Where have I been? I'm peeing in your yard!

[ScrabbleScore]

It's nice to see you happy again. I'm glad you like the new computer. You're worth it.

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Thank you for the phones. It was very sweet of you. We use them all the time. I swear my family's in love with you.

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 As long as you're in love with me that'll do just fine.

[ScrabbleScore]

Peeing in MY yard?

Just for that you don't get to visit me, I'll visit you again. Tell your mom I'll show up with burritos the size of her head and a six pack of apple sodas again...

and then we'll all make fun of you while you pee in YOUR yard. :)

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore That would be very splendid actually. You know how things are around here where I live, we don't have to use a bathroom with a door. We just find a tree and hope that there's not a skunk on the other side. My family and I (me most of all), will really enjoy it... Like I said. Me most of all. ;)

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 I'm glad your aunt still likes her gift. Without her, none of this would be possible. 

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore That's why everybody likes you, you're always so thoughtful. :D

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 Initially, I think they liked me cos I'M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHO. Now they love me because I'm ME. :)

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Well of course you're you. You don't mind if we're in front of my friends or family, we do what we want. They all love you because you're you due to this!

[Neopagan2007]

That would explain the dead grass.... :p

[ScrabbleScore]

@Neopagan2007 And the terrified skunks, too.

[Pheobus3309]

@DarkLightSatanic Mwahaha!

[heathenmomma]

Well if you are peeing in my backyard.. I'm definitely poopin' in your outhouse!

[Pheobus3309]

@heathenmomma Oh shit! It's Skeeter!

[ristinraccoon]

Welcome back!  ^_^

[aker333]

Huzzah! Your Back !

[Pheobus3309]

@aker333 Kinda! >:P

[Mamberuon]

Where is that damn sexy red head? Ahh there you. Peace and love to you my good friend. xo

[Pheobus3309]

@Mamberuon You too! And I'm lurking. :3

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 Lurking? Is that what they're callin' it there days?

Well, at least I know how to answer your parents now. Mom? Dad? We're LURKING.

Yep, that's the ticket.

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Stop it! You know they like you! You gave them good food and got me out of their hair for DAYS! WINNING!

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 Winning, huh? After that skinny zit-faced insecure pansy-ass psycho living off his parents so he can play games online 24/7 I could have been G W Bush and you're entire family would have rushed down the gravel driveway, carefully avoiding the litter of Blazers and that Toyota truck, to gingerly throw flowers around my neck. Remind me to dash off a thank you note somewhere between next week and retirement. ;)

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Wait until you get to see how we celebrate our birthdays. ;)

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 Why, your dad gonna bug me to fix another car?

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Something like that... It's more hands on though. :D

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 As long as the elephants are gone... I'll think about it.

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Hells, we can go on another weeks road trip like that last one. We can be long gone from the elephants and leave my mom and dad wondering when I'll be home this time.

[Pheobus3309]

@Pheobus3309 Or at least a four day. ;)

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 You can play with the stick shift again but you're still not driving my car.

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore You know my favorite thing is that stick shift.

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 Your father's not driving my car. You're brother's not driving my car. I might let Larkin turn it around on the lawn but nobody drives my car but me. The end.

And nobody else better reach for my stick shift, either.

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore I don't blame you! You know how many times people ask to drive your car? I have to keep telling them, "Nobody touches his car!" And yeah... I call dibs on your stick shift. I won't write my name on it, but yeah. Dibs.

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 You know I care cos you sat your ass on the hood of my car, I didn't yell and you're still alive. (Do that again I'll assume you volunteer to be the new hood ornament and your father said he'd help me so watch it, I Love Lucy.)

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Oh you don't have to assume, I'll volunteer any day. You name the weekend and we'll go fishing. You can even use that nice fishing pole of yours!

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 Your MOTHER reads this. (You know, like when she's not trolling the Tea Partiers.)

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Oh yeah! She's laughing her ass off right now saying "This guy KNOWS how to have fun!"

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 I think she just likes to see you happy.

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 'I call dibs on your stick shift.' Do ya now? (Your mother reads this stuff, you know.)

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Oh you know she gets a kick out of it. She thinks it's cute!

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 You're not driving my car. Forget it.

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Oh you'll be driving. Haaaaaaaard.

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 Surely that's a reference to the fact you must have booked us time on a golf course, yeah?

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore Hole in one. Depending on which angles the holes are though. Which makes it all the more fun.

[ScrabbleScore]

@Pheobus3309 That's right. Brag to the entire planet what a great caddy you are. Oh, the hubris. ;)

[Pheobus3309]

@ScrabbleScore I just love chasing balls! Especially after they get that hole in one... Epic!