Let's Play God Hand 01 - Introduction To Manliness

[corjonbett]

Why don't you apologize to all of us sumo cannons out there?!

[rudesam]

i stopped watching the video because of your voice

[linkjtd5]

@rudesam You, sir, are gay.

[shadow201085]

SEXY SEXY SEXY

[MaDDTC]

Easy? That's not very manly.

[nick1234animerules]

2:21 If a game starts like that, you know it will be AWESOME!

[BlakeMage243]

wow quad I watched a ton of your vids then got kinda sick of u so I looked up god hand and what do ya FUCKING know! the first vid I pick is one of urs.....

[steveharley0345]

A full 2 minutes and nothing happened.. no wonder your kind is ridiculed all the time.

[gameroy]

You know, despite it saying it saying it has explicit violence and gore, I don't think there is a speck of blood in the entire game.

[pablow2310]

Why does everyone play on easy, stop being faggots.

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

Does Gene wank with the God Hand?

[maconwriter]

you thumbs down quady? SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED!

[ultraphoennix]

you know that jin or jill whatever his name is, he reminds me of kruser from resident evil 4 if you look clossly his doging style is exactly like kruser :)

[dissectional75]

Thumbs down for Easy Mode

[Metoollhead]

Easy mode? Hah, pathetic.

[Diggler277]

3:25 WAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR

[jimmicrackhead12]

why doesnt this make it to ps3? was this just to different to selle nough? sure some things needed work but a sequel coul make it perfect. well super awesome atleast

[Ninjaman9323]

lol, I like how this is made by the same people who made Okami, they always seem to make very good highly underated games

[Zebeast123]

you so should have put spanking in that opening scene

[marvinbrewton23]

@MKII fair FAIR u think 5 aginst 1 is fair and they do NOT wait for u to finish off 1 guy i mean come on for instance: midget pokes me in the ass, giant woman kicks me i get up and get hit with a buzz saw mohawk spin flip back on my ass get up again turn around dodge and then notice they pump up the difficulty if u doge moves -_- this game is fun but hardly fair so yeah easy can go strait to hell if u get die beside your health bar and dont even say god moves help cause they sparse them out !

[KDavisJr86]

The original name of this game was "Chuck Norris Kicks Ass"

[blender7]

but then they decided that the title was just stating the obvious, and decided to instead call it "God Hand" after the hand that chuck norris used to beat up God.

[KDavisJr86]

Wait A sec I thought the God Hands were Chuck Norris' Arms?

[meow3890]

this game is hard till you get the good attacks then is good god hand i am kicking ass now

[NikTheOkami]

this may be off topic but chuck norris can play god hand on hard without loosing one hp. he can also beat devil may cry 3 on "dantay must die" dificulty, and not the re-release.

[ot4kon]

You suck, learn how to play

[braigus09]

Chuck Norris plays God Hand

[MDKII]

Easy mode? Dude... I am disappointed.

[Rin0318]

Have you played this game it's fucking hard even on easy let me see you do better ya damn flammer.

[MDKII]

Yes, I have played this game, and barely managed to beat it while playing on normal mode. But it would've been better for him to record his constant dying in normal mode because that's the point of the game: "It's hard, but fair."

[KDavisJr86]

Actually no it wouldn't. Apparently I guess you don't know about LPing, but it's not a good idea to record yourself getting your ass killed repeatedly, unless its funny. And it's hard to make repeated deaths funny.

[LinktheHero66]

No it isnt, actually..and some people dont care if you get killed repeatedly.

[KDavisJr86]

Well yea. If the numerous deaths are funny, then it works. Like Cloud's run of IWBTG.

[LinktheHero66]

IWBTG is simply unfair, and i dont watch that guy.

[HelloKimii]

My friend was telling me how difficult this game was.

"EASY MODE IS LIKE RAPE. NORMAL MODE IS RAPE WITH NO LUBE. HARD MODE IS LIKE BEING RAPED IN THE ASS WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS."

"...Is there an intense mode?"

"I DON'T. WANT. TO KNOW."

Needless to say, this game looks mind numbingly astounding and I'm going to search high and low for it.

[thebored14]

intense mode would be like getting ass raped with a sugrauro cactus wearing a sand paper condom

[HackGar]

@thebored14 ow just ow

[thebored14]

@HackGar indeed

[iHaveOneArm]

pfft hard is like being raped in the ass with a cactus

[thewhulk]

you did not show off the music to much thats one of the bes things about the damn game...

