta love the great pacific nothwest

[Jyhad367]

.....yeah....just, yeah....

[redsquirrelftw]

microwave a toy tank!

[GamerComedy]

YOU WERE IN NEWPORT? DAMNIT I WAS VISITING LAST WEEK.

[sillehflowerzz]

For the first minute, I couldnt tell if he was laughing or crying! xDDDD

What wedding did you go to?

[Katielea19]

I'm disappointed Jory. I couldn't finish watching this video. Its just dumb. I felt my IQ slip 10 points.

[Jory]

@Katielea19 that's so weird... I couldn't finish watching your videos either... in fact i couldn't even start... I feel like I just gained 10 FU points for replying to this...

[XCMajor]

@Jory wooop go jory!!

[ThePokemonfan365]

@Jory - He gained those FU points if you know what I mean.

[dog1123456789]

@Jory you tell them haters jory! you hump those taanks all you want.... wait does that make baby tanks?

[anelaysabelle]

@Jory she doesn't even have videos

[KingKool2099]

@Jory OH SNAP.

[alphabees]

@Jory jory...nice one

[XdSK8RBOidX]

@Jory HAHAAHAHHAHA PWND. dude u win

[Blaqoon]

@Jory Congratz.

[Raptorboy101]

@Jory 41 and counting to be exact

[gamerman123456789]

@Jory dam right jory

[mrbeefcheese]

@Jory

Don't bother my man, don't bother. Sometimes you just do what you've gotta do and make sweet, sweet love to a piece of military equipment.

[deadleyarrow1]

@Jory

Some people just cant enjoy the little things in life.

[dragorider93]

@Jory lol

[mrJoshy666]

@Katielea19 ha pwned by Jory...

Plus, it never really hurts for someone to live a little... u should try it some time.

[NiteDragonJR]

wooow,

ah hahahaha~ *while crying* >:3

[CherryBlossom542]

I was really hoping someone would walk by in the background during the tank hump with the look on their face saying "what the hell?"

[coldfire0007]

armor penetration?

[RazzWasThere]

did a tank rape you as a kid or something?

[namixas11]

Geez jory its not THAT funny.

[simonvaczi]

he laugh so much that is crying

[2164king]

Jory, I'm sure we all know that's not the only thing you've done with your right hand.

[aibomart]

Stop crying D:

[JustPlainInsanity]

lol that looks fun!? xD

[ClactonRadio]

good to see you having fun and found a place to stay.

[Kitsuneepic]

Jory is on crack xD

[GerbrandThunder1]

wtf? ;p

[vglgvn534912]

it sounds like you're crying

[chaincells]

Ah. My first time on XTC was also very good.

[ZOMGSTi]

Wow, didn't even give a reach around. The nerve.

[minamoriko]

1:43 thought he was peeing. :P

[LordAlzorn]

Now you need to take the audio of the Tank Hump and make a seperate video. It will become the new Rick Roll

[TheOneYouForsaken]

0:00 to 1:24 is the new double rainbow

[chesshirecat2]

great vid, hah ha!

DUDE! Rogue brewery. SO jealous

[monkfishification]

I think they're high.

[tboneplyr1545]

weve got to go through them like crap through a goose

[SHSZilla]

Category:

Howto & Style

I lol'd.

[Dagur96]

you high? O_o

[TaleOfValors]

i didn´t see you touching it. so fake.

[rayjay10133]

the tanks just sit there and take it

[ReversedTapes]

SOMEONE WAS HIIIIIGH

[KeViNO1234567890]

yeah you touched the Pacific! I wouldn't wash that hand for years!

[XxSweetDelicious]

lolwut? What did I just watch? ... Were you guys on drugs? xD

[Gavinprior1]

WTF???????? o_o

[Deadflyte]

Are you stoned? Lol

[MrDertroM]

WTH?!

[heavymetalfool]

poor Jory...he was crying all the time

[iK34RN5xX]

I THINK SOMEONE GOT VIOLATED BUT I DONT KNOW WHO

[dude123188]

he went to see the spruce goose! when was that?

[ShadowNinja6669]

WOW.... your the best tank humper ever!!

[Jaskarsis]

you know, drunk driving is illegal... :)

[Spamdaspammer]

ok wtf just happened?

[verack22]

It looks like a german panther, an american m8 armored car and some kind of Russian tank I don't know the name of.... Am I right?

[bratpfanne007]

@verack22 it's a T34 i guess

[wildatheart3277]

i touched the pacific fir the first time ever this summer too(: