Mad Tv- Steven Segal- Dalai Lama

[TimeFlux88]

Have a seat grandpa >_<

[PabloDPena]

@TheKanagawaboy Interesting. Now go get me some tea.

[53tuio]

I'm missing five bucks, hahahahaha funny funny stuff

[WishCRUS4D3R]

@WhiteLiberalsAreDumb go back to your trailer and fuck your cousin you inbred 50IQ faggot

[Sinekyre14]

MAD TV's writers were all jewish, and they tried to replace all the whites in this show with blacks and arabs. Every scetch was about whites being racist and how much America sucked. In the end, they had about 80% non-whites in the ultra-liberal cast, a true representation of the american people huh?

THAT'S why this show lost its viewers..

[hbkfan087]

so funny all idiots go on videos to complain racist or ignorant.... its a comedy ....and if you dont like it why are you on here watching it and on the message board for it do you really have that little to do?

[sfknns]

@hbkfan087 , exactly agree 100%

[TheyCallMeNewb]

little chinese heh family guy had a similar joke it was ace

[MarkymarcBJJ]

Lol china will fall and America will have to help them up like always. (:

[209BluntSmoker]

@MarkymarcBJJ

u know its like americas chinas bitch right now right?

[1StoryImageFigure1]

@MarkymarcBJJ The USA must save everybody and gets nothing out of it. Not even a thank you.

[Miscio94]

@TheKanagawaboy That's what they're making fun of.. in some sorta way they're calling Steven Seagal an ignorant, it's like the "regular american", that feels proud of being american.

[SilverShifter1]

get the dalai laama a Falchard SPEAR. switchblades are for pussies

[kumikana5]

u can never make too much fun of Steven Seagal!

[MeTaLdUdE02]

heeeeey, i just saw phil lemar, the guy that played marvin in pulp fiction.

[RisingDampChamp]

Have a seat grandpa LOL.

[videofan6629]

you try that with xena and you will be in total agony, LOL

[91thatsright]

is he also doing the Kenny Rogers impersonation?

[jovan856]

The Dalai Lama reminds me of my deceased grandfather, so I was kinda sad when Steven punched him :(

[KrazyNinjaPanda]

I am tibetan and I find this really fucked up...

[multitse]

Dalia Lama is not Chinese but Tibetan, infact he is the spiritual leader of Tibetan people besides, Chinese monks never wear red robs like Tibetan monks...!

[lhorvei]

will saso is the shit!

[imre456]

Nice. Been using the "5 dollars short" line for ages, too funny

[Enjoyer1987]

not all chinese guys are bad...but it looks like a lot of them are.lol

[CATdaddyP10]

3:26 hahaha jesus

[piratz22]

Ive seen better bows on a row boat! I said row BOAT!!!!LOL

[damemir]

I love how in every steven segal skit, he ends up beating everyone up..for like no reason lol

[TashlingLa]

Haha..fat ugly looking as hole....what you mean by Chinese to dalai lama..... Are you trying to pass a massage to the world saying that Tibetans are belongs to China... You better careful therwise Im coming after your fat ass...

[marbito11]

lol steven seagal really does look like this no. 

[RuMaAaR]

LMFAO!!!

[foxtweeg]

"I'm not even chinese!" hahahaha

[Sandberg944]

Norsk tekst FTW!

[finajet]

@Sandberg944 Metropol het den kanalen,fantes på 90 tallet.

[LukaDjuric94]

i am steven segal :)

[dblazesr]

funniest thing ive seen in a long time

[JVL8701]

he's MORE then dalai lama.....! jst like in all his movis

[MrSherpasam]

ha ha very funny gud show

[beersgood7]

I swear that Will Sasso's Steven Seagal impersonation is the funniest shit! His mannerisms are dead on.

[heflys20]

"The guy I admire the crap out of.........The Dalai Lama "

"Have a seat grandpa"

"Not all Chinese guys are baaaad, but it seems like a lot of them are"

[Ballet4Everz]

They've gone to far with this skit.

[BArbagarosa]

funniest show

[2769242]

not funny at all

[TyranitarHD]

Dalai Lama: Would you care for some Tea?

Steven Seagal: No, it makes me fart. xD

[hjmndj]

OH DAMN, they should have put coach hines with steven seagal! OH the epicness! 

[jagarcia0705]

@hjmndj Even better, they had put the real Steven Seagal in a Mad TV Skit, with Will Sasso playing Steven Seagal.

Fake Steven: Who the hell are you?

Real Steven: I'm your stunt double.

Fake Steven: Why would I want a stunt double? I'm Steven Seagal, I'm perfect, I don't need a stunt double. (snaps the neck of the real Steven) Who I'm I going to fight in this scene?

Director: Chuck Norris.

Fake Steven: OH ****

[samuiidesune]

@jagarcia0705 I'd love to see that lol!

[Ben1987X]

hhahahahah this is so hilarious

[lyfe1zruff]

its so tru tho..steven segal looks for any excuse to beat ppl up..n in his movies he never gets hit !!!

[ThePsychoReturns]

No offense, your holiness, but I wasn't talking to you.

[YourboyP401]

hahaha a black monk?!!!! lmao

[abotatu]

fuk u ,,u red dumb americans......

[ramaraksha01]

In a Teacher faith, we are Students of God, the goal is not a flesh-pot heaven, but Moksha, Enlightenment. It has to be EARNED, so no begging & pleading for mercy. Respect & Love the Teacher but never fear Her. Karma & Rebirth teach us that we are responsible for our actions, hence the absence of terrorists. Stand Tall before God, not down on your knees, accept your mistakes, come back & make amends

[ramaraksha01]

Most terrorists come from these religions where followers lower themselves to being subjects/slaves/servants - when a king says kill, the slave must obey. No personal responsibility. The goal is heaven, a 5star hotel run by god, who also runs a torture chamber for the bad guys.

[ramaraksha01]

Buddhism, Hinduism are Teacher faiths, we must seperate ourselves from the Abrahamic religions, which are king religions - god made in the image of a medival king. In those days most kings were men, so god had to be a man. A king issues orders, commands & judgements. Loyalty is the highest virtue, hence segregated heavens for members only!

[veggyher]

lol isn't the dalai lama tibet?

[lopsided101]

@veggyher

Yes, he is Tibetan, however as it were China has long-since annexed Tibet based on the belief that it was part of the original mainland.

Also I think the intention was to show Steven Segal as even more ignorant and hypocritical.

[veggyher]

@lopsided101 thank you.....i thought the parody was funny about seagal being ignorant.

[fireangel32]

@adryanv Meh, it´s not just Americans... In East Asia white people get treated like an inferior, less evolved race. In Europe, Americans are bunched into some blatant and extremely obnoxious stereotype like we´re a bunch of retarded donkey´s, so don´t make it seem like we´re the only ones being jerks to foreigners.

[gongfo]

Why is it Norwegian subtitles? :O

[YuriPRIME]

he totaly reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Pak Boys

[shortliner1425]

buddha or bust LOL

[Aizen1122]

this is sooo halirious. segal beating you up for doing petty shit like not doing a bow right, yelling at him, or just being 5 dollar short.

Also, I love the random flute music that was playing.

[Ziggman2g]

no offense your worshipness, but i dont come to where u work and tell you how to flip burgers.

XD sasso is friggnin hilarious.

[ShaingSun]

I know you gotta tongue in that head o' yours dont make me come in after it!

[khampachen]

outrageous!!!!

[fastjaney]

Stupid !!!

[solitarylonewolf]

@ILoveSpanishQueen I love how he pokes fun at China in his speeches and jokes.

"This type of clothing is banned in China. And the material was made... in China."

hahaha

[solitarylonewolf]

The actual dalai lama isn't so serious. He's actually a pretty funny guy, always joking around.

[chidoriookami]

lol yeah he's very cheerful, like a fun grampa ^^

[solitarylonewolf]

@chidoriookami haha, I wish he was my grandpa.

[FuckiNBlacK666]

when it comes to spiritual stuff no one knows more than these little chinese guys xD

[filthyfun]

its so true... steaven seagal sucks ass.!

[juswolf22]

is he died........wow..............

[icecoldtea]

@juswolf22 dead

[BlackBeardDelight187]

Its like a mix between Steven Segal and Ricky from TPB.

[zucchini4067]

Good call!

[schmutzgreiffer]

Shit!

[PanayotiProductions]

This is what happens when an Aries and a Cancer meet lol.

[LodenTV]

lol they're tibetan not chinese haha

[kalaslsl]

Too bad this great show got canceled.

[BlueRazor69]

@kalaslsl problem was the show wasn't good anymore

[1cynfire]

lol Steven grabbed his crotch at 4:05

[blesstv]

idk which was worst.. breaking the vow of silence or yelling at steven segal

[tclaxer3]

nooo

[Dexosour]

No.

[Ninga0809]

lol...they cant take life, and they shaved all their hair..and steven sends him a switch blade/comb lmao

[extremerater92]

yea...that was the joke...

[DudasMiska]

"now Im just wondering if youll shut your pie hole long enough for me to make a point" LMAO!!

[KISS4evr]

Steven Seagal isn't a joke, he is an immortal ass-kicker actually.

[l0lzor123]

hah du e norsk! xD

[HARDNADER]

All these dumbasses complaining about racism. Go screw yourselves...they're making fun of Steven Segal ignorant knobs...

[Razlo5000]

@HARDNADER

The only groups of people you're allowed to make fun of with impunity are whites, males, & christians. Otherwise, you're an "ist" & must be silenced.

[chato0618]

@HARDNADER u have no taste n thts the whole point durr!

[developer108]

After watching these shows, whenever I watch Steven Segal he's like a joke already~~

[goodflo911]

cuz it's a joke, stupid.

birdbrain.. fitting name for a person so simple.

[Sue71]

I thought this skit was just making fun of Steven Segal?

[s37d]

dali lama sounds like splinter in ninja turtles movies

[kentan2202]

lmao

[thedayitriedtodie]

this is typical racist BS from USA, or North American Union, or whatever....

[PalaceOfExile]

How this is at all racist BS from America when it's only making fun of Americans? Some people always find a way to throw racism into everything.

[thedayitriedtodie]

shut up, ur just one of them!

[PalaceOfExile]

One of what? An American who can make fun of fellow Americans? Guess I am.

[thedayitriedtodie]

racist

[PalaceOfExile]

Show me one thing that I've said that was racist. You have all kinda of videos on your channel that with your logic, would be considered racist. Rambo killing people in the Middle East? Making fun of George Bush and Condoleezza Rice? I guess you're racist against whites, Muslims, and blacks now TheDayITriedToDie.

[thedayitriedtodie]

hahaahha

well we were discussing the video...

anyway, those things u mentioned, u should watch them, funny comics, making fun of bush, and Rambo...

not Tibetan monks like this stupid , racist video...

if they do this, it's because they know ppl like u will enjoy, GI joke.

[PalaceOfExile]

Who are you talking to? You have 3 comments, which ones are directed towards me?

[thedayitriedtodie]

fuking lady vancome, she's funny.

but she keeps trowing racism in the air, spreading hatred...

then U.S surprises herself when her own goverment delivers it's hating ppl something like 9/11.

[Crablec10]

Your such a retard. Typical self rightous idiotic drivel. Kill yourself you waste of space

[Cparch]

I'm 5 dollar short

What's this? - Kreck

[amazinginspiration]

EEAAAHHHH :oD 5 dollar short.. what this?! KRACK.. HAHAHAHAYEAAAAHHHH

[gyniest]

Umm, I believe they were making fun of Steven Seagal, not Buddhists. And I'm sure they have poked fun at Jews too; it's a standard part of American culture (it's how you know you're part of the mainstream, or that you've made it). And actually, Jewish humor has a rich legacy in America, with a tradition of self-deprecation (i.e. making fun of oneself and one's own people).

[axess1202]

my bad

[Crablec10]

Yeah I'm buddhist and I thought this was hilarious

[thedayitriedtodie]

hahahahah

buddha is in awe over ur retardness.

stupid idiot.

[southparkresident]

That's what I always say. It's a special kind of racism for people who are special.

[CGLN]

Sad but true.

[dante1995]

its just a joke brother ...chill

[Tenzinpelha]

what a fucking rude video! tibetan buddhist monks aren't chinese you dumb fuck! i wonder what retarted department of madtv thought of this. what was so funny about beating up peaceful monks? i'm a big fan madtv but this is the limit. there should be a certain boundaries that they shouldn't cross.

[richzimmer]

ooh tea my favorite...  lol!

[VRockVulture]

when disrespecting gets out of hand..

[0NorthernPirate0]

which means???

[Leskoathome]

I'm Steven Seagal, reminding you that not all Chinese guys are bad...but sure looks like a lot of them are.

[tenzindee]

Just to let you know that Dalai lama is a Tibetan, not Chinese.

[khalid124578]

LMFAO i just noticed he does kenny rogers:p

wow im stupid...

[randomguyfromtexas]

lol whats this-breaks the guys neck

[ReassuringSmile]

yeah he did grab the guy hard by the balls LOL

[blackcard23]

Buda or bust LOL

[iantoddmanning]

"Oh, tea. My favorite." (beats the guy up) Segal's such an idiot. lol

[djat4ever]

nice...

[sverio12345]

This is not Dalai Lama...its steven segal

[bluntman1138]

The only true reputation of the Dalai Lama is a Being a slave master to the tibetan people. Considering the Lama Class lives in luxury, while their people were illiterate and starving.

[iamsamueljackson]

lol hahaha this was back when mad tv was awesome

[socalcraigster]

You are a tool!

[mikek11111]

i love the steven segal skits. mad tv isn't disrespecting religion at all.

[pontiacfirebird1997]

Steve needs to chill lmao!

[nokkerl]

Fuck you.

[amdo2008dragon]

though being a tibetan man , i should be offended by this , but my religion teaches me to respect every person on earth , and compassion

free tibet

[Mukation]

Since it's a joke about an american, you should'nt ever beging to think that you shouold be offended, friend :)

The tibetans are personified as they supposedly are in real life.

peace and understanding

[boywhoree]

"Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities"

- Voltaire

[ThisOneRocks]

ohhh tea my favorite lmao

[Ninga0809]

swiss blade and a comb lmao

those monks can't take away life and they dont have hair

[drice66]

vow of silence huh.. well did they also take a vow of CRAP MANNERS.... hahaha

No offense your worshipfulness...great stuff!

[GerardoNT91]

god i laugh as hell

[SpeedKlz]

He is a well known wife abuser. He got busted several times for beating the cr*p out of his wife.

Anyway, this is all good humor. My GOD!! what a funny portrayal of Seagal. Everytime I watch it, it makes me laugh until it starts to hurt. Hahahah!

[SpeedKlz]

Oh, Look it up on Wikipedia. Seagal has unnecessarily beaten several stuntmen and it has been well documented. Until one day he ran into the wrong guy, who happened to be an 11 time Judo champion. He tried to abuse the Judo champion and ended up getting choked held by him until Seagal passed out and lost control of his bowl. Don't take my word for this. Go look it up on WIkipedia and it has been extensively covered.

[visiting31]

Couldn't find it on Wikipedia but I looked it up...it says he challenged the guy to choke him saying he was impervious..guess not haha

[ajax123123]

couldnt find any of the stuff you 2 are on about on the wiki page :S

[RawheadRex16]

LMAO '5 dallers short.....Whats dis"

[CulturePeaceForever]

The real Steven Seagal is respectful. He experienced more than his fair share in Japan! To .That "clown",-actor, try it on the Real Shaolin-CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :)

[DudasMiska]

yea like one incident makes him an asshole, and besides there must of been a reason, and how can you prove any of this anyway...when he goes around fighting for climate change, helps in a number of charities, formed a jazz band, and teaches people?

[DudasMiska]

LMAO they need Steven Seagal to come and set things straight AHAHAHA! hes the man!

[Stridus7]

LOL tru the wall

[deftonian69]

well that person some oxygen!

[SpeedKlz]

My God! The funniest thing ever. Hahahaha. This is too funny. I cannot watch this anymore otherwise I will die!

[FuckiNBlacK666]

Not all chinese guys are bad,but...sure looks like a lot of them are ROFLMAO!!!!!XDXDXD

[MyAuntsSister]

haha, tekstingen er NORSK!!!

[iloveyouna]

dang that ma offensive to bhuddist which i m and let me tell u ITS REALLY FUNNY THE FACE HE MAKES and dang we aint chinese we part of asian culture i m guessing

[kocokpeler]

watta donkey film

[moneyandcigarettes]

hilarious

[DualMuNcho]

i'm 5 dollars short...whats this(neck break).

[lyon1009]

this is an insult to buddisms....Pls i beg people of the world have respect to all religion of the world.... it is never nice to make fun of other peoples belive pls i beg the world to show respect to other religion is to prase your own religion. i belive that when everyone in the world shows respect to other peoples belives and views we will have already achive world peace...