[Nazeem38]

i never really got why this game was rated M for "blood and gore". there no blood or gore in it.

[Zancoth]

Well, they did show a scene of them cutting his whole fucking arm off, even though there's no fucking blood at all.

[Terror3659]

well maybe the blood and gore thing is because demon splatter blood when you kill 'em

[Zancoth]

Yeah, and the fact that you can see the inside of their head.. The "blood" looks like the pixie dust from the European version of No More Heroes though.

[DJDesikari]

it was the dialogue that got the game it's outrageous M rating, I know crazy huh?

[omegagilgamesh]

Yeah, the ESRB can be kinda weird sometimes. They rated Metal Gear Solid "M" for blood, nudity, and language. Xenogears had nudity, which MGS didn't, worse language, and a lot more blood, yet it was rated "T".

[leafbarrett]

2:23

"This game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore."

*picture of a guy getting Ball Busted comes up*

I lol'd.

[KaosMachina]

...I need to say it.

DO A BARREL ROLL KICK!

[Whiteanger2]

reminds me of devil may cry a little

[Mykee881211]

Same developer.

[Dragonite33]

2:22 lolz OWN3D

[quintinnielsen]

this would make a sweet remake/port to the wii... idk why but it kinda reminds me of no more heroes in the sense that its a beat em up and its kinda like no more heroes

[Quadraxis14]

The composer of the music in this game composed the music for both Killer 7 and No More Heroes, he's a pretty awesome artist.

[quintinnielsen]

ya no more heroes is probably my favorite game i have for the wii beacause its not like most wii games that are geared toward children

[GilbertSmith]

@Quadraxis14 Shinji Mikami of God Hand and Suda51 of No More Heroes are pretty tight, too. They worked on killer7 together and collaborated on the new game together.

[originalbxr]

Because what was formerly Clover Studios(something like that) joined with former Capcom employees to make a baby bastard child corporation that made both games...or so I think.

[Squidz0rz]

@quintinnielsen they took a of inspiration from the fighting system in god hand when they made no more heroes.

[edgarchpa]

@quintinnielsen Are you crazy how would you play it, besides it OK in the ps2

[LoffleMe]

what is this i can't imagine you playing srs games (?) also voice is deep. lol.

[Quadraxis14]

The God Hand is srs business.

[LoffleMe]

srs bzns. >=|

[metrev117]

yay poison chiuaua racing!!! :)

[Whiteanger2]

lol

[sasuke12468]

evil guy: you're the god hand?

quady: yeeeeeeeeessssssss. lol tht's the best bit

[Hypersqurell]

Manly!

[AustinAngelus723]

I dub you the manly president of wherever you reside!

[sasuke12468]

u know ur meant to use the god hand for the demons so it becomes easier to kill them

[Crowley9]

Any game that has a move called "Yes Man Kablaam" has my respect.

[KidnapDeath]

I don't get it.

[MuR0X]

Easy = Normal

Normal = Hard

Hard = Sadistic

[ManjyomeThunder1]

There are Charged Punches in this game. That's awesome, because as we all know every punch gets stronger with a little delay. Just look at Chris Redfield or Captain Falcon.

[Mattie2013]

FALCON... PUNCH!

[MrRpgDude]

Hellz yeah. This game is TEH MANLINESS!!

[mackenzy123]

i could have sworn i just watched part 2....

[FunETman]

It's Raining.. Manliness!!

[okuni5]

yeesss quady u made my day ur lping this!! i m so happy!! yaaay

[NIMPAK1]

My mom deffinatly won't let me get this game especially since it's EASTER, though i'm digging the manly running, not so much the balls stompimg, that's not manly.

[Quadraxis14]

It does subtract from the victim's manliness, but not ours!

[NIMPAK1]

>:( I didn't knew being manly ment being rude.

[Quadraxis14]

That's not rude, they tried to stab me first. They deserved it.

[NIMPAK1]

well if they STABBED you first then i guess then i could only let you off with a warning.

[ThePurpleJester]

god hand PUNCH D;

[terence1m1]

Heh, i never thought you'd LP this so soon but glad to see it.

[sonicisawesome159]

Oh man, and to think i was going to request this!

[zebezd]

3:00 Did you mean masochistic? :P

[Quadraxis14]

Yes I did. Either way, PAINFUL!

[zebezd]

Painful indeed... but MANLY :D

[AlchemistOfHistory]

Manly running! Manly fighting! Manly Sumo Cannons! This game is one of the pillars of manliness!

[firemblem45]

cool

[jackpowns31]

This game is awsome.